#that loser klaus

[sundooisagoose]

the cast (besides Alex) doing some silly and very much needed things

[maxhsrgreeves]

Idiots or not. They’re my family 💙

[dumbblondesposts]

This Hayley with this klaus

[fresh-and-funky]

unsure if ive ever put this out into the void but there needs to be an umbrella academy au of IT. Like were the characters of IT are lowkey the umbrellies (without the raised as siblings bit)

Richie- Klaus. (The energy, the most comedic character)

Eddie- Viktor. (Repression much)

Stan-Ben (gone too soon)

Bill- Luther (team leader)

Mike- Five (pulls them all together, cryptic af, stuck in time)

Ben- Diego (self-worth issues lets be real)

Bev- (desperately chasing a future that's not possible)

[moons-and-runes]

Ok so I started watching The Umbrella Academy last night and since theres 7 of them and 7 of the losers I thought I’d share my opinions on which characters are most alike xx

1. Luther = Bill

2. Diego = Stan

3. Allison = Bev

4. Klaus = Richie

5. Five = Eddie

6. Ben = Ben (lol)

7. Vanya = Mike

I’ve only seen the first 3 episodes btw so these opinions could definitely change later on!

[lizziefox]

Mystery Kids as the Hashira from Demon Slayer!

I was brainstorming about different ideas and I thought of this and how fun the scenarios could be. So I might do it once I get a better grasp on the story of Demon Slayer as well as the characters. I know each character’s backstories but I’d rather know more about the world building before I write an au or crossover.

Anyways, on to the topic of why exactly you clicked on this post;

Gyomei (The Stone Hashira):

Now this one is a tough one to start with. There’s not very many characters from my AU of Mystery Kids that are like him. But if you guys have any ideas or suggestions let me know!

(I do love Gyomei however which is why I hate leaving him without a counterpart.)

Tengen (The Sound Hashira):

This one is difficult too but a lot easier than Gyomei. I’d nominate Eddie Munson first lacking any better options then I’d consider Steve Harrington or literally any other remotely flirty character.

Regardless, I’m open to suggestions for him as well!

Kyojuro (The Flame Hashira):

Rengoku is a force of nature. He gets put through the wringer and he just keeps on going. I love him for that and even more after Mugen Train. He’s eternally optimistic and you don’t see that a lot in any characters really. Which is why his spot as the Flame Hashira in my opinion would be given to none other than Enid Sinclair.

She’s very similar to him in her ideals and how she sees the world. She’s also an incredible fighter when she needs to be and when it matters most.

Sanemi (The Wind Hashira):

I know Sanemi gets a lot of flack for being extremely violently over the top towards Nezuko in the beginning and towards everyone else. But I honestly understand why he is the way he is. He lost people that were important to him and he’s in a profession fighting the very things that took those people away.

I think his widespread dislike among the fandom is why I’d give a more beloved character his spot. So his spot would go to Wednesday Addams.

Giyu (The Water Hashira):

I adore Giyu! He has a character trope you often see portrayed in differing types of media. He blames himself for tragic things out of his control. Which is why there are so many good options for him! I considered Dipper Pines, Bill Denbrough, or Mike Wheeler.

Let me know who you think would be the best option!

Mitsuri (The Love Hashira):

I think a lot of people misinterpret Mitsuri. Most viewers’ first impressions of her are that she’s boy crazy. Which is a common occurance with Mabel Pines as well (even though Mabel actually is for the majority of the story). Despite this, I think she’d be perfect for the role given her character development.

And also, the aesthetics totally match up.

Muichiro (The Mist Hashira):

First off, he’s my favorite so I’m going to gush about him as much as I can without sobbing. Before he gets to know Tanjiro, he’s disconnected from himself and his past. But as he and Tanjiro learn from one another, his memories are reintroduced to him and he slowly becomes himself again. I understand both perspectives in this arc which is why I’d give Norman Babcock this position.

They not only share an MBTI type but also similar demeanors and ideals. They’re both very kind hearted, seemingly harsh on the outside and enjoy being around certain people rather than large groups. It’s a perfect fit!

Obanai (The Snake Hashira):

(MARRY ME OBANAI) Who said that? Anywho, this man is scary but secretly gentle. He’s been through way too much for one person to handle. Despite this, he is still motivated to pursue his career and interest in Mitsuri. While he is scary, I think he should be given a less scary character to take his place. This would be either Klaus Baudelaire or Stanley Uris.

Those options are really funny in hindsight because I also fell for those two. But they are very similar. They often close themselves off and try to solve problems on their own which often gets them into trouble. So I think either of them would be a good fit as the Snake Hashira.

Shinobu (The Insect Hashira):

(Everybody make some noise for the one, the only-SHINOBU KOCHO!!! Aka my second favorite!!) Now, as a Laika kid by nature and by heart I’d have to give her spot to Coraline. Nobody truly matches the position quite like she does. She doesn’t let anyone define her worth let alone manipulate her.

And while most people believe Shinobu to be quite smart, she was much of an airhead before the events of the series and Coraline isn’t entirely bright either. Neither of them are stupid by any means but I believe it’s a common phase in people who grow stronger in intelligence and bravery over time.

I hope you enjoyed my ramblings on this very niche AU I came up with on the fly. Let me know your thoughts in the comments! Much love and many blessings,

BloomingSkeletons

[brionysea]

i think that was the first time i wrote a "giving the characters a Problem for the purpose of Sibling Bonding" fic where they actually came up with a solution by the end. dick grayson's older sibling skills are so powerful

[p0rkbun]

I tried the character.ai thing with Klaus Mikaelson, half-way to the conversation I called him obnoxious then he got pissed and tried to choke me.

[jeppyposting]

i wanna be more active on here PLEASE can i have more IT and asoue mutuals!! PLEASSEE!! more mutuals in general cuz i kinda actually wanna use this account :O

I ALSO LIKE OTHER THINGS TOO BUT JDJSJSJAJ

should i make a post of things im into /genq im not too well versed on how to use tumblr

[tinkerbitch69]

Daredevil #185 by Frank Miller and Klaus Janson

now THAT’S what I call hardboiled! 🥚♨️

[conduitandconjurer]

How do I even articulate this?

Basically I continue to think Klaus is very fucked up but not in the same way that 90 percent of the fandom seems to think (or prefer) and it is the WEIRDEST experience. I'm just constantly like, "oh yeah, I guess that IS how most fans perceive this character."

Does ANYONE else (aside my long-trusted mutuals) get this?

[pinkhysteria]

not i've had a j0hnny d3pp dicksucker following and interacting with me for the longest 😐

[the-kid-wants-coffee-black]

“(Inspired By Loser, Baby from Hazbin Hotel, sorry not sorry.)

Diego has lost his job, his girlfriend and his home when he stumbles across his brother in a sketchy bar. Klaus is not happy to see him, given last time they saw each other Diego was putting him in handcuffs, but when Diego intervenes to prevent his brother from being spiked the two have a heart to heart about just how messed up life can be when you're a washed up ex-superhero.”

Did I take my current hyperfixation in Hazbin Hotel and combine it with my one true love The Umbrella Academy? Maybe so. What can I say, Klaus and Diego just seem Loser, Baby coded to me.

[teethbomb]

Gayass Christmas movie

[msclaritea]

The authoritarianism stalking Ireland | Denis Russell | The Critic Magazine

The authoritarianism stalking Ireland

A secular clerisy is silencing dissent

ARTILLERY ROW 26 December, 2022

By Denis Russell

“My conscience is captive to the Word of God. Thus I cannot and will not recant, because acting against one’s conscience is neither safe nor sound. Here I stand; I can do no other.”

These are the words attributed to Martin Luther, who in 1521 was excommunicated and outlawed by the authorities for his rejection of the belief that the Roman Catholic Church was the intermediary between God and man. Luther’s Protestant Reformation opened the door, albeit inadvertently, to the emergence of a new belief in the capacity of man to order the world in a rational and enlightened way. Five hundred years later, Luther’s protest resonates again in modern Ireland.

A secondary-school teacher called Enoch Burke recently rejected edicts from the authorities which required him to act against his conscience. In a Church of Ireland school in County Westmeath, he was asked to address a gender-transitioning student by a new name and preferred pronoun (“they”), but he refused. As a result, the school authorities suspended Burke from his job and told him not to come to school. He defied this order and came to work, sitting alone in his classroom, arguing that he had done nothing to warrant his suspension. Burke, in the best traditions of protest, confronted his school head at an anniversary service to highlight what can only be called the institutionalisation of a new doctrine. How ironic that in Ireland, until recently a very Catholic country, another fervent protestant has emerged to reject the irrational beliefs of the new “woke” clerisy.

Buke has been imprisoned in Mountjoy Jail in Dublin

The High Court in Dublin granted the school an injunction banning Burke from the premises — which he also defied. As a result, he has been imprisoned in Mountjoy Jail in Dublin. Burke rejected the facile argument put forward by the High Court and the school authorities, that his crime was ignoring the lawful decision by school authorities to suspend him on full pay until a disciplinary process was concluded, rather than his questioning of the introduction of transgender ideology in school. When an education system requires teachers to contravene not just their conscience, but their rational consciousness, how can they maintain any authority in the classroom? It is a great shame that teenagers were not thought competent to engage with a gender-critical view around what is one of the most highly contentious debates of our times.

Burke might have support amongst ordinary Irish parents, but he is certainly alone when it comes to the mood among the Irish political class. The Irish Times columnist Jennifer O’Connell argued that “no one is asking him to change his beliefs, only his behaviour”, and that the rush to make Burke’s imprisonment a culture war issue by the likes of Jordan Peterson and Piers Morgan was ignoring the facts. O’Connell and others misunderstand the link between belief and action — she might well consider the fact that if women had not behaved very badly 100 years ago, she would likely not have had the vote today. Had James Connolly and the other 1916 rebels not been prepared to act on their beliefs, would Ireland be free today? If people are not allowed to challenge the idea that the Earth is flat, or that a boy is a girl, for fear of being imprisoned for bad behaviour, we may be in for a new era of troubles in Ireland..."

The truth comes out! Ireland is truly fucked in the head. It's not a place fit for women and children. I see now that there's been a lot

of grooming going on in the schools with boys there. It's a sick country. And they can keep their cheap little Rent Boys, disguised as actors.

[willowshimmer]

Did anyone else cry 3 times or more for Klaus in the Umbrella Academy...

No one else?

Just me?

Well whoever else did hope in!

We're going to therapy and then getting ice cream!