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alright look, i just wanna know who is the writer that came up with the dumbass idea of replacing the line “Ever since I lost my son, I think of you as my own” with “Lu Ten would have been proud to have you as his father” in this scene for the Netflix live action series???
#atla#Avatar the Last Airbender#atlaedit#animationedit#Zuko#Uncle Iroh#*mine#GIVE ME THE NAME!!!!!#and it's funny how they chose to keep most of the lines almost verbatim in this scene but then replaced the MOST important line...#seriously who in their right f*cking mind thought that was the better line to say in this context HUH???#the way it was originally written was such an important highlight of this scene too!!#IT LITERALLY SUMS UP IROH AND ZUKO'S ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP IN ONE SENTENCE#like i know certain dialogues can't be translated well into live action and some changes are necessary#but there was absolutely NO reason to change this particular line whatsoever in this specific scene
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LOST: Season One
#lost#abc lost#lost one cap per ep#this was a project i was gonna do anyways but the timing worked out that i could post the first one on the 20th anniversary!#this is one cap per ep every season. from left to right. and this is important: its not a cap that sums up each ep#its a cap that REPRESENTS each ep. the way i choose them varies every episode#sometimes its an utterly iconic moment. sometimes it reps the theme of the ep. or it hits with a theme of the character themselves#sometimes the cap i use won't even involve the character whose centric episode it is. trust me. this makes sense#anyways i'll give a good example: for outlaws i was so tempted to use a shot of the judgemental soulful gaze of the boar#or perhaps sawyer in the rain after he shot that man#but! i used that shot of sawyer's dads legs as sawyer is hiding under the bed. i feel it worthy because this moment. this scene#is literally a core part of sawyer. it's a defining moment of his backstory. of his character. so yeah. makes sense yeah?#anyways some eps had Too Much going on (lord i could make one of these for exodus part 1 alone) and some not enough#or well they DID but like lacked in caps that Hit in the way im thinking. thank heavens charlie shot ethan cuz i was worried about that ep#i was like ''aw shit what am i gonna use'' and then an iconic lost moment happened kjhfdsjkhfd#anyways. there are 25 eps in season one. so im really glad that the last ep contains one of the moment iconic visuals/moments in all of los#oh i should add that these caps are unedited. i did not fuck with the colours or saturation in any way#i found 'em and i pieced them together. this is harder than it sounds. i browsed through all the screencaps of every ep of season one#and i will do so the remaining five seasons#some of these were super easy like i knew what cap i'd be using before i even started (eg. do no harm. the moth. in translation)#but some took some real Thinking. and some eps even had several caps that would have worked. this has all been quite interesting#also yeah. y'all already know damn well what cap i'm using for the very last episode
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hunted? for the thingy thing ? ive liked your thoughts about him so far :))
ohh hunted, the certified darling. i really like him a lot, and i find it surprising he was the most unpopular voice until broken overtook him and bumped up to the second place. i suppose the reason for this is that he's more "forgettable" than actively despised, as i've only ever heard one person express their disdain for him. i'm hoping pristine cut shines more of a spotlight on him and beast cos they really deserve it!
speaking of bumping up, i really think once i sit down and begin studying his character properly he'll officially be one of my favorite voices. he's darling tier right now, yes, but i feel like i don't quite grasp understand his character yet. theres many reasons i want to though! first, the voice johnny sims provided him is so soft and lovely, one of my favorites. aecond, i'm so interested in his place within the long quiet and tbe narrative. third, the wild routes my beloved.
and listen, i would never hurt him⸻bro deserves to sit on his farm petting all his sheep⸻but wild? his parallels with opportunist??? i'm biting, i'm biting, i'm BITING-
#i've nicknamed him “honey” and “autism farmboy” which i think sums up my thoughts on his character#someone get the wild route away from me i literally almost started analyzing in the middle of the ask#smacking my hand away BAD FRILLS no one wants your essay in the middle of a bingo ask this is already way too damn long#also. i like my hunted design but it's sooo painful to me because i forgot the beast cabin is a JUNGLE#he already wasn't quite designed to stay hidden in a forest but broooo his ass is NOT hiding#i don't want to make any major changes so i just gotta apologize to him like im sorry honey. you're so passing out from heat stroke#if it makes you feel better so will all the other voices. all of you dress ridiculously#♡. letters sent#♡. scribbles#voice of the hunted#ask game
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PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PUSSY.
BIG FLAPPY WET JESUS PUSSY.
JESUS' SOPPING WET PUSS-PUSS
[Edited months after posting to discourage catholics from replying to this post after finding that both the nice and much funnier not-nice responses to this were equally bad for my mental health. I didn't wanna delete it bc I was quite proud of some of my responses and it helps to have a visual reminder of why I left an abusive organization. Also, this means that any catholic who has reblogged this in an attempt to convert me, has now reblogged a post that, if clicked, links back to this. Use MY post for propaganda, will you!]
Thinking about how it was never made clear to me in Catholic school exactly WHY Jesus died for our sins. I just remembered that I was literally never clear on who the dying helped??
I've heard theories as an adult, but basically what I'm saying is pointless martyrdom seems a little pointless, and also with enough propaganda the big logical gaps in a belief system get really hard to see. Especially if questioning anything is blasphemy.
I would have gotten in so much trouble for insisting the teacher explain how Jesus helped us by being tortured to death by Romans even when God could have prevented it! God sent his only Son, they would have said! Be grateful, they'd say! Be guilty! Stop asking why he did that!!!
#original#religious trauma#<- what's up guys why did he do that??? for real i was raised catholic and it is FUCKING UNCLEAR but also the basis of a huge chunk of#my childhood?? like WHY though? my friend madeleine said it was related to animal sacrifices with the lamb of god stuff and all#this was NEVER mentioned in my school. i thought he was the lamb bc he followed god but maybe not#no wonder my impulse as a person is to constantly sacrifice myself unnecessarily#i think martyrdom is a bad gift. but i guess torture your son to death or whatever dude. but it's weird to do that and say it was for me#like...... thanks?? you're literally omnipotent but this is like the worst possible version of a cat leaving a dead mouse on my bed#Christianity#thank goodness i was too much of a fag to stay. i was so unhappy there.#the good place actually addresses a lot of my issues with Christianity as a whole while also not being all about Christianity#like what does it mean to condemn a person capable of change to eternal hell?M#*hell??#the good place#god pays the devil's rent y'all. like in that post that made my long beautiful essay about this irrelevant by#summing it up with 'girl they are in cahoots.' i think about that post all the fukn time nothing i can write longform is as punchy as that
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If I have a guilty pleasure, it’s watching randoms on the internet listening to Shine on You Crazy Diamond parts I-V for the first time.
#pink floyd#shine on you crazy diamond#One guy literally just said#‘music is now ruined for me… How does any form of entertainment#or media get better than what I just heard?’#and that about sums up my feelings too
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would you trust this mc with your social security number, guys?
#obey me#obey me oc#obey me mc#all of these can be summed up by one word. autism#except the literal cain and abel image#hmmm no actually they’re autistic too just because i say so and i’m literally cain so like/hj#also yeah it’s saiki AND kusuke it’s detrimental i include them both because he’s more like kusuke but his delivery on things is sooo saiki#i could go on a tangent… why? because these chatacters are JUST LIKE ME!!!!!#🌾 cain talks to himself
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The wife the wife the love of my life neen @boxwinebaddie has (rem)ember on my brain CONSISTENTLY (fr if y’all don’t read it you are Missing Out) SO!!!
In accordance with her recent ravesey divorce posts that are destroying my hopeless romantic ass and simultaneously blessing me, and also in relation to my everarching over all AU’s FOB Coded Stan headcanons, here we mcfuckin go!
Raven!Stan, my sweet boy, covering You’re Crashing, But You’re No Wave when jersey is in his Elle Woods era during the headcanoned internship. He got a very angry call about that ESPECIALLY bc
This gorgeous musical genius segued it perfectly into Bang The Doldrums. I’m talking AND I CAST A SPELL OVER THE WEST TO MAKE YOU THINK OF ME THE SAME WAY I THINK OF YOUUUUU! BEST FRIENDS, EX FRIENDS TO THE END, BETTER OFF AS LOVERS AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!
rile pile being insane abt neen the queen w the scheme’s aus what else is new. Also Infinity On High supremacy
#someone put me in wife jail#I literally tried to explain this to my partner who is a Normal Human and he was like honey are you good? have you slept?#(I haven’t in far too long) (the gnomes are gonna show up or sum)#ANYWAY!!!#Nina is the STYLE GODDESS and I admire her w all my heart#also I am extremely feral about fall out boy#what else is new#style!!!#south park#style#lmm voice: look at my son#Raven just one cinnamon scented hug pls#neen does he give good hugs#I feel like he does and I gotta push the Stan Is A Hugger Agenda#ily
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OUHHHH I LOVE THIS DESIGN TOO..... if he looked like this in RID then maybe i wouldve watched it sigh
#me text#jazz#look i think his RID design is cute but it doesnt feel very jazz. maybe its the lack of visor#also why was this put on a box but doesnt seem to have ever been used?? in anything???#was this like concept art from RID??? n someone decided to slap it on a toy that#looks nothing like it for sum reason????#whatever. sorry im a bit salty i rly like this art but it looks like its just. nowhere else#its giving cyberverse too which makes it worse. like. GRRRRRR#sorry i may be mad at how little he shows up in literally anything. when hes sooo cool#grrrrr.. what ever !!! -_-
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it kept raining aaaaall day and it’s nice and cold out and i’m gonna sleep so well :]
#ty tropical storm hilary .this is just what december is like for us#glad ot wasn’t too bad and that earthquake scare wasn’t worse#the notif saying 5.5 freaked me out real bad#but now i’ve been doing finals work for sum semester with nice rain in the bg all day and i’m so relaxed <3 <3#which is such a relief after last week. o was so stressed while at (redacted) that my watch literally said my resting heart rate jumped up#to 99 BPM!!! what the fuck.#anyway. enjoying this :]
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saliba…
#a week w/o my man is gonna have these wilo thoughts running rampant why lie…very rare for these footie boys…he’s a rare breed#anyway. literally just got done swinging🎾 after like 3hrs there’s all these tennis players here for…idk a competition or sum#but yea<3 fun im trying not to get too tipsy while the IS matches are still on…after that…im acting up hehe#if I could teleport you guys here with me I would💗 y’all would love it here we’d have a blast🤭
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had to watch a highlights compilation for it to hit me just how relatable Riz’s experiences as an aroace (or adjacent) character is for me an aroace person and like wow... I rarely ever see my experiences depicted like this anywhere, I’m usually just happy to have a character that straight up does not have any kind of romance arc, but this is just really nice :)
#its so accurate too#Riz's awkwardness everytime he brings up the topic of sex was really funny to me until I realized i do the exact same thing#and of course the years will go by and everyone will find someone that matters more to them than you perfectly sums up#the aromantic fear of isolation#which is something I am very genuinely afraid of#something a friend has pointed out to me before in an unfourtunately depressing conversation#also much smaller but I had an aromantic horror story planned that also had a lot to do with lies and mirrors#so the stuff with Baron feels particularly relevant to how I interpret my experience as well#literally so many of the specific things I have felt and experienced as an aroace person were just reflected back to me#I am going to cherish this I think#fantasy high#reaction tag#d20
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i think like. the thing i wish i could convey to people about my relationship to fibs is:
i am profoundly worried about the state of the world. i'm very anxious about what my future is going to look like, financially, professionally, geographically, physical-safety-wise. i know things are going to get worse before they get better, and i don't know if i'll live long enough to see them get better.
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i would not want any other life. i wouldn't want to be any other person. i wouldn't want to be born any other time. and it's because i cannot imagine anything being better than what i feel when i love them.
#it's the history of them too ofc like when i love them i love the past 20+ years of myself#but idk i was like thinking about how like#lucky people who are financially well off are#like millionaires don't have to care about the state of the world in the same way#but as i was wondering what it would feel like if i had that kind of security#my body recoiled#because if it meant i had to give up fibs#if i had had to live in another timeline where i was wealthy or if i had to trade places with someone wealthy#i wouldn't do it#you couldn't pay me enough to give them up. you literally could not. there is not that sum of money in the world. i wouldn't do it.#and it just has been sitting with me because as everything changes#no one can take them from me#even if we lose electricity and i have to carry a sad binder of pictures around lol#i will have them with me forever.#and that means i will be okay.#no matter what.#also like i live a wonderful life and feel so many amazing things#i'm not saying that the only thing that makes me feel good are my tv people (although obviously i love my tv people to incoherence)#but they make everything else better in ways nothing else has ever had the power to do
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i love that you are still here on this earth. i am relieved that we've both made it this far. and i am so, so happy to be here on this planet with you. thank you for that.
#original#this is bc i wrote a super long post about mental health and ableism and saved it to my drafts after finishing it bc it is#intense enough to give it a breather and a second look before posting it#it started as an angry thing about suicide and ableism but ended in a long beautiful monologue that basically can be summed up w this post#which is. ya know. actually a really good sign for my overall mental health. just... considering how those topics used to spiral me#like send me into a downward mental spiral to a dangerous degree. this is way way better. (if almost as time-consuming lol)#but also i may have literally just been repeating another post i've made so#idk#but anyway thank you for being here. please stay alive bc in 20 years i am going to have a party and you are invited#i am saving you a seat just like all the other kind folks you could meet in that time if you don't run into me specifically#but you need to be alive to be able to go bc I don't think ghosts exist and i definitely can't see them if they do#so you gotta try your best okay? just like you've been doing. hold on. be brave. and i'll try to do the same.#because baby i'm going to that fucking party.#and it is going to RULE but it will be so much better if you're there too.
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cws; smut, rough s*x, mentions sq**rting, milkman cliché, namecalling, sum back scratching, this is goofy asf LOL 🐥
Milkman!Gojo who doesn't just 'dick you down'; he fucks you into the 4th dimension. His strokes are actually insane. You can't keep up with him and he's laughing about it because up until now it's been you who's the horniest — the lonely single hottie flirting obnoxiously with the way too fuckable milkman. Shit, it was you who begged him to fuck you dumb in the first place. He's jus' delivering! One second he's giving you milk and the next he's stripping his uniform off and letting his cock spring out to give you... well, more milk?!
Locking you into the nastiest mating press you've ever endured, milkman!Gojo's slamming into your sensitive pussy so hard and fast at the perfect angle that you're actually scared of your orgasm — how he works it out of you with such violent thrusts that you hiccough and feel like you're about to cry. He just gives it to you without mercy, no breaks no bullshit he is dicking you the fuck downnn
"Holy shit! Nng! Fuck! Don't you fucking stop!" you squeal, clawing desperately at his back and leaving raw red lines, "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Ahhh ummm I'm gonna c-cum?! Nnn!! I'm gonna cum... I'm cumming on your cock... I... um... shit, I-I'm ahh cumming...!"
His dick has you stressing out — like actually. Your pussy's under pressure like she's taking a big dick exam. Each inch he packs into your spasming cunt is changing your world perspective. Did you squirt? You can't tell. But you came without touching your clit for like, the first time, which is insane to you. His cum is pumping into you and he's shuddering, calling you a slutty bitch or whatever other foul names — with affection, you know, he's a charming guy. And he's left you with a charming creampie to ooze out your abused cunt.
He's stifling laughter once he's done filling you up with his milk, sliding his cock out with a nasty squelchy pop! and he's asking if you're okay after literally ruining you; you can't move a single muscle, you can only "bask" in the afterglow which feels more like an aftershock because that orgasm was some high-level earthquake shit.
"What the fuck... I need t-t-to lay here and think about life for a bit..."
He's howling with laughter, "Damn, did I fuck your brains out or what?"
"Nah, shut up with ya bullshit — your dick is insane, no wonder you can't keep a girlfriend. Like, there's dicking down and then there's whatever that was — plowing me into the fourth fucking dimension... don't laugh!"
So now after that, you call your milkman up whenever you need "insane 4th dimension dicking down" and he snickers, ready to deliver — knocking at your door and waiting to cum inside.
#sorry i went insane and wrote this#milkman gojo <3#mdni#tw smut#smut#gojo smut#gojo x reader smut#satoru gojo smut#gojo satoru smut#jjk smut#jjk x reader smut#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#gojo#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#jjk x reader
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Sorry guys I'm still on the lob corp oc grind. I have 50 of these fuckers and I need to brainstorm ideas for them lest I explode and die. Anyways today's nugget of the day is good ol Yum Meyer who is the lucky winner of getting to be my third nugget to get a district of origin. Bad news for her its district 23 but hey she's survived to 40 so far so I'd say she's doing well all things considered (she evidently is not but that's not my problem)
#rat rambles#oc posting#important context for the non project moon knowers in chat (aka literally everyone who follows me I imagine)#in district 23 cannibalism is extremely normalized and even within nests you're prone to just being murdered at restaurants#and yum has it even rougher than that because she was specifically raised to be butchered for meat#she was kept around by her original 'family' up until her mid 20s at which point a member of the thumb payed a hefty sum to hire her#she then spent the next good chunk of her life working for that person and had a miserable time there too#the person adored yum and thought of herself as very kind and caring towards her but yum hated her and was terrified of her#for good reason mind you but Im not going into all that rn#eventually the person decided this was no place for someone like yum and had her move to L corps nest#at which point in an attempt to follow orders to live a comfortable life yum applied to work at lob corp and the rest is history#for yum the constant death in lob corp is almost a comfort as the order to live a peaceful life felt like an impossible task#to have something higher up on the foodchain than her old boss force her back into the blood and misery felt like a mercy#she has. a lot of issues. to put it extremely mildly.
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Stolas is a moral scapegoat – "a character that is bad, but the book/movie/show portrays them as good". It's characterized by the story twisting itself to make one character look good.
Helluva Boss takes place in Hell. A horrible place filled with horrible people, the root of all evil. Stolas fits right in there. He was already problematic, awful, fed into Hell's broken system. Why try to cover up his faults? It's Hell, and it was great. But now, we're supposed to pretend he's just flawed.
Why Stolas is a Terrible Person/Character
Oh this will be long. In this post I will cover why Stolas is a character that fundamentally fails at everything it tries to accomplish. I probably have to say that you can love Stolas. That's just why I hate him.
Trigger warnings for: Racism, casteism, power dynamics, sexual assault, sa apologism, abuse, and neglectful parenting. A lot, I know, but that's Stolas.
His Actions in S1
Despite the title, there will be two examples from season 2.
Racism/Casteist
Stolas is from the upper caste, a royal. He seem to often fetishize imps, or the fact that he's sleeping with someone who's less than him. I even saw fans pointing this out. He have empathized Blitzø being an imp in a sexual context.
(Notice the use of words: "little", "plaything", to me this is blatant racism and fetishism).
He also showed a certain lack of empathy for his imp butler.
Stolas isn't particularly violent, he doesn't choke people left and right. He's just angry, at Stella, so he decides to.. choke the imp.
Stolas has been dehumanizimg imps. Fetishizing an imp for being an imp, calling him an "impish little plaything", and he has been willing to choke an imp just because he was angry at something unrelated. He's racist and casteist.
Treatment of Blitzø
"Treatment" is putting it lightly. In the first episode, Stolas does something inexcusable that will taint their dynamic for all of season 1. First, he sees Blitzø in a vulnerable position, where he cannot think or negotiate. Thus, stripping him of what little choice he has on what he's about to offer.
What Stolas is saying is, "Fuck me or I'll shut down your business". This deal he makes is just a threat with extra steps. Which, is a real life abuse tactic called Quid Pro Quo:
"Quid pro quo harassment occurs when someone in a position of authority over another directly or indirectly demands sexual favors in exchange for some benefit, or to avoid some detriment in the workplace".
One element I haven't brought up yet, is the political power imbalance. Stolas is royalty, one with a lot of power, influence, credibility, etc. Blitzø has non of that. Other characters have commented on that the fact that Blitzø even has a business is a miracle.
There are so many layers of imbalance and how Blitzø has no choice or agency. A royal is """offering""" the powerless a Quid Pro Quo while he's in a life threatening situation.
And their dynamic looks exactly like you'd imagen. Stolas is consistently sexualizing him against his consent. (As it's been established, Stolas's racism feeds into this). And refuses to do the surface level courtesy, not even calling him his real name (x).
Stolas treats Blitzø as a lesser being, violates his boundries, forces himself on him, and strips him of all autonomy.
Faliure as a Father
Stolas's role as a father is directly tackled in Loo Loo Land and Seeing Stars. At the beginning, both episodes show Stolas being a good father to Octavia, but does this still hold true in the currect day? Well, no.
In Loo Loo Land, Stolas wants to take Octavia to a theme park. Octavia is 17, and Stolas ignores her when she says she doesn't want to go. (In retrospect, Stolas coud be oblivious because he's projecting onto Via his experience meeting Blitzø).
But that's just the start. Stolas then invites Blitzø to the trip and harasses with him all throughout. Essentially, Stolas is forcing his daughter to watch as he harasses "the homewrecker", all the while he's supposed to be with her, on a trip she didn't even want to go to.
After a whole day of this, as expected, Octavia runs away. Stolas chases her. (And of course, he's still thinking of Blitzø on his way to find Via). There's an apology scene that looks deep, but when you dissect it, it's rather empty.
Stolas never actually provided an explanation as to why he just did what he did, nor of the "drama" with Stella. There is nothing here. Octavia only makes up with him because he said he isn't gonna leave her. Which is bare minimum.
After he realizes that his affair hurts his daughter to the point where she feared he's gonna leave her, what does he do? What practical actions does he take to improve? Divorce Stella? Cut off his deal with Blitzø? Explained the situation?
Nothing. And now we see he's willing to stand up on a stage and let people know.
In Seeing Stars, Stolas bashes Via's mother to her. Which, does she know about their situation? Does she not? She isn't shown to hate or.. anything Stella. Is he hiding the situation (which I'll cover), while also trashing her mother? That's impulsive and negligent.
But that's nothing. She later runs away, Stolas is stressed as he should be, but the second they arravie on earth he's all calm and everything's normal.
When his daughter is missing. When he is shown to be stressed, it's for the sake of plot. But he's willing to just chill, watching Blitzø's show.
Stolas is, dare I say it, neglectful. He might care about his daughter, but he's proven that she's not enough of a priority to focus on her when it matters.
Cheating
Yes, I know what ended up being revealed, I'll cover that. In season 1, the relationship is presented to not be perfect before Stolas cheated.
But there were instances that showed that what Stolas did changed their relationship for the worse. (Some additional rebuttals).
It could have been a loveless marrige, they could hae fallen out of love, they could have been arranged. But their relationship was manageable. Love or no love, it's a committed relationship. and Stella didn't deserve to get cheated on.
Who was Stolas?
Stolas's behavior is common among royals. Stella has no problem throwing said butler at Stolas (S1 E2), and the Goetias are shown to be casteist. They're untouchable privileged assholes. Stolas was born that wealth, never having to suffer the consequences of his actions. Always putting himself first, hurting others. He doesn't mean to, he wants for everyone to be happy, he does care. However, when it actually matters, he acts on his worst tendecises with no self control. He never had to learn self control. That is, until Ozzie's.
Before Ozzie, Blitzø and Stolas are at obligation. Stolas's actions had tainted them. There was one redeemable moment: He saved Blitzø's life. Stolas did something for him. But this one act of goodness doesn't magically fix anything.
Stolas's family life have been escalating. Stella hated Stolas for cheating and his daughter just had to take it. In Loo Loo Land, he learns the full weight of the damage he caused. And in the next episode we see him, he proceeds to take no steps to improve the situation. In the end of that same episode, we learn that Stella hired an assasin after him. Because he did nothing.
The season 1 finale, Ozzie's, is aware of all of this and absolutly delivers.
The episode starts with seeing Stolas alone, in his big house, miserable. It appears that Stella finally left the house. (Also he later says "Octavia is with her mother this weekend"). He's eating a bowl of cereal, pitying himself, wallowing in his despair. You feel bad for him, he looks so torn down.
And then Blitzø calls. The one he loves, asks him on a serious date. It's hope, it's honest, and it's exactly what he wanted. It's almost as if the universe handed him is fairytale scenario.
Almost. Reality smacks him right in the face on that date. Asmodeus calls him out on losing everything he had. He had a family, a happy daughter, but gave it all up for an affair.
Blitzø calls him out on treating him like a pet, not earning any of that emotional connection he wants or even communicating it, just violating him, they have nothing.
The show held him accountable and called him out. While it's not perfect, Stolas is a morally grey character. Now, a character arc was set up where he learns to treat people better. Stolas is exactly the character I want to see from a show like Helluva Boss. He's a horrible person, but nuanced, who does care.
Season 2
Yeah... all of that is thrown out the window. Because apparently, Stolas is just imperfect. He simply made a lot of mistakes. He misread a lot of situations, really it's all just an accident. He's an oblivious victim. So, let's get into the woobification of Stolas.
Surrounded by Evil
In The Circus we're given Stolas's ✨️backstory✨️. And we find out he had such a terrible life.
Stella is, and always was, an abusive evil bitch. From the day she was born. Pure evil.
So you see, Stolas did nothing wrong. Let me be clear, you are not obligated to stay loyal to your abuser. We can erase "cheater" off the list. But that's the only reason why it's done. So we can erase that off the list, and that we could feel oh-so-sad for him. Because Stella isn't written to be an abuser. She's a cartoonishly evil. We see a picture of her as a kid where she's the same person. Spongebob villians have more depth than her, you know, the abuser in the adult show. Helluva Boss reversed an established dynamic where Stella is the victim and Stolas is at fault, except without any of the depth or nuance.
But that's not all. Stolas's dad (Paimon) is also neglectful. By "neglectful" I mean, of course, a Saturday-morning cartoon villain.
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He doesn't remember his name. This is such bullshit. I can buy Stolas having a horrible father. It's also not bad to show Stolas's trauma. What is bad is that the subject matter is handled with less seriousness as the fish fight in Spring Broken. And Helluva Boss did write Crimson as a serious abuser, the episode did have comedy, but not Paimon.
The reason why all of this is happening, is so we could feel bad for Stolas. They do zero of the work to earn a good story about abuse, but still go "Do you see how sad he is? Look at how they're treating this poor baby!!"
"Recontextualization"
In said ✨️backstory✨️, we also learn that Stolas and Blitzø are childhood friends. But also not really, they just hung out for one day. Where did this come from? How does that enrich the characters? I would tell you, but I don't know. However, what I'm sure of, is that it's done to make Stolas look less problematic.
DO YOU SEE HOW CUT THIS IS? He isn't just horny for that imp, he is special, it's absoultly pure! Don't worry, totally safe.
Later in the flashback, we see how Blitzø and Stolas reconnected after over 20 years. Apparently... Blitzø was the one who sexually manipulated Stolas, selling him that he wants him.
All Stolas did was just buying into Blitzø's narrative he was imposed on. It's a role he leaned into, because he thought Blitzø liked it. I.. WHAT??? If this horseshit is true, why did he make this weird r*pe deal with Blitzø? If Blitzø was the one who acted like he's interested at first, and he was sexually exploiting him, why did he lash out at Stolas in Ozzie's? Did it just hold no weight for Stolas? It went from "Don't pretend to have something when you've been harassing me this whole time" to "You misunderstood".
The Stolitz backstory makes no sense, it's cheap, and fixes nothing. No matter what the story is trying to sell, in season 1 Stolas knew what's happening enough to try to force it. And maybe Stolas wanted Blitzø because of a connection, he still harassed, dehumanized and violated him.
Note: Stolas realizing "he imagened the relationship" is completely ignored one episode later in Seeing Stars. This is a huge deal, didn't he learn? Just further evidence that he's willing to violate the guy. (x)
Before this backstory, we had a story of a selfish man hurting the person he loves while explointing the broken system and the power that he has over him for his own selfish desires that he's forcing on him. Now, we have the same thing, but with fanfic tropes – and the story refuses to confront that.
Casteism is Brushed Off
Helluva Boss pretends that Stolas isn't racist, because he didn't want Blitzø for being an imp, but for being his fanfic trope childhood friend. Which fails to adress the disgusting fetishism of Blitzø for being an imp, and he also continued to dehumanize his imp butler in Seeing Stars. He's still racist.
Imperfect Father
In The Circus, Stolas devivers this line: "The only reason I have endured your constant insults and cruelty, was for that girl to have a normal life".
Sounds impressive, he stayed all these years just for his daughter. But that's the thing – it sounds impressive. Every time their relationship is the focus, Stolas is being the scum of the earth. What I see here, is a person. A person who despite being willing to stay passive, acts on his his selfish wants, forgetting to look around him. Mind you, this fact is also being revealed one episode after Ozzie's.
But no, one episode later, in Seeing Stars – that was covered as a prime example of everything I just descriped – Loona says this:
Yeah. He's just a good father "trying" his "best" and makes some.. "mistakes". The Circus did present Stolas as this, but Seeing Stars really solidified how his parenting will be handled moving forward. And I think it's comlete and utter dogshit.
Damsel in Distress
The title is a bit misleading. This section is mainly about Stolas's power being toned down. Both magical and in presentation.
In season 1, he was energetic and enthusiastic, while being able to set his foot down and intimidate when needed. He's still all of those things, but in some instances his characterization made my raise an eyebrow.
In Seeing Stars, he's being weirdly gentle with people kidnapping Blitzø and are later beatting him.
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In Oops, he's excited to start negotiating with literal kidnappers. I have no idea why he's so nice.
(He did harass Blitzø again in Seeing Stars and bashed Striker, all of which isn't soft, but it's also the two moments where he should have shut up).
Further more, both of these conflict rely on Stolas not using his powers for some reason or another. Why didn't he just do whatever he did in Truth Seekers to track Fizz/Via?
About Via, I'm gonna have to call bullshit on the "My powers are limited on earth" nonsense because, for starters, kid Stolas is shown to remember the contents of his books and now he's been studying them for years. And two,
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There is no excuse for Stolas to not use his powers and whenever the show says otherwise it's bullshitting its way out of it.
Even in Western Energy, before Stolas gets captured he was just aimlessly going in and out of his demon form. Why didn't he turn him into stone like he did in Loo Loo Land?
Stolas has been presented as weaker than he is. He's made to look more vulnerable, less "above it all". He was untouchable, and when he wasn't, it had a harder impact and made sense. Now, I almost forgot he's a powerful demon.
And his characterization is at the core of this issue. At times he's just so kind and gentle with people who should get smacked in their heads.
What about Ozzie's
The big clash, the one that called Stolas out on everything, the one that set him on a genuine path to grow, what about it? How is it adressed while the show tries to pretend he's a good person?
No, not the message Stolas is looking at, the ones in the background he just scrolled through.
I'm not breaking this down. I refuse. The only reason I put it here is to show how fast it goes. I'm not touching that.
Who is Stolas
Stolas is a moral scapegoat – "a character that is bad, but the book/movie/show portrays them as good". It's characterized by the story twisting itself to make one character look good.
Stolas didn't start out as one, but became one over one season premire and it just kept escalating from there.
Helluva Boss takes place in Hell. A horrible place filled with horrible people, the root of all evil. Stolas fits right in there. He was already problematic, awful, fed into Helll's broken system. Why trying to cover up his faults? It's Hell, and it was great. But now, we're supposed to pretend he's just flawed.
With the show actively ignoring everything he did, what's left for him? What does he have to learn? How will he grow as a person? How will he improve? What's his character arc? It's nothing. Because everything that happens to him isn't his fault, and at times could just be solved with one conversation.
#helluva boss#THERE IT IS#this perfectly sums up my issue with the writing for Stolas' character#the writers backpedaled so hard on how horrible he is that the whiplash is COMICAL#what's extra funny is that if they had clearly thought out the proper worldbuilding implications at the BEGINNING of the show#they wouldn't have had nearly as big of an issue trying to get this selfish cheating jackass to be sympathetic#because this is HELL. why are people getting married in the first place???#why do wedding vows MATTER in Actual Literal Hell?#it seemed to be initially implied that true genuine love like the kind Millie and Moxxie share is an extreme outlier in Hell#which would make sense#if the Goetia family really needed an heir why not just make Stolas sleep with someone until she gets pregnant#and then let her go on her merry way afterwards?#you can still have Stolas be a dad that way and you don't have to worry about making him look bad by cheating on his wife#THEY'RE the ones who made him an adulterer#so they need to lie in this bed they made and not handwave everything away by going ''well she was an abusive bitch so it's ok he cheated''#nah nah miss me with that noise#Stella deserved way more as a character too#she could have been INTERESTING. She could have had NUANCE#but no she's an evil bitch with 0 redeeming or sympathetic qualities so our hawt m/m ship can be together guilt free!#what is this a bad yaoi fanfic?
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