#that kalifa’s gorgeous

[bluefiz]

Memories from Enies lobby…

[kxizoku-ou]

CP9 Cat Headcanons

This is... a very silly post. XD After seeing a similar concept on Pixiv (images 10–12 in this log) and critiquing the breed choices it used, I wound up writing my own take on it.

These are written with actual cats in mind (not my usual Hybrid Au), and the breed choices are just for fun— as in, largely chosen based on looks/vibes, not anything too serious. I was definitely channeling that early 2000s "characters are cats for some reason now" mini-genre, so these are pure fluff/comedy, for once... >3>

. . .

Lucci

(Bengal)

Serial toy murderer. Violently destroys any and every toy you give him within a matter of hours, days at MOST. 

Some of the things he’s done to his toys probably qualify as war crimes tbh. Likes to drown the catnip mice in his water dish. Also enjoys tearing things into ragged chunks/”gutting” the stuffing. 

Sometimes you wake up to him on your chest with a present. 

(A chunk of mutilated cat toy. He drops it onto your face.)

The most athletic cat you’ll ever know. There is no surface in your house he can’t reach SOMEHOW. Also can and will learn how to open doors, drawers, etc, and will use this unfortunate skill to get into everything if he’s bored. 

Affectionate, but only on his terms. You don’t decide when you’re allowed to pet him; when the mood strikes, he’ll interrupt whatever you’re doing and forcefully put his body in your lap. 

You’re not allowed to move until he decides you’re done. :) 

Has a surprisingly cute kneading habit. He’ll go Baby Mode and make biscuits for hours. Sucks on certain blankets too.

Kaku

(Devon Rex)

ZOOMIES TO THE MAX.

Seemingly never sits still. Will run from one end of your house to the other at all hours of the day. At night, you’re regularly woken up by the distinct rapid thumping of galloping kitty paws.

Likes high places and unexpected perching spots. This includes your shoulder— and he can make the jump on his own! 

Playful, but not prone to destroying his toys. Prefers batting hard objects down a flight of stairs to tearing the plush ones open.

Too brave (and curious) for his own good. Lacks any sense of danger when it comes to investigating something that’s caught his interest. 

This includes slipping through the front door.

Not super cuddly, but likes being near you/keeping an eye on what you’re doing. 

Has a squeaky “old man” meow. WEH!

Jabra

(Egyptian Mau)

Wild, playful, curious, and so very destructive. If he’s not kept entertained, your property will suffer for it. 

Requires FREQUENT play and attention, but fortunately, he’s not too hard to please. Throwing a squishy ball for “fetch” can keep him occupied for hours. 

The asshole cat who will make direct eye contact with you before (very deliberately) knocking something off a shelf, then sit there smugly while you try to scold him. 

Very talkative! When he wants your attention, he YELLS, and seeing wildlife outside always brings out that excited, bloodthirsty chitter. 

Taking him to the vet is an ordeal, for everyone involved...

Doesn’t mind being pet and handled. Pesters you for affection regularly, but gets bitey when he’s had enough. :/ 

Highly territorial. Will not tolerate other cats/animals near him.

Kalifa

(Turkish Angora)

Truly the embodiment of the “disdainful gorgeous fancy cat” trope. 

Her fur is incredible, due largely in part to near-constant grooming. Do NOT interrupt her washing. 

She’ll wash your fingers too if she’s feeling affectionate. Mlem mlem mlemmmm...

Likes to be involved in what you’re doing. The kind of cat to walk across your keyboard or loaf-sit on top of stray paperwork, seemingly oblivious to how badly she’s getting in the way. 

At least your “adorable secretary” makes for good moral support!

Not overly playful, but she can be a DEADLY hunter when the mood strikes— fast, agile, and with amazing reflexes no matter what kind of toy you put in front of her. 

Weirdly fickle about when you’re allowed to touch her. Will glare, hiss, and swat at fingers if you test those boundaries.

Blueno

(Norwegian Forest Cat)

The most quiet, low-maintenance, independent cat imaginable. You nearly forget he exists, sometimes.

Not much of a meower, but has a deep, calming, rumbly purr. 

Content to curl up on a chair or in a corner and let you go about your day! He’ll alternate between napping and silently staring in your general direction; the eye contact is a sign of affection. <3

Won’t seek out attention on his own, but also won’t fight it if you pick him up and carry him around like a plushie. 

...he stays limp and docile no matter what you do to him, actually.

Needs regular brushing, or his fur starts to matt. It’s pretty much the only “extra attention” he’ll require, though, and he’s (fortunately) cooperative about it. 

Learned how to open doors at some point. You don’t know how he managed that.

Fukurou

(Persian)

R O U N D (and it’s not just fluff)

Despite being shaped like a furry bowling ball, he’s quite playful, and way more agile/fast-moving than you’d expect. 

...that energy is much less cute when his full weight lands on your abdomen in the middle of the night, however.

VERY affectionate. Will take any opportunity to lay his chin on your palm, headbutt your shoulder/wrists, put his paws on your chest so he can try to lovingly lick your face, etc— purring all the while! 

Chatty cat!! Chirps and squeaks at you non-stop; if you “respond” to him, it turns into a back-and-forth conversation with his mrrep-ing. 

Fond of high places, like bookshelves and tall dressers. 

It’s unclear how such a heavy cat manages to get up onto them, but he usually ends up yowling for help when he can’t get back down.

Kumadori

(British Longhair)

A huge, massively fluffy mini-lion of a cat, with that “polite little gentleman” face common in his breed. 

Sheds. Sheds SO MUCH. All of your clothes are covered in his fur, no matter how hard you try to keep him thoroughly brushed. 

You cannot escape the fluff. 

YOWLS. The loudest, most determined drama queen when he wants something. Acts like he’s dying if his food bowl is empty for more than half an hour, non-stop howling included. 

Extremely cuddly; wants as much attention from you as you’ll give, and will flop his entire body into your lap to get it. 

Fond of jingly toys! The louder and more annoying the bell, the better. 

If you ever have to give him medicine (be it a pill or liquid), he’s utterly betrayed. Gives you the huge, sad, miserable scared-kitty eyes for the rest of the evening, and won’t let you touch him. 

(He’s over it by morning, and back to purring in your arms. Baby.)

Spandam

(Siamese)

The ugliest purebred imaginable, and his personality isn’t better. <3

Health issues. Skin/coat problems, numerous food sensitivities, arthritis, frequent UTIs, and a crooked tail from a past injury.

King of separation anxiety. If he can’t find you, he’s HOWLING, then finding a corner to cower in until his protector is back.

Truly the embodiment of the phrase “scardey cat”. Terrified of everything from the vacuum to rustling plastic bags. Huddles under the couch, trembling pathetically, after every little scare. 

...it is kind of cute when he runs to you to “save” him, however. 

This clumsy dumbass WILL get himself hurt (in incredibly stupid ways) if you don’t keep an eye on him. Utterly oblivious to real danger.

His distressed yowling is awful, and the attention-demanding yells aren’t much better. The classic So So Whiney Baby Siamese! 

NEEDS to be the only cat in the household— he’s violently territorial, but guaranteed to end up the other cat’s punching bag once he’s pissed them off enough. 

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[cyborg-franky]

I tried reading Ace's Novel A story and can I just say... why is everyone so gorgeous. I mean like, Whitebeard, Rayleigh, Shanks, Jimbei and even Thatch. All completely dilffied, even gilffed. I love this so much and then I saw Marco's version and...

He's... pretty. I love it. I actually love this. He's the definition of "battering eyelashes" and I love it. Instead of a dilf, he's a milf.

OH LORD, Okay the Ace novel. A friend was reading it to me and I bought the novel version because I can't with the art in the Ace novel. Thatch looks awesome and I love all the silly chibi's you get in the Ace novels but Ace looks like a dorito half the time and just looks abit.. *off* I think most chars look off [God, the Nami and Kalifa fight in another book, heck]

Marco in this novel... he looks 18 and like a back up dancer for Britney Spears to me. You can tell the artist for this saw Marco and was like 'this ones gay right? got it' and just made him like that.

[onepieceheadcannons]

I cant remember if I've done a request on here, apologies if I have! Can you write dating hcs for Nami, Kalifa, and Jewelery Bonney (separately) please? If not it's okay of course, I just like them all very much. Oh and gn reader please!

Hello, I loved doing this request and you didn't send one in before but also feel free to send anymore you have!

CW- Mentions of slightly nsfw but it's barely a bit of it

Dating Headcanons Kalifa, Jewelry Bonney, and Nami

Kalifa

"Tell me I'm the most beautiful lady you've seen"

She wants a lot of praise, she'd do best with someone who's love language is words of affirmations, even though she knows she gorgeous, she just wants reminded now and then.

She likes thinking of things that you don't necessarily even know you needed. If it doesn't exist, she'll find someone to get it done.

Lots of bubble baths, lots of them. With romantic candles lit and rose petals (or any flowers) and scented oils. She loves having you wash her hair for her and being clean while having a bit of fun.

Lots of secret touches, not one for much PDA but also isn't opposed. Caressing your thigh during an important meeting. Sitting on your lap while CP-9 discusses plans.

She doesn't say I love you for a bit, if you say it too soon she's the type of person to say, "Oh I love me too." and give you a pat on the back. But if you are lucky enough to win her actual love, she'll tell you sealing it with a kiss on the corner of the lip.

Anyone even dares insult you though, she's beating respect into them. How dare someone insult her partner. She may have been putting on a show for Iceberg, but for you it's sincere.

If you a jealous or possessive lover, she'll relish in your feelings. Letting a person hit on her, just to see a bit of a reaction from you. She won't let it go too far, and she'll make up for it later.

Everything is planned, even if she doesn't tell you. The day you guys got serious, she already had the wedding dressed designed secretly. But she wouldn't let you know.

If you can't defend yourself, she'll teach you some of her tricks from over the years.

She can be distracted easily, wearing something that fits on all the right places, she'll be staring you down til she can have time alone with you.

She is vain, prepare to have a lot of mirrors around, maybe even a mirror kink. And a bit of a roleplaying one.

Jewelry Bonney

You're probably on her crew, and if not she would invite you to join her. Just so she can have you around. She's fine if you don't spend every moment with her, but she likes just hanging out.

She likes going on adventures with you, she likes planning the perfect escape and finding the perfect risky scenarios.

She'll be rude to anyone who is mean to you, or even gives you a look she didn't like.

She'll definitely take your fries, she won't ask the first time, and she'll do it everytime after that it's just going to be a habit to get an extra order of fries if you wanted some.

Pda, she probably doesn't mind but if she's busy, she may get a little rude but she'll apologize later.

A good date would be an all you can eat buffet. She'll impress you. But she also doesn't mind doing a few events to steal some treasure.

She's a woman of respect, she respects you and you respect her and it'll be all good.

You can definitely tease her whenever she ages up or down and she'll bicker with you.

She won't shy away from saying I love you, it would be more of a casual thing with her.

She'd let you wear her hat every once in a while and she would make sure you are taken care of.

she won't put you in danger if she can help it and she'll get you out of trouble, or try her hardest.

Once you get past her occasional rudeness, which wouldn't necessarily be towards you after a bit. She's a loving partner who cares about your safety.

Nami

Her favorite type of day is taking you out shopping, she likes helping you pick out clothing and anything else you may want. Plus she likes having someone to give her some advice or let her know she looks good. She may expect you to carry the bags, but she can make the crew carry them if you don't want to.

She cares about you deeply and she doesn't want to let anything happen to you. She'll slap anyone for a suggestive comment or just blatantly disrespectful.

She loves buying you things, but not materialistic way. In a, you stared at it a bit long at a store and said you didn't need it, so she 'went to the bathroom' and haggled for it when you were outside waiting.

She may be cautious at first, she hasn't had the best past and she wants to make sure it's safe to love you.

She likes bossing you around but she makes sure to say it in a kind tone. She won't hesitate to tell you when your being an idiot.

You won't ever have to wonder if she loves you, she'll lay on top of you, trace your cheek at night and tell you things once you guys are close.

She doesn't want over the top PDA but she'll hold your hand and kiss you cheek, and if you haven't seen each other or gone through a battle, she'll kiss you and press her forehead to yours.

Lots of fun moments, getting to tease her (she'll tease you too).

Romantic dinners, fun adventures, and saving her from several creeps. She's a bit possessive, she'll shoot glares at someone who looks at you too much or flirts with you.

[angelsdevils]

Paulie x OC

Title: Perfect Imperfections No Warning

Big Nose. Frizzy hair. Brown eyes. No perfect body. Rose didn't catch her name. She was far from gorgeous. She only wore baggy clothes to hide most of everything. You could barely tell she was a girl. Maybe that is why Paulie fell in love with her. She was shy, dressed non-sexual, and she was sweet. The only thing was she was way too insecure, and he wanted to help her with that. He watched as she walked around town before jogging to catch her. He tapped her shoulder before hiding behind a wall, grinning. Rose looked around, puffing her cheeks narrowing her eyes.

"Paulie, I know it's you." She said.

"You got me. I can't get anything past you anymore, can I?" He said with the cigar around his lips. She smiled slightly, looking up at him.

"Not when you do the same thing every day, Paulie." She said, humming gently but smiling.

"I will continue to do the same thing when you gain more confidence in yourself. I know I say girls should dress appropriately, but you don't even dress in a dress because you worry about what others think." He said, looking at her. She looked away, sighing, gently biting her lip.

"But I..."

"We are gonna go shopping for you some clothes."

"What, why?"

"Iceberg is hosting a small dance for the townspeople at the mansion, and I want you to go with me."

"Me? Are you asking me to go with you?" Rose pointed to herself, shocked, and he nodded, smiling.

"Yes, I am asking you. Do you mind telling me your answer?"

"Oh uhm... I... yeah, I would love to." She said shyly but smiled, hugging Paulie. Paulie blushed slightly but hugged her plumped body back before pulling away and lighting his cigar. She smiled to herself as they walked to the nearest dress shop, and they looked through the dresses. Most dresses, Paulie shook his head because it was way too revealing, or they looked like a huge bag covering her. But there was one dress that caught both of their attention. It was a long blue and silver dress with little ruffles at the bottom of the dress that made it puff out a little that fitted the top half right. It was open in the back, but it had left to make up for it, and it looked elegant on Rose. She twirled in it, blushing softly as Paulie said nothing but stared at her.

"D-Do you like it?"

"You look absolutely beautiful in it." He said before handing her blue shoes to go with it."

"Are you just saying that?" She nudged him lightly, avoiding eye contact as she took the shoes and changed out of the dress.

"No, I am not. But now I have to get my tux. I will pick you up at eight tonight, is that okay?" That is perfect thank you again, Paulie. He nodded, paid for the dress, and left, heading to the tux shop as she headed home. When she went inside, she decided to eat something small before getting ready since it was already 4:00 pm. She made a small sandwich before taking a quick shower and doing her hair. She put light curls in it before straightening her bangs and applying her makeup. She blushed slightly as she didn't recognize herself, especially after putting the dress and shoes on.

"Wow, I look so..different." She said, patting her cheeks and grabbing a small sweater, and just as she was almost done, she heard a knock on her door. She took a deep breath and walked to the door before opening it. She saw Paulie, Kalifa, Kaku, and Lucci with their dates.

"Wow, Rose, you are even more beautiful," Paulie said before offering her his arm. She blushed shyly and took it, looking away not making eye contact with anyone. She kept looking at the ground, feeling belittled by all the pretty girls around her. Paulie noticed this and looked to Kalifa, but she was already thinking of what to say.

"Hey Rose, you know a confident woman is a gorgeous woman. You should flaunt your body more.: Kalifa smirked as Paulie dropped the cigars out of his mouth.

"Hey! Don't try and make her shameful. She doesn't need to flaunt her body. Her body isn't for every man to see!" Rose blinked and stayed quiet, looking between the two. Kalifa only smirked more.

"You are right. Hey, Rose, tonight maybe you could show your body only to Paulie."

"What!?" Rose and Paulie exclaimed, blushing madly.

"But then again, that would be sexual harassment on behalf of Paulie." Everyone laughed, and Paulie mumbled, but Rose stood closer to him, wanting to get away from Kalifa before she sprouted any more nonsense. They finally arrived at Iceberg's mansion and went their separate ways. Music started to play, and Paulie grasped her hand gently.

"Do you know how to dance?"

"Yeah, I do." She said, smiling. He smiled as well before swaying with her gently. Rose laid her head against his chest, closing her eyes singing the song softly.

"I love this song."

"Well, that's good to know then." He said, looking at her.

"Why?"

"So we can dance to this song in the future." She looked up at him smiling.

"You are so beautiful."Paulie leaned down and captured her lips in a sweet and gentle kiss.

"P-Paulie. Even my imperfections?" She blushed heavily.

"I love you, Rose. And you have perfect imperfections. Will you be my girlfriend?" He asked. Her mouth dropped open but closed again.

"I love you too, and I would love to!" She said, hugging his neck.

"Great, my angel." He said, kissing her hair.

"You are so beautiful."

[ctay21]

A Sweet Encounter

                (Sanji x Female S/O)

Hey Guys! I’m super excited, this is my very first fic I’ve ever wrote and I don’t know but i’m kinda proud of it. This fic is done for @some-piece​ AU challenge. If you haven’t checked out her blog yet, you need to! Bas you are one of my favorite writers and are one of a few who have inspired me to write, thank you so much! I choose the Bakery AU. My list of characters I received was Trafalgar Law, Sir Crocodile, Sanji, Marco, and Kalifa. There aren’t really any warnings in this fic other than it being super fluffy. I hope you guys enjoy! 

It was an ordinary Friday in July. It could have been cooler for your tastes as the bakery you work in always feels like a million degrees at all times of the day. Five fans were on and you already felt like you were melting and it wasn’t even noon yet. 

Rolling your eyes you try to focus on the wedding cake you're currently decorating, instead of what felt like a massive heat wave in the bakery. It was exciting because this was your last cake to decorate today and you were just looking forward to going home and maybe taking an early nap. There was also the option of ordering take out, just thinking of all the possibilities made you look forward to finishing this cake so you could finally leave. 

As you were thinking of all the options for your boring night after work. It happened, the most unexpected, felt like a life changing moment but you were trying not to get ahead of yourself just yet. One moment you were decorating a cake, the next moment you looked up and out the window and saw the most gorgeous man. He hadn't looked at you just yet but you could feel it in your bones that he was very attractive. Mystery man had blonde hair, he was tall and slender. Wearing a blue button down dress shirt and black slacks, and boy do you love a man in a classy outfit. It was slightly funny because as put together as he looked I could tell he was heatedly yelling at someone over the phone. Then he turned around.

From the second he turned around we made eye contact. The intensity of our gaze made you drop the piping bag you were holding on the table. He had grey blue eyes that immediately reminded me of storm clouds. His blonde hair was swept to the side covering his right eye. He has these interesting eyebrows that everyone probably wouldn't find attractive, but you were drawn to them and found them to be uniquely beautiful. The way his eyebrow came down and swirled up was so intriguing. To top it all off, he had a thin strip of hair on his chin. Giving him a slightly ruggedly handsome face. Overall your instincts were right and he was gorgeous and you never wanted to look away.

The eye contact only lasted realistically for 30 seconds, but to you it felt like a lifetime. You were a little sad to see he broke eye contact, but were immediately excited again when you realized he was turning to walk into the bakery. Washing your hands real quick and making your way up front so you can casually greet this hot mystery man, pretending you hadn’t intentionally walked up from the back just to meet him. Glancing in a mirror to make sure your bun and headband, that held all the hair out of your face while baking, still looked cute and not crazy. Feeling ready and excited to meet him, you step out of the back into the front and walk behind the counter. As you’re walking you glance up and meet his gaze again. Smiling up at him you introduce yourself as you finally reach the front counter. 

“Hello, welcome to Fairytale Confectionery my name is (y/n), how can I help you today.” 

“Ahh, what a beautiful name to match such a beautiful woman.” He says, as he grabs your hand and lightly brushes his lips against the back of your hand in the most charming feather light kiss. “My name is Sanji, a few moments ago I was mad at my mosshead idiot friend who gave me the worst directions in my life.” He says, as he drops your hand and leans both of his forearms against the glass counter. “Although, I may have to break down and thank him. For if he never gave me terrible directions, I may never have met you.” He said, giving you the most disarming smile you had ever seen.

“Wow, what a charmer you are. I bet all the women just love you.” You said, in a slightly sarcastic way. “With that being said, Please give my thanks to your friend who you called a mosshead idiot.” You say as you giggle and glance down to try to hide your blushing face. “Mainly, because so far it has been very lovely to meet you Sanji. Now can I get anything for you?” You asked him, as you finally dared to look up and make eye contact with him again. 

“Two questions. First, is there anything in this case that is as sweet as you?” He asked as he laughed a little noticing that you rolled your eyes and were slightly shaking your head. “Okay okay, the first question was rhetorical, but seriously what’s your favorite thing you make. I want to try that.” He said, slightly laughing at his attempts to flirt with you. 

“Well, to your first question I just want to say you’re so ridiculous.” You said, as you continue to laugh and shake your head, slightly covering your mouth with your hand. “Secondly, if I had to choose my favorite thing in the bakery, that would be hands down our cinnamon rolls!” You exclaim, while grinning widely because you can’t help it. It’s a natural reaction when you get to talk about your favorite baked goods. 

“Well then, I would love to get one cinnamon roll please and possibly your phone number?” Sanji asked hopefully while holding up his phone. 

“I can grab you a cinnamon roll and as far as my number, you’ll have to wait and see.” You say winking at him, while grabbing his cinnamon roll and placing it in a container. Walking over to the register you ring his order up.

 “So Sanji, will that be all for you?” You ask, as you smirk at him. 

“That depends (y/n), what do I have to do to get your number?” He asked, while giving you the cutest puppy dog eyes. 

“Hmmmm… I’m not really sure yet.” You say tapping your chin and shrugging your shoulders.

 You take his payment for his cinnamon roll. As you hand him the container your hands brush for a second and you feel a spark run up your arm. He looks into your eyes and as he goes to turn around to leave. You realize that you don't want your banter with Sanji to end so you blurt out really fast “Sanji Wait! I forgot to give you a napkin!” 

Sanji turns back around and notices a folded up napkin in your hand and grabs it. He opens it up and sees your name (y/n) followed by a series of numbers written in the middle of the napkin. He looks back up at you and grins.

“Well (y/n), thank you and just so you know your name is going in my contacts as Cinnamon Roll.” He said, as he winked at you one last time and turned to leave the bakery. 

“Have a great rest of your day, Sanji.” You call out to him as he is walking towards the door.

“You as well my Cinnamon Roll.” He calls back at you, right before he walks out the door.

Feeling super giddy and laughing about his nickname for you and about the interaction you just had with Sanji. You head back into the kitchen and finish your cake and head home feeling like your life hopefully won't be so boring and monotonous anymore.

Over the course of two weeks you and Sanji get to know each other very well. You found out he was an executive chef at a popular fine dining restaurant, that’s known for their amazing french cuisine. Sanji found it very ironic that you were a pastry chef. His exact words when you told him were. 

“(y/n) just think about it! We could be called the Chef’s Ultimate Power Couple!” He said over the phone, during one of your late night three hour long calls. 

You just laughed and shook your head at him, even though he couldn't see your head shaking. You started to look forward to the nightly calls, it basically was the highlight of your day and you could never wait to get to talk to Sanji. Since you both were super busy with work and both working in the food industry, meant so far you both haven’t had a night where you were free to go on a proper date yet. 

After two amazing weeks of talking and getting to know one another, you both finally had a night where you could go on a proper date. Since you were both chefs, Sanji came up with the most perfect first date idea and you couldn't be more excited.

He mentioned the idea of you coming over to his apartment and you both could cook and bake together. He would prepare a romantic dinner that only you deserve, which made you laugh when he was telling you all about his idea. While he would be cooking dinner, you would be next to him baking the dessert. He said that it was the perfect combo and would be the best first date ever. With every day that passed, your date drew closer and you were getting more and more excited as the days went by. 

On the night of the date, you arrived at Sanji’s apartment at 6:30 sharp just like he asked you too. Feeling nervous and excited, you knocked on Sanji’s door. When he opened the door you both blushed at seeing each other for the first time in two weeks, since the day you met at the bakery. He held out his hand for you to take as he led you into his apartment and shut the door behind you. 

“Wow (y/n), how is it that you got even prettier in the two weeks since I've seen you?” Sanji asked, pulling you into a hug. While he also was admiring the simple black flowy dress you were wearing for the date. You decided on a simple classic dress because you felt so beautiful in it, but also because you knew you would be baking and didn't want to accidentally ruin one of your really nice dresses. Mainly, in the off chance you accidentally spilled something that would stain while baking, you had a habit of being very clumsy sometimes with liquid ingredients. 

“I don’t know, but whatever I did you also have done, because you look so handsome. I am so lucky to be on a date with you.” You told him, while pulling back from the hug. As you also were admiring the (your favorite color) dress shirt and black slacks he had on. When you guys were getting to know each other you told him what your favorite color was and he must have wanted to surprise you because here he was, wearing your favorite color and looking so handsome that it should be a sin to look that good. 

“No (y/n), I am the luckiest guy to be on this date with you!” He said, while leading you into the kitchen so you both could start working on dinner and dessert.

He had a big open concept kitchen with a big butcher’s block island in the middle, and double stack ovens with a matching gas stove. This is a kitchen that you could only dream of. It was probably every chef’s dream kitchen and of course Sanji had your dream kitchen. He leads you to the middle of the kitchen, to the island that had all the ingredients you both would need already laid out. 

“I'm speechless, Sanji. This kitchen is amazing and honestly my dream kitchen. I love it so much!” You couldn’t help but gush, while still looking around and taking everything in. 

“Thank you (y/n), it’s honestly my favorite place in this whole space. Cooking is when I do all of my thinking and where I get most of my ideas. So I wanted my kitchen to be a place of comfort and ultimately my favorite place in my apartment because I knew I was going to spend a lot of my time in here creating.” He explained, as he walked around and started to prep ingredients for dinner. 

You both fell into a nice rhythm while cooking together. The conversation was light and funny, you couldn’t believe how hard he was making you laugh. As you were measuring flour out for your recipe, an idea popped into your head. Knowing how much a little bit of flour stands out against black, you wondered if you could get away with leaving a hand print of flour on his pants or his shirt without him noticing.

Trying to discreetly cover your hand in flour, you walk over to Sanji hiding your hand hoping to look like you were just coming over to watch him cook. You place your hand on the small of his back. He looks over and down at you noticing that you had walked over a little suspiciously, but couldn’t figure it out. 

“What are you up too?” He accuses you, smirking down at your oh so innocent face. 

“Who Moi?” you asked as you hid your hand that was covered in flour behind your back and used your other hand to cover your heart and make a sad hurt face at Sanji. 

“Yes you (y/n), you got quiet for two minutes, got a mischievous look on your face and then proceeded to walk over here. What are you up too and why are you hiding your left hand.” He jokingly accused as he turned to face you and tried to grab the hand you were hiding. 

“What nothing! I’m hiding nothing, don’t you trust me” You exclaimed. Not wanting to get caught you turned around quickly to go back to where you were baking, but you hadn’t realized that you got flour on your back as well. Sanji quickly tried to look at this back where he felt your hand and noticed a lot of flour in the shape of your hand print on his shirt. 

“ I knew it! I just knew you were up to something over there (y/n)!” He yelled.

Turning back to look at him you noticed he also had a mischievous look in his eyes and was grinning too much for your liking. You started to slowly pace around the island making sure he stayed on the opposite side as you. 

“You're going down for this (y/n), so you better get ready!” He goaded while laughing. You watched as he passed in front of the flour, he grabbed a handful. Then took off running around the island to try to get to you. 

“AAHHH!! SANJI DON’T!!” You yelled, as you took off running and laughing but also not wanting to get flour dumped on you.

 Which is why you were running, because you just knew he was going to dump the handful of flour he was holding on you if he caught up to you. While chasing each other in circles around the island, you grabbed a handful of flour as you passed by. Turning around quickly you ran into Sanji. As you ran into him you threw the flour in his face, but not before he threw the flour he was holding in your face. 

“AAAHHHH!” You both screamed at the same time. Then promptly fell into a laughing fit over how ridiculous you both looked covered in flour and the situation you both were in.

It took ten whole minutes to clean up the kitchen and sort of clean off your outfits. Sanji being the perfect gentleman, offered you a change of clothes but you declined. Mainly because you thought tonight has been so fun and amazing and you sort of wanted a reminder of how ridiculous you guys have been together. When you both finally sat down to have your dinner, it was with a happy fun filled heart and nothing about the night felt like it could get anymore perfect. 

“I knew you just had to be up to something earlier when I caught you being shifty. I'm glad I caught you because I think that is the most fun I have ever had on a date before.” Sanji confided as he walked you out to your car and opened your door for you to climb in. 

“It was a ton of fun, wasn’t it? I have to agree with you because that was also the most fun I've ever had on a date. I can’t wait for our second date.” You said as you looked up into his eyes, noticing he still had flour right above his eyebrow. Smiling, you lifted your hand and wiped your thumb across his eyebrow removing the leftover flour, loving the way his curly eyebrow felt against your thumb. 

“Will you be my girlfriend.” Sanji blurted out.

“Yes. I thought you’d never ask.” You replied before he could say anything else. 

Standing up on your tip-toes you kissed his cheek and quickly got in your car. You looked out your window and saw Sanji blushing and holding his cheek that you kissed. He was giving you the cutest dazed deer in the headlights look. You were also blushing, you gave him one last radiant smile before you started to drive home. 

Little did you know that from that night on. It became a game, whenever you both were cooking or baking together, that one of you would end up with a floured hand print somewhere on their bodies by the end of the night. Preferably without the other person noticing or knowing. 

[luccislegs]

ahh, I read your Lucci and Kaku having a crush while being undercover in Water 7. Could you do the same for Kalifa? ♥♥

Kalifa would have no qualms about pursuing you, but it would be largely to satisfy her itch

She’s definitely got to have someone around who pays her the attention she deserves and not the creepy kind she’s used to

It would be hard for her to get attached bc she’s so disconnected from her emotions, due to all the training she underwent and the missions where she’s got to seduce people

But if you were to give her more than just physical attention, if you were to make her feel like a person rather than a tool, she would be hooked before she even realized what had happened

At that point, it could go one of two ways: she immediately leaves or she can’t disconnect herself from you

If she doesn’t leave when she first realizes, then she’ll leave you before the plan goes down, tho it will be at a very short notice bc she can’t bring herself to leave you sooner

If she were to come back for you, she’d confront you about it right off the bat

Kalifa doesn’t play games

She’d seduce you into coming back to her in that way she’s good at and a lot of the relationship would be secrets and lying, if you let it continue on

If you broke it off again, she wouldn’t immediately give up but would stop eventually bc kalifa really liked all the attention she got from you

There wouldn’t be a lot of transition from kalifa’s w7 personality to her cp9 personality bc over the course of your relationship little things would have come to the surface, slowly enough that you never realized there was a change

There’s not a lot of difference anyway, bc she isn’t quite as cold to you as she would be to other people, plus there’s probably more teasing in multiple ways

Kalifa was a little hard bc i haven’t fleshed out any real headcanons for her, but her personality is cold in a different way to lucci and kaku, at least to me. Lucci is passionate about something, even if it is murder. Kaku isn’t passionate about anything really either, but in his fight with zoro he banters and has fun fighting. Kalifa is only seducing sanji as a means to an end, and even in her fight with nami she’s doing it. Like her whole personality was founded on seduction. Which i don’t like but it really makes sense if you think about it, she’s the only woman on the team and she’s gorgeous.

These went two different ways for me. On one hand, it’s definitely a choice for kalifa to continue on a relationship and to come back to you after she leaves. She wouldn’t dwell on you too much, but it would be curiosity that lured her back, bc she has to know if you were affected by her leaving. But when she actually did see you again, whether you were still sad or not, she wouldn’t be able to help herself from pursuing you again. On the other, she has the potential to be too invested bc of the type of attention you give her. If it’s more than just surface level and you actually like her, she wouldn’t be able to help herself from coming back to you for something more substantial than what she’s been getting all her life. So she’s either cold and detached or borderline clingy. Then again, she seems pretty happy with her role as temptress assassin so you can decide for yourself. I personally lean towards the cold detachment.

[psychedelic-ink]

hot is that character: Kalifa Monet and Pudding?

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Kalifa is hot as af and I love bubbles ;))

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Honestly never thought she was that great 

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

She’s cute I’ll give her that but not my type really

Thank you for sending in!

[arkus-rhapsode]

One Piece Chapter 890 Review

okay we have to be nearing the end of this arc by now

Our cover page is full color and it’s of the Chinese Zodiac. I get Carrot as Rabbit, Inuarashi as dog, Fujitora as Tiger etc, but what is Kalifa suppose to be? Also Marco is here. Please, come back to the story Marco!

We open with not so Big Mom on the ship with her looking for the cake. But Jinbei seems to be able to talk to her about it not being here. Wait so did she just not hear all the Straw Hats when they had no idea where the cake was? Or is it her previous connection to Jinbei that atleast made her stop?

Huh, next time I go out to drink I’ll ask “Can I a glass of Emperor’s Sword”, instead of saying cognac.

Jinbei uses his Haki and blocks the sword in a really badass scene. I know Jinbei is strong, afterall he was able to block Akainu, but damn even a Yonkou. Jinbei might need to be added to the monster trio.

However, Big Mom manages to knock him back, though doesn’t seem like hes been damaged, and Jinbei is now in the water.

Okay, you want to know where your stupid cake is? It’s on boat being delivered by the assassin who married the daughter you already didn’t like, the guy who kept you from achieving the Germa’s secrets, and your other daughter who has betrayed because she is gaga for an enemy.

in the ensuing chaos, Chopper protects nami, but that isn’t the only good news...

Jinbei is back and proceeds to have another badass moment.

But Big Mom is saved by Zeus and boy she is pissed... Well slightly more than she usually is.

Through a combo involving Brook distracting them with his Panty question, he runs out to sea and cuts up zeus as well as getting a combo attack off with Nami.

Jeez, Zeus is really going to be in the do house after this. Though Prometheus catches her, which makes me question why she just uses Zeus to fly when Prometheus can.

Umm, I’m not against Nami getting a power up, but is is hard to see this partnership last given Zeus is a piece of Big Mom. Though I’d be lying if I didn’t think chibi Zeus wasn’t cute.

But we end with a ragging Big Mom and Prometheus coming straight for them.

Post Chapter Follow Up: Oh my god this chapter was amazing! First of all the best thing is that after spending so much time hopping around and seeing the deal on other islands and Luffy vs Katakuri getting intercut between it, it is so good to see all the straw hats focused on. The fight on the ship is pure gold and no straw hat feels left out. Everyone gets a cool moment to shine.

Another thing is seeing just how strong Big Mom is, afterall, Yonkou are a nightmare, but we really haven’t seen Big Mom really get down and dirty in a while. Also the art is gorgeous and so lively this chapter, I loved looking at Jinbei vs Cognac.

This chapter is just really good.

Final Verdict: 10/10

Amazing Action

Very Dynamic

All the Straw Hats Got to Shine

[dispatchesfrom2020]

2020

Week 30: July 20-26

20: Iran executes Mahmoud Mousavi-Majd, who was convicted in 2018 of spying on the country’s now-assassinated General Qasem Soleimani; he allegedly worked with both Mossad and the CIA. Meanwhile, the New York Times reports that face masks are becoming museum-goers’ favoured souvenir. Won’t lie - I would buy several of these. The paper also reports on the growing schism between Donald Trump and Republican Governors. With case-loads climbing and little federal support from the mask-weary Trump, these state leaders have bypassed Trump and sought out support from elsewhere in the administration - namely his second-in-command, VP Mike Pence.

Masks designed by Virgil Abloh, Mark Grotjahn, Alex Israel, Barbara Kruger, Yoko Ono, Catherine Opie, Pipilotti Rist, Hank Willis Thomas, and The Andy Warhol Foundation for Visual Arts for Los Angeles’ MOCA - MOCA

21: A Ukrainian man takes 16 people hostage aboard a public bus in the city of Lutsk. They’re freed, unharmed, after hours of negotiations that saw the country’s president Volodymyr Zelensky capitulate to demands and issue a Facebook post encouraging his followers to watch the 2005 vegan documentary Earthlings. The government of BC issues COVID-safety sex guidelines that encourage, uh, self-satisfaction, wearing masks during intercourse and the use of gloryholes. So an all-around weird news day.

22: Japan, Australia Hong Kong record their highest daily increase in COVID cases - while Indonesia reports its deadliest day yet with 139 new deaths. The United States orders China to close its Houston-based consulate - an angered China will retaliate in the coming days by closing the United States’ consulate in Chengdu. The Trump administration also issues notice that they will be sending a surge of federal officers into Chicago, Albuquerque, Baltimore and Philadelphia to assist with “crime reduction” through Operation LeGend. These cities mayors, of course, have not been informed of this and learn via the press conference... which is always the best way to learn vital new information about the city you’re supposed to be running. 

In archaeological news - human-made tools dating to 26,500 are discovered in Mexico. Why is this relevant? Because it calls into question the time-honoured tale western thought preaches about how the continent was populated - the Berring Land Bridge migrations are generally theorized to have happened 13,000-20,000 years ago. Many of the Elders I worked with thought the Berring Land bridge was pretty hokey.

23: A 93-year-old former Nazi guard is convicted in Hamburg - it will likely be one of the very last Holocaust trials the country will see. Bruno Dey, then 17, served as a prison guard for Stutthof concentration camp near Gdansk Poland from August 1944 to April 1945. He was convicted of 5,230 counts of accessory to murder - one for each of the people who are believed to have perished in the camp during his 9 months at the camp. He is given a two year suspended sentence.

Cosmopolitan Magazine

23 again: Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez delivers a speech in congress rebuking a pattern of sexist bullying - especially at the hands of conservative lawmakers. Her comments were precipitated by a dust-up with Floridian Congressman Ted Yoho who called her ‘disgusting’, ‘crazy’ and ‘a fucking bitch’. The comments were witnessed - and thus reported - by journalists at the Capitol prompting the politician to issue a health-hearted apology, saying he was sorry for the misunderstanding, but that he refused to “apologize for my passion or for loving my god, my family, and my country”. He shields himself from scrutiny by saying he is a father of daughters and has a Real Human Wife and thus meant no harm to ladies. AOC suffers no fools. This is a terrible apology, inadequate in every way. It is emblematic of a Republican party that  has denied women a place at the table, attempted to curtail their rights, ignored their issues, and perpetuated abusive language and bullying. She says: “I want to thank [Yoho] for showing the world that you can be a powerful man and accost women. You can have daughters and accost women without remorse. You can be married and accost women. You can take photos and project an image to the world of being a family man and accost women without remorse and with a sense of impunity. It happens every day in this country. It happened here on the steps of our nation’s Capitol. It happens when individuals who hold the highest office in this land admit — admit — to hurting women and using this language against all of us.”

24: Swifties rejoice as Taylor drops surprise quarn-album Folklore - it’s, honestly, gorgeous. An arsonist sets the headquarters of the Arizona Democratic Party on fire. Recent polls suggest the party’s presumptive candidate, former Vice President Joe Biden, with a lead over incumbent Donald Trump. In Portland, meanwhile, protests have continued to escalate. A “Wall of veterans” joins the city’s yellow-shirted “Wall of Moms” and orange-clad “Wall of Dads” to stand with protesters. They stand in support of a Navy Veteran, Chris David, who was violently struck down by federal forces during last week’s protests. They also want to counter the Trump administration’s narrative that the Portland protesters are violent anarchists and radical thugs.

Corpus Christi, Texas is flooded by surging waters during Hurricane Hanna, July 25 - Tamir Kalifa/The New York Times

25: Hurricane Hanna is bearing down on Texas - the first full hurricane of the 2020 season. In very-specific-Canadian news: the large roadside attraction Apple outside of Colbourne Ontario - which, have to say, makes very mediocre pies - has now donned a COVID mask.

26: John Lewis’ casket is driven across the Edmond Pettus Bridge in a horse-drawn carriage. The civil rights icon led a march across the bridge in 1965 to protest for the black vote. His casket will lie in state in Washington during the coming week before his funeral at Martin Luther King Jr’s church, the Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta. His pastor, Raphael Warnock, delivered the sermon while former Presidents Bill Clinton, George Bush and Barack Obama offered eulogies.

[hotgirlbiz]

Between the world and me

Theology Of hope

““ If you like someone, wait.

Give lots of compliments, even if you’re shy. Everyone else is too.



Change. Get a haircut, try new perfume, get new sheets. Become better than you were before.

Eat healthier. Learn to cook something fancy.

Get up earlier and watch the sun come up.

Wear soft clothes, take a bath, drink something warm.



Meet someone new, even just a friend.

Become closer with your friends and your family. Call your mother. Cry with your best friend. Tell everyone how much you appreciate them.



Keep your room clean. Buy some candles. Let the natural light in. 

Make a list of reasons why you’ll be better off without them. Believe they are true, because they are. 

Listen to new music. 

Write everything you’re thinking and feeling. Write letters. Write happy letters, sad letters, and angry letters, even if you’re never going to send them.

It’s okay to be sad, but not forever. Sadness is not as beautiful as music makes it seem. Lack of sleep makes your eyes droopy, not deep. Wake up every morning and tell yourself you’re going to have a good day.

Go to the library. Don’t forget to look in the music section. 

Remove them from your life. Get rid of the things they gave you if they make you sad. They’re not worth it. You will never be happy if you continue to hold on to the things that make you sad.

Make new memories.

Try to find something to appreciate in everything you do or experience.

Being alone is okay, you don’t have to surround yourself with people. 

Become your own best friend. Buy yourself coffee and drink it alone in a cafe. Take your time. 

Learn to love every bit of yourself."

““your eyes do not twinkle like stars,
nor does your kiss light sparks upon my lips.

your touch doesn’t set my skin ablaze,
nor does your hair shine like woven gold.

your words are not like song to my ears,
nor does your smile make my knees weak.

but your eyes do look into mine with love,
and your kiss makes my heart beat faster.

your touch brings a smile to my lips,
and your hair is soft as my fingers run through it.

your words make me smile and sometimes make me blush,
and your smile brings me joy, and makes me smile as well.

you may not be perfect, you may not be the angel of my fantasy,
but you are the angel of my reality, and i love you.”

“The meanings of a few names that people would typically think are ghetto and meaningless

LAKEISHA: a swahili name meaning “favorite one”

LATEEFAH: a north african name meaning “gentle and pleasant”

LATONIA: a latin name. latonia was the mother of diana in roman mythology

LATISHA: means “happiness”

TAKIYA: a north african name meaning “righteous”

ESHE. African Swahili name meaning “immortal”

KALISHA. Probably from the Galla word kalisha “sorcerer, wizard, witch doctor, magician”

LEENA (لينا). Another spelling of Arabic Lina (q.v.), meaning “softness.” In use in Africa.

MAKENA. African Kikuyu name meaning “the happy one.”

NIA. African Swahili name meaning “intention, life purpose, mind.”

MONIFA. African Yoruba name, meaning “I am luck,” from mo “I,” and ifa “profit, luck.”

NUBIA. Unisex. African. From the name of the country Nubia, meaning “land of gold,” from the Coptic word for gold.

AYANA : Ethiopian female name meaning “beautiful flower.”

SHANIKA. Unisex. African Bantu name, probably meaning “young one from the wilderness.”

SALINA. African. A name in use in Kenya. It may mean “merciful.”

TAMEKA. Another spelling of the African Congo name Tamika (q.v.), meaning “a twin,”

TAMELA. African Zulu name meaning “she who basks in the sun,”

AMARA. f. African. From the Swahili word amara, meaning “urgent business.” 
Hindu. name meaning “immortal.”
African. Ethiopian. Amharic amari, meaning “agreeable, pleasing.”

CHICHI f Western African, Igbo
Diminutive of Igbo names beginning with the element Chi meaning “God”.

IMANI f & m Eastern African, Swahili, African American
Means “faith” in Swahili, ultimately of Arabic origin.

AZIZA f means “Respected. Darling.” Muslim,African, Egyptian, Arabic, Somali name meaning “gorgeous.

DALIA/DALILA f means “Gentle.”
African, Arabic, American, Egyptian, Spanish, African, Hebrew

BIBI : An East African female name meaning “daughter of a king.” Also a Kiswahili word meaning “lady” or “grandmother.”

ADA : Ibo of Nigeria name for firstborn females.

ZENA : Ethiopian name meaning “news” or “fame.”

JAMILAH f means “Beautiful.”
Arabic, Muslim, African

KALIFA f means “Chaste; holy.”
African

RASHIDI/RASHIDA f means
“Wise.” Egyptian African Swahili name meaning “righteous.”

TAJ means “Crown.”
Indian,Sanskrit, African

FATUMA : Popular Swahili and Somali versions of the name Muslim name, FATIMA, meaning “weaned.”

NANA : Ghanaian name meaning “mother of the Earth.”

AJA : High Priestess of Mecca.

ADINA : Amharic of Ethiopia word sometimes used as a female name, meaning “she has saved.”

BALINDA : A Rutooro of Uganda name meaning “patience, endurance, fortitude.” (Balinda is also used as a male name in Uganda.)

FANTA : Guinea and Cote D’Ivoire name meaning “beautiful day.”

KAYA : Ghanaian name meaning “stay and don’t go back.”

LAYLA , LAILA , LEYLA , LEILA : Swahili and Muslim name meaning “born at night.”

SHANI : Swahili name meaning “marvelous.”

ANAYA : Ibo of Eastern Nigeria name meaning “look up to God.”

TANISHA , TANI : Hausa of W. Africa name meaning “born on Monday.”

ZAKIYA : Swahili name meaning “smart, intelligent.”

TITI : Nigerian name meaning “flower.”

SAFIA , SAFIYA , SAFIYEH , SAFIYYAH : Swahili and Arabic name meaning “pure and wise” or “lion’s share.”

LULU : Swahili and Muslim name meaning “pearl” or “precious.”

KADIJA , KHADIJA : Swahili name meaning “born prematurely.”

AMINA : Somali and Muslim female name meaning “trustful, honest” and referring to Muhammed’s mother. This name is popular with the Hausa of West Africa.

Correction on Khadijah it’s actually of Arabic/Islamic origin in relation to Mohammed (peace be upon hims) first wife and also meaning born prematurely. It important to note children born prematurely were often seen as special or ‘golden child’ in many cultures. Correction also on Nana which comes from Akan tradition in Ghana it is used to refer to royalty and give a gender neutral indication of King/queen it’s also used in reference elderly members of the family ie grandparents.

o_O so my best friend’s name means “pure and wise” or “lion’s share”

cool

No name is actually ghetto.

To a white person or a POC with a heavy anti-black complexity due to white supremacy, it is not the actual name of the person or the way it is spelled which they consider ghetto, it is the person themselves whole. What makes the name ghetto is not how it sounds or it place of origin, but the black body it is attached to.

Which also Attributes to why white people can name their children “Haley/Haleigh/Hailey/Halley/Hallie” or “Megan/Meagan/Meghan/Meaghan/Maygan”; even the not so ordinary names like ‘Lakelyn’ ‘Ashlyn’ etc etc without batting an eye, because it is attached to a white woman’s body.

It’s why a black child named ‘Asia’ is considered an extreme, but a white child can be named ‘Montana’, the name of a southern state, it’s perfectly normal.

Where as if this woman was BLACK and her name is “Ashleigh”, people would make commentary often about how ‘unique’ the spelling of her name is or how black people are always making up new names of spellings of words.

Love the names your parents gave you. If someone says it’s “ghetto”, I guess you just found out who is racist and who you won’t need or respect later in life.

If you are foreign to a country, DO NOT take a nickname some lazy, ignorant, bigot white person tries to give you. MAKE THEM learn your name, no names are actually that difficult, it’s the mentality that stops a person from learning the correct pronunciation of a name.

Can we stop using “ghetto” as an adjective, it’s a fucking noun. It’s a PLACE, not a characteristic. “

☺️ All summer in a day ☺️

[askcp9agents-blog]

What about Kalifa?

MORTAL ENEMY | WTF?! | No way | Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY | Yummy! | Date Material | SHIP!

Kaku: Of course my best friend is the prettiest person around!!

MORTAL ENEMY | WTF?! | No way | Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY | Yummy! | Date Material | SHIP!

((AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa i want kalifa to kick me in the face, snapping my neck and killing me instantly))

[askkav-archived]

- How Hot Meme -

Spandam Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Kav: “UGH! UGH UGH UGH! EW GROSS!!! Never have I met a man who is awful and kisses so much ass to get where he is, it’s revolting... He disgusts me.”

Kaku Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Kav: “He’s actually really cute and so fast, though I don’t know too much about them... I always had my eyes on *ahem* older guys so maybe it was my fault I wasn’t paying close attention to him...”

Kalifa Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Kav: “She’s super pretty actually... Though people tell me she isn’t too bright but fuck them and their high expectations, she was an incredible secretary...

I would have hired her...”

Jabra Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Kav: “...Uh, he’s... something??? I mean he’s look wild and fun, though that attitude of his needs some work. I’m not too keen on someone who always wants to be on top.”

Blueno Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Kav: “Quiet guy, not much to say really...”

Kumadori Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Kav: “Heh, I like his hair color actually and... um, he’s eccentric, so I bet it’s always interesting when you speak to him.”

Fukuro Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Kav: “He’s a bit of a talker... Not very interested in someone who blabs out important information, I have a lot of secrets I like to keep to myself.”

Lucci Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Kav: “My father always told me I shouldn’t fall for anyone working for the government, you never know they’ll actually care for you... or they just want to use you to get ahead...

He’s mysterious and cool...That’s about all he has going for him, and let’s keep it that way.”

[ask-badasswolf69]

@ask-kalifa @askcp9kaku​

>>>>>>MORTAL ENEMY<<<<<< | WTF?! | No way | Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY |  Yummy! | Date Material | SHIP!

“Why are you even Asking me Kalifa? you know what the answer is!!” “Kaku why are you asking ag----!??”

MORTAL ENEMY | WTF?! | No way | Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY |  Yummy! | Date Material | SHIP!

[huevodandy]

The members of the CP9 (Nero and Spandam included) if it's not much to ask. If not then just Jyabs, pretty please.

Gonna do Nero and Jyabura, they are my faves, followed by the cinnamon giraffe.

(on a side note some months ago I sorted a few OP nerdos by house, check HERE)

NERdOgeneral opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: look at him. also he hisses at people.worst quality: oda still didnt bring him backship them with: spanda because of a really bad spanish mistranslation I read back in the day when I sold my soul to this mango trashbrotp them with: idk probably nobody in the cp9 would give a shit about himneeds to stay away from: lucci unless he want to be killed againmisc. thoughts: It´s OP so hes alive and shortly after bege returned to the plot I had this tiny headcanon of nero joining because italian name and fancy and guns and his last team kinda got rid of him

JYABURAgeneral opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: wolf, pet rooster, coolest looking character in this whole arcworst quality: excusE MEship them with: kakubrotp them with: kaku, kalifa, kumadori, fukuro

needs to stay away from: -misc. thoughts: i miss these losers can they come back soon? i was low key expecting them to be on zou pretending to be minks since we saw lucci earlier at the end of dressrosa idk