#cipher pol 9

[skipar00]

POV: you're Nero and you just joined CP9

[crossguild]

i know the fandom likes to think that kaku started claiming to like giraffes because that's what he got so he's making the best of a bad situation but me n @bananawanis were talking about how funny it would be if he absolutely LOVES giraffes. his favorite animal was always the giraffe. kaku morphed giraffe and he was like YES! YES! FUCK YES! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! and then everyone started making fun of him. his life is pain.

[halacska-fins]

Here to ruin everyone's day with the sight of Spandam

[chaoticlad]

Haven’t really felt like doodling recently (90% of this is cp9 anyways😭)

Doodle dump/crappost

[cipher-zoo]

Blueno: You always insisted on working alone, why are you so open to having the kid trail behind you? Lucci: *remembering the time he watched teenage Kaku make Jabra cry while playing Monopoly* Lucci: He grew on me.

[kermit-coded]

i've been thinking about it and i feel like we don't talk enough about just how fucked up the whole CP9 infiltration of water 7 was. like they were in deep cover for five fucking years. can you imagine how much that would fuck up your ability to trust people going forward? like that shit probably ruined paulie and iceberg emotionally.

[theposhperyton]

(I'm not caught up to the anime yet, but I'm a firm believer that there's no wrong time to rewatch Water 7)

Rewatching Water 7 with @bluegreeblin has led to some moments in time, to be sure

[milkcanned]

Hiii, love to see a wlw writer ♡

Could you write some nsfw with Kalifa and a femreader who also works for Cp9? Maybe she infiltrated as a waiter at the same place as Blueno? I just really love Kalifa

one way or another

kalifa finds you off the clock, and though fraternizing isn't permitted among fellow cp9 members, this doesn't count, right?

ft. kalifa x afab!f!reader

thigh riding/grinding, dom!kalifa, sub!reader

word count: 700

a.n: gosh i love her. nami was right wishing for her as a secretary. i need a mature woman like her

You rush around flocks of drunken men as you head to the kitchen to serve mediocre bar food table by table. Really, you didn't know how you found yourself infiltrating as a damn waitress. Frankly, you were jealous of your fellow peers who were able to snag jobs at Galley La. Blueno's decent company, but you don't have much in common with him.

You have trays in both of your hands as you weave around drunks to your next table. You begin to set the tray down and dish out the food & drinks when you're bumped into, spilling drinks all over your uniform. A drunk man around your age grasps your waist to stabilize you, before asking, "You okay, sweetheart?" You grimace and bark out a "Yeah", pushing away from him to the break room. You untie your apron and huff out to Blueno, "I'm clocking out!" Entering the room to change out of your uniform, you once again bump into someone. "Oh, for God's—"

"Hello."

You shuffle back a little to give a genuine, tired smile at Kalifa, someone you found yourself accompanying quite often in your free time. Being the only women in CP9, the two of you were tight knit. Kalifa adjusts her glasses and observes your disheveled form. "You look horrible." She blurts, blunt as ever. You sigh, sitting on a bench. "Yeah, stupid guy out there bumped into me and had the gall to call me sweetheart." She frowns at this, adjusting her glasses once more. "That's sexual harassment." she states in a matter-of-fact tone. You hum in acknowledgment, but nothing else.

"I'll help you out of that." She advances towards you, glancing at your stained uniform. "Oh really that's—" You start, but she's already making quick work of getting your shirt off. Bold as ever. You slip off your skirt and glance up at her, but you find yourself looking at her unreadable expression. You really could never read Kalifa. Your relationship was strictly friendly, but her lingering touches confused you. You part your lips to say something and she narrows her eyes and dips her head a bit, tilting her head with a knowing, domineering gaze. You make the first move, pressing into her soft lips, taking in her cherry lipgloss.

She wraps a hand around your head and deepens the kiss, fogging up her glasses a little. You mewl into the kiss, grasping onto her blazer. She breaks the kiss, lipgloss smeared all over yours and her lips. "Let me handle you." She wipes away the residue and reaches for the waistband of your panties. "Please," you breathe out, peppering kisses on her jaw. Slipping your panties off, she leads you to stand in front of her as she sits elegantly on the bench. You climb onto her lap and connect with her lips again, her hands reaching around to unclasp your bra. You move to straddle her stocking covered thigh, quick to bump and grind on it.

She grabs your chin and pulls you away from her to mutter out, "Just like that." She moves her nimble hands to knead your chest as you move back and forth against her, huffing. "Please, Kalifa. Mm'need more." She feigns sympathy and pouts at you. "Need what?" She drawls with that smooth voice, smirking. "Need youuu.." You mutter, growing frustrated against her leg. She hums, bouncing her knee to grant you more friction, moving her hands to scratch down your back. Your clit bumps steadily against her leg, and you feel your climax approaching rapidly as she moves you up and down. "Kahh— Kalifa!" You cry, leaning on her shoulder. "Mm, are you close?" She smiles, licking the shell of your ear. You whimper in response, clenching your legs around her thigh. "Mm'coming!!" You mewl, feeling the dam inside of you break as your pussy throbs around nothing, slickening up her stockings.

She presses a kiss to your temple as you come down, sighing. You look up at her, as if to ask her, 'What now?' She gives you a knowing smile. "As a member of Cipher Pol 9, I must ensure all members are performing at their best." She reassures you.

[mtfbaseball]

Assorted messy strawhat baseball au sketches from today

[cancatsdraw]

dogy

[skipar00]

hunting

[aumiiku]

felines

[chaoticlad]

Be free Hattori! Free‼️

[mega-ringsandthings-world]

So excited to be part of the CPZ operation @cipherpolzine!

[roseaesynstylae]

I'm pretty sure that Cipher Pol spent the entire Enies Lobby Arc quietly wishing Spandam dead. Dude had to actively remind them to help him when Franky bit his head. I think they were looking around for some wine and popcorn so they could watch properly. Lucci in particular seemed to hold him in absolute contempt. Can't blame him.

[galleylapresident]

Further thoughts on the CP9+Paulie soulmate AU:

It's very silly, ngl. It boils down to soulmates not having the same sort of romantic connotation that we have. A soulmate is just someone whose presence will make you stronger and not all soulmates have the same number or type of bonds. Familial and platonic bonds are most common, but it's not unusual for platonic bonds to turn romantic either.

The World Government encourages people to find their soulmates and register the relationship for two main reasons:

1. Soulmate bonds strengthen people, which is allegedly a good thing.

2. Snagging a soulmate is a good way to keep assets that are looking to defect working with the World Government where they belong

Soulmate bonds can fade with enough time and distance, but it's a highly unpleasant affair for everyone involved. Seastone can also block the bonds in the same way death does, which will have no plot impacts at all, I assure you.

A fun twist is that these bonds have a physio-psychic impact on the soulmates. If they spend too long apart it causes physical pain which can only be removed by getting closer. Emotional distance can also cause problems, which is one of the reasons Paulie's bond with the members of CP9 never seems to get better.

Now, as for the soulmate groupings themselves.

Paulie has a strong familial bond with Iceburg, who raised him after his parents died. Paulie spent a lot of time hanging around Tom's Workers and was absolutely distraught when Tom and Cutty Flam died despite not being their soulmate.

He has platonic and familial bonds with Jabra, Kumadori, Fukorou, Kalifa, Kaku and Blueno. They all want to keep him safe and were making plans to get him stationed in Enies Lobby after they got the Pluton plans. Due to Straw Hat shenanigans, obviously this did not go as planned.

He has a platonic but moving toward romantic bond with Lucci, who has the emotional range of a toothpick. They fight/flirt constantly, much to Kaku's annoyance. Their bond is super strong, to the point that Lucci can't be away from Paulie for more than a few days without experiencing crippling pain. Paulie gets this too, but since he has a strong bond with Iceburg it's easier for him to endure it.

CP9 are all bonded with each other and Paulie. He had an interesting few days when the infiltration mission started where he went from having one soulmate(Iceburg) to having five(Iceburg, Kaku, Lucci, Kalifa, and Blueno). They had an interesting few days alternatively panicking about the fact they were all actively deceiving their new soulmate and how they were going to get Jabra, Fukurou, and Kumadori here to test if Paulie was their soulmate too.

They let the bond with Paulie go unregistered for now, but plan to register it after they have the plans so they have a legal excuse to have him brought to Enies Lobby. Yes, they're kind of dumb where interpersonal relationships are concerned, but they're also former child soldiers so give them a break.

Iceburg used to have three soulmates, but he only has Paulie right now so he's a tad bit protective. Their bond is also unregistered.

Emphasis on right now. I'm toying with giving him and Jabra a platonic to romantic bond, but I think it would be funnier if the relationship happened organically.