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andisupreme · 2 months ago

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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

#she was the epitome of ''he a little confused but he got the spirit''#everyone at this company retreat was drunk as a skunk #it was wild #all of them were very sweet don't get me wrong #but as someone who never went to college parties this was my first Experience with a true party

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erros429 · 7 months ago

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roommate texted this to me……..

#having an absolutely wild time with it this week #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille donato #laios touden #farcille #erros doesnt know how to shut up #1k #2k #5k #10k #15k #20k #30k #50k #100k

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thestuffedalligator · 3 months ago

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“Are you the witch who turned eleven princes into swans?”

The old woman stared at the figure on the front step of her cottage and considered her options. It was the kind of question usually backed up by a mob with meaningful torches, and the kind of question she tried to avoid.

Coming from a single dusty, tired housewife, it should’ve held no terrors.

“You a cop?”

The housewife twisted the hem of her apron. “No,” she muttered. “I’m a swan.”

A raven croaked somewhere in the woods. Wind whispered in the autumn leaves.

Then: “I think I can guess,” the old woman said slowly. “Husband stole your swan skin and forced you to marry him?”

A nod.

“And you can’t turn back into a swan until you find your skin again.”

A nod.

“But I reckon he’s hidden it, or burned it, or keeps it locked up so you can’t touch it.”

A tiny, miserable nod.

“And then you hear that old Granny Rothbart who lives out in the woods is really a batty old witch whose father taught her how to turn princes into swans,” the old woman sighed. “And you think, ‘Hey, stuff the old skin, I can just turn into a swan again this way.’

“But even if that was true – which I haven’t said if it is or if it isn’t – I’d say that I can only do it to make people miserable. I’m an awful person. I can’t do it out of the goodness of my heart. I have no goodness. I can’t use magic to make you feel better. I only wish I could.”

Another pause. “If I was a witch,” she added.

The housewife chewed the inside of her cheek. Then she drew herself up and, for the first time, looked the old woman in the eyes.

“Can you do it to make my husband miserable?”

The old woman considered her options. Then she pulled the wand out from the umbrella stand by the door. It was long, and silver, and a tiny glass swan with open wings stood perched on the tip.

“I can work with that,” said the witch.

#swan maiden #the wild swans #swan lake #fairy tales #short story #microfiction #narrativia #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k

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sapphotash · 5 months ago

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has anyone done this yet

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#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi fanart #senshi of izganda #laios touden #digital art #meme redraw #100 #500 #1k #!?#5k #10k #HUH #thanks guys this is wild

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varilien · 2 months ago

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am i blanchin?

girl we blanchin!!

HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!

Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info Sudan Resources | Congo Resources

#gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #mabel pines #dipper pines #still wild to me to have once been just barely older than them when the show was first airing #and now........ ough..#anyways i think starting today im gonna slowly start watching back through gravity falls again :) gotta return to my roots!!!#edit thank god i finally have a new keyboard i couldn't add any of my resource links on mobile ;0;

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decamarks · 3 months ago

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Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this

#Ant photo by Alex Wild. Inspirational ant image by me.#In a sense‚ the Ant mindset is antithetical to those who follow the Wolf. The lone‚ individualist “alpha” inclinations simply do not apply.#The Ant values her work and her sisters. She is a humble worker and brave soldier. So small‚ yet so strong... Because she's never alone.#This post was a lie. I'm actually already this theoretical person.

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babyfoxcollectionthings · 3 months ago

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#birds #aves #pajaros #wildlife #wild animals #wildlife videos

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without-ado · 10 months ago

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#fox #animals #foxes #animal #wildlife #wild animals #cute animals #nature #windy

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aholefilledwithtwigs · 8 months ago

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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃

#story time with sair #i might follow up with more #that was a wild living situation even for me #family owned #two neighboring houses of six units total #all of them one family/lived there decades #except the one unit rented out to me

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retrogamingblog2 · 5 months ago

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justcatposts · 7 months ago

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Yawning is so contagious

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#cat #cats #cats of tumblr #wildlife #wild animals #wild cats #cat life #cat lovers #caturday #nature #aww #cute #wholesome #cute cats #video #justcatposts

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frankierotwinkdeath · 4 months ago

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Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

#I was curious so I looked it up 1038 fics on ao3 tagged Taylor Swift and f/f #like I’m not necessarily encouraging people to go out and write rpf #but it’s wild that arguably the biggest musical artist right now who has a huge community speculating about her sexuality has so little fic #like this isn’t a good or bad thing I just think it’s interesting #idk I’m not actually a swiftie like that #like I listen to her music and keep up generally with what she’s doing but I’m not really in the fandom #so there might be something I’m missing

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orinthered · 5 months ago

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been playing botw lately

#breath of the wild #tloz #the legend of zelda #botw #link #zelda #yiga clan #my art #f slur

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calam1typann3 · 8 months ago

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First trailer for Dreamworks' ‘THE WILD ROBOT' and HOLY FUCK ITS GORGEOUS???????

#the wild robot #dreamsworks #dreamworks animation #animated movies #animation

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mambodork · 25 days ago

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New season dropped,, ive only watched scar and joel's pov so far and i couldnt rest until i drew somethinf ,,, dont have everybody's design down quite yet but we r going somewhere *smiles*

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