#that is what real war is
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LOL LMAO at people who think hating on Iroh is actually describing the character:
The real Iroh was the Shoigu of the Fire Nation who happily conducted a genocidal war of aggression and was BFF with the genocidal Rough Rhinos and presumably the people who did rape, butcher, and burn in the Water Tribes. He pulled a Gaza/Mariupol on Ba Sing Se, and fundamentally is the kind of slimy cowardly hypocrite to be unwilling to face his own brother in a fight but perfectly happy to tell Zuko to put his rabid sister down when he, who has the power to stop the omnicidal maniac who wanted the entire world to burn did not see that as a sufficient problem.
The only reason he 'liberated' Ba Sing Se in methods right out of the Second Indochina War to a point you expected to see him squatting there saying "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" was butthurt that his niece did at 14 what he couldn't for 693 days with a huge-ass army.
Cartoon Iroh was also a perv who molested a woman, at a purely petty level, and given what people like him got up to in real life General-Prince Iroh, Dragon of the West, was probably much worse than that when his every whim was law.
The problem the canon has it tells you this man who spent 90% of his life as daddy's golden boy hatchetman putting nations to the sword changed when he spends the end of the First Season arranging for the murder of the Moon and never accepts his responsibility in that at multiple levels, and ultimately is again the same cowardly little fuck who demanded the next generation do what he was unwilling to do.
Mako dying was a tragedy and at a Watsonian level it means the fandom is blighted with Saint Iroh, who is so much less interesting than the actual character described here, because he's a bland boring magic grandpa who casually kicks 14 year olds off boats neck-first.
#iroh#iroh critical#yes I went there#we have multiple examples of real life large-scale sieges#that is what real war is#that is what Iroh spent his life doing for most of it#would you accept Erich von Manstein or Yermolov in polite company? No? Then you know how he'd be received in-universe#that Iroh is a fascinating character with multiple layers#the sweet uWu genocidal fuck who gets to demand other people do what he won't and is treated as a paragon#not so much#give the dragon of the west his fangs back
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Osha & Qimir + HANDS
#ITS ABOUT THE YEARNING#i cant believe this is real. not gonna lie. just being completely honest#*#oshamir#oshmir#osha x qimir#the acolyte#the acolyte spoilers#theacolyteedit#star wars#starwarsedit#osha aniseya#qimir#im gonna need like a couple business days to let the fact sink in that i basically got what ive always wanted. in star wars. in my star war
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Flower Empowered.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#wei wuxian#lan wunian#The absolute chaos that ensued when Lan Wangji showed up...those girls went wild.#We have to give kudos to narration that takes the form of a bunch of suitor seeking ladies.#They were so loud about being here for the hotties and whispering gossip. You go girls.#Wei Wuxian most likely just picked up a already tossed flower to throw. Second hand flowers...are still flowers I suppose.#Can you imagine if LWJ had allergies? Poor lad.#Okay it's time for the real gritty discussion point. The one everyone is waiting for me to talk about:#So...from where we are in the timeline...what the hell is WWX supposed to be wearing?#I'm serious. Put all the fanart out of your brain for a moment.#We are post burial grounds and sunshot campaign so he's had his little goth moment reveal.#*BUT* he is still with the Jiang sect. And by proxy of this flashback talking about his disrespect - they never bring up his attire.#meaning he is likely in some kind of Jiang Purple.#Continuity wise it really feels like this scene should have been *before* the burial mounds.#I understand why it's post - we need to build up on the mystery of how he became the YLLZ.#But also his personality feels way more 'pre-burial mounds WWX'. I think this was probably a 'I don't want to kill my darling' scene.#(The Phoenix mountain flashback is a lot of people's 'darling'. I am knowingly putting myself in the line of fire here).#I'm willingly putting him in Wen Qing's borrowed cloak and assuming people take him wearing it as like...a war trophy.#Historians will revise this moment later on but for now he *is* a hero of that war.
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The stewards of the old world are always keen to give you a glimpse of their might... According to legend, the ancients built specialized chambers to seal away false prophets.
The Arcane is waking up.
#arcane#melvik#mel medarda#mel arcane#viktor#viktor arcane#spoilers#arcane spoilers#arcane s2#wake up friends - mel and viktor are doing that thing again#I was mentally out of commission after act 2 but after sitting and thinking about this? season 1 parallels were crazy. but this. is INSANE#by the way - this is nowhere near all of them. i did not include dialogue. this MIGHT be HALF of them. i hit image limit here#at this point i don't know whose fight is gonna be crazier. viktor and jayce's or viktor and mel's lolololol#i support mage on mage violence#okay real talk. why are mel and viktor explicitly paralleled more than basically any other characters#it's bc this is the story of the Arcane literally. they are piltover and zaun's only mages respectively. the Arcane is waking up etc.#the macro narrative is about different kinds of magic rising to power again in a place like piltover/zaun which is a refuge from mages#and it's about how they clash - or work together - because the history of the rune wars is repeating itself#also viktor was a false prophet and mel... may not be#it's because the Arcane speaks through them and the show is about what that means and the consequences
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I'm sorry, Joke.
#jack and joker#jack and joker the series#jack and joker u steal my heart#jackandjokeredit#jack x joker#yin anan#war wanarat#yinwar#tobelle#lextag#userspicy#userbon#mjtag#userrlana#uservix#userrlaura#userpharawee#rosytracks#tuseryoo#mygifs*#userspring#thai bl#jackjoker#this episode hit me right in the heart. i'm sad for real :((((#so what do i do? make a gifset about one of the most painful moments cause why not 🙃😭
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osha really said hush up pretty boy, i’m taking over
#THE BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE#can’t tell if he is regretting choosing osha over mae hahahah#we can tell who the real master is here#his face when he realised what she did is gold#osha was like not today#the acolyte#the acolyte spoilers#qimir#osha#star wars
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It’s a sign of affection.
#chiligerart#star wars#the clone wars#alpha 17#commander cody#captain rex#ahsoka tano#clone cadets#or: alpha 17. man notorious for his emotional constipation *slaps hand over tiny cadet faces*#Cody saw Rex by himself and decided ‘I’m going to adopt him’#Rex saw Ahsoka. looked at anakin. looked back at Ahsoka#and came to the logical conclusion that she was his newly adopted brother#‘don’t you mean sister?’ ‘what’s a sister’#more sibling stuff based on real life
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orpheus & eurydice
#rin nohara#obito uchiha#obirin#(dubiously)#so so so crazy as hell about the rin that exists only as a (?) delusional hallucination in both obito and kakashi's head and how at the ver#end of the series we kind of get the vibe ghost rin was actually pretty chill about obito waging war against the whole entire world on her#behalf.. like...#the afterlife is canonically real and tangible and also you can pull people from it with edo tensei... so i also kind of feel like the#ghost of your closest childhood friend gaining some measure of sentience and coming to terms with her death and the greater context of what#it stood for in the ninja world... and obito being (to some degree) a very willing vessel to carry out justice and change after the#ninja world robbed them of their futures ??? that rules so hard to me#anyway#i have more and more thoughts about this because obviously but i'll leave it at that beloved bloggers... goodnight#my art
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beach day!! ☀️ (by @quibbs)
#wolf 359#w359#doug eiffel#hera wolf 359#hera w359#eiffera#THANK YOUUU THEY'RE SO CUTE!!#the colors of that first one and the chromatic effect!! and hera's cute outfit next to eiffel's wretched star wars trunks#so funny to me. it's perfect.#and his farmer's tan too... exactly what i wanted. so real to me.#these have so much life and character to them. i'm so so happy. it's always a delight#it's also really funny that i've seen multiple other beach pieces since requesting this. like how's that heat wave going everybody#art#💙💙💙
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Leave it to the Tolkien adaptation to show a battle of the ages with literally no winning party.
the elves died and lost Eregion
the dwarves lost their king to the ring, with Durin losing (hopefully just) his friendship with Elrond (and not also his wife)
Adar has the ring for now, but he's losing his children - who are literally the one thing he's fighting for - either to death or to broken trust
even fucking Sauron isn't really going out of this (episode) as a satisfied winner, bc he still doesn't have the rings
#like usually there's at least one party that clearly profits off the fighting in some way but here all sides are unhappy w the outcome lol#something something about wars having no real winners and the price of war#the fans included btw bc what do u mean that all actually happened. what do u mean arondir is dead.#lots of depression going around#trop spoilers#rings of power#lotr#trop#arondir#elrond#galadriel#adar#sauron#celebrimbor
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guys i'm so sorry but "oinked poison" IS HILARIOUS
like i KNOW they're both MAD mad bc how do you not break at this 😭😭😭
(in her brain cait's already fucked her stupid)
((caitvi stop mentioning random animals challenge))
#i for real COULD NOT understand the words she was saying but i now know it's not my fault bc WHO SAYS OINKING POISON#WHO WROTE THIS SCENEEEEEEEEEE#rich unhinged mongoose#self-serving war pig#a memoir to the dialogue of arcane#if episode 8 doesn't make me cringe away from pleasant company for propriety's sake WHAT'S THE POINTTTTTTTT#caitvi#caitlyn kiramman#vi#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#THIS IS FROM THE ACT 3 PREVIEW BTW#IT IS NOT A SPOILER. just watch the act 3 preview when it comes up at the end of episode 6
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Have you seen my little lad?
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jin zixun#Everytime I have to write his name I feel like I'm running outside in a blood rain trying not to get wet. Misspelling it feels so inevitabl#But so far so good! He doesn't have too many more appearances before he gets Cheesed.#Dear god I love it when characters go on the war path for someone they care about.#And I love it even more when you have an ambiguity between personal debt and genuine act of selflessness.#WWX saving WN is purposefully messy! Like a lot of our real life reasons for how we act - there isn't a clear single cause or answer.#Sometimes we forget that we are a collection of experiences and learnt reactions.#Sometimes we forget that what we see on the surface is not the point to address. Everyone is more complex than we think. Even yourself.#And yet...it always comes back to love doesn't it? Attachment styles and self-esteem and bonds and relationships to others.#Everything comes back to love and our perceptions of it.#WWX is on a self-destructive war path and he will absorb as much damage as he can for those he feels obligated and attached to.#Does it make him feel needed? Does it give him purpose? Does it ease anxieties of the past? I do not think there is an answer.
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@codywanfirstkissbingo: chaste kiss
A Coruscant rooftop lounge is the perfect place for a first (official) date <3
bingo card under the cut
#codywan#star wars fanart#cwfkb2023#obi wan kenobi#commander cody#my art#gotta be real with y'all. i have no idea what happened in the coloring phase. literally no idea. but this exists now??#might redo it sometime
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Okay so we all know the Bad Batch is unhinged, right? And they have a bunch of crazy plans, right?
How probable is it that they had a classic “flirt as a diversion method” plan?
#I’d put money on it#the real question is who do they usually send to flirt as a distraction?#it obviously wouldn’t be the same guy every time#also what kind of ridiculous shit are they doing to flirt?#now I’m picturing idk Crosshair doing the classic leg reveal from around a corner move you see in cartoons#star wars tbb#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch#tbb crosshair#arc trooper echo#tbb echo#tbb tech#tbb hunter#tbb wrecker
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#WE'RE TRYING IT AGAIN#no typos this time and notifications off from the jump#original tags:#I might actually cry. what do you mean I canonically get to be a mortalitasi and it's not something I just have to RP in my head#but also A CROW??? being a crow feels like an unattainable childhood dream that apparently is now very real#watch my boring ass be a grey warden again though 😭in war - victory. in peace - vigilance. in death - sacrifice. 🫡 and alla that#BUT THEN... downtrodden and cynical yet ever hopeful whirlwind shadow dragon romance with neve....#da4#poll#da:v#dav#dragon age: the veilguard#how tf do you tag spoilers for this game#da4 spoilers#there you go#dragon age
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