#that is not cannibalism

[elizakai]

When you realize the amount of people who think that canon Horrortale Sans is a cannibal, is greater than the amount of people who realize that Undertale Muffet actually canonically is one-?

[prokopetz]

Seeing "toxic yuri fan" in their blog header and skimming their last few dozen posts to see whether that's toxic yuri as in "I have ambivalent feelings about the central relationship in She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, a PG-rated cartoon for children" or toxic yuri as in "I want them to kill and eat each other".

[dungeons-and-dictions]

My new headcanon is that Karens become Susans in Hell.

[bamsara]

A 'post-trod' scenario where Narinder gets cursed after a slip up on a crusade (death erasure is no longer a permanent threat because of plot secrets I won't spoil :P )

The Lamb can't go get the necessary crystals to cure him so Kallamar is sent instead so Lambert can focus on keeping Nari from eating/attacking people

Dw he's not gonna eat the Lamb. unless😏

[nerdypuddincup]

Charlie now has two sets of parents. Good for her.

[soupkiddo]

no I can't close my tabs. what if I accidentally close my emotional support Wikipedia page about historical instances of cannibalism that's been open for 3 years? what happens then??? what will be left of me????

[fraternum-momentum]

give me your complete and unwavering devotion.

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[herbertwest]

Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Just saw a video like "um actually rocky horror isn't good queer representation because frank sexually assaults janet" girl he kills and eats people. It's called the rocky HORROR picture show not the rocky cute gay rep tw t-slur picture show

[cottonspotten]

*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.

bonus: explain why!

[cadavironline]

[awetfrog]

my party are starving when there are perfectly good ghouls around, are they stupid?

[locusfandomtime]

compilation of all the iconic insane mumbo jumbo posts

wanted to get them all in one place. feel free to add

[bamsara]

Trod is so incredibly good I spent the entire night reading it until like 5am and then had a dream where they sluggishly argued over the ethics of cannibalism. Peak

I agree with your dream brain, I think they would have sleepy arguments like this (thanks for liking the fic skdhgsdk)