#that is both a threat and a promise

[ohanny]

let's just collectively pretend i posted this on october first and not later because i got too ambitious, overestimated my focus and underestimated my schedule :')

anyway, for this month i'm following this prompt list by @hornedqueenofhell

pitbabetober kink edition

day 1

UNIFORMS

charlie / babe. do i even need to elaborate with these two freaky roleplayers? charlie is the biggest instigator and absolutely has a thing for babe in his racing leathers but he's more into the roleplaying aspect. babe though? babe really enjoys a man in a uniform.

he discovers this when charlie talks him into doing some good old-fashioned cop and a speeding race car driver action for their anniversary and one look at his boyfriend in a party store cop outfit with decidedly less party store handcuffs at his belt has babe forgetting all his lines.

LINGERIE

pete / way. one day while doing a little spring cleaning, way finds a box in the back of pete’s closet and can't help himself. out of all the things he expected to find? women’s underwear was not on his bingo card. neither was pete awkwardly explaining how they belonged to his ex-wife and he never got rid of them because it seemed like such a pity to throw away something that… pretty.

way gets it. kinda. men having a thing for lingerie is about as common as it gets but he sure as hell won't stand for the lovingly hoarding your ex-wife’s intimates part. so he decided to do something about it and honestly? way starts seeing the appeal himself when he walks out of the bathroom in a white lace set and pete immediately falls down to his knees and stares up at him in utter reverence.

EVIL TWIN

evil!north / sonic. kim and methas? too easy. north having an identical twin that came out of the womb as a problematic straight frat boy? galaxy brain. evil!north is a shredded gym bro with a sixpack and has a girlfriend and a chick or two on the side.

evil!north occasionally also has sonic because talk about a toxic, top secret situationship. sure, sonic’s not a girl but he's as pretty as one and mouth is a mouth. plus, nothing gets evil!north going quite like knowing he could destroy his brother with one video off his icloud. and sonic? well, the flesh is weak and evil!north looks exactly like north but comes without the potentially life destroying emotional implications of jumping in bed with his actual best friend

[whomstsnek]

Uh oh

[blackkatmagic]

I'm screaming, crying and rolling on the ground and I haven't even read the chapter yet. What even is this?? I literally have my head in my hands, like oml Feemor is going to have the worse day of his freaking life.

I mean, you got Obi-Wan there, and now you have Fox, I - Feemor, buddy, this isn't going well for you rn bebs, I'm just saying.

The only possible thing that could make it worse would be Palpatine! :)

[waveoftheocean]

day after tomorrow

(whee finally posting the finished version of this piece! i originally designed it for a cd charm where you can rotate wolfwood like the gif but then i figured there should be a still version too where you can pretend everything is happy and nothing hurts :))

[sparring-spirals]

okay. i mean this with the utmost affection. but. while imogen and laudna telling each other "im you're anchor. you're my tether" as reassurance about going "dark" or giving into the lure of power is very meaningful and important. it also kind of struck me like. hey wait one of you anchoring the other. fine. possibly-functional. but doesnt BOTH of you tethering to each other risk creation of a spinning centrifugal blur whirling down the road to power.

and like yes yes this isnt an original thought and the proper terminology for this is probably like "dual corruption arc" or in CR "i broke the world for you" yes but. i wanted to share the specific imagery my brain provided for this train of thought, which is roughly:

like. thanks. brain. i guess.

bonus thought that popped up when drawing this:

[thisanimatedphantom]

One of these days I’m just going to release a bunch of horribly done doodles of future events completely out of order or context and vanish for like a month instead of facing my consequences.

[pianokantzart]

I'm not sure how long it was in development for, but I get the feeling that Brothership's particular focus on M&L's… well, brothership, is a response to how positively their bond is portrayed in the movie

GOOD

[mcyt-gender-showdown]

i personally think everyone should just be changed to mr oli orionsound if people don't get their act together

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[eisenbrave]

it's been a while

[iguessitsjustme]

Fadel is probably thinking "well now that I’ve fucked him, I can kill him right?" The problem is, I’m guessing Fadel is now gonna become addicted to…well…ya know.

Style’s dick. He’ll be adickted.

[eva-birdman]

I've fallen into the WIll Wood fanart rabbithole

[heartless-aro]

today i think i will cause problems,… aromantically…

[incorrectnevermoor]

thinking about THE quote again at 1am tonight and sobbing

[realbatberntruther]

I know I'm being extremely delusional BUT hear me out. What if Tim and Bernard reach the point in their relationship in which they're going to get married and Tim, not wanting any of his enemies to interfere in any way during the wedding, begins hunting them down to prevent it, but something goes wrong and he is killed by a group of the ones who united forces and Bernard, instead of, I don't know, mourn him in a healthy way, goes low-key crazy and pulls a Kill Bill, and by that I mean he trains with the batfam or someone for a brief time before initiating his quest for vengeance.

I KNOW it may not be in character but I think we should give Bernard a sword. A really sharp one too.

[feroluce]

Sampo & Caelus are so important to me, I love them. To me they are bros. Buddies. Partners in mischief making and chaos. Caelus is a total weirdo and Sampo is always getting Up To Something, and they both hate being bored or stagnating, so they regard each other as an endless source of entertainment and amusement.

They're the kind of friends that just kind of see each other when they see each other, and when they do cross paths they greet with that funny hands-clasped-between-them-and-one-armed-hug thing that guys do. Then they go to a bar, annoy the local population, kick up a ruckus or cause some kind of mischief somewhere, and go stumble into a hotel room to sleep it off.

They did this a few times in Belobog, and Gepard once found them on a morning patrol passed out in a gutter together. Sampo was sacked out with a newspaper over his face. Caelus was sprawled out next to/on top of him in the most awkward and uncomfortable position a human body could possibly contort into. Both refused to explain anything zkzkkskd

[lordofshitposting]

I read the JJK0 manga for the first time and I gotta say that Inumaki had some sass in him as a first year that the movie failed to portray, like look at his facial expressions; they were way more expressive. He truly has matured since then 'cause where did all that sass go?? In the beginning of the manga Gege portrays him more like a caring senpai, having taken that role naturally. Gotta admit though, I enjoy him as a bad bitch a lot, but I kinda like his current more nonchalant demeanour more.