#that interesting for others (at least what I assume) and that together with my starters being lame I don't think I'll do it

[starsmuserainbow]

Hmm. Feeling Moonshot strongly. How can I fix that?

[iloveacronix]

how come you don't like futureshipping? sorry it's just rare to see an Acronix fan who doesn't like future, do you ship macronix or something? I'm going to have to unfollow you for that if that is the case

Okay first of all.

Why do you assume I'm a Macronix shipper simply because I don't like futureshipping? Sorry for not shipping future but why do you think I'm automatically a macronix shipper for that? What, is it obligatory to ship Acronix with someone? Do I forcefully have to ship him with another character if I don't like YOUR ship? What is this? I don't want to sound rude but assuming someone likes a ship based on the ships they don't like is... Weird? Also futureshipping is not in the "Acronix fan starter pack," there are many Acronix fans who don't ship future, why are you coming at me? And I have literally NEVER mentioned Macronix(at least I don't remember), what gives you the idea that I like it?

And secondly, NO. I DON'T SHIP MACRONIX. In my heart Machia is happy alone and Acronix is busy kissing Cryptor and Coffee Bot. If other people ship them together, that is their business, not mine. I'm not going to go to them and say "hey why don't you ship future? I'm going to unfollow you for liking Macronix" LIKE. WHAT IS THIS?

THIRDLY. I don't ship future because I was never interested in it. While I find the idea cute or the fanarts absolutely gorgeous, I can't get myself to like it. And now, hold my hand when I tell you this, It doesn't mean I like Macronix. I don't know where you got the idea that if I don't ship THIS ship, then I ship ANOTHER ship. Goodness.

[shysublimecoffee]

I prefer not to sound harsh, but Miraculous has become a fandom where I find more enjoyment in reading fanfics than watching the show. It feels like there's a lack of effort or an attempt to justify and rearrange elements, often ignoring past seasons and assuming the audience won't notice. The handling of Derision is a notable example, with more astute critics than me delving into their dissatisfaction and the evident retcons.

I didn't anticipate the show going to such lengths as portraying Gabriel as someone deserving of a statue, and it left a sour taste in my mouth to see the hero endorsing it. Adrien/ChatNoir's portrayal has become quite pitiful, with a peculiar shift where Ladybug takes on a significant role in the Agreste Saga despite her absence from that narrative. Ladybug, who isn't even part of the Agreste Saga, is the one delivering heartfelt moments. The decision to sideline Adrien and put him out of commission is disappointing. It's his story yet she the one who has to make it about her. She gets to shine along with a cool costume to boot.

There's a palpable bias from Astruc against Chloe, evident in the show's treatment of her character. Despite her being manipulated by Gabriel Agreste, the narrative blames her for becoming mayor, and the absurdity of the situation is magnified when everyone in the story goes along with it. The inclusion of a scene in Revolution where Chloe is crying is perplexing and frustrating, as it seems to perpetuate the negative and irredeemable image the show consistently paints of her. The added layer of her mother being horrid to her intensifies my annoyance, especially when sympathetic scenes are presented in a seemingly contradictory manner.

I mean you want her to be the worst but yet she has scenes like this? Why not go all the way wtf. Why give her depth only to take it away and then make her be so demonized in s5 and act like she was like this from the start. When she's been a joke

I hate to be critical, but seriously, it's hard to ignore how the Miraculous universe is just dripping with untapped potential. Five seasons in, and the movie outshines the show effortlessly. It makes you wonder about the writers' team and their approach—seems like they're just coasting on low effort for profit, and somehow, it's working, thanks to Miraculous inexplicable popularity.

The show's been beating the monster-of-the-week horse for five long seasons, lacking any creativity in crafting interesting villains. Gabriel, honestly, feels like a starter villain, and if they're going to make him the big bad, can we at least get some villains with a bit more pizzazz? You know craft creative interesting villains? KNDS, Original PPG, Totally Spies they got it so why not Miraculous. It's so damn tiring seeing the same old song and dance with Gabriel 24/7 monologuing to his wife and releasing the akuma I thought Mayura would be important but she's barely there.

It's not even an excuse kids do deserve better entertainment so why should Miraculous lower its standards. Marinette is very weird to me as the protagonist because her lovelife is more focused over everything I gauged her well enough to know about her that the rest of the secondary needs more of a spotlight to be cast on them. I like her but am I the only one who just skips when she starts the whining about Adrien and her plan to again get together it was cute at first now I fast forward to the more interesting part of the episode because it irks me i'm tired okay... what other facet of her character do the writers focus on besides her love life? I hope I don't appear to salt on her but Imma tag it just in case. I think she's in neutral treading to dislike because how can I come back from her gaslighting her boyfriends I'm sorry I can't.

You know what I'm afraid of that if Lila gonna be the next big bad they'll just recycle everything from Gabriel onto her. We'll have the same akumatizations same monster of the week formula only this time it's Lila.

I trust more in the fanfic community to come up with a better substantial plot than Miraculous could ever be. I know romance is a big part but the lore is so damn little it's season 5 are they ever going to expand more in the later seasons lol.

I'm tired from writing this long. Imma go to bed now.

[terramythos]

MY TOP 25 WORST POKEMON

i posted my top 25 favorite pokemon a couple days ago so now i get to be a certified hater.

25. Barraskewda

wow an 'angry fish' pokemon design! i have certainly not seen this exact fucking concept in every single pokemon gen to date. i'm so glad that the 8th generation of pokemon has blessed us with such an original premise. it's not like Barraskewda is a particularly bad design, would probably be 'pretty good' if we got it 20 years ago-- but it is emblematic of the cynical, formula-at-all-costs drive that plagues much of modern pokemon.

24. Galarian Mr. Mime

can someone please tell me what this regional variant does that the original Mr. Mime does not? oh wow, it's fucking blue now. it's a shame there's not a system in the game since gen 2 designed around alternate color schemes. who gives a shit. if this thing is so pointless it's making me defend GEN 1 MR MIME then it's DIRE.

23. Magneton

magneton has the unique distinction on this list of being a pokemon i have actually used in my in-game team before. the thing is, i don't hate magneton THAT much. similar to barraskewda, magneton sucks because of what it represents. a lot of criticism of modern (gen 5 and beyond) pokemon design is that so many are 'just objects' which automatically makes them bad. these EXACT critics then defend gen 1 as the pinnacle of pokemon design originality. are you fucking stupid? gen 1 originals: magnemite is a magnet with an eyeball. magneton is three of them fucking bolted together. WOW, such creativity, truly the pinnacle of design. jackasses.

22. Onix

kind of looks like a poo, which i suppose is appropriate considering how shit onix is in the actual game, too. to me onix is so close to being a cool pokemon if there was any imagination with the design. steelix is a little better i guess but so prohibitively difficult to obtain in casual play that you're probably stuck with this crap regardless.

21. Togdemaru

this is by far the worst pikachu clone in the series and it's not even close. it's trying to be both pikachu and... togepi for some reason and fails at both. there is NOTHING interesting about this thing. furthermore, two OTHER pikachu 'clones' were also introduced in Sun/Moon: Alolan Raichu and Mimikyu, BOTH of which have extremely creative and beloved designs. you could literally remove this thing from the game and no one would give a shit.

20. Huntail

gen 3 is infamous for having so many water routes in the game and thus, a TON of water-type pokemon. of all of these, huntail is by far the least memorable. it's the obscure SPLIT evolution of a pokemon that looks (1) nothing like it, and (2) you can't even get until late enough in the game that you already have a better water type. and on top of it he's fuck ugly. i guess i can appreciate the ringed octopus spots (? i HAVE to assume that's what those are) but this thing isn't even an octopus! i feel cheated.

19. Hypno

ignoring the infamous creepy (not in a good way) lore with this thing, hypno just looks awful. i don't want this thing anywhere near me. why is it here. who designed this and why do they hate happiness

18. Chesnaught

not only does chesnaught look like shit, not only is it the disappointing conclusion of a starter pokemon line... it was introduced in the generation that brought us DELPHOX and GRENINJA, two very popular final starter evos. this thing is so outclassed i kind of feel bad for it, but not enough to take it off this list.

17. Alolan Muk

what if we took muk, a literal pile of sludge, and gave it a regional variant that looks like an oil spill? but for some reason instead of making that cool and interesting we make it look like someone chewed and swallowed 30 sticks of multicolor bubblegum and then threw up. they don't even do anything with its shape or general appearance. it just looks like the original muk but worse. terrible.

16. Cosmoem

pokemon sun and moon were very story driven games. one of the main pokemon characters is a Cosmog named Nebby, who (spoilers) eventually evolves into the box legendary, either Solgaleo for Sun or Lunala for Moon. and here we have the utterly insignificant middle evolution that serves zero narrative purpose and looks a little like a puckered asshole. wet fart of a pokemon if i am being fully honest

15. Ambipom

what if we took aipom and made it offputting and disturbing and also gave it a bowl cut for some reason? say no more. oh god while looking at this and typing i just realized it looks like a teletubby. get this fucking creature away from me

14. Karrablast

i'll be honest i completely forgot this thing existed until i started making this list. have i ever really THOUGHT about karrablast? do i have any associations with it at all? honestly, fuck this thing on principle. BY THE WAY karrablast came out in gen 5 in the exact same game as a different bug-type evolutionary line with a yellow-blue color scheme. and joltik/galvantula are superior to whatever this thing is

13. Druddigon

this thing perplexes me. why is its head red. why does it look like leaves? something that has absolutely nothing to do with its concept? i think maybe this is supposed to be the dragon on the welsh flag (??????) but it's literally introduced in the game set in New York. i do not like this guy at all

12. Rhyperior

WERE rhydon stans clamoring for an evolution? did they want an evolution that ignores everything cool about rhydon's design? everything about this thing looks like dog shit trash. i'm actually a little offended on their behalf that this passed the initial design pitch.

11. Okidogi

i am so out of the loop on pokemon that i didn't even know this thing existed until a day ago. and boy do i hate it. absolutely fucking awful design that is derivative of.... Zygarde's dog form for some fucking reason? this is where children's cartoon villain ideas go to die. terrible

10. Diggersby

why does it look like that. an insult to bnuuy pokemon and i hope to never see it again. i think it's even worse that its prevo bunnelby is actually passably cute.

9. Barbaracle

let's take a really cool fucking concept (a pokemon based on barnacles) and make it as fucking ugly and awful as possible. there is so much wasted potential that it makes me almost as angry as this thing looks.

8. Tyrogue

one of the most boring pokemon designs possible. i get that tyrogue is supposed to be a 'blank slate' pokemon since it has 3 different evolutions. but you know what else is a blank slate pokemon? EEVEE, one of the most popular pokemon in fucking existence, because it's cute and people generally love its evolutions. tyrogue has nothing going for it. furthermore it was introduced after two of its three evolutions (hitmonlee and hitmonchan), so it's a pointless gimmick pokemon anyway. just remove this thing and make hitmontop a single-evo pokemon and nothing changes

7. Raging Bolt

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6. Galarian Weezing

on paper i think this is a funny idea for a regional form but god does it miss the mark for me. WHY did they make the smog fucking oobleck green? why make it fake facial hair? why is weezing an old-timey british capitalist. i am not exaggerating that looking at this thing makes me a little sick to my stomach.

5. Grimmsnarl

I remember being so thrilled at the idea of an imp-based pokemon line. i actually quite liked the designs of both Impidimp and Morgrem. and... THIS is really what they went with for the final evolution? furry green goblin on steroids? i cannot find a single thing i like about this design, it is such a baffling pokemon to me on all levels.

4. Scovillain

truly how do you manage to fumble both the incredibly awesome Grass/Fire typing AND a design centered around HOT PEPPERS. jesus fucking christ this thing is awful, truly i believe it is one of the worst pokemon designs on both an objective and personal level in terms of execution and missed potential. i am honestly embarrassed for whoever designed this.

3. Grookey

i skipped pokemon sword/shield for many different reasons, but i am completely serious that this being the grass starter was one of them. i absolutely fucking hate this thing, it is my least favorite starter by a country mile and i wanted to avoid seeing it at all fucking costs.

2. Eiscue

sometimes it is a singular design decision that ruins a pokemon. and for me it's the fact there is a fucking HAIR coming out of the ice cube at the top. i'm all for hair but in the context of an ice cube i am potentially using in a drink??? gross, gross gross gross, ew ew ew ew ew i fucking hate this pokemon

Cryogonal

the patron saint itself and the reason i am even making this post. i absolutely despise cryogonal. the unimaginative and derivative design, NOTHING interesting to look at, its stupid 'mouth'. it makes no sense in the context of its game (again: WHAT gen 1 pokemon is this supposed to be an analogue for? you know the whole POINT behind the gen 5 pokedex???). my hatred of this thing is so profound. this thing could be wiped from history and nothing would change.

[hayscodings]

everything you have ever said about svetlana never fails to amaze me, i feel like you understand her character better than most. i have to ask, what do you think her life was like pre-3x06? i know we know some things about it, but do you have any headcanons/theories or anything about her? i wrote a fic (and never published it) about her once, but i feel like you have better insight on her character so i’m asking you. what was her life like in russia? what was her father like (awful)? what did she endure to make her the way she is? etc.

Ah, thank you! That’s the ultimate compliment. I rewatched Shameless for a second time recently, and am on my third rewatch now, so I have a lot of thoughts and feelings about Svetlana.

We didn’t really get any information about her life on the Southside pre-3x06, but there are a few observations I find helpful when trying to piece together what it must have been like: (1) she seemed genuinely excited to marry Mickey; (2) she wears the same purple dress that we are introduced to her in— and see her at work in— while she’s at home, pregnant, in S4; and (3) the fact that she was married to Yvon at some point means that she can’t have been in the U.S. for very long when we meet her.

With respect to (1), part of her excitement can be chalked up to the fact that getting married meant that she could finally qualify for a green card, but I think it’s more than that. She didn’t look relieved; she looked happy. The way I interpret this is that she considered moving into the Milkovich house a step-up from her current arrangement— which, considering the Everything We Know about the Milkovich home, paints a pretty bleak picture of said arrangement.

My guess is that she was sharing a very small space, perhaps even a single room, with many other working girls, since we know that Sasha was not paying the girls a living wage. It is also likely that the conditions in that place were very poor, as I’m sure whatever slumlord they were renting from was taking full advantage of the fact that they were undocumented. So, not a great situation.

I find (2) particularly interesting because I’m sure it was intentional on the wardrobe department’s part to have Svetlana rewear the same dress multiple times. But what’s really telling is that she doesn’t just wear the dress— a short, fitted, strapless dress— to work at the massage parlor. She wears it when she’s home in S4, too. And this time, not only is she several months pregnant, but it’s also winter.

When she and Mickey go to visit the massage parlor, she’s wearing the same dress with a coat and tights and a thin little scarf even though it looks freezing out. So, not only could she not afford maternity clothes, but she was also unable to dress properly for the weather. All of this to say: it was clearly bad for her financially. And at this point she’s been living in the Milkovich house where she’s presumably better off, so it must have been worse before.

Finally, (3) is a tricky one because I don’t believe for a second that the writers planned to reveal that Svetlana had been married before in Russia when they introduced her character in S3. Initially, I would have assumed that she had been in the states for at least a couple of years by the time that we meet her, but the whole Yvon business really complicates things.

For starters, Svetlana is only 19 when we meet her. This is relevant because marriageable age in Russia in 18. There are exceptions to this, but only under special circumstances, and even then, children cannot get married if they are under 14. In addition to this, Yvon was old enough to pass as Svetlana’s father (There is a 14 year age difference between Pasha and Isidora, but Isidora was playing ~14 younger than her actual age, so that makes the age gap roughly ~28 years). It seems very unlikely, then, that she would’ve been married to him younger than 18. Which puts her in the U.S. for only one year before the events of 3x06. This makes sense for several reasons I won’t get into because it’s not relevant and I’m already rambling too much.

So, in sum, I imagine that Svetlana’s life pre-3x06 was very bleak. Recently immigrated, undocumented, still learning the language, just 19 years old with no family and under the control of her traffickers who severely underpaid her. Probably living in a small room ten other girls in her same position, dealing with violent and or aggressive customers like Terry with no real protection, just trying to survive. I think she was very numb during this period of her life, maybe more so than ever before, and tries not to think about it often. I don’t believe Svetlana could have survived everything that she did without repressing and compartmentalizing a good chunk of it, honestly.

As for her life in Russia, I still need to give it more thought, but it seems like she was very close to her family as she speaks of both her parents favorably and named her son after her father. She also tells V at one point that in Russia “family is family”, and we later see that she is in contact and seems to be on good terms with her aunt. She also mentions using her grandmother’s recipe for borsch in S6.

Apart from this, we can assume that her family was poor given that her father sold her to a pimp for $300 when she was just 10 years old. At one point Svetlana says something about owing him for keeping a roof over her head and food on her plate, so it’s clear they definitely struggled. She also tells Kev and V that she “grew up in his bar”, when they’re under the impression that Yvon is her father.

Now, obviously Yvon ended up being her husband, but she was acting as though he was her father at the time so I think the bar tidbit can be taken as true. V had to learn everything about Svetlana when she married her in order to pass the INS interviews, so Svetlana would have had to use the truth in order to sell the lie.

So, here is this little girl growing up poor in Russia with a family that she is very close to. She’s extremely smart and probably does really well in school and it’s not an easy life but she is still very grateful for it because things can always be worse. She knows this— she’s seen it. And she’s probably been told it by her father many times.

Svetlana loves her father, but he is not a good man. The facts we know about him are these: he raped her as a child, locked her in a closet with a potato sack over her head, and sold her into sexual slavery so that she could work street corners when she was 10 years old. All of these things paint the picture of a violent, abusive man. Still, Svetlana insists that he had good qualities too, and she feels indebted to him for providing her with food and shelter and for paying smugglers to get her into the U.S. She also says that she learned everything she knows from him.

I think Svetlana’s father was the type of abuser to make a buddy out of his victim. He probably convinced himself that he was a good father and that everything he did, he did out of love. Maybe he was an alcoholic, surely he had his own demons— at the end of the day, he probably pointed to these very things to justify/make sense of his behavior.

I can picture a young Svetlana thinking of herself as his protege— always by his side, helping him with the bar, doing anything that she possibly could to be useful and contribute to the family. Listening to his stories, heeding his advice, learning his lessons. And when he hurt her, she probably blamed herself. Or maybe she attributed it to her father’s own trauma— something stronger than him, beyond his control— something that had nothing to do with her. Or so perhaps he said when he apologized. I can see her feeling sorry for him.

I think Svetlana was too young to reconcile the abuse she suffered at his hands with the part of him that seemed to care for her well-being. And I imagine that it is still very confusing for her as an adult, and something that she hasn’t wanted to confront or revisit. Because it’s far too painful, and she’s doing just fine in her opinion.

In sum, Svetlana is a girl who grew up too fast. She’s a girl who never got to be a kid and who wasn’t afforded the protections that she should have been afforded by her guardians. She’s a girl whose formative years were filled with violence, and who continued to know that violence well into young adulthood. She’s a girl who had to make sense of this violence, and be able to live in it day to day. She’s a girl who learned to repress, and to compartmentalize, and downplay, just so she could stay alive. But most importantly, she’s a girl who never let any of this turn her into someone who would repeat the cycle with her own child.

[blankticket]

interest check - giant challenge

this is not a starter call. i'm still working hard on putting this giant challenge together (i plan on submitting everything on 7/14 to hopefully have permission to start on 7/21). @ time of publishing this post, the challenge is not fully written let alone submitted or approved yet. so i'm not sure if this will get approved! but this post is assuming best-case scenario; at the very least, it'll give you ideas of what you're getting into.

ideally, the challenge begins on 7/21 and wraps up before or on 7/28; a week's time total.

please note that the nature of this challenge is serious, intense, and grim. if your muse is involved, they WILL be put into a life-threatening situation! that being said, no pressure to join in (seriously!). castmates will be prioritized, but your muse doesn't need to know vash to get picked. regardless, i can't guarantee everyone's going to get a turn at this challenge thread.

table of contents underneath readmore:

which muses work best with this challenge?

how will this challenge thread work?

how will interested parties be contacted?

content warnings:

hitting like on this post signifies to me that your muse is an interested party to this giant challenge thread.

which muses work best with this challenge?

muses who have heroic tendencies (specifically the self-sacrificing reckless kind), and/or are incredibly unlucky. muses who have ties to the Archimedes Ward. muses you want to put into harm's way; muses you want to get killed.

how will this challenge thread work?

i start the thread with its opening post.

i notify Muse 1 from the interest check that their turn is next. Muse 1 posts a reply, and interaction between Muse 1 and the challenge thread continues until Muse 1's interaction with the thread is resolved.

i notify Muse 2 from the interest check that their turn is next. Muse 2 posts a reply, and interaction between Muse 2 and the challenge thread continues until Muse 2's interaction with the thread is resolved.

so on and so forth, until i finally make the concluding post to close the challenge thread.

as you can see from the ideal structure^, i'm hoping to keep these interactions with interested muses as short as possible. the content of replies themselves don't have to be short, necessarily, but the amount of danger in this challenge necessitates that interactions are kept short. essentially, i won't allow one muse to make any more than 3 replies to the thread.

sorry that i have to keep the reasons hidden/this decision vague! but hopefully you can still at least anticipate/expect that interaction within the thread will be limited.

how will interested parties be contacted?

keep an eye on your tumblr IMs! when i've formulated the challenge enough, and have a grasp on the ideal succession of involved muses for the challenge thread, i'll begin using tumblr IMs to ask you for the best means of contact.

content warnings:

if you are going to engage with this challenge thread, be courteous and tag your posts appropriately. prioritize the emotional safety and health of yourself and of others.

we're adults, we're creative, and we're not getting paid for this. that being said, i still expect good conduct and communication from my rp partners. if you have any issues that arise during the thread, i expect for you to bring it up to me.

overall: the nature of this giant challenge is that of a constantly life-threatening one, affecting the general public populace of the Archimedes Ward.

injury, blood, suffering, death, suicide this can also occur on a mass scale, and it includes children, families, the elderly, etc. everyday people will be put into mortal peril and thus extreme distress.

body horror solely for an entity involved within the challenge, exclusively under my control. body horror will not be induced onto your muse; however, there's a good chance your muse may be physically attacked by this entity.

again, i'm still in the middle of synthesizing these ideas into the challenge, and regardless of how much work i'm putting into this i'm not even sure if this will get approved lol, so things are subject to change.

if you have any questions, message me; send an ask if tumblr IMs are seemingly not functioning with me. can't guarantee i can let you peek behind the curtain too much, but feel free to try asking me whatever you'd like anyway. thank you!

[perelka-l]

Idk what other fandoms you have outside the Naruto fandom sooo how 'bout Madara

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i know those links on my profile don't work in mobile and idk how to fix that???? but ye i have a handy dandy list lol

Anyway, meme time:

favorite thing about them

He's a big emotional dumbass with dumbassery maybe rivalring his hair he is absolutely horrible and look how far that got him. Also, six paths form. And everything. Man, it's hard to choose. He's a well constructed villain and also it's kinda cool how whole series starts with mentioning that name in hushed voices of disbelief and fear. for a reason huh.

least favorite thing about them

"i only ever use a jutsu once" bitch and yet you used susanoo over 2137 times in this series shut the fuck up and stop stroking your dick in front of everyone's faces

favorite line

ya think i will say it's about the second meteorite. it is indeed, the second meteorite line. I mean. It's that line, it's excellent for a reason.

brOTP

That man has no bros. Honestly. He doesn't. I cannot answer this question, I have nothing in my mind, he canonically literally scared everyone away and nobody wanted to associate with him, he isn't bitchless, he is broless.

OTP

Oh man, where do I start. I will just go for those that I have most thots about, okie?

For starters, MadaIzu. Like, ofc we didn't have much of them shown but a) Uchiha is incest anyway and I will stand by it and b) Izuna was shown to be the only one that stood next to Madara. Nobody, literally almost nobody in this series could ever achieve that, no matter how willing one was - and Izuna was, I assume, entirely here for Madara. Maybe even was one of few people that thought about him, maybe even had him wrapped around his little finger and Madara would do a lot for his little bro. Man.

MadaObi. WHERE DO I EVEN START like I feel like I am going crazy when I start thinking about it. They are connected on so many fields, Obito being his descendant, Madara getting his body, stitching it together (man, there was that one fantastic art with old madara and obito.... doing precisely that), literally putting his hands on this boy's heart and sealing it (POETRY), brainwashing into becoming himself and later using Obito for all his worth, giving him life and choosing when to take it away, and Obito starting to resists like jfc my brainworms. I like them both as also shit jiji and bratty mago. THEY ARE JUST SO GOOD FUCKKKKKKKK I AM GNAWING AT MY HOODIE LIKE A RABID ANIMAL AAAAAA

HashiMada. That's all. Although... I like it a bit darker, not in means of whump and such but I can't help but thing that Hashirama unknowingly stumbled on something that swallowed both of them. Hashirama may have best interests in heart, but he isn't a good person, and Madara... Madara has his own issues. More below.

MadaTobi is nice. I always found it hilarious how similar they are and yet so different, and I like to think that's why they are so appealing together. Those two are not alright but maybe that's why they could have a relationship that would be akin to watching a slow hurricane in a distance. Gorgeous but pity everyone in its path. Those lads have mental issues but both are crazy scientists, and both are prickly cats, yanno?

I FORGOT MADAGAI HOW COULD I SFJKHD YALL KNOW WHY PPL SHIP THIS SHIT AND ME TOO OK

nOTP

nothing comes to my mind atm

random headcanon

A dumbass ace. And he is a dumbass. Well, more like mentally ill, not like those two things cancel out, but he really genuinely didn't question a moment when he heard a voice in his head say "do x thing" and he just fucking goes and does it. If you ask me, that guy even without zetsu around has some real fucking issues that are either exploited (hashi i see you you fucking whore) or misunderstood... And his power makes it dangerous because he can achieve all that he wants.

unpopular opinion

fem madara superiority ganggggggggggggggggg aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

song i associate with them

Some are: Not Worth Remembering (Turk Dietrich Remix) by SONOIO, Tomorrow by Lorn, Sweet Shadows by Daughter Darling, NO FEAR by §E▲ ▓F D▓G§, Mavericks by Johnossi, Arzusun by Niyaz*, Candy Shop by Andrew Bird's Bowl of Fire, Szamar Madar by Venetian Snares, The Elm Guest House by Gefradah, Velvet Divorce by Sneaker Pimps*, Begin Again by Purity Ring, SINKING by Diskette Park, Subterranean and Empires Lost by melodysheep, Voices in the Static by Hybrid*.

Songs marked with * are 6P specific... Yeah.

favorite picture of them

bitch

[fumikomiyasaki]

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

Sterling & Odel

Sentence starters

For once on encouragement of Brid who said Odel shouldn't worry about her that much he took the opportunity to stop by one of the Serendipia dorm parties out of curiousity.

It was quite crowded and chaotic to say the least... quite the different atmosphere from the forrests in his dorm. After a while of walkign around looking but not really joining the dancing and the middle of the crowd he suddenly noticed some red eyes upon him looking curiously.

"Are those crystals on that wand real? In all you seem like quite the magician."

As he turned around a white haired pretty gentleman looked at him with a light smirk... one that caught his interest.

"The name is Odel Aradia, Vice leader of Forodwyn and High class Magician of the dawnwoods. You would be right to assume the crystals are real, I collect them."

"Oh my, if that is so you probably also collect tomes as well... call me curious about you."

He knew what he was, even if he tried to hide his fangs he noticed from his aura he was talking to a Vampire... not that he minded it... but he wanted to see where this went.

"Someone has an good eye for things, how about you share your name as well?"

"Sterling, Sterling Silverheel... but you may call whatever you want."

They both sat down on some rocks and started to chat a little about another.... Odel was quite fascinated about some of his take as well as drawn in to his beauty quickly...

"You know... if you say your dorm is a forrest too... maybe we should have a nice midnight walk together as well there.~ For a Silverwolf like yourself Odel, I can always make time."

“Are you flirting with me?”

“You finally noticed?”

An honest amused laugh came out of Odels mouth, taking the hand of Sterling and returning with a smile.

"Well if you want to sway someone like me who lived for a while you are not doing that bad so far... I could show you around my archives then. Just stop by when you have time."

"Now that is something I look forward to... may we see each other soon, mister handsome magician."

After that most of the party was too loud for him that he didn't find enjoyment but at least he met someone who was to him more intriguing to get closer to.

[thiefscant]

all's well that ends...

#THIEFSCANT;; an independent, selective, and private roleplay blog for ANAIS EVERNIGHT, my tav aka the PLAYER CHARACTER from baldur's gate 3. my name is bean (32, they/she) and i will be your guide! pls don’t hesitate to approach with questions or plot ideas. i'm here for it all!

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GENERAL: SELECTIVE AND PRIVATE. this means i’m particular about who i follow and i will only write with mutuals. my blog is semi-iconless (depending on the muse/if i feel like making icons or not). NOT SPOILER FREE. NO GODMODDING, metagaming, etc. EXCLUSIVITY IS RARE but not unheard of so you can find my mains/exclusives list here 

WRITING: I USE PRIMARILY THIRD PERSON PAST OR PRESENT TENSE. i'm not entirely comfortable roleplaying in first or second person (yet). when it comes to verb tense, i'll often check to see what my partner is most comfortable using and go with that. i can do one-liners or multipara threads, but longer things will likely take a bit more time.

SHIPPING: I SHIP CHEMISTRY, and i do not force ships because i’m not a monster. i definitely enjoy a good romance, but platonic and queerplatonic dynamics, rivalries, etc. are just as interesting to explore! i am unlikely to ship romantically with more than two portrayals of a canon muse, so as to ensure things don't get stale for me or my partners.

FOLLOWING/UNFOLLOWING: IF I FOLLOW YOU, IT MEANS I LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE GOIN' ON AND WOULD LOVE TO INTERACT. it doesn't have to happen immediately, just down the line! i'll give most folks at least a week to follow back (thus indicating mutual interest in writing together at some point) before unfollowing. but if i really enjoy your blog/portrayal, i may stick around as a passive follower so long as i am welcome!

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[sweetmage]

hi i cant get a read on you. do you support anders or just like him because your blog confuses me

Hello, anon! Admittedly, I am not 100% sure how to answer this?? I also don't know what exactly you're asking or why.😅 /gen

But! Assuming this was asked in good faith, I will try my best to provide an answer!

It's kind of hard to answer "Do you support [insert character here]?" with a simple "yes" or "no". 😅

If you mean ideologically then yes, of course I support Anders! He and people like him have faced a horrid amount of abuse and oppression and are on the brink of being outright exterminated. He and many others tried to walk the peaceful route and just look where that got them? He was working with the mage underground, running a clinic, passing out pamphlets, and trying to help how he could, but things only kept getting worse. He took matters into his own hands because it became clear no one else could or would.

Do I support everything he does? Well no, not really. For starters, he's quite cruel to Merrill which I personally find detestable. He's also pretty awful to Fenris, even though that goes both ways. And so on and so on.

Does my Hawke support him? Well, in theory! He supports the intention and idea, but he is very hurt that he didn't talk to him first and instead chose to trick him, didn't factor him into that plan, didn't allow him time to plan a safe next move, and he's disturbed and hurt that his boyfriend assumed he'd be fine with just killing him. But he still loves him dearly, wants to stay by his side, and longs for a life where they (as well as other mages) can live freely. They are on the run doing medical work together for people in need. ���️

For what it's worth, I like all of the main characters in all of the games, even the ones who I heavily disagree with and think act like shitheads sometimes. I mostly just like characters based on whether or not they are interesting more than anything. And I think Anders is very very interesting and complex!

But yes, I like Anders! Very much! I hope this has answered your question at least somewhat. Sorry that it was so long!😅

[grievedifferent]

the princess bride sentence starters. accepting !! // * @luxcruor

❝ i told you i would always come for you. ❞ - sam

she's proven that already, hasn't she? back there on the mountain? why is she telling me this now?

her stare is held hard, harder than he can almost bear to stomach, but those green eyes of his hold fast; faster than he thinks he can, and he clenches his hands together so tightly that he feels the blunt tips of his nails dig deeper with each flex. sam.

❝ is that why you came here? for me? because i ... i wouldn't blame you if it was for you, you know? for closure. that's the only reason the others even talked to me. ❞ a lapse. ❝ ... i don't expect you to forgive me, sammy ... sam. ❞ inhale / exhale. ❝ i was going to reach out to you next, actually. that's why i'm a little surprised you show up here on your own. i just didn't ... i didn't know what to say. what to say to make you come, or even ... even take my call, you know? ❞

but here she is, sitting on his dull couch in his dull apartment. everything is so opposite of what it used to be; of what he used to be. his old room was filled with clothes, books, posters, trash, and other various items any boy of his age, status, and interests would possess. now? his home is a reflection of the self — of himself. it's hollow. he's hollow.

❝ i assume you came for answers. i don't know how satisfying you'll find them, but i'll do my best. that's the least i can do, right? right ... ❞

he offered to get ashley's books published. he's currently waiting to hear back from her on that. is that a bribe? he's often asked himself. or am i just being nice? was i ever just ... nice ??

❝ ... so, uh. fire away. ❞

[onegatorartist]

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-You can call me Sixmun or Sixalt. I prefer masculine pronouns.

-I have around 8 years experience roleplaying of off Tumblr,3 years on site.

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-This is a open ask/RP blog. You are free to throw a post or a ask at me however and whenever you wish. You can also specify verse,otherwise I’ll likely assume it’s ‘Main’ verse generally. I do hold the right to refuse what I want,but I am a pretty laid back guy. I’m hard to trigger.

-I’ll likely turn down muses of certain fandoms,due to lack of interest or general dislike to such a fandom. You may message me to let me know what your muse hails from.

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(More to be added later,as this blog grows and changes.)

[sublimesaladmusic]

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pretend luggage

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[solarpsion]

Rules and info

-You can call me Sixmun or Sixalt. I am male and prefer masculine pronouns.

-I have around 10+ years experience roleplaying of off Tumblr.

-Please be friendly and respectful to the mun and his friends. However feel free to attack the muse.

-No godmoding or such please.

-Please have decent grammar,spelling,and at least put more than one sentence. However sentence starters are fine. At least the one from memes. I won’t ask much else otherwise.

-I ask you have a about page or some kind of info if you have a OC. It’s hard to work off nothing.

-This is a open ask/RP blog. You are free to throw a post or a ask at me however and whenever you wish. You can also specify verse,otherwise I’ll likely assume it’s ‘Main’ verse generally. I do hold the right to refuse what I want,but I am a pretty laid back guy. I’m hard to trigger.

-I’ll likely turn down muses of certain fandoms,due to lack of interest or general dislike to such a fandom. You may message me to let me know what your muse hails from.

-Please do not reblog anything with the #RP; tag in it unless it’s stated to be a open starter or you are someone I have tagged or mentioned. You can like it however.

-I am open to shipping,and welcome to anyone who wants to try and our characters have chemistry together. Also if I don’t catch onto such,feel free to message me. This will also be a multi-ship blog.

-I am over 21 so gore and other forms of nsfw is fine. Smut not allowed here.

-You can contact me if you wish to drop a thread. I can respect and understand if you wish to,specially if you tell me.

-You can always IM me to get my attention. You can also IM me to plot with me too. I can be a bit of a lurker sometimes.

(More to be added later,as this blog grows and changes.)

[mythvoiced]

❝  why so silent?  ❞ hermes

@astremourante | PHANTOM OF THE OPERA / SENTENCE STARTERS

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Contrary to popular belief - that he himself nurtures into building such a reputation - Hermes is busiest among the Gods. The other Olympians don't have to actively keep to their tasks to continue being the divinities of their domain. The oceans and the skies continue to thrive even without Zeus and Poseidon to constantly keep them alive.

Artemis spends most of her time away in the woods, surrounded by nymphs and silence; Apollo glows whether or not he's in the sky and makes sure he glows near some beautiful youth who'll slip into his arms before they realise what they're getting themself into.

The only other divinity busy as he is is Hephaestus, and that usually by choice, where Hermes is always running, delivering messages or souls, above, below, and beyond, because he has to.

Because... he's the least obedient and the most ordered around god in the entire pantheon.

So, one might argue that the reason he isn't floating around Amelia's head for once, trying to breathe into her skin to soften her enough to crawl under it, is due to the heavy bag he's methodically digging through, reading notes, making them disappear into nothingness with the snap of his fingers, focused and for once apparently intent on organising himself in some capacity.

And one might even be right.

More correct, though, would be assuming that he's using this sudden burst of a thirst for order to his fullest advantage... to drag that question out of Amelia.

When he turns to glance at her, he does so without the mocking blinking or the sound-shattering width and speed of his easy smile, a trickster god, accompanied by the sound of coins dancing around while he speeds across the sky.

He looks at her as though tolerating what he's stuck tolerating, like a god looking down at a mortal, wondering offhandedly who had even put it there.

Then his head tilts to the side, and the smile returns. Tastes a little like his caduceus in flames, tastes a little like burning feathers, tastes a little like broken bones and his father's thunder in his veins, tastes a little like a despot setting a town on fire because one man had wronged him with the wrong kind of smile at the wrong time, in the wrong place.

Gods can devour with wrath as much as with lust.

He leans down. There's a respectable distance between their faces, but he can still count her freckles like this, pronounced just enough, reminding him why exactly he wants to count them with his tongue.

Oh, the things he could do with his ton-

"You're getting on my fucking nerves, Amelia," he says, pleasantly, kindly, low through his smile, dropping the words directly onto her lips, towering just enough for it to matter.

Then he pulls away, and his smile fades into something softer.

Not soft per se, just... easier. Casual. Just a guy. Just a god smiling at a prey he's decided against eating just yet, a satyr he's not quite up to skinning today.

"Though, I'm assuming that doesn't matter to you, does it?" he plucks a bundle of letters out of his leather bag, neatly tied together with an old, yellowed string. It loosens the knot on its own, ancient Greek lettering rearranges itself on the paper to become legible once more.

The paper is wet, dripping slightly.

"These river Gods, by the sky," he complains, mutters into a sigh, before he starts shaking the bundle, droplets flying in every direction, the drying technique of the century.

Pleasant and cold, smiling at Amelia once more.

"I'm not like my father. I respect a 'no'. But I'm not like my brother either. I will leave. I will lose interest. Do you owe me anything? Why, no, why would you. Are you getting on my nerves acting as though I owe you something?"

He lifts a corner of the first letter. Disgusting.

"Yes."

He throws the undle onto Amelia's table, since this place and maybe the whole world belongs to him, apparently. Then he turns, leans into Amelia's space again.

And this time, he's close enough to bite her open if he wanted to.

"I think it's time we define some official rules for this little game of ours, don't you think?"

[cursedfortune]

It was a good thing the witch had laid down cushions for when the sedative had kicked in. It was twelve hours at least before the poison finally was defeated, her regeneration swiftly correcting any damage done to her insides as though they had never once suffered. But she stayed asleep with the help of the sedative, with the help of the energy she expended to cast a twofold curse and injure herself so terribly just to take herself out of the equation.

None could say the witch didn't suffer for her duties. The pain the poison caused was one she felt the echoes of still. Like acid eroding her organs, her bones, damaging her and causing collateral everywhere it spread. When she awoke her hand dragged over her face, a low groan escaping her lips - the first sound to be uttered in nearly two days from the witch who hadn't been seen nor heard from. But he had asked her to accomplish a task and so she delivered.

What she hadn't expected was to find Joffrey standing by her. Mortem's hand dropped from her face as she eyed him, silently inquiring on his appearance in her chambers before noticing the scrolls. That must be why he was in a pleasant mood - her curse worked. Of course it did.

With a soft huff, she pushed herself to sit up at the very least for him as she listened. It took her a moment to register what he had said. Our wedding. Confusion flickered across her face before she just assumed he meant he had decided on a betrothed his mother had picked out for him. But her suspicion grew. My lady. He never called her such before. He couldn't really- Her eyes flickered down to where he drew close and placed a hand over hers. It must have been the gentlest touch she has ever witnessed him do... and it was to her. His words made it clear he put two and two together on what she did to herself to make sure his order was carried out.

...And the point about it being our wedding was made clear. He was staking a claim on her hand. The witch couldn't hide the surprise even if she had wanted to, staring him in the eyes. He was speaking about the wedding to come and the arrangements he had already made - clearly a thing he decided on during her recovery sleep. A decision he had made without even asking her first.

This wasn't the first time a king had sought to utilize her power through having her hand in marriage, but past kings weren't are deranged as Joffrey. She needed to be careful with this clever one.

"...Your Grace, I am flattered by your interest but I'm your advisor. I'm not a candidate to be wed, last I checked. You have two women deemed most suitable to choose from, among other nobles your own age." He was an adult but it seemed just barely. Surely he realized she was much older than he? "Those women are more suitable for you to wed. They have useful influence and can produce heirs for you, for starters." Even if they lacked her power.

Mortem may desire to break the cycles of old, break the rules and establish new ones. But she doubted the possibility of witchling heirs was what anyone envisioned. This was a ploy, Joffrey surely knew he didn't need to go this route to obtain her loyalty. She willingly came to him to aid him on her own. Marriage wasn't necessary... and it certainly would do nothing but piss off Cersei.

THE WITCH OF THE SOUTH KNEW WHAT HE WAS - He had only pulled back layer only a little bit and let her have a small glimpse of what he truly was. The rumours about him that spread throughout the lowborns within the city - right into the countryside and into the kingdoms he ruled over - they were of course all true.

Everything that had ever been uttered in a hushed breath was true.

He had done the things people claimed he had, but none would ever say such things to anyone other than their own kind and even that was dangerous. The king sought out these people and he took - parts from them. The tongue of a musician who insulted his father. The hands of a man who had dropped the glass that was to improve his throne room. The life of whores his uncle had sent to him one fateful night. It was all the truth, any who angered the king had a habit of vanishing one night without so much as anyone even uttering a word that they ever even truly existed in the first place.   

The witch had asked not once about going to the low parts of the city and now he had given in. Talking about such things was new to him, but she understood then. She understood him and why he did what he did. A king could do as he wished, say what he wanted - punish anyone that he picked and no one could do a thing about it. As when she would awaken he was standing within her chambers looking at her, two scrolls within his hands as well as he smirked.

“We shall go in the coming days to the commoners, they wish to see the man who won the war for them- best get this done with before our wedding. It had best be everything you had promised and more. The last time I walked among the people they dared raise their hands to me, if it should happen again then I will slaughter them all like pigs and be done with it. And my lady - you have done well, there will be no more wars. Once I have my Uncle Stannis head - none will ever challenge me again.” 

The hour was late and he turned his head for a moment and smirked for the time being, a great deal has happened since she has slept, a great deal indeed, how quickly things can change, for those who wish for them hard enough.

“If such a thing were to happen to you, if you are to do such a thing again to yourself, you are to tell me and only me. You are no longer spoken for by another - you are mine now.” There was a small smile as he tried his best to return her affection, it was alien to him almost to show anything - any emotion to anyone else in his life as he placed a hand over her own.

“I have made my own preparations for the wedding to come for me.” There was no harm in it now, the wedding would soon be upon them and the king had made his own plans for the day. 

“There will be a performance, dedicated to the war of the five kings and my victory - and I know you will enjoy it very much so. The war is over, Rob is dead, Stannis is dead, and right now, there heads are being brought to me, I have won the war of the five kings on my own.”