#that instantly come to my mind

[uselessalexis165]

“We need more complex characters!”

You guys can’t even handle them lmao

[respected-coconut]

Another twitter meme

Og

[lunarharp]

orufrey collab with @perplexingly, i did the lines and she the colour & composition guidance 🖤🤍 i was so grateful for the chance!

the lyrics are translated from الكون جنة معاك - an arabic cover song by palestinian singer elyanna.

[copypastus]

Poly+ ACOTAR Week - Day 3 Secrets (Feyre/Tamlin/Rhysand) @polyacotarweek

I'm weak for 'two enemies put aside their differences coz they love me more than they hate each other' trope and I was somewhat sad that's not where Feyre's love life went. Just think of the possibilities.

[telekitnetic-art]

LOUDEST WARGLLGLLRARLLLR EVER

THE BEASTS

[slightlytoastedbagel]

the way that Vivid Bad Squad became a thing on a spur of the moment decision because "hey we both want the same thing and have this shared pocket dimension so we might as well???" and now they're the most important people in each other's lives who they're going to go around the world with and didn't even need to consider going back to the duos because they're a TEAM

[protagonist-art]

"Uh- I'm Arnold. Bennett. It's profoundly difficult to get your lifes works and studies accepted if your name isn't... yes, oh! Are you a fan of moths, sir?"

NEW RDR2 OC!! a reclusive, clumsy entomologist and bug collector; cooped up in his study of uniformed clutter

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

I think he’d like it more if you did bite back I think he loves taming people. Like how only He could deal with Gojo. He doesn’t mind you biting back like an animal cause the second you become pliant he’ll know he won. I love the image of him just following you around listening to you bitch about him and he's just smiling cause so what if you're mad at him? At least you're thinking about him. I think he wouldn't be able to handle nonchalance it would make him go crazy. Feel however you feel about him but at least make sure to feel something. I don't think he cares if you leave teeth marks in him cause at least they're your teeth marks.

REMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I FEEL SICK TO MY STOMACH NO ONE GETS ME THE WAY YOU DO IM LYING ON THE FLOOR AND BITING MY FIST.,…..,

ok so first of all. just picture me screaming this to you at the top of my lungs: YOU GET ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU GET IT YOU GET IT THAT’S EXACTLY IT!!!! he LOVES taming people. he loves how difficult you get because it makes your rare bouts of softness so much more valuable. it really is like having a feral pet who hisses and bites you and scratches and scratches but then they lick the wound and you’re like 🥺🥺🥺🥺 awww….. that’s geto with you. he’s endlessly patient!! he loves you so dearly!!! he just thinks you’re the sweetest little thing even when you’re trying to make him mad. but you never could!! he could never be mad at his angel!!

I don't think he cares if you leave teeth marks in him cause at least they're your teeth marks.

^ rem im not joking when i say i had a PHYSICAL reaction to this at least one of my lungs collapsed. you’re so RIGHT. i’m holding your hand so tightly!!! you always always get it!!!! i think he even feels a sense of pride knowing you’d sink your teeth into him, that all this abundance of emotion is directed at him — you’re so so right rem!! he’d hate it if you were nonchalant or ignored him entirely but he doesn’t mind hatred. i think he even welcomes it.

i think a part of him is convinced that you’ll come around, too — that even though you hate him now you’ll be melting into his arms soon enough. he enjoys the violence but i think he enjoys the idea of the softness to come even more!! and the idea just gets sweeter and sweeter the more you bite. i don’t think anything makes him feel as overjoyed as finally getting to see you relax, curl into him, look to him for comfort…. and he always gives it so eagerly. because he knew you’d come around eventually!! and he wants to reward you for it!!!!!

like genuinely rem i see cult leader!geto as even more of a caretaker than suguru because cult leader!geto doesn’t put any limits on his love. he wouldn’t care if it was overwhelming. he mothers the hell out of you with literally no signs of stopping because he quite literally lives and breathes devotion. might even border on worship….

I’M STARTING TO RAMBLE PSHDJSH this genuinely made me insane rem 😭😭😭 tysm for feeding me ily always !!! i can always trust u when it comes to sugu <3333

[narwhalandchill]

wait aint no fucking way an actual genshin loretuber even jokingly acknowledged the rabbit hole insanity that is childe 3rd descender theories what the fuck.

is it finally legal for me to break my self imposed silence on the subject without publicly and shamefully removing all my credibility on genshin lore. please please . this is a super fucking vulnerable moment for me guysssss

(under read more bc full disclosure 100% i Will embarrass myself here. this is NOT on my top of the line Childe Theories And Analysis That I Will Defend In Court Under My Legal Name if Questioned list please understand. this is way more self indulgent and wildly speculative for me as much as i do Genuinely see there being a ground for the theory to stand on. ik when im off to the deep end JKWDKJJKWDJKWD)

like seriously be Aware this WILL be a complete mess btw you have all been warned so like no refunds accepted. if youd like to keep an image of me in your head where i am even slightly respectable and realistic when it comes to my theories please stay there. in the light. where the sun shines.

......

...

so. you have chosen death. o7

ok firstly. YES i KNOWW childe 3rd descender theory is batshit stuff thats Why i havent said shit abt it all this time bc i do Not trust myself to be truly objective on the subject bc i Want the theory to be real so bad so its like of course ill readily disregard all other possible candidates for 3rd descender bc bias. and also see it as more plausible that ajax has sth to do w that and make connections more readily. than any lore enthused person existing without his continued rent free existence in their brain for the last 3+ years. so like. yes. listen. i Know i know its prolly not real. but also i must # speak my truth .

anyway the vid didnt even fully touch on all the like. shady fucking shit when it comes to the Curious coincidences. bc like. so firstly the star thing and connections w childe

so wei did bring up the whole . ajax is released on patch 1.1 called "a new star approaches" (and also polar star is his sig) . except like Theres More bc while i was researching random childe brain rot stuff (sadly dont remember/have a link to where i first saw it) . that title in CN is even more pointedly About ajax bc apparently its about a "guest star". and a guest star again according to that post at least is specifically considered an omen of bad luck in chinese astrology. a guest star approaching = a disaster approaching. like mayhaps a ginger guy resurrecting osial or something . huh . maybe ajax Is the guestpilled starmaxxer in that title. the approacherrrrrr, even

secondly. there are some well hidden references to ajax As A Star in the fontaine AQ too. bc the act III where we go looking for him after he goes missing is called "to the stars shining in the depths" except again i have found a source (yes no link to it saved once again my bad) that its titled "to the morning star in the deep water" in chinese. which is again star singular. curious

then theres the act III official description. that goes "the moment it seized its destiny, the star quietly fell from its lofty perch". and like idk abt yall but if its fontaine AQ act III and you ask me WHOS out there seizing their destiny of all things. It Seems Somewhat Plausible To Argue that its PROBABLY referring to the guy thats out there getting teleported to the primordial sea to face the creature thats Literally etched into the stars as his constellation. like . i have a very Difficult time trying to see the star that is seizing its destiny at this moment as Anyone but him reuniting w the narwhal for the first time in a decade and his 1st thought is to throw hands JKJKWDJKWDJKWDJK

(also. "fell from its lofty perch". fell from where. falling towards where. mayhaps even................ descending?????? if Seizing your destiny is taking your fate into your own hands.... a star that Falls from its perch.... that Descends after seizing its destiny....... Curious is all i will say. hey guys do you think your vision would mayhaps begin rejecting you if you start seizing ur own destiny and thus failing to follow the "duty" of predestined fate that same vision had bestowed upon you. guys do you think a star that seizes its destiny and falls from its lofty perch would get vision error 404. guys----)

also this is a smaller thing bc i think ascension mat theories are largely fringe and not that reliable (ning guizhong reincarnation "theories" ThoseWhoKnow) but i do think it can be acknowledged as a sort of. Extension to all these curious references to stars and being A Star when it comes to childe. he does use Star Conches for ascension . so like it can be a little extra on top of the other more serious more Professionally Certified star things hoyo is curiously attaching to him

so like . a star. a star also being a thing the traveler is repeatedly called. its so quirky that this pattern continues. so thats one thing

oh and also. if childes the non-descender (bc he clearly hasnt regained that status Yet) reincarnated soul of the 3rd descender.

you know what. a dead star. if its massive enough. like perhaps massive enough in some genshin metaphysical fantasy way. to be a star that counts as a descender with a will that rivals a world. if a heavy enough. star. dies. you know. you know what they turn into---

[THERE IS A MAD GLEAM IN MY EYES. YOU HEAR BOSS MUSIC.]

Anyway Hello Dear Reader Of Mine Humble Blog Would You Like To Spare A Moment To Discuss How The All-Devouring Narwhal That Consumes Any And All Stellar Object Coming Into Its Orbit Also Known As Ajax' Reflection In Teyvat's Skies Is Essentially A Sentient Living Black Hole And How A Black Hole Is Formed When A Star Dies? No? Okay.

like wouldnt it be super fucking funny if the constellation of the dead descenders reincarnated soul is a creature that for all intents and purposes is a black hole. like. a dead star. wouldnt that be funny

and before you ask. yes i have thoughts that would make ajax & narwhal are soulmates slash halves of the same entity that remains fully compatible with the 3rd descender brainrot but i. will Not subject you people to that. theres "respectably self aware insane theory i indulge in but know the limitations of" and then theres "jens top 10 personal jenshin impact plot twist wishlist please fulfill mr dawei pwease i swear itll be peak" like ffs. it might seem otherwise given the words i am saying right now but i do have Some propriety

the divine halberd was shattered into NINE piece---- (GUNSHOT)

whoa. what a loser high on her own hopium i wonder who that was. good thing the snipers got her ass there

back to your regularly scheduled programming. obviously theres other things that would very conveniently be explained by this 3rd descender shit as well like. dead eyes. soul of a dead descender thats in Literal Pieces body wise. the dead star that carries a curse above ground upon first making contact with the truth of his being aka post abyss training camp post meeting his mirror imaged destiny in his narwhal. a curse like mayhaps bringing chaos whenever he goes. an incompatibility with the world. drawing everything into his orbit being the eye of the storm or perhaps... the Singularity???? the event horizon??? a source of endless unrest and disaster........ just like the curse of a gnosis TEE HEE .

anyway super funny how that goes. and then another thing wei didnt really. fully go into is naturally the

(DEEP BREATH)

3rd son of his family with 3 older siblings and 3 younger siblings 3rd limited character ever released with 3 names and the 3rd weekly boss with 3 phases each representing 3 unique sources of power (vision, delusion and foul legacy) a 3 petaled symbol aka the triquetra of riptide and six in-game constellations divided into 3 subgroups with 3 unique prefixes (foul legacy, abyssal mayhem, havoc in eng) 3 days missing from teyvat and 3 months spent in abyss is 3rd to wield foul legacy after surtalogi and skirk

also the first character to receive a 3rd rateup banner ANYWAY (also the possible. is the 3rd reincarnation of the original ajax thing. but yeas)

[Me When I'm In A Be Suspiciously Associated With The Number 3 Competition And My Opponent Is Childe Ajax Tartaglia]

isnt it just silly. how many times it comes up. Nobody talk to meeeee its so over

theres prolly some other things too that i have driven myself to madness with when thinking abt this but idr em right now and like . not like this is any manner of serious respectable theory anyway sooooooooo

anyway ill stop embarrassing myself now. like as i said i have been legally forcing myself into silence on this bc listen. i KNOW this is bullshit i KNOW im a deranged biased childe main who will do Anything just to cook up a fantasy version of genshins endgame lore where My Dude is at the center stage and gets to be a massive fucking deal yes 100% deserve to be disqualified on account of terminal stage blorbo bias when it comes to theories on the subject i just. the fact that this is the FIRST time i see Any loretuber person acknowledge the theory. i just had to come in here and let it be known that. Yes. ive been seeing this shit and thinking abt it SINCE 4.2 dropped since that stupid fucking note about forsaking the self and being reborn in the abyss as a holy infant or a primordial human or a descender and that somehow Thats called Ajax. of all things. its horribleeee it eats me alive

[hypovile]

How are you guys feeling about Strahd pony. He was born a pegasus btw. See my vision. Laser beams it straight into your brain

He probably has some dumbshit name like Zesty Von Strawberry

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Was soooooo happy with this phase 1 which is what made it so much funnier that I was immediately clapped by his phase 2 😂

[difty-dift]

Red Reaper ♥️

Inktober Day 9

[litchi-tea]

BRO HOW??????

[heretodefyfate]

yeah, i do agree, i don't see much ariana-inspried oc

it could be just me not looking hard enough tho...

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

Charlie, what inspired you to be the amazing cult worthy being you are today?

-💥🥝

"I am so sick of the cults."

"Your not killing people in my name, your just a murderous asshole."

"You wanna make me happy? give me shoes and soap, come to my restaurant, buy food!"

"and by the way, I have no inspirations I inspire myself, I'm the way I am because no one else can be me, and that's the way it should be."

[the-casbah-way]

i found loads of pictures of my uncle i am going 2 cry