#that i would have loved to do something cute or saucy

[flickeringquip]

Finders keepers doesn't work very well when it's thief vs. bigger stronger thief. Who knew?

Blythe the Scrapper belongs to @thedolsideblog

[a-hazbin-reader]

Hii I love your work!

Could you do a (romantic but.. crush stage) headcanon of Alastor helping the reader and the reader gives him a kiss as a thank you and Alastor is like "what the hell was that?" Reader genuinely feeling bad for kissing him and Alastor says "you should be sorry" but then Alastor starts to constantly help the reader (even more than before) and everyone in the hotel knows what he's doing but reader is dense. Then eventually alastor just bursts into her bedroom shouting "FOR FUCK SAKE WHY WONT YOU KISS ME" (maybe not that but same energy)

Please and thank you :>

I'm just gonna...combine these two...

Alastor X Reader Headcanons

✅️Romantic

❌️Platonic

TW: Alastor being jealous, DOORS, Saucy?

Description: ☝️⬆️

You gave affection freely to those around you, everyone got a hug or a small peck on the cheek

So when you're struggling with something and Alastor helps you out? It's only natural for you to give him a quick kiss on the cheek

It's his reaction to it that makes you think you made a mistake in doing so, his body going stiff and gaze dark

You step back as you start to notice a green haze around him and the glass on his monocle cracking

"Don't you ever do that again, my dear."

"I'm-I'm sorry, Alastor-"

"You should be."

And just like that, he's back to normal, carrying on like nothing had happened and humming a jolly tune

But you still feel so guilty for making him so uncomfortable, that was the last thing you wanted

So you work hard to do better, to respect his boundaries and keep a respectful distance

It's not until later when Alastor has time to think about it that he actually realizes that he kinda enjoyed it

And that he's envious of the others who now freely get to soak up your attention and affection for doing little tasks

Like Husk getting scritches and scratches under his chin because he carried a box for you

Angel getting a warm hug with lots of nuzzling and cooing, all because he used his multiple arms to help you cook

Vaggie sheepishly accepting a thank you kiss because she caught you when you almost took a dive down the stairs

Charlie and Niffty are the worst offenders, always helping you and just eating up your praise and hugs

And now whenever Alastor helps you... you just give him a meek thank you and dash off

He's left there waiting for his hug and kiss that won't ever happen

He's not jealous, he told you not to thank him with physical affection

He just didn't realize that he was shooting himself in the foot when he snapped at you

So he starts trying to tempt you into it, taking every opportunity to help you out with every little thing

Alastor will physically shove the others out of the way in order to be the person who helps you out

And he never gets the proper thank you that he's looking for

It's getting to the point where you're driving him insane with those kissy lips and warm embraces

Why won't you just fucking give him some attention!? Oh yeah. Because he ruined it for himself

You do tell him that you're grateful for him and his help, sweetly smiling at him but keeping yourself at a distance

But it's not enough, he wants what everyone else is getting and then some

He hates being excluded or not being special and it's even worse when it comes to you

Alastor's thin patience suddenly snaps when one day while he's out running errands with you

The two of you bump into Zestial and the great overlord opens a door for you, earning a soft kiss on his cheek

It would almost be cute watching you struggle to do that, considering Zestial's height

But instead...Alastor is fucking irritated 😤

Zestial takes it well and you continue to run errands with Alastor for the rest of the day even though he's visibly sulky

His ears are bent back and his eyes are furious

You wonder what you did wrong

He's a bit distant from you for a couple days after that and you miss having him around

Even if you couldn't be with him, you still liked hanging around him and spending time with him

Just when you're starting to feel sorry for yourself and thinking you did something to offend him, wandering the hotel

He shows up by your side and grabs you, miraculously stopping you from almost falling into a fucking hole in the floor that wasn't there yesterday

Charlie is to blame somehow

You're just so happy to see him hanging out with you again that you hug him out instinct

Only to realize you fucked up and try to pull away-

But Alastor's firm grip on you stops you from moving, and he's looking at you in a way that makes your face heat up

"U-uh...um...thank you...Alastor..."

He tuts at you while shaking his head, pulling you flush against him as he leans in closer

"Words won't suffice anymore, my dear~ I'll only accept one thing as payment for my heroic services~"

You definitely don't melt when he suddenly kisses you and if your arms find their way around his neck then...

Who are you to deny him his payment? Kiss that bastard until he's crawling away and begging for mercy

Me hoping I didn't just shoot myself in the foot by bringing up the door thing again..

[whateverloomis]

hihi! could I request poly!ghostface with an idol reader? afab but any/no pronouns works

The reader just enrolled in the school recently, both to be closer to LA and try and keep the public away. Reader isn't world famous or anything, but has a recognizable name. Maybe has been on a talent show and radio station a few times.

Hi! Thank you for your request anon 💖 This was a very interesting one to work with. I did a lil twist with the LA detail. I don't know if you wanted some saucy smut in here so I kept it on the teasy side, (I love this gif set 😭🙈.)

Warnings: Teasing, inappropriate touching, manipulation, alcohol consumption, getting tipsy, cliffhanger (I think?), unedited

Reader: They/Them pronouns in italics. Reader is AFAB fem presenting.

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"An independent journalist?" Sidney asked, intrigued and confused all at once.

"Yeah, like. Y'know, the people who go around asking questions about crime cases and other crazy news." Tatum answered, filling the group in with the latest gossip.

"Yeah, I got interviewed yesterday, but apparently it's like a low-key thing. Some kind of personal project that might not go public." Randy added and Sidney nodded, processing all the information.

The press being all over town was bad enough, and now some secret journalist or something? She definitely wanted to avoid anymore questions, so she took note in order to avoid anyone that might've seemed, strange? She didn't really know how to handle the situation.

"Hey, how come I haven't gotten a cool secret interview?" Stu asked, pouting like a little kid.

"I don't think someone low-key like that wants to interview your loud ass." Billy replied and Stu faked being hurt. The rest of the group laughed at the boys usual grumpy commentary.

"Look, that's the journalist." Randy whispered and stared in a -not so subtle- way. Everyone else gave their visual attention to the person and Billy raised an eyebrow in amusement. Then he looked at Stu, who also seemed a bit more interested than usual.

They didn't know what to expect from the title "journalist" when it came to appearance but it definitely wasn't this. They had a short black dress on with a cream colored cardigan sweater. Black combat boots and white knee high leg warmers that completed the casual outfit and gave it a touch of cuteness compared to the little dress that hung dangerously close to their ass, threatening to rise up at any moment.

"Well damn." Stu said in a flirty and amused tone. Tatum glared at him and then the group continued their usual chaotic conversations and speculations about the ghost face murder case.

•

Inside the campus, a memorial for Casey Becker and Steve Orth was placed at the end of the main hallway. YN was looking at every detail and every note the students left close to the couples pictures and took notes in their leather journal. It seemed like a casual thing but Billy and Stu knew what was up.

"You think they might have a lead?" Stu questioned as he and Billy walked along the hallway casually, trying to seem like they were doing anything else other than approaching the journalist.

"I don't know... But we better make sure they don't find any." Billy answered and Stu widened this eyes, excitement radiating off him.

"Hooh, what are you suggesting man? We kill them?" Stu whisper-screamed and Billy hit his friends arm. "Would you shut up? That's not what I'm saying... Maybe, a distraction of some sort... A mislead." Billy answered and Stu got even more excited. It was like a game to them, one they knew how to manipulate however they wanted to.

•

After the last class of the day, YN was ready to go to their small apartment and put the pieces together with the info they gathered about the ghost face case.

As they were putting their books and other things into their shoulder bag, Billy approached them. He seemed mysterious to YN and they instantly grew curious. Maybe he knew something about the case?

"YN, right?" He said, his tone slightly flirty.

"Yes, and you are?" YN asked, mimicking his tone and smiling up at him innocently.

Billy let out a breathy laugh, smirking. "Billy. Billy Loomis. I uh, heard you were investigating the ghost face case or something of that sort?" He said, taking a step forward and placing his hand on YNs desk.

"Words getting around huh? Yes. I'm keeping it low-key though. Not everyone peeks my interest with this." They replied and Billy raised an eyebrow.

"No? Do I seem interesting enough?" He asked, smirking down at YN as they chuckled at his flirting and interest.

"Can't deny that you do, Loomis. We can talk. My place at 7? I'd rather be somewhere comfortable." They said and grabbed Billy's hand softly, writing their phone number and address on the palm of his hand with a marker.

Billy looked at it for a second and smiled at YN, nodding and leaning on the desk. "I have a friend too, he has some pretty interesting info as well. I could bring him over, if you'd like." He added and YN thought about it for a second. Other than receiving what seemed like good insight, if his friend was just as attractive as him, they wouldn't mind that one bit.

"Sure, that's fine with me. See you at 7?" YN checked one last time. "We'll be there." Billy replied and watched as they walked past him towards the exit door of the classroom and the boy couldn't help but scan their gorgeous body from head to toe.

•

"Wine?" YN asked the boys and Billy declined. Stu was about to say yes but Billy kicked him under the table.

"Dude, f- Uh, no I'm good. Thanks-" Stu stumbled on his words and YN giggled, pouring themselves a glass. It was perfect, if YN was tipsy enough the boys would be able to twist and turn their words in order to steer YN into the wrong direction with the case. They could also get information out of them and mess around with it too. Perfect plan.

All three of them conversed easily and it got better once YN started to get affected by the alcohol. They told Billy and Stu about how they lived in LA and how it was too overwhelming to live in. After they heard about the small town of Woodsboro and ghost face it didn't only peak their interest, but it was a perfect excuse for them to move out of LA and transfer into a new college. Have a real change in their lifestyle and pursue their journalism dream.

As the conversation went on YN got more intrigued by the boys and what they were saying.

"The thing is that Sidney's dad is missing. And it happened exactly when the murders took place so, it makes total sense that he'd be the prime suspect." Stu commented and YN wrote every single thing down.

Billy was standing close to YN, leaning against the kitchen counter trying to peak at their notes, but he could barely read anything.

"So what else do you have in there?" Billy asked, not caring about keeping his intentions low-key. He moved towards YN who was sitting on a stool, using the counter as a table.

"Nothing you should be concerned about, Loomis." YN answered and took another sip of their second glass of wine that night.

Stu chuckled and placed his hand on top of YNs. "C'mon, you can tell us, we can provide a lot of info."

"Yeah, we have a friend who's a cop too, so we have good insight." Billy continued and kept walking towards YN, sliding his hand against the counter top.

YN giggled at their attempts to get an insight scoop of what they've collected so far, but maybe the boys were right. I mean, they did have a cop as a friend, so that was definitely a good source.

Billy was a few inches away from YN, leaning against the counter top. "C'mon baby, you can tell us. We can keep a secret or two." He said and placed his hand on YNs left thigh.

They were almost drunk at that point and didn't care what they did or said. They were soaked between their legs because of the alcohol effects, plus Billy and Stu being so flirty and straight forward wasn't helping with their needyness.

Stu walked over to YN and stood right behind them. He placed his hands on their arms and soothed them. "We'll even introduce you to our cop friend, it'll be a perfect link for you." He whispered in their ear and they shivered at the sound of his soft voice.

"Mm... That does sound good... but I have a feeling there's a catch." YN said. Even in their tipsy state, they could reason and detect the boys wanted something in return.

"Now we're talking." Billy said and smirked, running his hand up and down YNs thigh. "We don't want much just..." He paused and stepped between YNs legs, running both his hands up their thighs and lifting their dress up the tiniest bit. "Wanna have a little fun with you, that's all..."

"It'll be good for you babe, you'll get exactly what you want, hm?" Stu said softly and placed his large hands on their waist.

YN was nearly melting at their soft touches and in their lack of sobriety Billy and Stu's offer sounded more than satisfying.

"Mm, you have a deal then." They replied and ran their left hand up Billy's chest.

"That's what I like to hear."

[clawbehavior]

what are your pregnant gaon & gahan headcanons? embarrassed to ask this questions but I keep on thinking about gahan with a baby sobs 🤧💗

you're like me!!!! i have been thinking of pregnant gaon and parents gahan for months ✨✨ this is our time to shine anon!!! i have spicy and sweet head canons. here they are in no particular order: 

- gaon's snatch is looser after giving birth. yohan loves this because it's directly tied to gaon having yohan's child, just as he loved when gaon was tight because it meant yohan was his first. having a baby makes gaon completely unselfconscious about his body which makes their sex even spicier post kids. 

- some couples find their sex lives dwindling after having kids. gahan makes it work by taking advantage of opportunities. baby asleep after feeding and seven year old doing homework with their headphones in? gahan's all over each other in the bedroom. they're still doing it at least once a day. 

- when their firstborn was a baby, gaon used to hold them out to yohan for kisses but it's a ploy because when yohan leaned in gaon would kiss him instead. things like that which made yohan fall in love with him even more.

- gaon pumps so they can switch off every night on who wakes to feed the baby but it's really every three nights because yohan wants gaon to sleep properly to recover so he sleeps lightly in order to wake first when their baby cries

- yes, yohan does taste gaon's milk. it tastes sugary, like the remaining milk at the bottom of a cereal bowl. it's not often because they need to feed the baby, but sometimes as a lil treat 😋

- one time gaon nestles against yohan while feeding so yohan can watch their bby feed over gaon's shoulder with one arm supporting gaon's holding the baby. gaon's exhausted, so he falls asleep mid feed and yohan holds them both so their baby can finish. 

- the first time their baby had a vaccination, yohan's alpha instincts went into overdrive at his baby's wail, pheromones flooding the room. as soon as his baby was bandaged up, yohan scooped him up and held him against his cheek and murmured soothingly to him that he was okay, that his aboujie had him, that aboujie wasn't going to let anyone touch him until their baby calmed, feeling safe and secure

- yohan takes an almost anthropological fascination when his baby hits the terrible two's stage and their favorite word is 'no!' because even when his toddler is running around in a fit of incandescent rage, they're still soooo cute. he's a big softie. but he learns to reign it in a little so as not to encourage bad behavior or to make gaon the sole disciplinarian. still, things that easily irritate other parents don't bother him. he loves his goofy ass angry ball of adventure 

- their firstborn child is the spitting image of yohan with his father's same protective instincts and shyness. his son owns a comb. many combs in fact but he still lets his hair fall in his eyes. gaon liked to crouch in front of their kid (so tall now!) and comb the hair out of his eyes while teasing him until he broke into a wide grin and nuzzled his face against gaon's. it healed something inside yohan to see it happen  

- their second child, a girl, has yohan wrapped around her tiny finger and not just because she has gaon's straight black hair and saucy temper but because yohan has a soft spot for cute baby girls in cute little outfits and cute little pink dresses and it has never left him

- yohan doesn't understand why his son randomly starts making it a habit to gift yohan marigolds that he picked on his way home from school, but he shrugs and accepts his good fortune then adds them to the vase of fresh flowers gaon leaves on his study table every morning 

- gaon is stunning in any outfit but yohan's favorite is when gaon wears nothing but his wedding ring, lying in their sheets

- when gaon is in charge of the baby while yohan is at an after work event, he dresses them up in yohan's glasses, tie, and button down then face calls yohan and keeps the baby up front so the first thing yohan sees is his kid just swimming in yohan's shirt with yohan's reading glasses slipping down his face and grinning with glee. it makes yohan laugh out loud during a speech and then he has to play it extra cool during the rest of the night to rehabilitate his image 

- people talk about there being a number one and a number two in a marriage but on some things yohan takes the lead and others gaon does and no matter what they feel they always show a united front to the babies and solve their disagreements in private

- yohan would like five kids. gaon tells him in no uncertain terms that two is enough. ofc what happens is he's lax with his birth control and gets pregnant again and yohan tells him he'll support whatever choice gaon makes so gaon decides to go with it. i'll let you decide if it's twins! 

you must be brimming with gahan mpreg ideas, anon! feel free to drop them in the ask box or here in the chat so we can scream about the lawful husbands together

[tempural]

❄ Fannish Origin Story:

Crossposted from my mastodon/fediverse account.

🐣 The Beginning

The first "fannish" thing I can remember doing is live action roleplaying Final Fantasy IV characters with my neighbor. We were still playing SNES games when everyone else was on the ps2 and xbox grind… She was Rosa so she could date the main character Cecil. And I was Rydia, and I had to date Kain. Which I was fine with cuz Rydia's cute and Kain was cool cuz he had dark dragon armor and shared a name with Kane my favorite wrestler.

(Looking back, Rydia/Kain is kind of an insane age gap ship (she starts as 7 and time skips to a vague adult age later, while Kain is always an adult) that SOMEONE could do something with. I think in canon Rydia wants to eff Edge though (not to be confused with COPE))

I developed an interest in Final Fantasy, emulating some of the other 2D games, buying FF7 for my cousin's ps1 for ME to play, and playing FF8 at my mom's friend's daughter's place. I never finished FF8 cuz it crashed and wiped all the memory at the end of the first disc lmao. As a wee lad, I looked up pornographic doujin for FF7 specifically, on a site called SoDaSexy. I was looking for Vincent Valentine doujin. I wasn't that interested in Cloud x Sephiroth, and I didn't feel anything for Cid x Vincent or Sephiroth x Vincent, but I acknowledged that I was looking for yaoi. There was a monster x Vincent Valentine doujin that drew my attention though!

I think that's where my strange snake fujo ways come from - I have an uke fave, but not always a favorite ship with a specific character. Sometimes you just want to rotate your fave in the torture cube. Mob x Fave, Fave in Distress, and Fave Zerkin' It are often my favorite flavor of work to look at. But it's hard to explain in words to people who prefer a ships to faves.

I also remember reading a non explicit Yuffie x Vincent fic on ff.net that caught my attention. One of my original Gorl Scout x Squidward ships? Sounds funny nowadays to say that a het ship was more interesting to me than most of the yaoi LOL. Hey i dont see gender, they played into the Spongebob x Squidward onesided agegap annoying thing I always liked in the back of my mind.

🐓 The Growth

I hung around /co/ and tf2chan for my next fix of yaoi, not posting, just lurking for art, pretty much just going with the flow of whatever other people liked and not forming my own taste quite yet. So that meant shipping stuff that I forgot what J liked for their dynamics now, like Riddler/Scarecrow. I have a better memory of what I liked about ye olde TF2 ships like Sniper/Spy and Heavy/Medic. But I resolved never to become one of those annoying underage fans who latched onto Scout for his relatively twinkish appearance to turn him into a uke bishie yaoi boy!!! How the turns have tabled. Now I base my entire personality around Scoutsonas and Gorl Scouts.

At the same time, I got into boomer rock after one-too-many sleepless nights of VH1 classic. And it was inevitable when looking up photos of my favorite hair metal yaoi boyz, it would lead to tumblr blogs. So there's where I found the RPF army I desired. I started developing my own taste at this point because the pairings were MUCH rarer. Like trying to find Vince/Mick (crue) :P

I posted some art on Deviantart so I could do something with a high school friend. There was a little boomer rock RPF niche on there. It was pretty godlike when you found someone who drew them as bishie anime boyz and had their explicit art locked behind a personal site needing you to google translate Japanese for the password.

I made boomer rock OCs to use my autistic collection of 80s musician stories in my head for something. Pussywhip vs The Penetrators. The Penetrators came from a Rock Band (wii) name we used. Pussywhip was like.. damn I wish I came up with "Faster Pussycat" yknow? Jizzy (Doctor Love), Saucy (not Dave Mustaine, used as my maplestory avatar), and Johnny (played New Vegas around this time too smir were the first ones. I still draw Vicky and Angus a bit. And still add to this universe to this day :P y'all know about my ScoutSpy ACID PUSSY band au?!?

🍗 The End

I am still using Tumblr to this day LMAO. I draw comics and cartoons for a living cuz I still need to draw the strange niche yaoi I crave but can't find. I am married to my lovely manwife because we found each other through strange niche yaoi online. Fandom can be cool sometimes.

[javaghoul]

TG Character's Writing Love Letters

Akira

Emails are more efficient; do they count?

Akiras' love-email(?) is going to be direct, full of backhanded compliments, and highly unromantic. Unless you are into that kinda thing

It'll likely start off with "I find emails to be more efficient than a letter..."

Has performance appraisal vibes. Luckily, before hitting send she removes the "areas for you to work on" part

Naki

Ha ha ha let's take a cheap shot at TG's #1 reading champ 🙄

But seriously, if you think a mere love letter is what Naki needs to make his intentions known, then the joke is on you

Just ask Miza; they have 754 kids

Fella is doing something right

Ayato

If you're lucky, you'll get a text with a 😉 emoji

If you're lucky and he's tired, he'll accidentally use the ❤️ instead

Nishiki

Dark horse - he's good

During his absence from Kimi, he wrote numerous letters which he never posted

He kept a couple, which he gave to Kimi when the world started going back to normal

Anyway, the letters were not only lovey dovey, but unbearably sad

He can express himself extremely well when he wants to. He doesn't use flowery words or flattery. His letters are honest and heartfelt

Eto

Her letters are much like her novels: open for interpretation

Saucy though

Tend to lean towards being dark, moody, and almost hostile?

They're handwritten (she has beautiful penmanship btw)

Eto enjoys writing them as much as she enjoys seeing the recipient reading them... Even though they can't see her

Hide

In a word: cute

It's not going to be something that rivals Shakespeare, but it does 🌟rhyme🌟

Just about

Very sweet, simple, and makes you smile

Written on the back of a Big Girl flyer

Kaneki

Ken is a talented writer... When he's thinking about what to write

When it comes to it, he bottles it and turns to books

He'll find a passage that describes his feelings completely and copy it out

"You asked me how I feel about you, well this is it..."

Uta

If he's writing one in the first place, he's likely screwed up somewhere

It won't be asking for forgiveness or apologizing, but it will say how he is a slightly better person for you being in his world

Uses a lot of imagery, especially when describing what he'll do to the world if you and he are not a couple in it anymore

Yomo

Smiley face on a post-it note guy

I don't think his literacy is the best, which puts him off writing

Which is a shame because his would be similar to Nishiki's

So yeah, smiley face on a post-it note which turns up sporadically on mirrors, or the side of a coffee mug the morning after

May add a "you look beautiful sleeping" if he's in full wordsmith mode

Shuu

Of course he is on this list, duuuuuh

His letters are extra af

He has the vocabulary, the culture, the creativity, to turn letter writing into a full-sensory experience

Which is precisely what he does

Hand written (in fountain pen, handmade paper), and the ink corresponds with the mood he wants to convey

Very poetic. Flows well. Also NSFW

11/10 contains half a pound of rose petals in the envelope

[sunflowerxthoughts]

Mastermind [A meet cute] Rockstar!Eddie MunsonxNepo!Reader

First installment of the series: how they met. There is a lot more to come but!!! I’m having a lot of fun with this one. {Masterlist}

This story is +18 and simply fluff. MINORS DNI or you will be blocked. Thanks! Requests are open as always and thank you for reading.

Eddie fucking hates red carpets. The flashes blind him, paps screaming at him make him mad and even if he has has the shittiest of days he has to be nice to the interviewers.

Today is a little different. Yeah, it still sucks but him and the boys have been invited to Angel Valley’s 20th anniversary gala. His favourite band after Metallica had invited Corroed Coffin to their anniversary event and he is still pinching himself. 

And most importantly, he was hoping to meet you. The sweetest face in the world and enchanting eyes, he’d seen you in magazines, followed your instagram and had the stupidest crush on you.

Contrary to what one might believe, you were far from the kind of girl people thought he’d go for. A casual style but still chic, always the right amount of flattering make up and kind disposition. Quite literally you two were midnight and sunshine. 

You knew Eddie, who didn’t? The bad boy persona with a touch of awkward, the long hair and the soft parts you knew he had in him, he was, in your eyes, dreamy. When you saw him in the guest list you made sure to line up his turn with your turn so that you could bump to him. Your plan for the night was to get his number, at least he could become a good friend. 

Sure enough, Eddie was being interviewed when you started taking your first pictures.

“So Eddie, how is the new album coming along?”

“Oh!” Same fucking opening question before the saucy ones, he knows. “Yeah, it’s looking great! We have been experimenting and we are very excited!”

“Who are you looking forward to meeting the most tonight? Some lady maybe?”

“I’m in a room full of my heroes John, my love life is really the last of my thoughts as of now.”

“Ah ladies and gentleman, the eternal bachelor from Corroed Coffin!” Eddie refrains from punching the life out of the man. “What about the most talked about lady here tonight?”

Eddie instantly turns to look at you, effortlessly posing for the camera and he thinks he might faint. You looked like something out of his daydreams and he worried he would have actual drool trailing down his chin.

“I feel like my hands are tied here mate, her dad invited us here and I’m not about to get kicked out. Again, these people are our heroes.” 

Seeing as Eddie won’t spill anything, the man ends the interview and he makes his way next to Gareth and the boys, who oddly enough are sat in the same table as Metallica. Of course you had changed the sitting arrengements so that he’d be in your line of view for the night and it was only a bonus he was sitting next to fucking Kirk Hammett.

The dinner goes smooth, a few speeches here and there, a bit of music, good food and of course some shared glances and a dust of blush in his cheeks.

“You should go talk to her, you know.”

“Huh? Who?”

“Y/N, you two have spent most of the night staring at each other.”

“Oh, we met after the red carpet actually, but I don’t think it’s a good idea, Kirk. Her dad is right here and they’ve done so much just inviting us.”

“You are one of the big names now, Munson. Just as important as anyone in this room. Besides, look at her.”

“Yeah she is beautiful but-“

“And borred out of her mind. She loves this things but we’re all a biiiit older than both of you, I bet she’d love a friend right now.”

Eddie takes a deep breath and as everyone goes to mingle on the makeshift dancefloor (who would’ve thought most of these people enjoyed the ocasional Abba) and talk to old friends and familiar face, he makes his way to the chair next to you.

“Hi, we met in the red carpet before! I’m Eddie.”

“Eddie, I do remember you. Not that I’m complaining but what are you doing here?”

“Just figured you’d like a friend, people here are…”

“You can say they are older dude, it’s fine” you laugh and he can’t help but laugh along.

“I’m just going to say it, I thought you were spectacular in Romeo and Juliet.”

“You saw it? Don’t you think it’s overdone?”

“Yes I saw it! And I thought the spin on the whole thing was great, really. I don’t usually enjoy romantic stuff but it was great.”

“Ah, so the great Eddie Munson doesn’t like romance? More of a heartbreaker kinda guy?”

“Oh god no what I meant-“

“I know dummy, I’m just messing with you. We’re friends, right?”

“Right, right.”

“It’s weird isn’t it? I’m your friend yet I don’t have your number.”

Eddie feels like he might die. You are asking for his number and calling him a friend but he knows, the tone in your voice is saying a whole other thing. 

He does give you his number. You save each other names with silly emojis next to each other.  The rest of the conversation flows easily, a little bit flirty even. It isn’t until Gareth calls him over that he actually moves. He doesn’t want to but he was the one to tell the guys they had to network.

You stay sat in your chair, thinking over your interaction. He’s cute and he seems like a great friend already. It makes you want to meet the rest of the band too. This gatherings would be so much better if he just came with you on a regular basis. 

“Uncle Brian” You smile at your uncle who isn’t your uncle but he is for sure your uncle.

“So? You and Munsooon?”

“Uuuuugh please don’t tell me you and dad saw!”

“Only me, darling. He seems nice, future boyfriend perhaps?”

“Friends, just friends.

“For now?”

“I don’t know, but you know how things are in this world. He’s cute but it’d be super public. Besides, he really admires dad and I wouldn’t want to make things weird.”

“Sweets, I’m not telling you what to do. However, take him to breakfast. You never know, it might be love.”

It was the start of a beautiful, but you were just fine knowing that both his tour and your next film shared a few locations. And breakfast with Eddie Munson sounded sweet like honey. This was the start of something that could go terribly well or fucking terrible, but both of you were excited to know which one would it be. What’s life without a little adventure?

[sailorsenshishitposter]

CUTE COUPLES GET IN FREE

While this is after the two stories I'm posting on valentines day, those can be read as stand alone and are not needed to enjoy this. No cursed smut but it's still a crack fic featuring Samuraiden and Sunsoon

Sundowner wanted to take Monsoon somewhere special for their first date but he wasn't sure which option would be best. He turned on his codec and messaged Sam. "I'm surprised that he even agreed to go out with you. I'll help you but here's the thing. You gotta get blondie to join. Think of it as a double date."

Everyone knew that Jack would rather die than date Sam so he knew he would have to trick the cyborg somehow. "Maybe if I take everyone out for a group event?  Damn it, why doesn't Sam just find someone who's actually interested in em'?" Sundowner was up all night planning but he now had an idea of how to pull this off. He messaged Sam and they discussed on how to proceed.

Everyone was in the office listening to Armstrong's lesson plan. Sundowner rushed in and immediately shoved everything off the table. "What the hell do you think you're doing!?" Before Armstrong could continue all he heard was "CAN'T WAIT! EVERYONE OUTSIDE!" Unsure if there was any danger lurking, everyone decided to evacuate.

Outside of World Marshal was a black van. Sundowner immediately pushed everyone inside, acting as if he was performing a routine army drill. He got in the driver's seat and slammed on the gas. "Mind telling us what's going on?" demanded his boss.

"I just thought you guys all deserved a treat! I'm taking y'all to a theme park. Don't worry about payin' either." Mistral was the first to speak. "Wow, that's very considerate. What's in this for you?" He tried to keep calm and deny the allegations. "C'mon. Can't I do something nice every once in a while?" Everyone then gave him a suspicious look.

"Anyone think we forgot something?" Back at headquarters stood a lonely Khamsin. "Hello? Is anyone there...?" Suddenly he tripped over something. It turned out to be Bladewolf's tail. The man gulped. This would not end up well for him. As Sundowner was driving he remembered that he hadn't picked up Jack and slammed hard on the brakes.

At this point Mistral had made him give up his seat so she could use one of her many pairs of hands to drive responsibly. "Shit!" He then made a secret codec call to the cyborg and prayed that he would receive it on time. Eventually they pulled up to the park entrance. "Twinkle Park? Are you sure this isn't for five year olds?"

He was about to reassure them when a familiar face showed up. "Well if it isn't saucy Jack? What brings you here?" Raiden groaned. "That asshole told me that Sam died and I was invited to celebrate!" Sam looked hurt. "Why must you wound me, my love?" Before a fight broke out, Sundowner got everyone's attention. "Hey, we're all here now so let's just have a good time!" Raiden sighed. "Fine. But I'm not paying!"

Sam said that wouldn't be an issue. As everyone got to the ticket booth, Raiden and Sam were the first to enter, causing a noise to go off. A robotic voice came on. "CUTE COUPLES GET IN FREE!" Jack then started freaking out. "I SAID THIS WASN'T A DATE!" Sam responded by saying that he could either get in for free or pay separately. In the end he chose the first option but swore to the Brazilian that if he attempted anything then he was going to lose more than his arm.

Mistral and Monsoon were next. The buzzer went off yet again and they were just glad they wouldn't be having to pay. This left Sundowner and Armstrong. "Crap! This wasn't supposed to happen!" They approached the booth and the sound didn't go off, causing the man to realize what was happening. Armstrong let out an awkward cough. "I hope you realize that I won't be paying for your actions."

Two tickets were bought with money being docked from the mans pay. "Please just let this be worth it!" Everyone got together and looked at the park map. "All right, we meet back here by 4 PM. I'll pair off with Monsoon so that means Mistral and Armstrong will be together. That leaves Sammy boy and good ol' Jack."

Before Raiden could protest, Sam was dragging him off, hoping to find some sort of love tunnel.  Sundowner turned to Monsoon. "Anywhere you want to go yet babe?" The cyborg thought it over. "What about the drop tower?" While this was happening Mistral and Armstrong somehow wound up at the arcade.

They soon noticed the punching machine. It was currently being used by some lanky teenager who could hardly get the bag to move, giving out a pathetic score. This was getting on Armstrong's nerves. He watched the boy fail a few more times and then told him to go hop on some other machine. He took off his shirt and handed it to Mistral. She got to see his abs though so she was hardly complaining. He raised his fist and punched so hard that the machine exploded. Mistral then handed him his shirt back. "I think we should try something else."

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Now it was Raiden and Sam. Raiden had made it a point that if he was being forced on a date then he should be the one to pick the ride. "That makes sense. So where are we going pretty boy?" The cyborg let out a smug laugh. "Let's see what's the fastest roller coaster that they have."

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It turns out the tower drop isn't as fun if you've already jumped off of buildings that are higher. "What should we do now?" This was Sundowners perfect chance. "I haven't been on a Ferris wheel in ages! Let's see of it can hold all of my weight!" They than began walking towards the next ride. Now he was panicking internally. "Say something to him damn it!"

"You look different. Did you do something with your hair? Oh wait I know! You're using a new soap!" The cyborg wasn't sure why his boyfriend was asking him these bizarre questions. "You're just smelling the WD40 that I polish my body with..." Well this was awkward. "Hey look, we're almost there!"

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Mistral was standing in line with her boss when she noticed her colleague Sam. "Hey, are you guys also going on the rollercoaster?" Raiden smirked. "Why yes. Also the best seats are in the front row." He had no issues with this woman so he decided to do her a favour. "I'll keep that in mind, merci."

As everyone got aboard the ride, Raiden deliberately chose seats near the back. Sam then began to purr. "Oh bonito, you chose this place so we could have some privacy, how romantic!" Raiden was trying not to cackle like a maniac. "That's what you think!" he thought to himself.

Mistral sat near the front and waited for Armstrong to join her but unfortunately he was so large that he required his own seat. He pushed up his glasses and frowned. The only available spot was right behind Sam and Jack. He made his way over and buckled himself in, unaware of the horrors that await him.

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Sundowner and Monsoon were now on the Ferris wheel. They soon reached the top and the Alabama man felt compelled to say something. "I can't believe they made a whole theme park modeled after a castle! It makes me feel like some kinda prince charming." Monsoon then turned towards him. "I'm not following. Are you wanting me to dress up as a princess or something?" Shit. This was now even more awkward.

"No, no. What I'm trying ta say is I like ya and I want ya." Before he could continue he was cutoff. "Are you playing from your speakers again?" This was the second time he had an issue with his blu tooth. "Darn it alexa, stop playing so this is love! I'm trying to do something important here!" Monsoon held Sundowners chin. "Did you do all of this just for me?"

The other man blushed. "It was supposed to be a secret!" The cyborg cuddled closer to him. "Who's my little pogchamp?" Sundowner responded "I am." The cyborg grinned. "Good. Now as a reward how about I let you throw these fire crackers at the children down below?" Sundowner was amazed and it took all of his will power not to play tonsil hockey with what was essentially a magnet.

________

There were screams. It was all over before it started. Raiden knew that Sam would most likely vomit his guts all over the place. Since most of the people were in the front they were safe. This did not apply to Armstrong though. When it hit him he screamed in rage, threatening to take the mans others arm. The ride came to an end and everyone immediately jumped out of their seats.

Armstrong was now coated in filth and was angrier than anyone had ever seen him. "WE'RE LEAVING!" He tried to contact the other two by codec. "WHERE THE HELL ARE THE THEY!" He got everyone loaded into the car and then burst through the gate. Armstrong was driving like a mad man, running over pedestrians and crashing into buildings. "Sir, where did you learn to drive?"

He would chuckle if he were in a better mood. "Mistral and I played a little game called crazy taxi at the arcade earlier!" They were doomed. Armstrong soon drove into part of the building and found Sundowner heavily making out with Monsoon next to the a panel of electrical circuit breakers. Sam gave a whistle and Sundowner tried to yell back that this isn't what it looks like.

"I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS! GET IN THIS VAN NOW!" The two of them gulped. "Understood." They arrived back at headquarters to find Bladewolf rolling around in a puddle of blood as if he were a puppy. "THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH!" Armstrong was now going to take the mother of all showers. Raiden then handed a towel to Sam and left while laughing.

Mistral then used one of her many arms and picked the Brazilian man up. "Come on, it's time to hose you down." That just left Monsoon and Sundowner. He dipped the cyborg down and leaned in closely. "Now, where were we?" Suddenly Bladewolf came in. He wanted to play tug of war with this spine he somehow found. "FML"

[uncle-cucky]

You like dolls right? Monster high, MLP and stuff. What's a good one to get for Christmas

OKAY SO.

It really depends on WHAT you are looking for and maybe what age group, yadda yadda yadda. And here are a few doll series I love to see when I go out.

MONSTER HIGH

I think the new gen of monster high dolls are SOOOO good and very cute. They have nice variety in body types and so much color. I have multiple of them just because they are just so cute. And their pricing is decent.

RAINBOW HIGH

IDK, something about the rainbow high doll's faces is just...so appealing to me, i love them all being kinda monocolored and having their own fashion styles. and i- IDK THEYRE JUST RLLY BEAUTIFUL TO ME ESPECIALLY FOR LIKE-- A BASIC ON THE SHELF DOLL LINE. THEY COME IN NORMAL SKIN TONES, COLORED TONES, B/W IDK. THEYRE JUST CUTE.

LOL SURPRISE

so im gonna break this down into 2 lines as i DO NOT like the babies but I LOVE the fashion dolls.

*LOL OMG

Besides their bug eye'd faces I think the fashion styles of these dolls to just be... so popping idk. They're fun to look at. If it's for a young kid/or you have a more conservative family who wouldn't be happy with brats I'd say be careful as they can come off as 'saucy' but tbh I think they're fine, the girlies are just fashionable.

*OMG TWEENS

So like I stated before, if maybe theyre a younger kid/have a conservitive family who may get pissy I think the tween series is a good alt as they are very toned down but still SUPER CUTE and tbh the faces fit alot better with the shorter bodies.

I'm more of a casual like... doll fan but I do know there are alot of doll channels that do talk about new releases (I personally like Darling Dollz on youtube) If any more hardcore doll fans would like to suggest some for anon feel free to reply/reblog w/e with some of your favorite doll lines for a nice christmas gift.

[01131974]

Any ideas about g!p Lee with Dale? Like maybe Dale doing juvenile shit like size comparisons lol

i hope you know i thought "g!p" meant giant penis at first LOL i actually have never seen that term before! this is saucy so i'm putting it under a readmore, y'know, for politeness... i got a bit carried away with talking about their weenies this is longer than i planned it to be!

lee would have the most perfect pretty dick in the world. long and pink with a cute round head. it would curve upwards and it'd get sooo red when it's really stimulated... she would have the cutest balls too! i don't think she would be the type to shave, so she would have a big bush. this applies to lee with a vagina as well, you could just barely see it through all that hair!

dale would love her cock so much. he'd be so giddy when she finally lets him see it for the first time! of course he would compare sizes with her, either chastising her for being smaller than him and taking it as an opportunity to infantilize her, or if she's bigger than him he would gasp and be in awe of how big she's gotten... he'd worship the hell out of it either way, taking in her scent and giving it little kisses, deepthroating it with his big fake lips... he'd swallow every ounce of come she pumps down his throat, not a single precious drop would be wasted. he would beg her to top him!

i can't truly decide wether or not she would be bigger or smaller than dale. i've already decided that his dick is disgustingly big; it hangs under it's own weight when hard and it turns this nasty strained purple color. even when he's soft it looks utterly obscene in tighter pants, think david bowie in the labyrinth. he is definitely uncut too, and i highly doubt he's washing under his foreskin. he's nasty! and let's be real here, he's absolutely had work done on his dick. you really think he just stopped at his face? i just know this guy has silicon in his balls or something. he'd probably into saline stuff too. his nuts look like two large kiwis in a long sock, they're big but they hang real low.

he also totally has dick piercings. definitely has a prince albert, absolutely has a frenum ladder. probably has a taint piercing too. also nipple piercings, i just know during his prime he loved to wear mesh shirts to show them off. it's such a shame he has no piercings in the actual movie, not even earrings or anything... imo his face should've been covered in metal! but i digress...

sorry this is super long lol i got a little carried away!

[coulsons-fullmetal-cellist]

Laundry Days

(Dieter x horror loving female)

Words: 1,039

Summary: it’s laundry day, and you catch Dieter looking

Warnings: Dieter being adorable and chaotic, really delicious food gets a mention, slight saucy suggestions at the end because it’s Dieter

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Laundry day, some may find it an unnecessary evil, you found it pleasant. Your apartment complex laundry room was empty but for you which in a horror film situation would spell disaster for the lonely female protagonist. But you may have scoped out the place since moving in and knew when it was free, like a smart horror survivor would. It’s not that you distrusted your neighbours, rather you wouldn’t want them hanging around your undergarments. Currently you were reading while waiting for the washing machine to finish its cycle. Your phone, however disturbed your reverie. You smiled when you saw a familiar name flash on the screen.

“Hi Dieter.”

“Hey, honey cakes. What are you up to this fine day?”

“Oh, I’m doing laundry,” the machine had finished so you had to tuck your phone onto your shoulder.

“Laundry? I did laundry once.”

“Oh really? When?” There was a long pause, “Are you struggling to remember?”

Dieter groaned, “It’s hard to remember back that far.”

You chuckled while moving your clothes to the dryer, “Do clean clothes just magically appear?”

“Yeah pretty much. So, were you maybe wanting some company today? I could bring lunch?”

“Maybe. Depends on what you’re offering.”

“I can bring you an Eggslut Fairfax Sandwich.”

“Have I ever told you how much I love you?”

That brought out a chuckle, “Everyday honey cakes.”

You closed the door to the dryer, “I am Brucin’ for one right now.”

“Brucin’?”

“Brucin’. ‘Cause you know, the shark from Jaws was named Bruce after Spielberg’s lawyer and I’m craving food like the shark craved man flesh,” you were rambling now, “Yeah it doesn’t really work because only I know it and I have to explain it every time so…”

“Have I ever told you how much I love you?”

That brought out a chuckle, “I should be finished in about forty-five minutes. Does that work?”

“Yeah, gives me time to get food and everything.”

You both said your goodbyes and you were left alone with your laundry and your book.

Exactly forty-seven minutes later you trudged your way up your flight of stairs and was greeted by your boyfriend with a big bag of takeout. Your laundry basket got in the way of greeting him and opening the door, so he offered to carry it for you. You swapped him for the takeout bag and led him inside. The smell from the bag was too tempting so you opened it and took out your favourite sandwich. A huge bite revealed its glorious taste of egg, cheese, and caramelised onion to your tastebuds. Dieter saw that you snuck a bite by your happy dancing.

“Hey,” he looked upset, giving an adorable pout.

“Sorry,” you mumbled through a mouth of deliciousness and gave him a kiss.

“It’s okay, I know that sandwich is good. Which is why I got you two.”

That brought a squeal of delight from you, and you gave him a hug, avoiding getting any egg mess on him. “I’ll get plates, just put my laundry basket anywhere.”

You came back to find him staring at the pile of clothes in your basket, he jumped back as if he was caught doing something untoward. “I wasn’t looking at your underwear!”

You sat down calmly next to him, “It’s fine.” You passed him a plate. “So long as you don’t put them on, I’m fine with you looking.”

“They wouldn’t fit anyways.”

You both ate a little bit before he looked at them again and said, “They’re just so colourful, compared to mine.”

“Why don’t you get yourself some?”

“Ladies underwear?”

“No, some colourful men’s underwear.”

“Those things exist?”

After you had your food, you got your laptop out and showed him a few options. “See, they have lots of colourful options.” You scrolled through, showing him. “Oh, here’s some cute ones: doughnuts, pizza, animals.”

“Oh, there’s Disney ones!”

You left him to his perusal while you put your laundry away, an occasional gasp of surprise coming from his direction. You sat back down next to him, the excitement on his face evident.

“So, find any you like?”

“Oh yeah, heaps!” he showed you a few new favourites. “And I found some Halloween ones if you want me to...”

You grabbed his thigh in excitement and gave him that crazed look only Freddy Krueger would get before killing his next victim. “You’d do that for me?”

“Of course.”

“Really?”

“Really really. If you want sexy Halloween themed underwear, then I will do that for you.”

“No one’s ever done that before.”

“Bought sexy Halloween themed underwear?”

“Well that, and also done anything like that for me. Go round in public with something that’s me themed.”

“You want me to go out in public with them?”

“No,” you rubbed his thigh where you suspected you may have squeezed him too hard, “If I bought a certain someone a horror themed t-shirt, they’d never wear it out in public because they don’t want to embarrass themselves with something like that and it would just be a waste of time and money, and so I never bothered buying things unless they were on a pre-approved list and…”

Dieter had to stop you in your ramblings with a tender little kiss, “If you want to buy me a horror themed t-shirt, I will happily wear it in public.”

“You will?”

“Yeah, you’ll just have to explain the whole film to me first in case I’m too scared to watch it.”

“You won’t be embarrassed?”

“I don’t think it’s possible for me to be embarrassed. You can try if you want to.”

“You’re just too adorable. Have I told you how much I love you?”

“You have,” he now drew close to you, “Can I show you how much I love you?” he kissed you deeply, “Your stomach is satisfied so let me satisfy the rest of you,” he kissed your neck, “Because I’d really like to.” He felt a slight hesitation in your body, “Are you okay? What’s wrong?”

“Well it being laundry day and all, I’m not wearing my best underwear, I’m a little embarrassed…”

“That’s okay, that underwear will come off so quick you won’t have time to be embarrassed.”

Films referenced: Jaws (1975), A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Lovingly tagging @boliv-jenta @simpingcowboy @ellenmunn @o-sacra-virgo-laudes-tibi @brilliantopposite187 @chaithetics @myloveistoolittle @cevans-is-classic

[indigostreaking]

headcanon request if you’re still doing them:

i would love to see the guys reaction at a bar or something where a rap song comes on and you know every word by heart and they never even knew you listened to rap

😂 I love this so much!

Warning: Danny, y/n, and Sammy are in a throuple. It’s the very last blurb, so if you don’t wanna read it, stop after Jake’s 🥰

Josh:

Sam and Danny had made their way to the dart boards, and despite begging you and josh to join, you had both declined. Instead opting to whisper into each other’s ears over drinks. You glanced towards the bar and noted Jake flirting with the cute bartender, shaking your head in amusement. “Your twin is trouble,” you said to Josh before taking a sip of your fruity mixed drink.

“He’s not the only one,” he crooned back with a saucy eyebrow wiggle and smirk. You rolled your eyes but couldn’t hide your smile.

“Oh hush,” you reprimanded playfully. “I’m gonna go pick a song. Any requests?” You asked with a sly smile. You had this thing where you tried to embarrass him by playing their music every time you found it on the jukebox, which was happening more and more frequently nowadays.

“Just pick something good, bug,” he replied quickly as you stood from your seat.

“You know me, love. If I have anything, it’s excellent taste,” you had to shout your response over the ruckus of the boys playing darts. You grinned to yourself as you turned and made your way to the electronic jukebox in the corner. You cycled through the songs, debating on picking Highway Tune just to spite Josh and his growing resentment for it. Instead, you settled on one of your personal favorites, even if you just wanted to see how he’d react still. You still had a credit left, so you picked a song to ruffle Sam’s feathers and went back to your seat. You had to bite back your smile as you held on to your little secret, the anticipation nearly killing you as you watched the queued songs dwindle. You took a deep breath, and Dance (A$$) by Big Sean started to play over the speakers. You began singing along animatedly, scooting closer to Josh and teasing him by directing every word to him. His face lit up as his smile grew. He danced along, shaking his ass and hyping you up while giggling loudly.

As the song came to an end, he wrapped his arms around you, kissing your cheek sweetly before whispering, “You are so fucking amazing.” You caught his lips with yours, squeezing as you hugged him back. The opening riff to Highway Tune began to play, and you smiled into the kiss, pulling away to hide your laughter. “And I’ll always be amazed at how much of an ass you are,” he joked before pressing his lips to yours once more.

Jake:

“Not so fast, Jakey poo,” you said as you took his phone from him before he could pick a song. “Eyes on the road, passenger picks the music,” you added with a smile and a gentle squeeze of his thigh.

“Should I be scared?” He smirked at you and turned back to the road. You loosed a sigh and bit back your laughter.

“Only if you’re scared of good music,” you teased as you scrolled through his Spotify, searching for the perfect driving song. He reached across and placed his hand on your thigh, running his thumb along your bare skin absentmindedly. You grinned when you found your favorite Doja Cat song, selecting it before sitting his phone back down. The music began, and you watched the confusion unfold on Jake’s face when Freak began to play. When the lyrics kicked in, you sang along, loudly. He raised an eyebrow and turned to see you dancing and singing along. “Daddy, the grand master. Daddy I want it faster,” you made eye contact as you sang, and you noted the bob of his Adam’s apple as he swallowed hard.

“Well aren’t you full of surprises?” He mused, running his hand higher up your thigh as he marveled at you. You offered him a wink and couldn’t help but smile as his cheeks flushed a bright red.

Danny & Sam:

“Watch this,” Danny said with a sly smile as he sneakily added a song to the queue of the party playlist. The two of you watched Sam’s face contort through stages of confusion then irrational anger as the next song came on. Without hesitation, you bounced in to action, singing all the words with surprising accuracy. Danny had picked Finesse by Bruno Mars and Cardi B specifically to annoy Sam, and it always made you giggle when they picked on each other for your entertainment. The three of you had never had a ‘normal’ relationship, but you always had fun, whether that was at home alone or out and around others. You stepped closer to Danny, dancing as close as you could manage, both of you moving your bodies to the music. “He’s coming this way,” Danny whispered into the shell of your ear causing your face to burn.

Sam stepped up behind you, placing a hand on your hip and pressing his front against your back. He was warm and his grip was strong. “Something wrong, Sammy?” Danny purred as he placed a hand on your other hip. Sandwiched between the two of them was your favorite place to be, and you couldn’t contain the giggles bubbling out of you. You wiggled to the music, purposefully grinding your ass on Sam until he leaned in and swept the hair off the back of your neck before placing a warm kiss to your nape.

“You guys suck, you know I hate this shit,” he whispered loud enough for you and Danny both to hear.

“That’s kinda the point, babe,” you replied in a sassy tone that made Danny smile. Sam landed a swift smack on the round of your ass causing you to hiss.

“I’ll let you make it up to me later,” he replied before kissing your cheek gently and brushing a loose curl from Danny’s face. “I’m gonna go shmooze, love you,” he winked as he walked away, leaving you and Danny grinning like always.

[mikuni14]

Jun & Jun Ep 1-3

I like office/workplace romances in my manga or fics, but BL series usually can't get them right because it's almost always a boss-subordinate relationship, and that's always going to be problematic in a romance. Not to mention that for me personally, inequality in a relationship is just a major turn off. How this relationship doesn't work was seen recently in Step By Step.

That's why I started Jun & Jun wary and uncertain, because I didn't want another disappointment. But I was so wrong! First of all, Jun & Jun, despite the boss-new employee relationship, used a clever trick previously used in another lovely office romance, Our Dating Sim: MLs already knew each other, they have a history, which gives their relationship an even start. The second thing is the romance happens between the characters from the beginning and the show focuses on them (this is something that SBS couldn't do and ended up rushing it and botching it up in the last episodes, actually there's more going on between MLs in 3 short episodes of Jun & Jun than in SBS for the first 8 hour long episodes). And work is an important, but still just background for the couple, it affects them, but it doesn't determine their relationship.

This year, three of my favorite Korean series showed relationships where there is someone new, "fresh" at work or school, and this person has his agenda, he is not treated like a child who needs to be looked after and led by the hand, also he's just cool and as a viewer I cheer them on right away. This is The Eighth Sense, ODS and I think Jun & Jun will turn out to be like that. In comparison to the Thai series this year, where characters presented as uke are very often just annoying and mantally childish, they can't handle their work and their relationships, often running away from their problems - literally or by getting drunk. (The series would have them have a grown up sex and act like kids at the same time.) Also I think I can even say that in these Korean series uke characters have more power than the characters presented as seme, which for me is just 🥰✨😘

What else I loved about Our Dating Sim, and what I start to love about Jun & Jun, is how charmingly and effortlessly spicy, saucy... just plain sexy these series are. AGAIN I'll compare them to SBS 😀 In SBS nothing happened for 8-9 episodes and then they suddenly jump on the kitchen counter. And then they have sex like all the time. The sexiness in SBS (and Thai BL shows in general) is usually literal, it's just sex, physical stuff and that's it. That's one of the reasons why I like Laws of Attraction so much, because the series, the couples are sexy WITHOUT having sex 😤✨ (I have to mention also SCOY and Why R U where horniness poured out of the screen, whether the characters had sex or not, although it's a bit different) The couples from ODS and J&J are sexy, but also natural and funny. They're like a real people, corny and dorky and silly. The butt slap before leaving for work from ODS, the tie and waist pulls, and the hilarious inner monologue about "solid things" in the otherwise very sexy scene of sitting on the hot dude's lap from J&J will forever live rent free in my head 💖💖💖 It's just.. it's hot, but also cute and funny and well, that's how people having crush on each other are. I don't know how to explain it, but I just don't feel when I watch them, that they're performing for me as a viewer 😉

Of course, it's only 3 episodes of Jun&Jun, so the series may still flop. But right now I love it!

[fourseasonsfigs]

Plum-Colored Long Feiye

The actual name for this fig (as rendered by my less than trusty translation app) is Sauce-Colored Night. I like to keep the names of the figs what they originally are, but in this case I'm going to render it a little less interesting. You can call him Saucy if you want!

"Night" is a way for Chinese fans to refer to Zhang Zhehan's character of Long Feiye, Prince Qin, from The Legend of Yunxi. Long Feiye's name 龙非夜 shares the same character as the one for night, 夜. I believe sauce-colored simply refers to the very unique color of the inspiration for this fig:

That being said, knowing the Chinese penchant for clever wordplay, I'm sure I'm missing some inside baseball on the name.

Our little prince arrived (mostly) safe and secure in his little polystyrene cocoon. His hairpin ended up being a liiiiitle bit wiggly where it must have knocked against something - maybe even in the factory. I didn't end up doing anything with it, since it seemed secure enough for me to not worry about it falling off, and besides, after their glamor shots for the blog here, I just put them in my glass cabinet for safekeeping.

Of course, as I say that, I look at these zoomed-in photos and quite clearly see a big 'ol crack in his hairpin up there at the top. What the heck! I couldn't see it at all when I was washing and inspecting the fig! Are my eyes this bad? I mean, clearly, but jeez. Alright, after I finish this blog post, it'll be glue time.

Aww, so solemn and stern! I mean, the overall vibe definitely fits this character.

Gosh he's cute though - look at that little top knot and adorable little profile. This is also a nice angle to see some of the 3-D effect on his costume.

I'm delighted by the slight flying shoulder effect here. It's such a cool look on costumes - I don't always love every execution of it on every costume, but the concept is always A+.

Good lord that hairpin seems to be holding on by a thread! I even, uh, wiggled it a few times when I was cleaning it to make sure it was securely on, and it was - springy? for lack of a better word. It felt pretty good. Yikes.

In uh, other news, look how cute his little hand and fingers are holding the sword. It looks perfect!

Another nice angle for the hand holding the sword. Excellent modeling there, especially given how the sword doesn't have to be glued yet is pointing down.

I don't worry that the sword will slip out at all due to the force of gravity - the grip is secure and the sword is fairly light.

Those are some sweet rosy cheeks!

I took this one a little bit later in the morning to get a little more light on him - you can see a little more detail in the sword and the costume.

Another great view of the hand holding the sword. We can also see his black boots and the matching purple leggings - it's not quite the full fledged gathered pants we see in some other figs, but it's a nice touch!

Yeah, that hairpin needs to get fixed now, it's bugging me!

There we go. A little bit of glue and it's just about as good as new! Glad that's taken care of.

No box card or box art with him, more's the pity! It probably would have been some delightfully dramatic backdrop.

Material: Resin

Fig Count: 451

Scene Count: 30

Rating: Severe but sweet!

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[raccoongodapollo]

1. i do with my mom, i'm going to have to cut my father out of my life like badly matted fur.

2. my fiancé

3. many things. most often and strongly losing a friend who took her own life and not having the courage to reach out sooner.

4. very.

5. I'm engaged.

6. in my sleep or by that one gas that kills you painlessly

7. two corndogs and some vanilla flavoured milk.

8. never

9. near constantly

10. somewhere around a year ago, i think.

11. yes, my fiancé and i have strong, very platonic feelings for my two best friends <3 love you dorks only one might see this lmao

12. heha yea. used to regularly. think the longest i ever stayed up was like 60 or 70 something and i almost offed myself lmao

13. my father. and the fucking clown guy that goes around my fiancé's apartment complex with a horn. and my fiancé's bio parents (terrible awful abusers, grandmother adopted them.)

14. yes. my friends who i don't see as often as i'd like because it's summer. and eli, RIP.

15. he's not mine he's my mom's and therefore my brother. i love him very much and he's very mean unless you feed him treats lmao. his name is little bits.

16. my ears hurt and im tired and lonely and wishing my friends were here to talk to me and give me their attention lmao.

17. yes i think? Can't remember i've made out like everywhere except an airplane.

18. only in person, love them otherwise.

19. FUCK YES.

20. my fiancé's living room right before i left

21. sleep, apply for work, play Minecraft

22. ABSOLUTELY NOT NO NO NO NU UH I'D RATHER DIE THAT KID WOULD END UP SO FUCKED UP

23. yes and just on my earlobes, saving up for more though >:}

24. maaaaath. love that shit.

25. yes. said friend who took her own life, fly high.

26. mmm chicken wings and cuddles

27. yea, but he cheated on me sooo

28. by every. single. one. of my exes.

29. yes my fiancé gets very overwhelmed very easily and will burst into tears at even the slight inconvenience or bad thought but i support them the best i can. some people just cry easier and that's okay, i love them no matter how often or strongly they express their emotions <3

30. ear hurts for no reason and now my foot is super numb too lmao

31. yes <3

32. greeeeen and also blaaaaack

33. absolutely. took me forever to actually start really fully trusting my fiancé and im starting to fully trust my besties.

34. uh i had a stress dream about school that was weird and the rest have been nightmares so bad im genuinely afraid to sleep alone for fear of waking up and then hyperventilating myself back to sleep. /gen

35. my fiancé.

36. probably yea. i think so anyways.

37. forget because i have memory problems 😎

38. yea, probably. can't remember most of it though.

39. uuuuuuh like 12 i think. 12 or 13.

40. no not yet

51 - okay so what the fuck happened to the 40s they're gone but uh chicken wings. specifically mild boneless ones from pizza hut. basically just saucy chicken nuggets, and are god.

52. fuuuuck no life is a game of random chance and the fates like to fuck with me in a recognizable pattern (when im happy everything falls apart shortly after achieving this state :])

53. cry and eat mac an cheese while inviting one of my friends to a festival next year

54. NO. NO. CHEATING IS NEVER OKAY. CONSENSUAL OPEN RELATIONSHIPS AND POLYAMOURY AND ALL THAT IS NOT CHEATING BUT CHEATING IS NEVER OKAY. BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP OR SEXUALLY ACTIVE WITH SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOUR CHOSEN PARTNER WITHOUT CONTENT FROM SAID PARTNER IS CHEATING AND IT IS BAD.

55. no people consistently describe me as sweet. unless im grumpy or with family who i dislike. then i am Very mean unless i like you, then im just a bit grumbly lmao.

56. over 10 lost count after that lmao

57. yes <3

58. cooooooold

59. never experienced it cuz i live in earth's hellhole but probably

60. yes. obviously. lmao

61. it's comforting, not necessarily cute. creepy if you're not careful

62. food and sleep and weed (cbd and thc) and my fiancé and my friends and cuddles and head pats and raccoons and frogs and ducks and possums and-

63. yes i am traaaaans woo hoo

64. nope not if i was with them we're extremely physically intimate constantly

65. panic get confused and reject them. if they're my bestie then they sure as hell know im engaged

66. lmao they know im suicidal but not what my favourite colour is so

67. my friend who works at a place that im going to apply to cuz they're hiring

68. my fiancé

69. yes lmao but not in the conventional way

70. yes. my two best friends and my fiancé. probably also my mom but she would NOT consent to that. actually none of these people would but shhhh

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[thepiinkpages]

I said I would wait until the new book came about tomorrow but I couldn't resist and now i'm stuck waiting until tomorrow. It's like a itch I need to scratch.

This post will also be a two book post.

This book was actually better than the previous book I read. I have finally decided that my favorite character is Renzo. Surrreee he tried to kill her. But why let something like that ruin it right??? He is so obsessed with her, i'm actually jealous. I know realize my type is 'I hate everyone but her'... maybe I should see a therapist about that. Renzo doesn't listen to anyone but her and I find that adorable.

I still don't like Tristan and I still feel like he was given a pass despite him treating Rhi like literal shit. Spencer is slowly getting off my shit list only because he was tortured almost this entire book.

We also find out in this series that 'the black prince' is for sure Rhi's father and im suspicious that Rhi's pet pig, Pip, is actually her father but he was cursed or something.

I love how two of her mates are so in love with her that they turn into pathetic whining men. I love it.

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

"...I want her to be pleased with me. I want her praise, her thanks, her adoration. Mostly I want her..."

"...Touch me more...P-p-please.. he says..."

"...The water is actually perfect temperature-scorching hot..." (As is should be)

"...I love you, Rihanna Blackwaters, more than anything else in this world, in this galaxy, in this universe...more than all the stars in the heavens..."

I usually only add 3 quotes but in this case I could not choose between spicy and sweet. So I gave you 2 spicy, 1 funny and 1 sweet.

Destined Dawn; Rating: 4.5/5

...SPOILERS AHEAD...

Ya'll, I literally just started this book because it just came out but let me tell you some predictions that I have made once I am finished with this book. Also, I apparently am dumb as balls because none of my predictions came true... I would never be a fortune teller *sob*

In the memory that her aunt stored in Rhi's brain she says she will have to give up Pip (her pet pig) in order to truly tune into her power, I predict that something will happen to one of her mates and she'll be forced to give up Pip. Or maybe Pip is killed and she loses control of her power but her mates bring her back.

In terms of this book so far, the killing of her father was very fast. I assumed it would've been dragged more but he was killed within two or three chapters.

Also, I am LOVING Spencer in this book. He's so attentive and sweet to her *sigh*. Love, what can you do? Am i right? But my favorite is still Renzo. He's just the type of guy who if given the choice whether to save the world but Rhi dies or the world burns but Rhi lives, he would choose Rhi. I know y'all can't see me but my face looks like I just ate a lemon.... I'm so jealous. Azlan, at first was my favorite because he was the first one who accepted her as his mate the easiest but after the first book and second book, he fell off for me. I feel like if he was given the same choice as Renzo he would choose to save the world. Spencer, well he burst out into tears because he thought he wasn't worthy of Rhi's love after everything he had done to her. I definitely like Spencer more than Tristan. Men's tears are my weakness. And Tristan, of ALL PEOPLE, had been drawing her from the moment he saw her walk into the school. He had been obsessed with her from the beginning but hid it because he knew his father (the chancellor) was a huge pain in the ass. Even though I have cursed his name since the beginning, I thought it was very cute that he had drawn her a million times.

The part in here that had all of them 'taking turns' aka orgy party, had me clutching my pearls. I was shocked but it wasn't a shock of disgust it was a shock of... what on Earth are you doing?! There's monsters around you, RUN. They all basically jumped her bones with their bones. SAUCY. I made the mistake of reading this part when Paradise by Coldplay was playing. A mistake I fear I shall never make again. She basically went from a innocent little virgin in the first book, to a ravenous wanton spicy queen.

A part of me hates how much of a good heart Rhi has because she didn't kill the chancellor and Summer. If I was in her shoes I should've blasted them to kingdom come.

I didn't quite like the process of this book. I felt I was very rush and if it was just a tad more focused on the plot rather than the hot youthful activities than it would've been a great book.

Here are some of my favorite quote from this sinful, promiscuous, wanton book:

"...Tell her how beautiful she looked, you goddamn fuckers...."

"...Tristian underdressing with serious amounts of swagger..." This quote made me laugh so much *Insert snort here*

"...I want to make you feel so damn good. I want to take you to fucking heaven and back. I want you to forgive me..."

And with that, this book concludes this series that I have ravished in less than a week. Someone call Dr Phil or something because I have a serious problem.

Also, I've begun reading Fourth Wing and i'm truly not sure if I like it so far. Like I love how they described Xaden Riorson... I love a man who looks like he hates you. They make the best kind of book when it's revealed they had always loved but but could never tell you how they felt. J'ai besoin de toucher de l'herbe.