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suddenmuffin · 2 years ago

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You know. I really hate apples now. BUT HEY can't have a project moon game without body horror and trauma!

#project moon #limbus company #lobotomy corporation #library of ruina #that god damn apple #sonava bitch killed my favorite character

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forklift-certified-catgirl · 2 years ago

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WHY DID THEY MAKE US STARE AT PATHETIC MEW MEW RARITY FOR SO LONG THIS IS UNEDITED

#mlp #my little pony #equestria girls #rarity #apple jack #twilight sparkle #melty talks #me and my partner have been watching the old eg shorts #and this is so god damn funny #why did they do this #i imagine it was like some choose your own adventure thing but like #this is so fucking funny

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dreamspring · 4 months ago

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‘we want more complex female characters’ you guys couldn’t even handle apple white

#be fr.#yeah she’s annoying sometimes bc she’s a flawed person… let her be messy. god damn.#apple defender until i die 😮‍💨#defender as in. she’s wrong and flawed and i like that abt her!! ok!!!#eah #apple white #mossy posts

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signanothername · 5 months ago

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Delicate and fragile treasure, just like your little soul

Bonus sketches cause your honor… they’re both autistic af

#sad Nightmare hours #anyway Nightmare hugging himself with his tentacles to comfort himself cause he’s lonely af and has noone to confide in??? anyone??#just me?? ok #(he doesn’t realize Dream would drop everything to comfort him immediately </3)#god i love these two so damn much #they hurt my heart deeply #anothers art #dreamtale #nightmare #dream #nightmare sans #dream sans #nightmare!sans #dream!sans #dreamtale nightmare #dreamtale dream #apple twins #dreamtale twins

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bagadew · 1 year ago

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I hate you loss of the headphone jack. I hate you loss of the home screen button. I hate you headphones I have to remember to charge. I hate you thin flimsy screens. I hate you phone that no longer fits in my hand. I hate you laptop too thin for a usb port. I hate you laptop without a disk drive. I hate you increasing array of dongles I need to keep using what I need. I hate you planned obsolescence. I hate you inescapable barrage of ‘improvements’ that brings more work and gives less joy. I guess it’s just easier this way.

#apple #planned obsolescence #I can’t hold out updating my damn iPad and iPhone much longer so I’ve been looking around #and my god I’ve been reminded how fucking stressful this shit is #also WHY THE FUCK HAS THINNESS BECOME A SELLING POINT??!!#like oooooh it’s soooo weak and flimsy with the trade off that you can connect it to jack shit!!!#I’m so relieved!#I thought it was going to do the same job the old one could for a second there!!!

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cometblaster2070 · 8 months ago

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forever obsessed with raven going "hey apple, how about I DON'T poison you, and yk, end up sad and miserable and locked away like an animal for the rest of my life?"

and apple's immediate response being to start sobbing and going "how can you be so terrible??? you're not going to poison me???"

ever after high everyone.

#eah #ever after high #apple white #raven queen #listen i love both of them #and im aware how nuanced this entire thing is #yk the complication of destiny whatever #i just find this conflict so funny #because when you really boil it down #it's this girl being upset because her bsf refuses to poison her and it makes me CRY #like that entire episode about apple's birthday bakeoff #and she's like god fucking damn it raven's making me a normal cake fuck #like that's the conflict right there PLS???

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stardustedknuckles · 4 months ago

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I've never had noise canceling headphones before and I feel like I'm having a religious experience. I feel like a blinkered horse. Like this is WHY they were blinkered. Apparently the hypervigilance is stored in the ears for me and this not only takes that WAY down to a level I never realized was possible, it also clears the cache of that part of my brain and I can THINK.

What the fuck. Where have these BEEN. I feel like I purchased a (frankly cheaply made) superpower.

#The reason is I once had some knockoff ipod airs that said yet we're noise canceling #Dad gave them to me when he realized they weren't apple #And I didn't hear much of a difference so I was like huh. Okay. Don't need to look into that any further.#I tried them out on the train and was like :/ they just sound like the in-ear headphones I replaced #And those were cheaper #Anyway I wonder if the noise canceling is already on or if I push the button to - OH MY GOD THE TRAIN IS SO LOUD WHAT THE FUCK #So it turns out that over ear headphones that sound like in ear headphones are pretty fucking cool actually #Because they sound like the in ear sound I was always trying to get #Wiggling the damn earpiece further in trying to muffle more and hear more clearly #And these can just. Do that.#Mundane adventures

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shhh-secret-time · 7 months ago

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Baby please, I am begging you to get out of the tags!! You can't keep those headcanons there! Because when I read that Butters is the museum owner in your Au I squealed so loudly!! He would be so cute! Getting all stary eyed everytime you bring something in??? AHHHH! 💖💖💖💖

Yes!! He starts off just so sad that the museum doesn't have anything. Constantly cleaning the display cases even though there's nothing in there.

But the farmer (you), come around with the little trinkets you find at the mines. Digging things up or finding them while fishing. And like you said he just gets these stars in his eye. (Yeah he still lost the other one)

Goes on for hours if you'll let him! Speculating the history behind the dwarven artifacts. He polishes those gems with such care! Butters is the happiest he's ever been since leaving the big city.

I think Kenny and him decided to just runaway one day. They grabbed Karen and moved out to the valley!

(That way if you ship Bunny it works, and if you don't it's just two besties supporting each other.)

As you start bringing in more things he starts looking over at the front door more. He perks up expecting you to come in covered in dirt, but he thinks it gives you a certain charm. He can smell the earth on you and immediately associates you with a flower of some kind. He'll change the flower pinned to his shirt to whatever that flower is. Got red hair? He's got tulips. The prettiest blue eyes ever?! Hydrangeas put carefully next to his heart. Oh you think your brown eyes are boring? How dare you, they're patches of soil that help support life!

Dude practically has hearts fluttering around his head when he sees you. Lips quivered into a smile, trying not to giggle just because he's nervous.

I swear his one heart event would be him crafting you something. He works with Scott to build a display case for it and sends it to you. It's not so big that it won't fit in the mailbox, maybe like a little box. It'll be something that doesn't belong in a museum but maybe one day it'll be in the house you share.

I'm working on Stan's sheet right while I'm at work! I'm writing up heart events like he's gonna be in the game ☠️

Tag List: @hunnysnoops @apple-butter-tea

#south park #stardew valley #star park au #leopold butters stotch #butters x reader #butters x farmer #i guess?#god damn it guys #this shit is so wholesomely sweet #i wanna rp now #sp fanfiction #south park fanfiction #reader insert #south park x reader #x reader #apple-butter-tea #I do this for you baby #i know you love that little dandelion with all your little heart.#if nft butters is the bad time line #i hope this is the good one #he has most certainly banned eric from the display area #that doesn't stop him and it makes Butters so nervous #hes just tapping his fingers together mumbling #not that I think Eric would ever go in until he finds out Butters doesn't want him there.#then it's game on #I also can't decide if Kyle should be the doctor or the teacher for the kids #because...I like professor Kyle #I like professor Kyle very much #BUT THEN WHO'S THE DOCTOR????

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tf2medicsimp · 11 months ago

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hoping this hasn’t already been done before and if it has, my bad lol

#this is pretty much how that one cutscene went down anyway #y’know the pick up the axe one #anyways yeah I need to draw peter more often god damn #andys apple farm #andy’s apple farm #andy the apple #andy aaf #peter the pumpkin #peter aaf #dumb lil drawings kayden made woohoo

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grandthefoxdelusion · 5 months ago

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Weirdcore Claus

#claus the clock #andy's apple farm #weirdcore #god now I got the others to do #damn

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salemontrial · 11 months ago

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happy birthday to ME have an MK.

#hes such a fucking cutie #my god damn skrunkly. my fucking cinnamon apple.#lmk #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk mk #monkie kid mk #qi xiaotian #lmk qi xiaotian #lmk monkey mk #eyestrain #<-kinda #the oranges are. o r a n g e

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starsandnoodles · 6 months ago

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Really stupid question but it’s my prom today and my entire outfit is inspired by Magolor to the point where I literally have a small white cape for it

And I was wondering if anyone would be interested in maybe seeing pictures whenever I get back from it since it’s TECHNICALLY a Magolor cosplay (I have an actual Magolor cosplay in the works as well)

Idk I thought I’d ask specifically the Magolor Tag’s opinions since you all like the guy 😅

#sorry if this seems silly #this just ISN’T something I’d do often #I was gonna do it for the actual cosplay but this is ALSO technically just me dressing up as Magolor #I have something similar to the god damn master crown #and a big blue and gold ball gown #and a golden apple purse #it’s too perfect #🌟 homestar talker 🌟#Magolor

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toxictoxicities · 1 year ago

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/APL_(programming_language)

This was quite cool to learn about though! Despite me not doing jack in programming seeing it has something to do with DNA (well just profiling) is exciting, Iterators could lowkey use this with Bioengineering, assisted with CRISPR (I've done a SHIT ton of research on that) it would be cool to create a library of desirable alleles and organize it via APL, but there may be better ways tbh -shrugs-

I don't plan on going too deep with how Iterators make shit XD

#QNA #this was cool #I love learning new shit #though god damn the link scare me #put some context next time man XD #I almost chose to not click it #ToxArt #APL #A Plausible Link #hehe apple #I love the programs logo is a fucken apple #rw #rain world #emergence #iterator oc #sona

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uh-idk-br0 · 8 months ago

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