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You know. I really hate apples now. BUT HEY can't have a project moon game without body horror and trauma!
#project moon#limbus company#lobotomy corporation#library of ruina#that god damn apple#sonava bitch killed my favorite character
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art trade w/ thrak800 on twit - love this fella !
#my art#anthro#furry#illustration#oc#boar#i'm always such a yapper but i can't think of a single thing to say for real#just had some apple slices with melted nutella. that was pretty great#and i got like 7 questions right on university challenge tonight. pretty damn good#oh and i brought a £17 cake reduced down to £6 the other day that was great. sliced that mf up and put it in the freezer#also i went on a walk through the hoarfrost yesterday listening to classical music at dusk and it profoundly changed me not to b pretentiou#this is the perks of life man this is what it's all about.#i'm also going a bit crazy because i NEED to be better at art on god i need to be better or i will sadly pass away#but also it's so hard. but that's the fun part. and also the worst part. this year i will get better i will i will i will#actually one more thing: i've got the most important character ever to show off soon......my magnum opus...#and one more thing: thrak KILLED IT with his side of the trade i'm eating the art he did for my girl ricky with my eyes and my soul#okay there we go i always have something to yap about in the tags. even when i think i don't#also sorry 2 my kofi people who i promised to show art to first but with art trades i simply have to post the art when the other person doe#yes i know literally no-one will care about this but i promised and i have failed....forgive me
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‘we want more complex female characters’ you guys couldn’t even handle apple white
#be fr.#yeah she’s annoying sometimes bc she’s a flawed person… let her be messy. god damn.#apple defender until i die 😮💨#defender as in. she’s wrong and flawed and i like that abt her!! ok!!!#eah#apple white#mossy posts
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Delicate and fragile treasure, just like your little soul
Bonus sketches cause your honor… they’re both autistic af
#sad Nightmare hours#anyway Nightmare hugging himself with his tentacles to comfort himself cause he’s lonely af and has noone to confide in??? anyone??#just me?? ok#(he doesn’t realize Dream would drop everything to comfort him immediately </3)#god i love these two so damn much#they hurt my heart deeply#anothers art#dreamtale#nightmare#dream#nightmare sans#dream sans#nightmare!sans#dream!sans#dreamtale nightmare#dreamtale dream#apple twins#dreamtale twins
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Crowley: tempts God's favorite creatures with a fruit 😈🐍🍎
Crowley: is immediately tempted with a fruit 😳🍑😰
#god: now kithh#crowley stepping on the very rake he set down yet again. rip#(shakes fist at sky) damn you frances mcdormand!#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#good omens#literally crowley's movements even parallel eve in the gif#like he moves towards az in the same moment eve moves towards adam#for protection. companionship#to take the 'eve biting the apple' metaphor and run with it:#crowley Literally fell first#and kept offering that knowledge until in 1941 az definitely fell harder
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ARACHNE MELINOË LENSTRANG
MAJOR: freshman in Yale University, majoring in Biology
LANGUAGES: English, Latin, Dutch, Mandarin, Arabic
EXTRACURRICULARS: Vocals, Violin, Speech and Debate
HAMARATIA: Hubris
AESTHETIC: goth
FRIENDLY: Arachne h a t e s being mean, and strives to be warm and welcoming even to the most cold people (minus C. Lacroix). Arachne hopes to be well-liked by everyone at Yale, and dislikes being seen as rude or unfriendly. However, just because of her friendly nature doesn’t mean she’ll take shit
PRAGMATIC: Arachne tends to take a more logical approach to problems and situations. Calculating to sometimes the point of apathy, she makes sure to take her emotions of the picture when approaching something from all angles. However, that doesn’t mean she won’t be convinced by an emotionally-driven argument
SHY: When it comes to romance, she’s almost as bad at it as cooking. She gets to caught up with her thoughts to actually do something, and it doesn’t help with how bad her last relationship went in high school. Her shyness can lead to more embarrassing situations however, which she cringes at when the day is done.
OPTIMIST: Arachne always strives to view the best in people, situations, and the world. However, sometimes her optimism can come a bit left-field, and can hide her own fears. Arachne’s hopefulness can sometimes lead her to despair, though.
C. LACROIX: She wants to put aside their rivalry, but at the same time she feeds into it a bit. They bring out her more competitive and argumentative side. She lowkey can’t handle them, but also admires their intellect and strive.
V. NÆSHOLM: Genuinly likes them! Was a bit apprehensive of them at the beginning but tried to be nice and brushed it off. Wants them to get out of their shell a little more, and is happy they’re her roommate.
W. OSTENDORF: …who? (jk jk she used to be really close friends with W. Once she meets them again, she’s sure to like them. But also the thought of “do I know them?” Keeps appearing in the back of her mind. They’re to…familiar to just be a stranger, right?)
D. DIACONU: Thinks they’re really fun and is honestly a bit confused how stuck-up lacroix can handle them. She vibes with them but also feels a bit like lacroix whenever she’s near them. A fan of The Vignettes as well—they make cool music!
M. WHITLOCK-SINGH: Tbh, she’s a bit intimated by them. But she also thinks they’re really nice and a tad bit overworked. Likes talking about philosophy with them, and thinks they’re cooking is the best thing she has ever eaten. (almost as good as her cooking though 😔)
Still is handling the death of her mom in less-then-healthy ways, and is a bit apprehensive of Elias dating again
Lowkey stingy of her height
Has a huge savior complex
Has strong morals, and can’t fathom the thought of killing someone. (bit of a hypocrite though)
Usually tries to walk out of arguments and fights (flight response) but when it comes to people she cares about it’s a different story
Likes and frequently does dad jokes
When she gets comfy w/ people she unleashes the brainrot
Jealousy scale of 4/5 🧍🏽♀️
Her name is based on off the myth of Arachne who was a ARROGANT weaver in Greek mythology and angered the gods
“IT CAN ONLY GO UP FROM HERE, RIGHT?” - Arachne’s famous last words
tagging my dude @childrenofcain-if and um stop putting cocaine in ur if cus i cant get it out of my head 😒
#Yeah I was giggling when I decided her name and then picked her hamaratia#see I can make jokes too#also yes the mc in an apple costume was based off an idea axel gave me in the coc discord#I finally drew my mc in a way that I liked I hated drawing this bitch 😒#Bro I can’t pick a ro so im just gonna do dif saves for each 🧚🏽♀️#ERM I ALSO DREW MC WHEN THEY WERE UH imagining stuff??#idk but the sketch looked way more creepier than the finished thing 😭😭#‘while sketching I was like damn mc I get you#if: the ballad of the young gods#interactive fiction#series: children of cain#fan heir#my art <3
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I hate you loss of the headphone jack. I hate you loss of the home screen button. I hate you headphones I have to remember to charge. I hate you thin flimsy screens. I hate you phone that no longer fits in my hand. I hate you laptop too thin for a usb port. I hate you laptop without a disk drive. I hate you increasing array of dongles I need to keep using what I need. I hate you planned obsolescence. I hate you inescapable barrage of ‘improvements’ that brings more work and gives less joy. I guess it’s just easier this way.
#apple#planned obsolescence#I can’t hold out updating my damn iPad and iPhone much longer so I’ve been looking around#and my god I’ve been reminded how fucking stressful this shit is#also WHY THE FUCK HAS THINNESS BECOME A SELLING POINT??!!#like oooooh it’s soooo weak and flimsy with the trade off that you can connect it to jack shit!!!#I’m so relieved!#I thought it was going to do the same job the old one could for a second there!!!
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Ok, so I know that some people think Capsaicin Cookie is Burning Spice Cookie's son (and I wholeheartedly agree)
And we know that Candy Apple Cookie is Shadow Milk's daughter, but we got no clue how that happened
And third, I know some people have shipped Burning Spice Cookie and Shadow Milk cookie...
That's right, Shadow Milk Cookie totally had Burning Spice Cookie's babies and their names are Capsaicin Cookie and Candy Apple Cookie.
Capsaicin Cookie got the immense power (that he may or may not go mad with) and Candy Apple Cookie got the insanity, whilst both have that nice red to them. Its a shame neither of them took on their mother's healthy blue dough tone.
#cookie run kingdom#shadow milk cookie#burning spice cookie#capsaicin cookie#candy apple cookie#damn these bitches gay#good for them#/j#zed's brainvomit on the gay website#imagine if this was real though good god#still fully believe capsaicin is burning spice's son#anyways#burning milk?#shadow spice?#shadow milk x burning spice#burning spice x shadow milk#firey deceit?#yeah#ship names everybody
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I've never had noise canceling headphones before and I feel like I'm having a religious experience. I feel like a blinkered horse. Like this is WHY they were blinkered. Apparently the hypervigilance is stored in the ears for me and this not only takes that WAY down to a level I never realized was possible, it also clears the cache of that part of my brain and I can THINK.
What the fuck. Where have these BEEN. I feel like I purchased a (frankly cheaply made) superpower.
#The reason is I once had some knockoff ipod airs that said yet we're noise canceling#Dad gave them to me when he realized they weren't apple#And I didn't hear much of a difference so I was like huh. Okay. Don't need to look into that any further.#I tried them out on the train and was like :/ they just sound like the in-ear headphones I replaced#And those were cheaper#Anyway I wonder if the noise canceling is already on or if I push the button to - OH MY GOD THE TRAIN IS SO LOUD WHAT THE FUCK#So it turns out that over ear headphones that sound like in ear headphones are pretty fucking cool actually#Because they sound like the in ear sound I was always trying to get#Wiggling the damn earpiece further in trying to muffle more and hear more clearly#And these can just. Do that.#Mundane adventures
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Baby please, I am begging you to get out of the tags!! You can't keep those headcanons there! Because when I read that Butters is the museum owner in your Au I squealed so loudly!! He would be so cute! Getting all stary eyed everytime you bring something in??? AHHHH! 💖💖💖💖
Yes!! He starts off just so sad that the museum doesn't have anything. Constantly cleaning the display cases even though there's nothing in there.
But the farmer (you), come around with the little trinkets you find at the mines. Digging things up or finding them while fishing. And like you said he just gets these stars in his eye. (Yeah he still lost the other one)
Goes on for hours if you'll let him! Speculating the history behind the dwarven artifacts. He polishes those gems with such care! Butters is the happiest he's ever been since leaving the big city.
I think Kenny and him decided to just runaway one day. They grabbed Karen and moved out to the valley!
(That way if you ship Bunny it works, and if you don't it's just two besties supporting each other.)
As you start bringing in more things he starts looking over at the front door more. He perks up expecting you to come in covered in dirt, but he thinks it gives you a certain charm. He can smell the earth on you and immediately associates you with a flower of some kind. He'll change the flower pinned to his shirt to whatever that flower is. Got red hair? He's got tulips. The prettiest blue eyes ever?! Hydrangeas put carefully next to his heart. Oh you think your brown eyes are boring? How dare you, they're patches of soil that help support life!
Dude practically has hearts fluttering around his head when he sees you. Lips quivered into a smile, trying not to giggle just because he's nervous.
I swear his one heart event would be him crafting you something. He works with Scott to build a display case for it and sends it to you. It's not so big that it won't fit in the mailbox, maybe like a little box. It'll be something that doesn't belong in a museum but maybe one day it'll be in the house you share.
I'm working on Stan's sheet right while I'm at work! I'm writing up heart events like he's gonna be in the game ☠️
Tag List: @hunnysnoops @apple-butter-tea
#south park#stardew valley#star park au#leopold butters stotch#butters x reader#butters x farmer#i guess?#god damn it guys#this shit is so wholesomely sweet#i wanna rp now#sp fanfiction#south park fanfiction#reader insert#south park x reader#x reader#apple-butter-tea#I do this for you baby#i know you love that little dandelion with all your little heart.#if nft butters is the bad time line#i hope this is the good one#he has most certainly banned eric from the display area#that doesn't stop him and it makes Butters so nervous#hes just tapping his fingers together mumbling#not that I think Eric would ever go in until he finds out Butters doesn't want him there.#then it's game on#I also can't decide if Kyle should be the doctor or the teacher for the kids#because...I like professor Kyle#I like professor Kyle very much#BUT THEN WHO'S THE DOCTOR????
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hoping this hasn’t already been done before and if it has, my bad lol
#this is pretty much how that one cutscene went down anyway#y’know the pick up the axe one#anyways yeah I need to draw peter more often god damn#andys apple farm#andy’s apple farm#andy the apple#andy aaf#peter the pumpkin#peter aaf#dumb lil drawings kayden made woohoo
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Weirdcore Claus
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happy birthday to ME have an MK.
#hes such a fucking cutie#my god damn skrunkly. my fucking cinnamon apple.#lmk#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk mk#monkie kid mk#qi xiaotian#lmk qi xiaotian#lmk monkey mk#eyestrain#<-kinda#the oranges are. o r a n g e
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harpy or phoenix hybrid chika because I know he’d have the coolest looking wings. Every time he burns up in a fight it’d be sick if his appearance changed even a little with each new reincarnation
#so rather than changing something inside#its a physical change#which ends up being kinda sad because theres an internal stagnance that has him struggle to find something that would light up#the way he feels inside just as he does on the outside ume wya??#i know hes based on a god already but if he wasnt eris would be a good one#cause shes sometimes depicted with wings and also! shes the goddess of strife and discord who’s apple of discord started the trojan war#endo’s the apple :9#mari says#im not good at chika but //shrugs#i have a phoenix tattoo and i look at him bein all birdlike an im like damn#chika’s on my back too
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Really stupid question but it’s my prom today and my entire outfit is inspired by Magolor to the point where I literally have a small white cape for it
And I was wondering if anyone would be interested in maybe seeing pictures whenever I get back from it since it’s TECHNICALLY a Magolor cosplay (I have an actual Magolor cosplay in the works as well)
Idk I thought I’d ask specifically the Magolor Tag’s opinions since you all like the guy 😅
#sorry if this seems silly#this just ISN’T something I’d do often#I was gonna do it for the actual cosplay but this is ALSO technically just me dressing up as Magolor#I have something similar to the god damn master crown#and a big blue and gold ball gown#and a golden apple purse#it’s too perfect#🌟 homestar talker 🌟#Magolor
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/APL_(programming_language)
This was quite cool to learn about though! Despite me not doing jack in programming seeing it has something to do with DNA (well just profiling) is exciting, Iterators could lowkey use this with Bioengineering, assisted with CRISPR (I've done a SHIT ton of research on that) it would be cool to create a library of desirable alleles and organize it via APL, but there may be better ways tbh -shrugs-
I don't plan on going too deep with how Iterators make shit XD
#QNA#this was cool#I love learning new shit#though god damn the link scare me#put some context next time man XD#I almost chose to not click it#ToxArt#APL#A Plausible Link#hehe apple#I love the programs logo is a fucken apple#rw#rain world#emergence#iterator oc#sona
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