#that fucking monologue

[rotteneldritchhorror]

THE MINOTAUR HAS ESCAPED! AND YOURE GETTING THE HORNS, BUDDY!

[femslashspuffy]

I really think always sunny is the best show on television

[visenyaism]

eagerly awaiting the reveal of what political science 101 concept is she going to stop the plot to teach middle schoolers about. we got bread and circuses we got the extended work on thomas hobbes my money is on haymitch starting this book as an objectivist and having to unlearn that in the face of true struggle

[joejhang]

tsc was such a cultural reset bc for so long all we had was neil's (unreliable) narration and some small snippets from the extra content for povs. neil's narrator bias is actually insane and as much as i love him i'm so fucking glad we have jean and jeremy's povs they were so fucking refreshing and not just EXY EXY EXY EXY andrew's eyes andrew's hair EXY EXY EXY EXY EXY EXY homoerotic monologue about kevin day EXY EXY EXY EXY andrew minyard EXY EXY EXY

[glassphinix]

dont ask how or why snapchat would exist in hyrule

bonus:

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

[be-queer-do-arson]

I love that scene in tkm where Wymack tells Neil he's going to make him vice captain the next year and Neil tries to politely decline (on the grounds that he'll be dead by then) and Wymack is literally like too bad bitch. This isn't a democracy and i say you're the next captain so figure it out

[amis127]

Somewhere out there Brennan Lee Mulligan just woke up with a sudden fiery rage tearing throughout his body

[andi-o-geyser]

local gang of dnd players intimidate and viciously bully game show host sam reich, threatening to push his ass down the stairs like he's a 90-year-old grandma in a retirement home. more at 8

[deeppenguinstudent]

I think the funniest thing about tsc is that I literally thought nobody could ever out diva Kevin and then Jean came along

[aardvaark]

the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)

[spectre-draws]

Red version here

[agir1ukn0w]

sorry but snow is such a well written iconic villain and donald sutherland performs him so fucking good it's almost hilarious how i start practically foaming at the mouth every time the man opens his mouth to say something deplorable in those movies, like he's so utterly and despicably wrong about almost every crucial thing from katniss and peeta's relationship to human nature as a whole and yet the second he starts talking about how hope is the only thing stronger than fear and how you have to allow a little hope but control it so its spark doesn't grow into revolution and how it's the things we love the most that destroy us you bet your ass i am on the floor screaming crying throwing up because that is my psychotic mustache-twirling villain RIGHT THERE

[betaphannie]

"i like how they were having margaritas hell yeah"

fuck-yeah-margaritas do you hear me do you hear me do you need to be saved

[losingmylegos]

i saw npmd live back in february and the power went out (for the second time) right as Best of You ended and we all thought that was the end and went batshit crazy

but then they came on stage and were like yeah that wasn’t the end there’s still one more scene. but getting the power back on will take too long so you guys get the good ending. you’ll have to wait until the release. congrats.

SO I FINALLY SAW THE REAL ENDING TODAY‼️ GRACE CHASITY SERVING CUNT IN A GOD HONORING WAY‼️

[lemonavocado]

"oh i love frankenstein! my favorite quote from the novel is i have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine-" grabs you by the throat and chokes you violently