#that could be me…
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starbuck · 2 months ago
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me: i am getting OUT of here! literally NOTHING could make me stay with this organization.
an actual legitimate chance at becoming a superintendent: hey :))
me: 👁️👁️
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swedenis-h · 4 months ago
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Wife lovers till they die
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lrndvs · 7 months ago
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compliments from girls go hard
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beaft · 2 months ago
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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:
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beholdthemem · 3 months ago
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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
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daisyofwaterdeep · 5 months ago
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had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb
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jackalspine · 9 months ago
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@schnuffel-danny hehehe
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regarding this post: from schnuffle
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thisiswhereikeepdcthings · 2 months ago
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This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week
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bianc0re · 5 months ago
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Take a slice
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marfian · 4 months ago
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So act 3 huh
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clickityweasel · 8 months ago
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had a real life "and everybody clapped" moment and im still reeling. spent the rest of the ride comparing butterfly pics with the old lady next to me trying to identify it
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valtsv · 2 years ago
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"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.
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hansoeii · 15 days ago
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A latte with lots of love!
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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago
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Doey from poppy playtime met someone like him!
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petshopbutch · 1 year ago
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submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for
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