#that blows

[foolscapper]

so no show???? 

SMASHES PHONE AND SKATEBOARD

[emeryleewho]

Anybody else have this problem where you just have... zero sense of how old you actually are? Someone will ask my age and I can say anything from 17 to 43 depending on the day, the hour, and whether or not I remembered to eat breakfast.

[triple-to-stag]

can’t believe raygun got an Olympic spot but chuso didn’t

[phanta-friends]

oh i think my posture is terrible and my back slightly seizes in the morning because my eyesight maybe is bad

[beardedmrbean]

F

[weaselishmcdiesel]

whether i like it or not im gonna be shaped by my experiences

[dsmsix]

thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

[rhinco]

"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

[s-aint-elmo]

pass it on!

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[ghost-of-diogenes]

Relationship of all time

[blorbocedes]

if 3000+ devices exploded simultaneously and thousands got injured, 37+ ppl died in usa or london or france anywhere in the imperial core this website would be talking about it nonstop. my coworkers' relatives are lebanese and he hasn't been able to contact them because everyone's nervous of using anything with a lithium battery. the kids from diaspora are teaching their parents how to turn off find my phone and airdrop and other geolocating options. it's absurd to me people are carrying on like its normal, or just don't care cause c'mon ppl blow up in the middle east all the time, right?

[wrenchwenches]

[some-pers0n]

Minecraft movie trailer dropped this thing looks awful my skin itches just looking at these things

[maggotnursery]

[reblogforsamplesize]

🐛 caterpillar - the returning champion of the 2023 race at 41.6% of the votes

🐌 snail - runner up of the 2023 race at 38.3%, only 3.3% behind the caterpillar.

🪱 worm - placed last in 2023, with only 20.1% of votes

🪲 beetle, 🐞 ladybug, and 🐝 bee are new competitors!