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are you talking about walter white because i have great news for u
JAJAJAJAA
#YEAH#I meant more like she should’ve been died sorry he sucked so bad he is not sexy he was too mean to Jesse 😭#that bald headed bitch!!!!#but I guess it’s okay that it took 5 seasons for it to happen it’s okay I enjoyed the ride#tkf replies#anonymous
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Lemme just say this…
I am beyond proud of Jey Uso… mans went from being which one is he?
To Mr Main Event.
I hope he knows that we standing 10 toes behind him!!
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GIRLS NIGHT!!! LOBOTOMY AT IANTHE'S
#this was gonna be part of another meme dump.... but i liked how it came out too much ToT#i gave harrow the ol' picard style bald head lmao#crackin her open like an egg#harrow: ianthe i need you to do me a favour#ianthe: can i wear a little outfit#harrow: uh sure do whatever you want??#the locked tomb#tlt#harrowhark nonagesimus#ianthe tridentarius#harrow the ninth#gideon the ninth#ianthe the third#these bitches have too many names!!!!#oh and#harrianthe#harryanthe
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let's talk about Charles i-want-to-snog-a-man-on-a-killing-spree Xavier
#and that's the least of his problems#like. there is so much fucked up things in that bald head of his#and don't get me wrong#i love this freak#oh and first version of this post went more like:#i wanted to (and still do)(repeatedly) snog a man on a killing spree whom i've never met before and we haven't as much as exchanged a+#+single word. ever#(move away bitches that's my future husband)#but above is easier to comprehend i guess#(i'm judging you xmfc charles)#((but also i get you man))#xmfc#x men first class#charles xavier#professor x#cherik#xmen first class#erik lehnsherr#magneto#Q#i forgot about this one#(yes i'm cleaning my drafts)
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old man yaoi i gave up on lols
#loser.art#i love them so much ur honor#cherik#pls someone talk to me abt charles xaviers perfect bald head#i will either come wbck to this one or redo it bc i have a Vision(tm) ror it#abd im rlly happy w it but i jeyt need to leave it so i can work on ither things rb#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#erik lensherr x charles xavier#old man yaoi bitch theyre not even 40 in thsi STFU I KNOW#every time i try to draw an older man it turns into obi wan im trying to diversify my portfolio jehdjdbrkrjrkrjrntjtkr
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@saltwaterpanda has officially sucked me into the feydpaul brainrot. 🫣 I thought I'd sketch them in some poses from Call Me By Your Name. Might finish this and post more if anyone is interested.
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Death Warrant!Au
When the rejuvenating, life-extending effects of ectoplasm to the dead and dying was discovered by planets across the stars, it triggered mass conflicts that left several systems obliterated beyond repair. Hundreds of Billions had migrated to the Realms in numbers that were never seen before by the residence of the dead. They had various forms of damage and disfigurement on their new forms as a result of the ectoplasm being weaponized and used on them. Their very beings were corrupted beyond repair with their minds significantly altered with highly specified obsessions.
• Peoples from the destroyed worlds being so afraid that they lashed out, ripping anything that saw them to pieces out of fear of being attacked.
A serpentine creature of the Realms eagerly stalking them and fed upon their cores to grow stronger.
• Soldiers of these races were hell-bent on continuing to fight and proceeded to attempt subjugate this dimension that was new to them. Their rage guiding them blindly as they left paths of destruction throughout the realm.
A beast, wrongly slaughtered in the early madness of an delicate fledgling world that happened to be rich with ectoplasm followed the warpath and basked in the rage.
Eventually, more creatures like them came to prominence as a result of these strange new victims. Being aspects of emotion that were born from the masses in the war.
The Ghost King during this time period could not sit idly by and watch these newly born ghosts run rampant and terrorize his kingdom. With a heavy heart and a weapon in hand, a call to arms was called and the purge of these beings began. It tooks thousands of years, but when the last corrupted ghost was destroyed, the King took to the realm of living and wiped away all traces of the Realms from the minds of the survivors with all recollections of this terrible war for ectoplasm erased from history.
As his rested his eyes one final time, before the Tyrant would cowardly claim his life, made a major, sacred declaration that all citizens was made:
• If any hostile, mutant ghosts were to be found, they were to captured and examined by the king's council to await judgement. If they are too dangerous to restrain and seek bloody violence, they are to be destroyed.
• Any scientists trying to use ectoplasm for endangering life were to be have their memories erased and put to the sword for their crimes.
• Anyone foolish enough to Defy Death using ectoplasm, the greatest violation of the laws in the infinite Realms, they were to be put to death as and immediately given their Second End.
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When Pariah Dark, the Cowardly Tyrant King, is defeated and Danny fianlly takes the throne after a few centuries of training, the Observers hand him a compiled a list of names who violated these sacred laws.
They have him start with Earth and Danny's jaw hits the floor with what the charges he was seeing. He can already hear the chaos in the meeting room.
• Amanda Waller, Vandal Savage, Darkseid, Granny Goodness, a court of owls(?)...the list is long, and that's just Earth alone!
• Jack "The Goddamn Joker" Napier and a few of the more violent Rouges of Gotham are charged with Veil Destabilization.
Even Jason Peter Todd Wayne...the Red Hood!? Danny can probably work something with Jason, force him into therapy sessions (along with the whole damn family) with Jazz and a couple cleansing sessions and supplements from Frostbite...the others had to go...
The continued slaughter of the innocent, combined with the suffering they endured and the misery felt by Shades who couldn't move on was making the veil deteriorate at dangerous speeds. New pits would form across the city eventually as a result.
Lady Gotham has done everything she can to keep the madness from happening but she can't hold it back any longer. Her core is ready to shatter under the stress and is constantly in agony, but she won't abandon her knights, despite Danny's pleas to save herself.
There's a certain brigade of furry's who may or may not like this news but said brigade had no choice but to take it on the chin. They have children who Defied Death in their ranks and the Realms are not afraid to destroy anyone foolish enough to stop them.
• Lex Luther is charged with crimes against humanity. And several other violations in regards to unethical experimentation.
One sticks out to Danny.
Lex used Danny's stolen DNA from a stray core shard from the Guys in White, who he was was funding in secret, even after they were disbanded, to create a clone comprised of the Earth's resident Kryptonian, the bald bastard, and himself to kill and replace said Kryptonian...the guy who literally helps save the earth time and time again from doom.
...Yeah, Lex is undoubtedly, fucked beyond total comprehension. Anyone defending him was risking all-out war with the Infinite Realms.
But hey, at least Danny was finally having child of his own! The little tyke is only a few years old in the tube, Ellie's visits are far and in-between and Danny's status as a Halfa made him sterile and develop an embarrassingly strong case of baby fever.
He's sure the ghosts from Krypton would love to help out in raising Conner in case Kal-El wasn't really planning on being around the boy. After all, being cloned himself, Danny knows the emotional baggage that comes with being violated to this degree by your enemy.
He just hopes the guy can come around and accept the little guy...
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#justice league#danny phantom#my prompts#Death Warrant!Au#I've seen fics were Danny Time Travels to fix things#I've also read were he gains amnesia so he accidentally lives in the past until he remembers who he is#Lex Luthor is a bitch with a very slappable bald head that Danny is gonna smack the soul out of#Danny is gonna hook up Jason with therapy from Jazz and cleansing sessions with Frostbite#When Damien is finally born and with Bruce is the day everyone in the League of Assassins is gonna get wiped off the face the fucking Earth#You don't fuck with the abyss because it'll do more than simply look back#Eldritch Mama Bear!Danny#Conner is gonna be spoiled rotten#If Damien is also partially Danny's kid he wont wait and waste the League the second he can grab him#Being the 'Demon's Head' doesn't mean jackshit when the ectoplasm youve been uskng is the equivalent of used toilet water#Bruce Wayne x Danny Fenton x Clark Kent#Clark was worried his many times great grandfather was hitting on him#But Danny told him that he helped save krytpon and found the house kf El so there no blood relation#Due to amnesia inflicted during his time traveling Danny accidently created the embodiments lf Emotion from each Lantern Corps#Danny's first anniversary gift is bringing Bruce and Clark's parents to Earth to spend tkme with them#Bruce is afraid this will be the last time he gets to see them but Danny tells him he and Clark can tag along for Jason's treatment#Alfred is happy for his boy and is happy to see Thomas and Martha#Conner and Clark bonding with Jor-El and Lara Lor-Van about Krypton culture
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I unblocked the writer this entire discourse started around, to see if I can clear up a few missed points as someone actually black who actually read the fic before it was edited/deleted.
I wanted to speak to her first before I make a post to break down the point I think non black people are viscerally confused about with the Mace fic situation because things are spiraling out of control
while I wait to see if the writer is open to that convo, I need the people in black peoples inbox acting up to understand that you can't demand education or an explanation on why we have an issue, while also insinuating we are dumb for bringing it up at the same time.
The hyper focus on not being CALLED a racist is making yall be racist I fear
#and remember this is me being nice rn#cuz I coulda called your mama a bald headed bitch#so once again I am warning yall not to keep playing with me
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Hugo Strange tells Robin he’s Batman and Nightwing drops from the ceiling to tackle Strange to the floor and beat him for trying to kill Batman. Robin drags dick off of Hugo, but gets hit with an office chair. Nightwing then throws a desk (?) at Hugo for hurting Robin. (Gotham knights #10)
#king shit#go off beautiful#you’ve done nothing wrong ever in your life#dick grayson#dc#nightwing#Tim and dick#protective brother my beloved#dick and Bruce#he said you are NOT my father you bald headed bitch#transference#competent dick#scary dick#the way he dropped from the ceiling to tackle his ass got me#fr it did#Gotham Knights
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Shout out to fellows who are mischievous and deceitful
#Elden Ring#dark souls#Demon's Souls#patches the unbreakable#patches the untethered#patches the hyena#So many tags for this bitch lol#would slap his bald head
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I just thought about how fucking funny it is that Bald Bull gets stalked by the paparazzi 24/7 even while he's training and bathing and shit and he kinda just screams and starts swinging on bitches instead of actually injuring them AND YET THIS MF DECIDED IT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE TO THROW A FUCKING DUMBBELL INTO THE CROWD WHEN NOBODY WAS EVEN DOING ANYTHING TO HIM? LIKE WHERE WAS THAT ENERGY WHEN HOES WERE PHOTOGRAPHING YOU BLOWING UP THE BELL TIRE BATHROOM?💀😭
#punch out#punch out wii#bald bull#I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THOUGHT PROCESS WHY WOULD YOU JUST RANDOMLY BE THROWING HEAVY OBJECTS AT MFS THAT CAME OUT TO SUPPORT YOU AND NOT#THE GODDAMN PAPARAZZI?😭#speaking of which JUSTICE FOR THE REF HE GOES THROUGH WAY TOO MUCH SHIT HE WASN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING AND THEN BULL'S BIG HEAD ASS JUST#RANDOMLY DECIDED TO LAUNCH THAT BITCH 15 FEET LIKE?💀😭#prayers for the ref we love you Tony 🙏#me and buggy have been calling the ref Tony for so long that I forgot it wasn't canon 😭#shitpost#belle tire#custard hut
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I love my best friend so much literally want to chew that girl and swallow her so she resides in my intestines like fr
#riv rambles#we randomly talked once and deadass have been talking every single day since then#I could tell her the grass is pink and she’d be like no ur right I think it’s been looking a little pink too#jk we’re not that delusional but#literally she’s so cool so funny so smart like so smart you guys don’t even know how smart she’s so genius that brain of hers is huge and#so lovely and she is just. the coolest. the coolest. I mean it she’s the coolest#and I love her I want to squish her into a ball and bounce her does that make sense#and#idk#I just love that bitch#she’s my fav human ever ever ever ever and I never get to see her bc she lives states away but she is my person you guys don’t even know#so crazy how I went my whole life without her until just a few yrs ago#if she got no fans I’m DEAD#6 feet under#if she’s got 0 lovers I have been erased from existence and deleted from the universe’s records of life forms#and sometimes she’s horribly naive and stupidly bad at putting her foot down and my hair starts balding but#I will rock the bald head for her sake idc#that’s my girlie literally soulmate we are true soulmatism
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I haven't drawn this bitch normally in a while. He's too cute like this to be lost to time.
Ignore the unfinished jackass to the right.
#I've also figured out how to make the screw spinning head of this guy work#I've almost never addressed this before but his head works like a screw so it spins to rise#and to close#The fancy shoulder pad things are tilted now because of the funny idea that you just#twist it so that it fits into the other.#That's also how Erik's hat works#Which is why this bitch is actually bald under that hat and he cannot take that shit off#You might notice his old hat is different.#This is to fix inconsistency issues with backstory for an employee I haven't said much about#Hm#I should probably get to making character refs#LETHAL COMPANY#lethal company oc#lethal company fanart#lethal company art#lethal company nutcracker
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gape me
#nathan bateman the bald headed bitch that you are (affectionate)#happy new year whores (affectionate)#(always affectionate)#ily guys#i’ve had this queued to be the first that posts on my blog for the new year for months and here we are on this fine fresh new day#let’s make this new year sexier and sluttier than ever yeah? i believe in us. we’ve got this😌#alright now here come the tags:#oscar isaac#oscar isaac hernandez estrada#oscar isaac x you#oscar isaac x reader#oscar isaac fluff#oscar isaac smut#nathan bateman#nathan bateman x you#nathan bateman x reader#nathan bateman fluff#nathan bateman smut#nathan bateman headcannon#nathan bateman imagine#me#k bye you guys haha#unhinged in the tags#miss mitten posts
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another commission of that same oc with lyle
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Love getting into a horny headspace at work thinking I have the next two hours to myself to write and then BAM surprise client shows up!!!
#what a cockblock#I love my job and my clients but I don’t love having to veer from degeneracy to professionalism on a dime#in other news there’s a client in the next room who has a voice so deep it’s making the walls vibrate#and he just called someone he was talking about a big bald headed bitch
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