#that I’ve seen in a FAT min yall

[hausofmamadas]

OHHHHHMYYASODIUFPQWOIEJR;OQIWJERPOI FUCKIGN GODDDD

Okay I actually need to talk about the entire concept this fic and the entire concept for it for actual 5 million trillion zillion years bc let👏🏽me👏🏽do👏🏽tell👏🏽you when I realized wtf was happening, I was full PEELING MY OWN FACE OFF and givng it to Amado- jkjkjkjk I wasn't around in the late 90s to make that donation

[actual surveillance footage of me reading this fic ↴]

okay, *takes deep breath, wipes sweat from forehead* Jesus idk where to even begin.

I guess first we just start with the fact that????? this is one of THE MOST SINCERELY BANGER PLOT SETUPS for a fic in recent memory, that I mayyyyyyyyyyyyy or may not be actually????? mad I didn't think of it????????? And the reason it's so genius is bc like.... and I'm gonna say this and it's gonna sound like a roast but it's really not... but it's genius bc like?????? DUH. Of-fucking-course Marta would be terrified whens Amado amde his way back to her sldkjfa;lsjk *said in Van's voice from Yellowjackets* SHE DOES NOT KNOW THIS MAN. But the show never really shows that happening, it's just implied that he survives and makes it to her but this fic points out the logistics of that would've been so fucked, and for good reasonsldfkj;ajew;lj and it’s actually blowing my mind, the genius of your minddddd

Okay but not only that, I love a fic that’s idealistic about the men on these shows like particularly how Amado is so cool to just give Marta a second to adjust and go at her pace rather than rushing in and being like “tf? It’s still me, y u mad??” Y’know. BUT THEN AS IF TBAT WASNT LIKE ROMANTIC ASF ENOUGH UNDER VERY STRANGE CIRCUMSTANCES, YES BUT STILL ROMANTIC you just hAaaaaad to up the anti with, Her gaze drops to his hands, hands she knows so well, hands she missed; even his nails and the length he kept them.

I MEANNNSJWJWJWWJ OKAYYSYEBE as someone who’s been foreeal in Big Love In A Big Way before, I cannot accurately convey with sufficient depth how much this fucking part slapped for me bc like my lowkey fetish for a sexy pair of hands like Barrón’s I mean what— did I say that notwithstanding, I remember having this DXACT thought about my ex, of just like I know you so well, I know what are your scars look like. God we broke up like a year and a half ago and I still know what that mf’s hands look like Skksjs so my god it really just hit home

But beyond that as if that wasn’t enough, you had to go and make Marta soooooooo … Marta in the best fucking way. Like, Good thing you didn’t come back ugly actually hadddddd me in fuckingdjejshsbe stitches. Bc ngl, I do forget every time until I watch their little meet cute again how actually dry and quick witted and NotHereForYourOrAnyonesShit she is sksksksks like she’s so not impressed with Amado until he’s wearing his fucking drink and thoroughly embarrassed himself and looks a regular human being that she’s finally like “aight, I guess this guy can stay. I’ll allow it” SKSKSKS it’s one of my favorite qualities about her in the short time we get to see her and I feel like you fucking naiiiiiiled that shit so well. Pretty pls let this not be the last we see of Marta cause truly this was a joy to read

Preview: In the morning

Marta x Amado oneshot

Day 1: Day of Firsts

Words: 2,884

An: I’ve never written for Marta before, so this is for prompt one 💜 @narcosfandomdiscord | October prompts

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Marta opened her eyes, rolled to her side, and almost went back to sleep. The feeling that something was wrong cut through her like a knife, jolting her awake.

Sitting up, she reached into the side drawer, wrapped her hand around the pistol, and carefully put one leg over the side of the bed, then the other.

For days it felt like something was coming. She didn’t know what.

It had been so long since she last heard from him. So long she wasn't even sure if Amado would make it anymore, and it felt foolish to keep hoping.

If not him, would this be the people who were after him? The ones who tried to kill her too?

Marta clicked the safety off and listened to the floorboards, her heart catching in her throat at the sound of footsteps. Moving carefully and quietly, she positioned herself in the shadows, with a clear shot of the door.

Her heart banged in her chest, and she tried to control her breathing to stay as quiet as possible. All the worst case scenarios going off in her mind at rapid speed.

Then, the voice came -

“It’s me.”

Doing a double take, she tightened her grip on the handle of the gun.

No. I imagined that. Did I? It sounded like -

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high as fuck rant about chris 😂

thinking bout how i’ve been on chris dick for 3 years is literally fucking insane like.. i know not one person give a fuck but like i have seen that dumbass through everything .. even when people were fuckin callin him orange hoodie kid on tiktok ☹️ it is so fucking bad for me.

when i see a picture of him / hear his voice / his name etc i literally start fucking tweaking and geeking like i’m fuckin 8 and when he fuckin post i jump my big fat ass up and down in my parents house and shake the fuckin tectonic plates like. and the fact that i’ve hugged him twice too makes it fuckin worse like i be looking at them pics and vids and analyzing the way he looked at me even tho he definitely thought my dumb fuckin ass was ugly and a freak.. i was fighting the urge to scream in his dumb ass face IM LEGAL HO!!

like i am gonna fucking throw up holy fucking shit i love him so fucking bad 😕 i literally get fucking sick when i remember that every fuckin teenage girl in the fuckin country in heat for him like.. i genuinely get pissed when 11 year old fuckin girls be all up in his comments like “i love u🥺” like? i will swing yo lil ass across the fuckin courtyard at your school bitch don’t fuck w me I AINT TOO OLD TO KICK YOU IN THAT THROAT! (i’m playing)

but like. i am about to fuckin jump on laura filipowicz tiny ass and stand on her shoulders like a fuckin pigeon til she agree to let me have ten mins with his ass. i can’t breathe yall i’m fuckin sick. like that is my babygirl my forever my queen. like my ass got a fuckin LOCKET with a pic of him at his graduation? like i am not normal i need fuckin euthanized. i need to fucking throw my phone out . if you read this i’msorry

[shytiff]

Small Dec Wins

i cant believe its December already tf?!?!?!

1 - poli KIA today. saw a mother who cant feel the movement of their baby. the senior midwife tried to find the baby’s heart beat but not finding it. she said she hopes she were wrong. fell asleep at 3pm-ish, woke up super hungry. ate. i swear i feel like my weight when i measured it this morning was ~52, but after eating its close to 54 lol. eating banana and chocolate nextar is yummm. dalbang today is hella funny as always and suuper endearing. fell asleep after dalbang, didnt study hufttt

2 - today im at igd but joined azkia at vk for a bit to see partus. its not that im scared (maybe not consciously) but when the mom was being stitched i felt lightheaded, nausea, cold extremities, and i even had to squat multiple times because i couldnt stand. But i felt better after the partus so maybe seeing it was the cause. I did not feel scared at all honestly ._. and i’ve seen multiple partus before. i dont know why. i can literally feel my symphatetic tone giving out lmaoo. tried matcha latte with Cy matcha powder. it tasted more milky and grassy. mom thought it tasted like nori. i prever cocodeli alll the way (although Cy is cheaper). i think it also has a bit of caffeine that made me feel awake like a normal person should be. 

3 - today is vk but there’s no patient so thank god i saw sumn yesterday. did some cicil ukmppd in the morning accompanied by matcha latte. tried to order dufan tickets and i couldnt find my damn ktp...... fell asleep after worrying about said ktp

4 - matcha latte in the car, swab at lmk, went to dufan by tj with willy, had quite some funn with atikah nila willy amel pupuy. first time trying kereta misteri, quite fun. it rained after ashar so we didnt ride anything after that. turns out my ktp was at barel’s fotocopy lmaoo thankyou ara for picking it. went to solaria ancol afterwards, picked up by mom. i didnt tell her in the morning that i was going to dufan lmao. plenary @ zoom 19 pm. rapat nemo. fell asleep.

5 - went to lmk by tj to surprise clara. went back home and fell asleep. didnt rly do anything afterwards because this ragged body gets tired easily and i dont eat much recently. i can feel the difference before and after eating and there’s actual energy after eating. its not that im hungry though, but i feel less energized. felt annoyed terrible and just wanna lay in bed (this is unrelated with the less food in my system). even though i met up with friends

6 - after LOTS of sleeping i feel somehow better but not to a ‘normal’ amount. watched kimbab family videos. did power vinyasa by doogether with fianti. took a shower and ate indomie and i felt quite normal, except i slept again wtf. i thought i would have the second half of the day but nah. did self tryouts with fianti, 150 FDI questions. I got 96/150 right. huft. such a great reality check

7 - poli lansia with dokter isip, matcha latte in the afternoon rly helps me not sleeping the day away, packed up for depok

8 - poli umum with dr gita (helped doing phys exam), packed the rest of my stuff, ate some risol and matcha lattteee in the car, took swab results, picked up hazmats etc, zoom discussion with FT PKM Kalideres (dr gita) on the way, and i finally arrived at tamel. dinner is granola with vsoy. Taste like a slightly wet granola bar, nutty fiber-y vibe

9 - walked in ui with ara, managed to jog from the trees near st ui until kuburan bikun wow. i reached that point where my leg and heart were going in a steady unburdened pace and my willpower to keep going on was tested. tried the signature steak in Double U Steak by Chef Widi, while ara tried ribeye. the ribeye was more tender than the signature. but the seasoning in the signature is quite delish, salty and oily without being too much (like futago ya). read poppyland fast pass from ara’s phone omg season 1 is finally complete! went to coftof (omgggg i miss this place), it looks different now. ordered matcha latte and it tasted weirdly like a soy milk although ara doesnt feel that way. the matcha tasted weird. wont repurchase. read chainsaw man, its so entertaining, funny and deep at the same time. denji mess around and be too naive sometimes but hes lowkey hot lmaooo. aki is lovvvvve.

10 - first day at rsud budhi asih. had moesli combined with granola + vsoy for brekkie. went back to tamel at 3 pm. it rained when i got back. bought warteg lugina worth 32k. walked to sbux for tumbler day its been a while since i had their matcha latte. it tasted quite good, but not as good as i remembered (?) maybe bcs i asked for non fat milk. sbux closes at 8 pm for now hikss

11 - left tamel at about 7:10 and arrived on budhi asih at 08:54 yalll the traffic. Icu. Bought eatlah double and ate the salted egg part. Nap. ICU discussion with dr Dedi @8pm. I presented from my phone to save data hehe,,

12 - woke up at 8, eatlah brown butter for brekkie, symcard, saladstop's caesar salad for lunch (quite 'eneg' because i didnt eat the cheese evenly so the chicken and cheese were eaten last after the vegs are out. The vegetable's not that variative, and the non vegs make the salad taste delicious (albeit maybe not THAT healthy). Evening jog @UI and i realized i can get wifi sitting near the lake n library. Stared at the night sky from my room, i swear the sky seems super clear. Saw tiny fireworks in the distance

13 - ate muesli and saladstop’s banana walnut cake, symcard, bought moon chicken and saladpoint. lunch was egg salad and the wings. the original tasted so good like??? maybe i havent had msg for a while. also tried big bang, not too spicy which is nice. cicil ukmppd. put my laundry at buih barel lmaoo. try out with fianti. got 70/100

14 - breakfast was salad and leftover chicken. today was bangsal with angga armand. the geriatric patient has a loud murmur yall (and scoliosis, so much that the heart looks distorted). went to margo city to see sales, but when i think about it id rather just thrift stuff lmao. bought lugina. slept through kuliah guru besar. writing this in yellow truck coffee, that had 2 customers on the 1st floor including me. tried banana milk. yall after trying to drink less sugar the beverage tasted super sweet. my headache just goes away. sugar is magic but unhealthy whyyyyy.

15 - igd siang with indah. This body sure is frail. Did cbd with dr afifah AND rescheduled pleno. Rip mobile data i have to use for hotspot.

16 - ok today. Inserted goedel and did bagging. I bagged the patient the wrong way at first (too much). Thankfully the nurses were kind and taught us a lot :) watched some bts content. I feel like after reading househusband my tiktok page is now immensely funnier. Dalbang is also hilarious as always. Put on ginseng sheet mask (smells quite strong)

17 - bangsal. snacked on fried chicken. matcha latte starbucks (turns out its quite full here) and liqo about keeping our tongues in check

18 - arrived at icu. And then opened line. Turns out hadin's swab is positive, so agung kak iman and me have to isolate and swab. So i went back. Ordered kanayam chicken and fish and tempe. Nasi liwet tasted goood damn. Sleptt in the afternoon. Pleno at 4 pm (entered the room 4:30). Had no motivation to do anything. Azkia is getting married! Spent 20 mins formulating words to congratulate her lmaoo

19 - osce simulation, kak nanu was so kind and encouraging. Did try out solid. Lunch is fish bite pasta with melted cheese (cause i had to reach the minimum amount for promo). It got cold so its not that good (pairing it with self made mentai sauce, mixing the mayo and chili, is way much better). Jogged in ui (and searched for wifi). Approached by someone selling haraus coffee (25k), saying that some earnings will be for charity. Its basically sweet. Can barely taste the coffee.

20 - had kanayam for lunch (brekkie is almost always muesli lately). The nasi liwet tasted much better the first time. Walked to yellow truck coffee in the pouring rain. Got banana milk. Saw webinar ksk (electrolyte correction and dr nadhira talkshow). What i got from it is that, dr nadhira is a different person from the first place. Shes visionary, knows what she want and not afraid to reach it. The mindset is different. Even if i try as hard as her, her propensity to growth is different. Cicil ukmppd. Try out with fianti (got 72/100). Talked for an hour about love and marriage and engagements (there are so much of it lately)

21 - leftover kanayam for brekkie, also ate roti salman in cikini st. swab today (met kris, nessa and others). muesli for lunch. i thought my body felt a bit warm, so i decided to find sumn to eat. tried kedai abu bakar’s spaghetti brulee. its okay. maybe because its not too cheesy or meaty, mainly bechamel sauce. the one pupuy made is much tastier. finished the whole 10x20 portion in 2 eating sesh. cicil ukmppd @ bed in the evening (somehow felt refreshed enough to be able to concentrate in bed)

22 - went early to icu to put dops form. lugina for early lunch. i feel like my metabolism is faster? or my body is not so much in calorie deficit mode anymore and it got greedier lmao i used to just ignore hunger but not now, for health. starbiiies tumbler day. ordered black tea latte with non fat milk and vanilla syrup (because raspberry syrup is no more). did cbd geri ppt. 

23 - finally knew the swab result bcs kak iman asked kak farras. thankfully negative. igd with jordi. quite a few chances to do iv line, but i failed 2 times. managed to do iv injection to insert 2 drugs. saw the worst cpr ive ever seen in my life. its too slow, with maximal interruption. fish bite for lunch. wasted the rest of my day

24 - originally intended to run but i cant bring myself out of bed. packed up my stuff. picked up by mom. got the paper result of swab, got ksk from kelvyn @ capitol. can finally drink self-made matcha latte again, but it tasted horrible. i know cy matcha doesnt have that much going on, but even this is low even for them. previously i was starting to get used to the grassy smell.

25 - my lil bro remarked “maybe shes depressed because she doesnt have her chair”. fuck yall. this “depression” that im in is caused by this very place and the people. and im supposed to still muster the strength to study for ukmppd AND get my face together for solid book photoshoot. that shit is too much. this is why the money that goes to cafe, and the bike ride there is worth it for my sanity. after showering, things felt a bit better. had absolutely no will to study today. ate muesli with a bit of matcha latte.

26 - muesli for breakfast. matcha latte is lyfff ive probably said this before but it ~somehow~ makes me feel normal and not in a slump. like im a regular person. with normal moods. and not wanting to sleep all the time. i try to do ukmppd exercises but the pace is so fucking slow, bcs im distracted by get rich haha,,,. the latest potn update (64) is omgggg the mixed feelings? love? hate? anger? everything and nothing? the ~tension and passion~? im obsessed. watched a ton of bts content today and yesterday lmao.

27 - nasi kebuli for brekkie. went to flavola, im the first customer lmao. tried kopi susu coklat, tasted quite close enough to janjiw’s kopi soklat. had the same ~improved mood and concentration~ effect. tried to read ksk. bought milky banana 1L from puyo to give dajen (its his bday yesterday) (i feel prompted (?) to gift people when theyve given a present to me) (because my love lang is not gift giving at all so i barely think abt gifts lmao). talked with sum 33 ipa guys @ dajens house. yay appropriate amount of social battery charging. tryout with fianti, padi this time. got 67/100. 

28 - ate muesli with matcha latte after breakfast. cicil ukmppd. Listened to yoongi's vlive until i fell asleep lol. 2 burger and salad for dinner. omggg hansol revealed his gf. 

29 - spent half of my day tidying up the mess that is my room. figured out what to wear for solid book photoshoot with fianti, ara. matcha latte terosss. phd for dinner. 

30 - breakfast is muesli with cimory choco hazelnut. mom made matcha chocolate brownies. tryna study. slow pace terosss. read some padi materials. dalbang.

31 - bought vsoy low sugar and multigrain. moved my body a bit to youtube videos. showered. felt better. it also rained (which i love). the pleasant mood only lasted til the evening. did nothing from 7pm even though im not sleepy. cant tell when did i start to sleep

and just like that, 2020 kkeut. its sad to say i dont rly remember much remarkable things this year. other than the trip and memories with minor rotation friends. i just remember wasting my life away in my house. i guess that’s the danger of living a monotone life. sometimes you gotta invest some time to have fun, to have motivation to live on and do things. not doing this makes it difficult to live day by day. and friends. meeting friends, seeing new stuff. that helps me live. 

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What’s your favourite musical? Hmmm tbh I dont have one lol How do you get to sleep? Lots of meds and weed, tv on 30 min sleep timer, on my side with a pillow between my arms and legs because im a granny What happened at the last party you went to? The last party i went to was technically best friends wedding. There was a party bus which is basically a nightclub on wheels haha Have you ever smoked a cigarette? Many but not in years What’s your hair like at this present moment? Black, short messy bangs, greasy and needs a wash Are you more comfortable sitting or lying down? Lying What’s the worst film you’ve ever seen? God thats a hard question hahaha. I dont even remember the names of the truly awful tbh Are you an untidy person? I swing between messy and neat but I am a virgo after all. Have you ever been a fan of*NSYNC? No i was BSB for lyfe and it was not okay to like both in the times yall Do you watch a lot of Television? Not cable but netflix and hulu yeah. Do you think you’re fat sometimes? I am fat and its not a bad thing. Do you like to flex your muscles? Uhhh when i walk and stuff i guess lmao Do you think you’ll ever get plastic surgery? Im poor lmao Have you ever completely misunderstood what someone was saying? All the time. Favourite kind of cake? Chocolate anything or funfetti Was it a boy or girl to text you last? A girl Name something you are doing tomorrow? Getting a bang trim! Do you sleep on your stomach? Nope i have a spine disease and it would leave me immobile the next day Where are you going to be at 4PM tomorrow? At home cutting a friends hair Last time you saw fireworks, with whom&where? After lakefair and watched from my living room with my love Are you missing someone? A lot of people. Some i dont talk to, some far away, and some dead. Do you like horror or comedy? Comedy, I hate horror usually. Who did you last share a taxi with? Havent taken a cab in forever but shared a lyft with my love and their sister Dogs or cats? Catsss What were you doing at 12 this afternoon? Working Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? I better be considering I've been married for 6 years What’s your favourite season? Why?

Fall! Love the flavors and scents, halloween, changing leaves When was the last time you did something you knew was wrong? Its been awhile honestly Did you have any unread messages when you woke up this morning? Yes Who was the last person you hugged? My partner When was the last time you cried? Its been awhile since and i dont remember Who was driving the last time you were in a car? Me myself and I Does any part of your body hurt right now? Back, neck, feet, shoulder Do you like your bed? Yessss Have you ever broken someone’s heart? Many. Lovers, friends, family, parents. It happens When did you last talk to your brother or sister? A couple days ago Do you ever want to know which person you are going to marry? Already been there doing that How much cash do you have on you? Literal zero Are you tanned? Eh yeah I'm Sicilian and tan easily and its been summer so it is unavoidable Did you get any compliments today? Yes Have you ever gone to court? Yes many times Do you get jealous easily? Yes and no. Used to let it consume me and have worked on it over the years Would you ever want to swim with the sharks? No thanks What are you going to do on saturday? Idk im off work and no plans! Probably relaxing because next week is gonna be exhausting What is in your back pocket? Non existent What were you doing at 3AM this morning? Sleeping What do you usually do first in the morning? Pee lol Are you good at math? Nahhhhhh Any plans for friday night? Off work at 615 and then nothing Do you have a little crush on someone? Anthony kiedis lmfaoooo How old is the last person you kissed? 28 Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? We are married and i love them

Thank you!!!!