#thanks for your ask cutie!

[groovyangelkisses]

I LOVVEVEVEV OLD MAN LOGANN!!! I wanna be his housewife sooososo badly. I wanna cook for him when he has a long day and let him grope and grind against me while I cook because he deserves every part of me (OLD MAN LOGAN FOR LIFE!!)

i LOVEEEE the way you think, sweetpea!!!!

being his happy lil housewife with a sweet little gingham apron he had someone handmake you for christmas </3 makin' him his favorite baked goods when he comes home from driving and dealing with mean customers. massaging his shoulders while he rants and eats dinner, running your fingers through his gray hair, scratching lightly as he pauses to sigh out "'s nice, thank you baby" <3

i am a free use!logan ENTHUSIAST. so you're cooking dinner for him after a long day, same lil apron on and your hair pushed away from your face in a big claw clip— messy but dedicated, of course. and he comes home, shoulders slumped, little brown paper lunch bag (that you packed) tucked between his fingers as he strolls in the kitchen closer to you, already palming himself as he watches you. the only way you even know he's home is the loud groan he lets out when you stand on your tiptoes to reach the spice cabinet— your legs and back extending. your head whips around and he's already on you, fumbling with his belt and pressing his readers up his nose as he flips your little apron up, and reaches around the front of you to unzip your jeans with a whispered, but steady "too fuckin good... too fuckin' sweet for me.. my good little wife"

<3

[httyd-art-requests]

Have you drawn a Hackatoo? If you haven’t please do one.

These guys make me think of milipedes and caterpillars, so I took some real life inspiration :] Based on the black swallowtail butterfly's caterpillar form <3

Dragon #112 - Hackatoo

I have about a million of these in Rise of Berk lol

[i-like-forcefem]

Okay, here me out: forcefem two guys at once and brainwash them specifically to start falling for each other and be cute little girlfriends…I cannot get that thought out of my head. How would you go about it?

Well you know you could forcefem both of them and hypnotise them to date each other, or, and hear me out here cutie, you hypnotise each of them to try and forcefem the other and turn the other into their girlfriend, the hypnosis will make them fall in love with the other, but only want the other as their girlfriend

Then I’ll teach them one on one through my usual forcefem drills, tell them how I make all my cuties (how to hide hide E in food, how to get a “guy” to admit “he” looks good in skirts, the whole 12 step program), and then let them loose on each other, both determined to make the other their girlfriend

And then they’ll be so so busy forcefemming the other that they don’t even notice that they’re also being turned into a beautiful girl

I wonder how long it will take before they realise that actually they’re a pair of cute lesbians

[froggychair05]

Hello again :)

Love Lukas feeling all flustered while Jesse is so painfully oblivious, poor Axel gotta deal with them while he drives them back

The scene in the car and the phone call were two of my favorite parts to write this chapter, and this art is so cute 🥺

[theinternetisfulloftrash]

Fuck, Be Bestie, Awkward 3 hour elevator conversation, Marry, Kill (Dylan characters with S name addition)

Stiles Stilinski

Sam Taylor

Stu Maxsome

Simon Tarnum

Stuart

OoOooOoOOo

Hmmm. Interesting. I'm going to give this some serious thought. Also... so many S characters. Interesting.

Let's start with the obvious. The last two are gonna be TOUGH.

Kill - Simon Tarnum:

As much as that character made me laugh. He's a deplorable little shit. I did like his casual outfits that showed off those yummy arms and he looked pretty damn good in a towel though ;)

Elevator Conversation - Stuart Twombly:

Twombly after all the life experience would be less of an awkward conversation, but if he was just on his phone the entire time and like... being a hipster turd, it could be pretty awkward.

Be Bestie - Stu Maxsome:

As much as he'd be a great elevator conversation because he's awkward. I think he would be an absolutely delightful bestie. I could hang out with him and Burt below the line and it would be the shit.

Fuck - Sam Taylor:

THIS IS SO HARD BECAUSE I'D MARRY HIM IN A HEARTBEAT. He's so fucking yummy. Handy. Deliciously dressed in that casual carpenter kind of way that's always gotten me a little keyed up. Not to mention, him in his flatcap and vest is LITERALLY exactly what he looks like as a character in my novel... so I thirst. But listen... In my mind, I would be with him in the past (I know it doesn't make sense, just shhhh), and he'd always belong to Evelyn, so marrying him would be marrying someone who could never give you all of him, but I'd 'console' him between the sheets as many times as he'd like ;)

Marry - Stiles Stilinski:

Stiles is one of my favourite characters ever. He's precious. Brave. Intelligent. Hilarious. Adorable. Stronger than he'd ever understand. Clumsy and dorky in the perfect ways. He's got enough of his own baggage to display real empathy. He's loyal to a fault, and absolutely the best friend you could ever ask for. NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM DESERVED STILES. Change my mind. Marriage material.

[chrollogy]

— dad!atsumu is the type to push his kids into volleyball (his heart broke when he found out his son did NOT want to be a setter and wanted osamu to teach him how to be a wingspiker)

— definitely tries to attend every game his son has and would be so embarrassing whenever his son would score a point that he asks atsumu to tone it down or have osamu stand in as replacement (BRO WAS SULKING AFTER THAT)

— i feel like he'd actually use osamu to stand in for him if there's a big game and he wants osamu to recount every second as if he's living the experience thru his twin (osamu is TIRED but knows that atsumu doesn't want his kid thinking he isn't showing up)

— is definitely a girl!dad

— he takes her out to lil daddy-daughter dinners in the fanciest attire 🥹

— i have this hc where when his children were toddlers he and osamu would always play parent swap and laugh whenever his kids would get confused and cry

— is a pushover for his kids i fear 😔 yk those family hierarchies that we grow up to? yeah no that doesn't exist because he's scared of his wife and his children (they bite)

— "atsumu go wash the dishes"

"i'm the setter of first league msby"

"okay setter of first league msby, wash the fucking dishes"

KINDA ALL OVER THE PLACE BUT I HOPE U GET IT 😭

FIRST OF ALL OMG NIE THANK U FOR COMING TO MY ASK BOX W THIS 😫<333

tsumu is definitely a girl!dad and will spoil her lots bc ‘that’s his lil girl’ !!!! :( <3 he’d be teaching her how boys are supposed to treat her, and def tears up a lil when he hears she has a small crush on someone at school!! tsumu is also the type to cry when his daughter goes to her first prom omg :<

i can so so see tsumu pushing his kids to become a setter (he may or may not have been patiently waiting to teach them his techniques 😭) at the end of the day he’d be supportive of samu teaching them instead but would have the biggest pout during training sessions LMAOO but he’d happy toss so his kids could spike them!!! (and in his mind, maybe its not too bad that his kids want to be a wingspiker since he gets to set to them) and YES YES YES he’d absolutely ask osamu to stand in because even though he’s not there physically, he’s there in spirit and that’s all that matters <3

oh my GODDD i live for those parent swap pranks 😭 they’d absolutely do it more times than not (once his child liked being in osamu’s arms more than his and he got all sulky while trying to prove that he’s the REAL dad)

“okay setter of first league MSBY, wash the fucking dishes.” I AM CRYINGGG tsumu would definitely use that as an excuse to try and sneakily avoid chores but that ain’t happening in the miya household!!! he’s honestly the type to just be like “yes ma’am 🫡” no questions asked bc he might be big n tall but he has a soft spot for his wife (and hes a scaredy cat, just a bit, though)

[sepiamestus]

omg your friend is around the corner... she says hi............

EEMA?????????????!?!!??!?!?!??!?!?!!?

[transgender-chiroptera]

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[nebulastarss]

get lizarded :)

Gasp!

What a delightful little lad!

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

This is just a thought but…. How do u think stsg would react to u getting into a fight? Maybe just idk… some creep who tried getting too close or some old ex friend that picked the fight first. :3 like no SERIOUS injuries more of a bloody nose + bruised knuckles kinda thing…. (forgive me 4 not being more dramatic I’m v v squeamish when it comes to violence) I feel like you’ve mentioned this before but idk my memory isn’t the best </3 like. I’m sort of imaging u come home a little later sorta roughed up and they���re just. Immediately like what the fuck?? I don’t see them as the type to go out and beat the person up (toru maybe…… /hj I think they’d both be tempted but that would just be a heat of the moment urge I think…) I’m gonna be honest the whole reason I even thought of this was for the idea of sugu tending to ur wounds… maybe scolding u a little for getting into a fight with someone… toru not smiling for once in his life and instead just. Kissing ur forehead trying not to let it show how pissed off he is (not at u ofc !!!). hehe idk this was just a little brain thing,,!! I hope ur doing well thoooo !! — stsg anon :>

STSG ANON THE LOMLLLL I’VE MISSED YOU 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 it’s been so long since you sent this i’m so sorry for the wait!!!! it got lost in my drafts and i only found it just now T_T

BUT AAAAA I’VE MISSED YOUR STSG THOUGHTS….. this scenario appeals to me soso much!!!!!!! AND DWWWW i’m a big ol sensitive baby when it comes to violence/gore so 😭😭 that’s perfect!!!! they would be so worried and so protective….. definitely pissed off too. like. the kind of anger that just boils under their skin yk?? i agree with you that they aren’t the type to instantly go the violent revenge route tho!!! their priority is just to make sure you’re okay :((( they’re absolutely seething w anger and just . twitching bc they’re so upset on your behalf LMAOO but i think they’d put it aside to care for you!!!!

and as always i agree w you completely <33 sugu is tending to your wounds and scolding you the slightest bit….. but i think he’d be a little too worried and guilty to really sound convincing. i just see sugu as being soooo empathetic :(((( he sees you all bruised up and it physically hurts him. he just wants you to be okay!!!! and then toru…. him not smiling and kissing your forehead instead <///3 he’s sooo so precious and so worried . i think he’d also feel a little ashamed!!! stsg are just sooo protective of you that i feel like they’d blame themselves for not being there yk?? :’3 so they make it up by being extra sweet. sniffle… i love them sm……

BUT honestly. when they’ve taken care of you properly and heard your explanation…… i think they get to Work 💀💀 NOW I DON’T. think. they’d get into a physical fight….. there’s a chance but it depends on the circumstance. at the very least they’re making their way over to whoever hurt you and making sure they Know you have two guard dogs protecting you <33333 they may or may not rough said person up too idk honestly. i just think they’d find it hard to control themselves around someone who Actually hurt you 😭😭 (if it’s a creep then they’re def Resorting to Violence but maybe not if it’s old friend...) they’re a littleeeeee scary but so sweet.

protective stsg my beloveds…. tysm for the good food stsg anon <3333 i rlly did miss you so much!! i hope you’re doing well!!!! and having a super lovely day or night :3 sending you lots of kissies + these stsg plushies…… they love you Very Much <33

[boytumms]

I winged this very quickly, but after thinking about the ask I sent about a pocket boy and his owner squeezing toothpaste into him I just had to draw it. (If this gets flagged/taken down I can just send a link to a furaffinity page where I’ll post it very soon 👍)

“P-please… it hurts.” Andrew’s insides burned from the minty toothpaste being squeezed into his holes. His asshole ached as the tube stretched him open, and his pussy quivered at every squeeze the giant thumb gave. He held his bulging stomach in pain, the more packed he became the more toothpaste pushed up his throat. If it wasn’t for the two fingers pinching his tail and holding him still, he would’ve ran away from this nightmare already.

The giant didn’t let up once. Squeeze— a low gurgle sounded. His stomach and throat tingled with minty freshness. Squeeze— his womb bloated and the tinge increased. Andrew’s cheeks turned green with an onslaught of nausea. Squeeze— he tried to hold back, biting his lips to distract himself. Squeeze— Toothpaste squirted out of his mouth and nose with a sickening spurt. Andrew coughed and choked on the overwhelming mint in his nose, every squeeze now shooting another wave of mint out of the only hole not plugged.

“Ugh, look at the mess you made.” The giant boomed in disappointment and finally dropped his tail. Rather than getting able to run, Andrew’s legs had turned into mush and he fell to the desk. One more pathetic squirt of toothpaste left his mouth and nose before he laid in a heap. The giant’s steps faded, and the torture stopped. His brief moment of relief though ended quickly as the giant’s steps returned, this time with a third tube of toothpaste. Andrew just gurgled in terror.

AAAAALKSADFADSF THIS IS SO GOOD THE ART AND THE STORY ARE BOTH AMAZINGGGG!!!!

Poor Andrew, about to be stuffed with three giant tubes of toothpaste, I wonder if his tummy would even be able to handle it...

[bouquetshark]

what about langue de chat caregiver hcs… 🎤

Caregiver!Langue De Chat Cookie Headcanons

As a general baseline, Langue de Chat is a hardworking individual, which sometimes means he accidentally forgets about you from exhaustion. He always makes sure to make it up, though, he loves you very much! So don't forget that!

• Langue De Chat Cookie found out what age regression was through the internet, and was very supportive of you! Although he didn't understand much at first.. he's getting there!

• Let's you “help” with his paperwork sometimes, (which usually just involves you drawing on a piece of paper he doctored up to look like a signature sheet.)

• As much as he struggles to take break's, you being there helps him settle down too and really get into that caregiver headspace. It also helps him remember to eat because he has to feed his kiddo too.

• You usually eat very healthy, balanced meals, but sometimes you get to have pizza for dinner if Langue de Chat is too tired to cook. He doesn't actually like greasy foods much, to your surprise.

• Enjoys singing you lullabies. Although, he isn't a very good singer himself...he tries. You appreciate the effort.

• Adores being called “papa” or “dada”. Those will make him melt.

• Presents are few and far in-between because Langue de Chat is really broke from buying his law firm building in cash (a smarter move in the long run but it's kicking his butt right now), so he opts to spend quality time with you instead doing your favorite thing's!

• Langue de Chat has very soft and thick hair, (think of what those Barbies look like in commercials for reference), and let's you style it, so long as it isn't dyed because he's allergic to most hair dyes.

• Enjoys sunny days and taking you to the beach the most, he simply can't get enough of vacation! Especially not with his kiddo. <3

[lattesqueeze]

favorite plant and favorite flower? 🌻

omg how have i missed your lovely questions in my inbox HELLO!!!

my favourite plant is the fun little succulents that look like shrek ears. you know. these guys.

as for flowers, i’m truly a very classic girlie. i love some peonies and tulips. even better if they’re pink!!!

[i-like-forcefem]

Wow! My newly acquired doll thought she just got misgendered by the cashier!!!

She even tried to correct the poor clerk! She told the cashier right to her face that she’s a “guy”, you should’ve seen the look on that poor woman’s face as this “guy” wearing a pink dress with bunnies on it, carrying a plushy bigger then her head, in the squeakiest voice say that’s she’s a guy!

I’m laughing my ass off! Little dolls like her are so so silly, no one will believe her lies ever again! because she’s not a guy! She my adorable little girl and always will be

[summitclan-chronicles]

Hi! feel free to answer this either publicly or privately😊✨ I wanted to ask how far stylization goes! Just to be sure! This is an oc im considering and the face claim I was basing him off of- Still a wip of course! The irl ref itself has minimum white spotting, while this design has more white + plus some white dots under the eyes, a white flower for the tabby m on the head, and tipped ears (and the colors don't exactly match but I assume that's barely a concern so long as it still looks roughly similar, cheers to lilac silver!) I just wanted to see if that was alright!! It doesn't match exactly, especially with the white spotting, and I know you said there was more freedom with ocs we bring in but I just wanted to make sure! :DDD

Hullos! I'm going to answer this publically because it's a great example of what I mean by "realism with pizazz"! See how you can tell this cat was based on the IRL image, but has certain key features that make them themselves? The white pawtips, the white ears, the forehead starlet, the subtle striping, the defined pale belly? Even between art styles, if these traits were in appropriate place I would be able to recognize them as themselves against another lilac they were not!

The only real suggestion I have is to save your flat colors if your design is softer like this, so others (and yourself!) have a better time drawing your character!

[meownotgood]

hey, i’ve just been informed about ur work getting stolen. i’m so sorry that happened to u, ik it sucks and im especially sorry no one picked up on it sooner. im a fellow writer and ik how much it sucks to put all ur effort and having someone take all the credit with just copying and them getting all the praise.

i only hope now that they’re called out u get the interaction u deserve my lovely 🫶🫶🫶

thank you for your support 🫂 I appreciate you saying so...