#thanks for the ride :)

[frostbitepandaaaaa]

“Thanks for the Ride”, a Rebelcaptain Oneshot

this is a silly little one-shot written for my dear love, @quarantineddreamer​. but it’s really a tribute to all my Discord ferals. i love y’all sm.

based on this silly gif

chapter 2 of Ghost is almost done, but this was a nice, fluffy break from the constant angst and emotional turmoil. hope y’all enjoy. <3

tagging @rebelcaptaindaily​

PREVIEW

“I’m fine,” she growls, even as she starts to break into a sheen of cold sweat with the shock of the pain. “I just— I need to—“

“You’re fine?” Cassian questions her with raised eyebrows. Force, how does he have the nerve to be a smart ass right now? She wants to kiss him and punch him in equal measure.

She’s interrupted before she can make a choice by a not-so-distant blast, a delayed charge near the entrance of the refinery. That had been her idea. But, the shouts of Imperial commands and the thump of Trooper boots are coming straight for them. Of course.

She grits her teeth and makes to stand but her leg throbs, gives out on her and she swears like the smuggler she is. Cassian steadies her as she slips down the door once again. “Cassian, you need to get the kriff out of here.”

“Me?” he asks, breathless, incredulity alighting in his eyes. He let’s out a bark of derisive laughter. “Not without you, Erso.” He chances a peek over the container. He crouches before her, back to her, arms slightly raised by his sides. “Come on, get on my back.”

read it on ao3! 

[rmhashauthor]

Life hack:

Uber drivers will accept cash, debit, and freshly cut Genovese basil as a tip for their services. Often, they will be baffled but happy to accept free produce.

Just wait until the tomatoes start coming in...

[autumnillustration]

"This committee and its members have spoken: no more Naboo for you."

(AU where post-banishment Ahsoka gets zapped back to TPM and starts strategising a battle plan against Fate. Link to fic)

[lowpolyanimals]

Chick from Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride

[temeyes]

on your horse muppet, wE ARE LEAVING-

[mobius-m-mobius]

Lokius + a S2 mid season summary 😅

[starrspice]

Have this Fairy Tale AU to reign in the new year!!

In this AU the prince(s) charming from all the classic stories falls in love with the woodsman rather than their Fairy tale loves after being saved from a band of marauders on their way to the castle one night

Meanwhile the woodsman (Y/N in this case) has decided to hunt down all the dark beasts in the shadows they can find to finally give the kingdom some peace, weather it be wolves or trolls or dragons, they want the people of the kingdom to feel safe. (Some more than others)

[qvert]

Let’s just say Imogen’s new outfit is fucking fire

[happy-xy]

Jacob Scipio BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE (2024)

[happyyft]

Can I get uhhh

[dashcon-two]

Are you secretly Strange Aeons? You sound like her in your writing and I keep reading your posts in her voice. It’s okay, you can tell me if you are. I won’t tell.

I am not but god what a compliment

[dingbatsy]

🔥Red Hot Riding Hood Alastor🔥 (2/2)

Vox is thirsty like the wolf 💦

Red Riding Hood Al by @lockwayarts!

Big Bad Wolf Vox by me!

Part 1

[prymaraa]

i love them so much, misha needs to be returned to life and reunited with talia in kyiv <3

bonus sketch!!

[watchingwhathappens]

i hate the mischaracterization of constance

no, she isn't a fujoshi

she is a three dimensional character who gets watered down because of two lines

even then, those two lines were meant to communicate the fact that she is SHELTERED. she has not seen many queer people, as uraniam is a small town. noel has stated that he is the only gay man there

please stop dumbing her down to an mlm fetishizer.

[imminent-danger-came]

The Devil and the Lovers

Stills Under the Cut!

[httpiastri]

I'm going crazy thinking about riding Lando in his sim chair

LIKE GURL IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING HOT

👀 helloooooooooo please the thoughts you brought to my mind..... not very holy

(18+ content below, minors pls dni)

lando has been on the call for way too long now.

he promised he’d just go for one more round on the sim with george and alex, but that was almost two hours ago. you are bored, and the shows on the tv in lando’s living room are not doing enough to help you forget about your boyfriend neglecting you.

when you finally get off the couch and go over to his room, lando is in the exact same position as he was when you left him; body relaxed back against the sim chair, legs spread wide, head slump back against the headrest. he's laughing at something george has just said when his eyes fall on you in the doorway.

"oh, my girl is here!" he exclaims, reaching out a hand towards you as you move closer. "the boys say hi."

you intertwine your fingers with his, leaning down to the mic of his headset. "hi, boys!"

he takes a quick moment to mute himself from the call, looking back up at you. "what's up?"

"can i join you?"

his face lights up. "do you want to play?" his expression then changes when he sees you shaking your head.

"i just want to sit."

he can't quite grasp what you're saying. it doesn't click until you step so close that your knees are bumping against his thigh, just before you drape one of your legs over his lap, sitting down on top of him. lando blinks at you and gulps, not able to control the tent already forming in his pants when you shuffle to find a comfortable position. you know he has always had a weakness for you sitting on his lap, so the innocent eyes and the sweet pout you're showing off are nothing but an act. "is something wrong?" you ask, one of your hands coming up to stroke his cheek as he shivers.

"lando? where did you go, mate?"

in a matter of just seconds, he had managed to forget about his friends and the round they were playing. he's forgotten about everything that isn't you and your pretty face.

"sorry, guys," he says once he's gone off mute. his voice breaks when he tries to speak again, so he coughs and tries one more time. "something has come up, i have to go."

lando doesn't even give his friends time to ask why or say goodbye before he's hung up the call, his focus back on you again. his hands move up and down your sides as he shakes his head. "what? why did you hang up?"

"don't play with me right now." he squints at you, a playful grin spreading over his lips.

"it's all your fault anyway," you say, letting your hands reach down to play with the zipper of his jeans. "you ignored me."

he lets out a shaky sigh when you pop the button open, slowly pulling down the zipper. "what do i have to do to get you to forgive me?"

"i think you know."

and god riding him then 😩 in the seat where he does so much of his work, so many hours of the day... he's going to be reminded of you and grow horny every time he goes back there