#thanks carrot

[lights-out-knives-out]

Today’s whump prompt comes from Carrot

[lady-bizarre]

DUDE

[hellsitegenetics]

IF fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must FIGHT!

sun tzu said that, and i'm sure he knows a little more about fighting than YOU do, paaaalll because he INVENTED IT! and then he PERFECTED IT! so that no living man could best him im the ring of honor!

then, he used his fight money...to buy two of every animal on earth

and then he herded them onto a boat,

and beat the CRAP out of every single one!

and from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a TZU!!

UNLESS IT'S A FARM.

String identified: gtg t t ct, t t GT!

t a tat, a ' a tt at gtg ta , aaaa ca T T! a t CT T! tat g a c t t g !

t, gt …t t aa at

a t t t a at,

a at t CA t g !

a tat a a, a t a c aa a tgt ac, t' ca a T!!

T' A A.

Closest match: Daucus carota subsp. sativus cultivar DH1 chromosome 4 Common name: Carrot

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[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

So I was scrolling along and accidentally clicked on a tag of some post. But it opened with this as the banner and I thought it was perfect. 🧡

SUCK IS DICK SUNDAY

[sphyrne]

carrot and angua

[yesornopolls]

do you like cooked carrots?

[carrotchipper]

i love your splatoon art do you have anymore???? its really nice

would you believe splatoon 3 is my most played game ever and yet ive drawn basically nothing for it? its a travesty

so heres a little pearlina, for you and for me

[leonardoeatscarrots]

I love the way you drww bill

He's so expressive??

Could you draw him and ford maybe?

This may have taken me all day... but I was planning to draw them anyway, haha!

Liking and reblogging helps me a ton!

Do not repost.

Static image under the cut

[giggleme-green]

Please I’d love to know your headcanons for the trio Papys

I think I’ll be using this system for future headcanon showcasing. 🫰☠️💀☠️

[noyzinerd]

Stiles: Um, sure. Let's see...hmmm...Oh! If you see a drowsy looking bee on the ground, you can give it a little drop of sugar water to help make it feel better.

Derek, in the middle of cleaning out a bullet wound:

Stiles:

Stiles: I'm now starting to realize that you were probably asking me for a "Q-Tip" rather than a "cute tip".

[just-a-carrot]

campfire nights 🏕️

[reverieofreveria]

Playing RF4 for the first time and this is what I've gathered about Dylas so far.

[surreal-duck]

I just want to say bless you for the midoyuzu treats eating so well. ALSO LOVE YOUR OCS TOO!!!! I JUST RLLY LIKE YOUR ART ITS SO NICE ♡

THANK U SM!!! (╯▽╰ ) they haunt me every waking minute of my life and are one of my few saving graces through. pretty much everything askjghsghd i miss my ocs a lot theres soo much id like to do with them one day but it seems it wont be anytime soon </3

heres an old sketch that never went anywhere in the meantime o7

[peri-peri-sauce]

I'm finally home and somehow well-rested so I can finally write my little paragraph about how much fun I had at the Cologne and Frankfurt gigs!

Those two days felt more like a Tumblr meetup than actual concert days 😅 I had so much fun in the queue exchanging gifts! Thank you so much for all the stickers, photocards and bracelets I received 🫶🏻

I'm so glad that I finally got to meet Jere and Jukka in Cologne. I never thought I'd meet this man in a million years, let alone while he was pantless 💀And hearing the new songs was such a treat, they were absolute bangers and I can't wait for him to release the album so I can listen to them again 😩 And I still can't believe I got to dance to Baila in Jere's TikTok that day what the fuck 😭

Also, I couldn't stop yapping to Jukka about how much I love him, his Patreon and how incredible he is as a performer and guitarist. He was smiling so much, his cheekbones were the cutest and he gave me the warmest hug ever 🥹 I was absolutely over the moon. Meeting Jere was okay too I guess 🙄 aksjfdjskhfd It was fucking amazing to meet him, and I'll never forget how his breath stunk when I got close to him 😭 but honestly I love him even more for that. You go king, pantless and with bad breath!

As for the Frankfurt gig, despite the bad weather and rain I had a blast in the queue and I got so many stickers and gifts! Also I was so fucking happy to get barricade with @mita-vittua-olivia and @arachn11da! I'll never forget how awesome this experience was 🥰

I was a little mad I didn't catch Jukka's pick even though he came up in front of me and threw it in my direction, but maybe next time I'll have better luck 😔 Also, sadly Jere didn't come out to say hi after the gig but I hope he at least got to have a good shit 🙂

Today I got a bit emo thinking about those two crazy days and I really hope I'll have the chance to go to more gigs in the future and meet y'all again! 🫶🏻

[baby-xemnas]

@glittergluwu I WENT OH MY GOD OUT LOUD

[ashersbraincell]

Here it is, the belated acursed birthday gift

Happy Birthday Orlam 😈