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so hi everyone, my name is suco, mexican nb teacher dude poor fuck you know just a guy 🖖🏽🙂 uh idk why I feel like so fucking awkward as if i hadnt done this before. but ummm i really don't wanna ask but i got to i just am not getting out solo or receiving any help really, i got a shitty weekend i had to disconnect and uh im. not getting into it but i got stuck with some really huge bills and umm they're not even mine but yes cause family and i guess common interests in not dying from unemployment and uh systemic bullshit and then i have had minor bullshit happen to me too like just as a cherry on top so uh just too much it became too much like just bullshit after bullshit but it's just money man fuck so i am begging like im. at ends wit here and im. tired all the damn time
i am left to pay around 1100 dlls to like be even with tomorrow jk like the 4th of may so any, like i mean truly, any aid is appreciated really and reblogs to as ever help a whole lot tysm for any help you can give fr 🙏🏽😊🔫
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the p*ypal. link 🫶🏽💕
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anyone got any advice for things you can do when you seriously need to get things done, but you're constantly tired?
for the record - don't worry about me or feel you gotta dm. i'm not here to vent like i tend to. more wondering - when feeling depressed/behind on starting tasks/apathetic, what can you do to make yourself excited, especially when you're feeling really damn tired?
#thanks and sorry#i'm aware this is venting and i'm really sorry#but i'm genuinely here for advice from y'all
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Always desperately afraid to make the wrong take but that’s how I learn . In college I became so mentally stunted because I learned the right thing to say but was not necessarily made aware of all the wrong things, which if I knew I’d want to avoid. And I saw so many people get publicly humiliated and shamed for having wrong takes. That’s ok too it’s part of the learning process, this fear doesn’t mean I shouldn’t still experience the feeling of being wrong, of other people being mad at me. But it’s just a funny feeling now doing it and going through the physical ups and downs of “risky” text posts basically lol
#mommyhorror#Abortion#Also this phenomenon is how I turned into a gendie because I stopped asking questions and responded more to shame#And I can’t let that happen again so I gotta air it all out#Thanks and sorry#Gonna start adding thanks and sorry to all my posts on here lmao it just feels right#half kidding …
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Hey I saw your tags on my pillowfort post would you like a code to make one yourself?? I get a few free ones and I'd love to share them [:
OOOOOOO I already found invites on another post sorry, but I'll post this to let others know! I'm Candy-red-river-bliss on pillowfort!
(Sorry I tend to overcompensate oof)
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Oh look, it seems like there's a Republican-led movement to purge voter rolls in the lead-up to the election! It's almost as if your vote matters and they don't want you to vote! Anyway, I whipped up a quick map (based on this) that shows when the voter registration deadline is in each state. There are a few deadlines coming up in the next week or so.
If you live in a state that regularly purges voter rolls for infrequent voters (the orange ones in the first map), or if you moved recently, it's good to check if you're still registered to vote.
Vote.org makes it super easy to check your registration: https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/
Just put in your address and DOB and they'll tell you whether you're registered. (And they give you a quick link to register online if it turns out that you're not! Only the 9 states in white on my map don't have online registration, and for those they provide instructions on how to do it via mail or in person.) If you want an extra verification, find your state's election website and double-check there.
So yeah, give yourself peace of mind -- do a quick check. :)
#sorry that us election season plagues the non-usa folks on tumblr#took a break from binging more batfam fics to do this lol#i LOVE how easy vote.org makes things tho#lowkey was planning to do a gotv comic but the reg deadlines were coming up so#us election 2024#thank you past self from 2020 for already having a map in a psd file#i got my voter info booklet in the mail on friday and i'm so hype
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How I found out about trump getting shot
#donald trump#us politics#its like getting ur news from a destiel meme. but kinda worse. when you see the top of a destiel meme u expect to hear something insane.#not in the ao3 tags though.#truly a *teleports behind you* moment#imagine trump as an ao3 author like “sorry for the slow updates. i got shot :((! enjoy the food anyways#thanks ao3 author#archive of our own#trump#ao3#history#archiveofourown#fanfiction#joe biden#politics#funny
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Hey! Occasional screen reader user to fight eye fatigue and yo prevent me chunking the text. I don't actually mind underscore underscore underscore underscore as it is read by my spesific screen reader(Audify read out loud web browser) and let's me know a scene change has happened. I can and do read, this is a comfort thing to me and if my words go against the ones of someone who actually needs these tools do tell me.
Basically as long as it tales less than 15s to change scenes it's okay, and gives me time to realize scenes changed. Some things that I have noticed is the ugly demon text thing which my screen reader struggles with and just spells out the latin letters. Please don't do those as text is text and not a visual medium. Also please cut down on the thing OP did and don't use images with text that could have just been formatted text. And if you do, only use one descriptor instead of two as was used here.
[Image description in Alt Text.] [ID: Red, block text on a transparent background. The text reads: ‘Fanfic Author PSA’. The dark red Archive of Our Own logo is depicted on either side of the lettering. End ID.]
Many people who read fanfiction also require the assistance of text-to-speech or audio description software. Blind and visually impaired people are very much present in the fanfiction and fandom communities, but are so frequently disregarded or forgotten about.
If you are writing a work and like to utilise paragraph breaks, please do not use combinations such as the following:
[Image description in Alt Text. I have used an image to avoid what I will describe below.] [ID: Four examples of punctuation and icons that are disruptive when used as line breakers. The first line is a series of O letters. The second is a series of asterisks. The third is a series of dots, circles and stars. The last is a series of tildes. End ID.]
The software will read these combinations out loud letter for letter or symbol for symbol. For example; it would read to the user the word ‘asterisk’ six times in a row, or the word ‘tilde’ five times in a row.
This is unpleasant, confusing and often irritating for blind or visually impaired readers. If you would like a similar sample of what it would sound like, enter one of the above combinations into Google Translate and use the audio button.
Here is a post by @ao3commentoftheday that also details this difficulty and provides links to downloadable audio transcribers and fanfiction audio readers. These are also helpful for if you simply wish to listen to fanfiction but can’t find a podfic of the work.
Screen Reader Friendly and Screen Reader Compatible are AO3 tags that help visually impaired readers track and access fanfiction that is consciously created with their needs in mind. Please consider adding these tags to your works in order to expand the range of works that visually impaired readers can safely and confidently access.
Alternatives to these are:
Utilise HTML or embedded line break functions where possible, such as the feature on the Archive’s editing functions. Most screen readers should be equipped to understand these.
[Line breaker] can also be read by most screen readers. While not as aesthetic, it’s still functional.
Use an image divider/breaker and utilise the Alt Text or [ ] descriptor functions to label it as a line breaker.
Reminder: ‘liking’ this post does not spread awareness.
#thanks and sorry#also the extra long line break thing is only an issue when I don't have my noye s20 pen in hand as that allows me to browse the audio#browser without using the screen by going foward or back in the webpage#again#i use mine for comfort reasons and some tools work differently and this is only personal experience#actually fully bling people probably use something more like my phones in built blind mode which allows them to use the phone via gestures
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An Interview with Dot.
#beebfreeb art tag#comic#ms paint#artists on tumblr#art#I slept for two hours and then couldn't fall back asleep so I made this. Thank you comic ideas in my phone notes for giving me things to do#my ocs#<- sorry I've been really into one-off robot OCs lately#an interview with dot#robot
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bunch of dandadan stuff i've drawn/pixeled lately! figured i'd compile it all in one post rather than posting all of them separate lmao
#dandadan#momo ayase#okarun#ken takakura#seiko ayase#turbo granny#famke draws sometimes#sorry i haven't experienced brainrot about a manga this bad since haikyuu. i'm so normal ab this series#doubt i'll be drawing much else other than ddd and rejuv for the time being LOL#1k#5k#10k#thanks for 10k yall... i honestly did not expect it LOL
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pretty boy
#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#laios touden#art#digital art#my art#Hi kensuke👋#according to the speed paint this took 10 hours and like 3 of them were deciding how i wanted to color this#very loosely inspired by spirit phone. i couldn’t commit to the red tho. Sorry#btw thank you all SO SO SO SO MUCH for all the love on the other laios#you guys are so kind thank you i love you i love reading what everyone had to say about it
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#meme#if you dont understand this you probably have really boring shitty sex#not sorry#oml one of my stupid vanilla friends is arguing with me about this#he says because top and dom usually coexist means theyre basicslly synonymous#no#hes dumb and if he didnt live in canada id punch him#thank god i never fucked this guy it would be so boring
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just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"
#eliot posts#i WISH i would've had a funny response to him i just chuckled and said no thank you#i should've said like ''sorry my landlord says no pets''
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it's weird to be attracted to an ugly frog like wtf is even your taste in men
i won't argue with you about whether or not fawful is ugly but it is weird yes, i agree
i have long accepted that i am weird
#i'm sorry i had to publish this one bc it's worded so funny#thanks for giving me another ask to add to my funny anon asks folder on my desktop#asks
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Some rather unlucky investments have landed you in a tad of debt. However, you have know of a way to get out of it that requires very little work on your part.
The "Pussy Portal" company are always hiring after all.
All you have to do is have a portal directly connected to your pussy that any paying customer can use at any time. What could go wrong?
Just realized u didn't actually say it had to be monsterfucking specifically but I made it that anyway lmao.
At least you thought it was going to be very little work on your part.
But now you're not so sure as you sit on the train ride home trying to act like there isn't a monster cock reaching deep in your cunt.
You curse yourself for not reading the terms and conditions of the contract properly. You thought they were just being hyperbolic when they said "Prime Pussy Anywhere, Anytime!" Surely they would have down times right?
No. There are no down times unless you call in a sick day of which you only have few. You shoulda known that pay was too good to be true.
At least whoever's using your portal seems to only be cockwarming themselves for the time being, although that could change at any moment. Every jerk of the train makes you tense up as you try and act as nonchalant as possible. The cock sits so snug and warm inside you, it twitches every time you tense around it.
On the customer app your portal is advertised as specifically "Human pussy" so you like imagining the kinds of monsters who would pick that out specifically. You haven't figured out what monster this one might be, it's rather thick and hot with a very generous amount of precum.
When you get to your stop the train jerks more than you expected and you have to subtly cover your mouth and grab the railing to avoid making a sound. Your customer definitely felt you clench down in panic as their cock jumps in excitement.
They start grinding down slowly on the portal, their cock thrusting shallowly. You speed walk straight for the train station bathrooms and lock yourself inside a stall. Close call but you made it and just in time for their shallow thrusts to turn into full pumps into your slick pussy.
You lean your back on the wall of the stall as your cunt is now being thoroughly pounded by this stranger. You have to crouch to your knees as your orgasm builds up, rubbing your clit with one hand while the other covers your mouth.
Just as you're about to tip over the edge you feel something bigger at the base of the shaft bump against your pussy with each hard thrust. You gasp in realization but it's too late as the monster thrusts their knot past your entrance and you cum hard with a silent scream, spasming and shaking against the bathroom stall.
Their cum fills you to the brim, kept inside by their inflamed knot. They don't stop cumming for several minutes but when they do it takes you several more to compose yourself enough to step out of the bathroom on wobbly legs.
You make the slow and embarrassing walk home while the monster's knot sits snuggly inside your pussy, keeping all that warm cum inside you.
The knot inside you doesn't deflate fully until you're already home and making dinner. You have to grip the counter, shivering slightly as your customer pulls out and goes on with their day having been properly satisfied. The thought makes you feel a strange sense of pride. Just then your phone beeps with a notification from the Portal companies app.
The customer left a tip!
How nice! They also left a review on your page,
"10/10. Best stress relief. Would fuck again."
#thank you for this anon. very big brain. sorry it took so long for me to get too <3#monster x human#monster x reader#monster lover#monster fucker#monster boyfriend#specsanswers#monsterfucker#nsft fantasy
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