#thank you sscb

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Do you have any favorite #jays #content or thoughts to share? :)

boy do i have thoughts, they’re literally all i think about!!!!

so w/o further ado...

i like to the imagine that they start hanging out when jayson asks jaylen for lessons in chess. mostly bc jaylen asked him to play one time and he said he didn’t know how so he wanted to learn for jaylen. so now every saturday jayson goes over to jaylen’s and he learns chess and learns to like jaylen’s fancy tea that he’s forced to drink. & maybe like 6 months later bc jayson is a love sick idiot he gets them matching mugs and jaylen an expensive kettle w/ a 7 engraved in it.

also, maybe jaylen can like draw really well and is obsessed with jayson’s leg tattoos so he like draws jayson super cool tattoo ideas and almost cries when jayson gets one of his designs tatted bc like! wow! this is gonna be on your body permanently! and jayson says it’s not a big deal but it totally is.

& maybe they like don’t really outwardly express to their close friends (or each other) that they’re boyfriends even though they totally are. there’s just something too real about saying the word “boyfriend”.

and maybe they have like a really big fight one day but they still have to go to practice but jaylen is still pissed so he like doesn’t pass to jayson and jayson dunks way too hard over jaylen and marcus yells at them for being stupid. so then like at home they don’t really talk about it but make an informal truce by quietly preparing tea together and watching bob’s burgers.

i also love to think about them getting married!

let’s set the scene...

boston some how makes it to the finals.

so like the night before game 7 when jayson thinks jaylen is sleep he quietly asks “will you marry me” bc he knows that he cannot breathe w/o jaylen and even though they might not win a championship ring he wants to give jaylen a ring!

so jaylen just pretends he’s sleep until he hears jayson sleeping and quietly says “yes” !!

so they end up winning the championship ring and after all the parties and stuff one night in the off season jaylen sets up a really cool proposal and tells jayson that he heard him on the night before game 7!

jayson cries!

& then they have a cute little ceremony and use their championship rings as wedding rings mostly so they can wear their rings in public w/o attention from the media.

& they’re so in love !

and maybe one of jaylen’s old bf’s from highschool chess club hears about the wedding from jaylen’s mom and he sends them a chess set that’s engraved w/ “the tatum-browns”

[sharonsgf]

Can we start a secret society of chaotic bottoms? (Also I love ur blog)

THANK YOU and yes of course we can who wants to be a part of it (sscb for short)

[theskeletoninthegarden]

stuff i heard at work

Order Screen: SSCB, [only...]. *the order finishes, the word Only floats under it, and that's it*

Me: Only? Only what? KM?

KM: Only? I don't know, Stephanie, just only. Only nothin'.

Me: But KM!

KM: I don't know, no one knows.

Me: Only the existential crisis I'm currently having.

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Smol car hop: *tired, currently here when we clearly don't need the extra help* WHY am I HERE?

Me: Here? As in here? Or /here/? It's only...6pm, CH, it's too early for that kind of conversation.

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M2: He looks like a Honda man.

Me: Why do you hate Hondas so much? Was your mom killed by a Honda?

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SCH: Stephanie, kill me now.

Me: How so? With a knife? Should I cook you?

SCH: Yes, cook me!

Me: Grill or fryer?

SCH: Fryer.

Me: Okay, but we're going to have to dip you in and turn you around for another dunk.

SCh: Sounds good, thank you.