#thank you so much anon :)

[hemlock-dreams]

Not me absolutely frothing at the mouth about this AU. Can we get an info dump on the Lore? It's making me want to abandon my current Spideypool WIP for this. Absolutely terminal brainrot for this boy

BEHOLD: MASSIVE LORE DUMP!

Peter B. Parker is a young troublemaker who has a problem with authority. He also has a knack for picking tech apart and putting it back together, which puts him on the radar for a small-time gang that needs someone to act as their alarm system breaker for a big score.

Unfortunately, said score had bad intel and what was supposed to be a simple robbery turns out to be manslaughter when the resulting fire that was supposed to cover up their tracks ends up killing two guards.

Peter is tried as an adult with the rest of the gang and sentenced to Rykers for 5 years.

Check out the full page HERE.

At Rykers, Peter meets Marko Flint, who takes Peter under his wing. and teaches him how to survive and thrive when wearing the orange.

Life goes on for 5 years. He learns the trade, gets some tats, learns how to make some great shivs, and becomes a better criminal all around. Yay prison!

Peter gets out at 21, and reunites with Uncle Ben and Aunt May. He does his best to clean up his act, but normal life is hard for someone who spent their formative years in prison.

(He also makes questionable hair and fashion choices. What can I say, he's catching up!)

He goes from job to job, trying to pay back his aunt and uncle for all their support but is completely unequipped for the 'real world.' After a few months working/getting fired from soul-crushing menial jobs (HS dropout!), he agrees to take 'one last job' with Marko that is 'guaranteed to set them up for life'.

*cough*

This robbery goes off without a hitch! No one is hurt and they make off after hitting a heavily armored Oscorp Transport with a ton of documents/tech that they aim to sell to the highest bidder.

The biggest mystery is that one glowing vial of untested, experimental serum they found...

Unfortunately, Oscorp doesn't take robbery lightly. Marko finds out through contacts that the serum (whatever it is) is too hot to sell on the market, so he instructs Peter to get rid of it so it can't be traced back to them.

Peter, a rational 22-year-old ex-con, 'gets rid of it' by mixing the serum into ink and tattooing it onto his wrist, triggering the start of his mutations.

It takes a bit, but Peter get's all the regular spiderman benefits (webs are organic), plus one more. The serum was created from the venom of the Portia Spider, a hunting/jumping spider known to be uniquely intelligent among arachnids.

Alongside the speed/strength/spideysense, Peter also grows some fangs that secrete a powerful venom.

The venom speeds up the body's processes, working almost like an insane performance booster and enhancing an injected person's strength, speed, and senses for a few hours.

Unfortunately, repeated doses also eventually induce shock, paralysis, and, later, death.

He gives a few samples of it to Marko as an exit fee.

Uncle Ben was suspicious of how Peter suddenly got so much money, but took him on good faith. But, while he was watching the news that covered the Oscorp robbery, connected the dots and had a blowout fight with Peter that ended with him having a cardiac event.

Unfortunately, he did not survive.

Aunt May and Peter were estranged over this for several years.

This event crushes Peter, sobering him up immediately. He goes back and gets his HS diploma, and works on night courses in college.

However, he spends much of his days wandering, angry at himself and what he did. He beats up a mugger one day and realizes that he could be using his powers to back up the faith Ben had in him.

Spiderman is born!

Eventually, he and Aunt May reunite, and their relationship is slowly healing.

A few years later, Peter is on the up. He and Aunt May are close again! He's got a bachelor's in computer science, has a (semi) steady job, and is well-liked as Spiderman by the populace at large. His rogue's gallery is roguing- etc.

Unfortunately, a variant of his venom (developed by Kingpin) hits the streets as a drug. It's favored by both criminals for its performance-enhancing strength, as well as civilians, for the time-slowing sensation/high it gives them.

His girlfriend, Mary Jane, who has been sober for a few years, relapses. Peter, knowing that he can't stop her from getting it on her own, reveals his identity and becomes her main source.

At least, this way, he can control the dosage.

Marko (who sold Peter's venom to Kingpin) manages to fire off his only two brain cells and realizes that Spiderman IS Peter Parker.

Then he outs him to the world because Spiderman made it personal.

Peter's life catches on fire. The entire world is after him. His loved ones have to go into hiding because there's no shortage of criminals and psychopaths who want to get their hands on MJ and Aunt May to get to Spiderman.

Peter ceases to exist. It's not safe anymore. He spends days (weeks? months?) in the suit. Eventually, on the run and burnt out, he pleads his case to Dr. Strange in desperation. (Ala No Way Home)

"Everyone deserves a clean start."

Dr. Strange agrees, but the spell can't work with Peter still existing as part of the equation. So it fires him off into a reality where Peter B. Parker, and by extension Spiderman, never existed.

So how's an ex-con/ex-superhero (for now) supposed to carve a space in a world that never knew him? By finding somewhere that doesn't ask any questions.

And it just so happens, that St. Margaret's School for Wayward Children has a reputation for both being a bar of questionable repute and looking the other way.

Might as well start there.

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Thank you so much for this lovely, lovely ask! I hope this massive lore dump wasn't overkill, but I'm having a lot of fun with this world and wanted to share.

And I offer this lore dump ONLY on the condition that you do not drop whatever you're working on. There is always space for more spideypool in the world, don't deprive us!!!

[i-may-be-an-emu]

TELL ME ABOUT THE MEN!!!!!!

HELLO!!!

GLADLY :DD

THE MEN. :)

They’re called shoot from the hip (sfth) and are @shootimpro on youtube, tiktok, instagram, facebook, x/twitter, Bluesky, as well as on linktree, patreon and ko-fi.

They’re London based but have done shows outside london like in Scotland (Edinburgh Fringe) and even to Spain. They want to hopefully go to other countries in the future too!!

From left to right they’re Sam, Tom, AJ and Luke :)))

(this will probably be LONG so putting a read more lol)

Ok so they do improvised comedy and their shows have two halves (generally with a break in the middle) they play lots of short drama games in the first half and then improvise 20-30 minute (on average) plays in the second half, sometimes with another game at the end.

The plays are so much fun (they’ve got 38 of them up on youtube so far!!) and they’ve also released two full specials (full shows) which you can find on their channel :)

(just a note that for a few of the older ones (apart from the first one) they were filming on an iphone and just projecting their voices, the the audio and image quality can be hard to deal with)

they have SO MUCH CONTENT because during covid they did zoom-style improv shows with eachother and you can watch them as a patreon

they also have SO MANY VIDEOS that are just the regular public ones!!!! They upload short ones of the games and some 5-10min ones of the games too, as well as the long forms (plays)

Now some info about the guys :D

Samuel Thomas Russell-Holmes:

Birthday 21st July 1989 (35)

Married this year and expecting a baby!!! :)

wears a red flannel a LOT (less recently, but still a LOT, it’s his Thing)

he says some very risky things sometimes but also has the audacity to look shocked when the others do it lol

Fav colour is green

he’s 5”10

brown eyes

currently producing a radio show for the bbc called wing it (available in December!)

if he were a Disney Princess he said he’d be Rapunzel

VERY GOOD AT ANIMAL (specifically goat/sheep) NOISES

kisses Luke a lot lol (kisses all of them a lot, but specifically Luke- I counted like the madman that I am lol)

great at talking in Spanish gibberish, often paired with opening his shirt buttons

loves fantasy things

wrote an audiobook called “Evergreen”

his mother and grandfather are/were successful actors

Has a drama degree

Low spice tolerance

has eaten raw egg live on camera

can be a tad egotistical but we love him

Thomas Mayo-Woodman/Hodgson-Mayo:

HES SO TALL (this man is almost 2m tall- he’s 6”5.5 :0)

brown eyes

his birthday is 10th July 1989 (35)

Married to a drag king (@pipdream on insta, tiktok, youtube, ect.) who’s pronouns are they/them

Wrote a graphic novel (it’s called Future it’s about space lesbians)

literally one of the sweetest and kindest souls on this planet I’ve never met him but every time he says anything it’s like WOW OK YOURE SO NICE AND KIND AND WONDERFUL (everything I’ve heard from people who’ve met him is SO NICE)

SO GOOD AT IMPROVISING (specifically Shakespearian-style) MONOLOGUES

his favourite colour is red

has two english degrees (very good with grammar and words)

has adhd

makes a garbled choking noise very well (you have to hear it to get what I mean I guess lol)

has eaten a teabag live on camera

He’s the “dad” of the group

Very hard to make him laugh on stage (but he’s been laughing more, recently!!) and each one is treasured

so kind did I mention he is kind

lovingly called a squid or squidboi by the fandom because of one time he like stuck his hands in his sleeves and was like “I’m a squid”

does a lot of admin work for sfth and handles the finances (at least he did, they might have someone for that now I’m not sure) and takes care of the patreon

Alexander Thomas Jeremy (AJ):

Birthday on 4th November 1991 (32)

CONFUSION KING /aff (he gets confused easily but we love him for it)

He’s bald and gets made fun of for it RELENTLESSLY (again, lovingly)

Absolutely ANGELIC singing voice

Blue eyes

born in Manchester(UK) but grew up in France (fluent in French)

makes movies/short films on youtube!! He’s working on a new one now and you can find them @atjeremy on youtube (that’s also his insta and you can see stuff about his films there too!)

does a lot of the editing for sfth and has a lot of input into which longforms to upload apparently (all of them decide tho I think)

he’s such a himbo (/aff)

fav colour is blue

He’s 6 foot tall

On their covid livestreams would always forget to get costuming ready

his rapping is BEAUTIFUL (words that barely rhyme at all and make NO sense 😌)

can deliver GREAT one liners

so good at playing children it’s crazy

can do magnificent cartwheels and loves to jump on the others with no warning

lots of muscles but lost an arm wrestle against Tom

Thinks he can’t do an Irish accent but I think it’s pretty good

also has a drama degree

Luke Christopher Manning

Birthday is the 23rd October 1989 (currently 34 about to be 35)

Hazel eyes

hes not short but he’s the short-EST, 5”7.5

gets made fun of for his height a LOT (lovingly!!)

SO good at accents

so good at playing women

also so good at playing children

such a good actor overall

says THE MOST UNHINGED THINGS

people think he’s innocent (somehow) but he’s SO unhinged

took his pants off live on stage (wearing underwear but still lol) (AND it’s on youtube hahaha)

lives in Spain with his long term girlfriend (fluent in Spanish)

so much attitude in such a small guy (/aff)

often compared to Macaulay Caulkin looks-wise

plays bass guitar in a band

Teaches acting (to kids??) in Spain

also has adhd

also has a drama degree

His favourite film is back to the future I believe

So confident in himself (this is a very good thing)

people say he “doesn’t age” and looks really young but I personally think he does look his age

sometimes called “Luke Womanning” as a play on his last name because of how amazing all his female characters are

They’re all really close friends and met at uni and started doing improv around 13 years ago together! Started gaining popularity 2022 and are gaining more and more fans every day!

Um. Whoops I wrote a lot lol. (It totally hasn’t been an hour of me just writing this hahahaha)

anyway I love them so much :)))) (as you can probably tell)

anyway!

THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON THIS ASK MEANS SO MUCH TO ME :DDDDD

[badlydrawnjegbert]

Do the windy thing pls

[EB]: ok ok, are you watching? :D

*HELL YES*

*HELL*

*FUCKING*

*YES*

[bokutosbiceps]

Imagine gear 5 luffy calling you "toots" it would be on brand😂😂

ummmmmmm yes 😍

[vibratingskull]

Hey There,

Have you seen this!?

https://youtube.com/shorts/WcLWMqLMl7c?si=Dwem1NYg6jwZLqM5.

Getting blue in the face 😉.

OMG

@vaarians, @sparepartsthrowaway, @ele-millennial-weirdo

LOOK AT HIM BEING SO PRECIOUS, I CAN'T WITH THIS MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU ANON!!!!!!

[loser-maxxing]

god I’ve been scrolling through your blog and touching myself, and I wanted to confess two fantasies that get me dripping wet:

big bro sitting me down to watch ‘cartoons,’ but he puts hentai on TV and acts like it’s completely normal. And when I start to squirm from the warm tingles, he offers to teach me how to masturbate.

other fantasy is big bro going through my search history and calling me disgusting and a pervert while he makes me finger myself while he opens tab after tab.

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

big, big yawn... i just woke up to this anon.

as you can imagine it's a very hot thing to wake up to.. i love the idea of putting on any kind of porn and dismissing it as an entirely normal thing.

like... imagine lil bro begins getting uncomfortable with it and big bro gets so, so mad at him for it. it's just the way he shows me he loves me ..! it's actually really sick of me to assume anything else. big brother just wants what's best for me..

maybe this is a bit too different or forceful from your first fantasy but i wanted to add to it fndndnf..

so, that's why he begins stroking my little dick, grabbing my chin, and physically forcing me to watch whatever porn he puts on; to show me he loves me...

and god. i think having someone, especially my big bro, not only accept me for being a pervert but encourages it + sexualizes it.. is incredibly hot. it all once again circles back to unconditional and taboo love just being that goddamn sexy.

are you also interested in potentially being called a gross, perverted freak sometimes, anon ..?

i certainly am.

it sounds even hotter coming from either my bros or dads mouth... 😵‍💫 like, yeah, sure.. i am such a freak but you'll never stop loving me for it.

[waywardstation]

Just wanted to pop in and say I really enjoy what you do! Your art is so nice to look at, and the genuine love you have for the characters you draw shines through in both your drawings and your writing!

Ah!! Thank you so much kind anon!! ;w; <3 Hearing that the love I have for the characters comes through in my work is a monumental compliment to me, seriously thank you so much ;~;

Submas and PLA have given me comfort characters that make me very happy, unlike anything else has in a very long time, if ever. But it never would have gone this deeply if people hadn’t been so receptive and kind to me here when I was very nervous and shy, and tentatively clicking “post” for my very first writings with my eyes closed haha. I only joined here because AO3 couldn’t give me an immediate account lol. I did not post art here at all at first, and when people initially asked for my headcanons and thoughts I’d say I was too self-conscious to share them.

I had expected this blog to die out and become inactive a very long time ago (and said as much several times when I first started posting here) because I didn’t think my love for the characters or this fandom would become as rooted as it has. But it is! I still deeply love this fandom and these characters and everything about Submas and PLA, and it’s because people like you allowed and encouraged me to indulge in the shallow interest and turn it into something more that I haven’t been able to get with any other media.

So it really is a monumental compliment to me to hear that you can feel the love I have for it in my works. Thank you so much ;w; <3 <3 <3

[abby-wolf]

I AM LIKE. SPELLBOUND

YOUR ART IS SO BRILLIANT AND AMAZING OMD ALSJALDHAKDHALSJALDJAK

Thank you so much anon! This made my day! Have an art dump (including artfight stuff I haven’t shown, and some concept art for an upcoming webtoon), haven’t done one of these before:

Again, tysm, have a lovely day and hope you enjoy my art!!

[waywardangel-wilds]

Reading Mockingjay as someone who adores Katniss, is so heartbreaking. Babygirl is going through it. Like I legitimately believe once Peeta’s doing better he cries when he realizes everything she went through. His phrasing at the end of the book makes it sound like he wanted to get to her as soon as possible. I just get so emotional that they reach a point where they can take care of each other again 🥺

Oh my god thank you for sending this because I completely agree!!! I think about this a lot because during Mockingjay Peeta was out of it. He had no real clue just how badly Katniss was doing! And just reading that bit, where he comes back with the Primroses!!!! I just know he feels so remorseful like he should have done more (which he obviously couldn't have) because he knows that in many ways she was on her own and they've been a team for 3 years at that point and he wasn't there!!!

This is why I am eternally looking for the perfect growing back together fic that explores this because: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! That would be such an emotionally raw time for them!!!! Just UGHHH!! Knowing how Katniss is, and how she hates feeling weak, but also knowing that they trust each other a lot, but there's so much pain and baggage to work through and OMGGGG. I keep trying to write my perfect version of this for me but tbh I never will because I just can't seem to be able to deal with all the emotions this makes me feel!! AH!

[adoriels-tears-if]

More thoughts anon here, if I think of more definitely sending lol

The laughing from Sirius because he knows that the Renegades are double fucked.

That terrible orc that needs his hands cut off, and the fear of him. I could feel that fear. Not saying his name because he doesn't deserve it 😂 Also bravo for making me feel such animosity towards a fictional character.

Ikar. I feel so bad for him. He's like a child still due to trauma and I just wanna steal him away. I also felt kind of bad for Eleven because of his missing comrade. He's still an ass though lol

THE DESTRUCTION omg the destruction. I could see it all so clearly. Your writing makes it so easy to visualize the scene. Hell hath no fury like a mother whose child you kidnapped.

I wanna give Sirius some pets and clean him up. I bet he's all matted from being locked up. I felt bad for him before too when MC got branded. Now that I know Ash can see through his eyes that makes the reaction even more heartbreaking. I'm imagining how helpless Ash must feel right now too 😭

Also I want to give all of the other familiars baths and cuddles lol

THE calmness MC can posses because they know their mother is coming. Knowing that your parent loves you enough to destroy an entire camp to get to you. There is no doubt Elianna loves her child.

The kindness that MC can show despite being mistreated.

The humanness of the Renegades. They're bad guys, but there is more to it. How many of them, besides Ikar, were taken in the night and made to work that job.

You also write children and their emotions so well. I feel like I'm a kid when playing through it.

Anyway. Absolutely love this story and I was at the edge of my seat. I always buzz with excitement the whole time I read.

ALSO the cliffhanger, I'm even more excited.

Wow, your message left me speechless and with tears in my eyes! Thank you, thank you so much for your compliments! Wow, just Wow!

I'm embarrassed and also happy and very moved!

And relieved!!!

I was so afraid that my descriptions would go wrong and be misinterpreted.

wow...

It's great to know what you liked about this update! I love getting your feedback and opinions and just exchanging with you! On the subject of Eleven while we're at it…You might still feel bad. As for Uilan…I've got it covered and Mc is involved!

You'll also get some time with Ikar (on certain routes) and with Sirius. And of course, Elianna, Tobias and all the others will be back in the next update.

Well, it will depend on how much I write, by which I mean how much I write (I prefer to write smaller updates than some authors, so I don't have to fix too many bugs, and it's less painful).

I'm in my daydreaming phase right now. I'm working out the dialogue and action in my head before putting it down on paper and then computer and then doing the English translation so I'm sorry in advance if it's taking a bit long, but no worries!

Next time, destruction, redemption, solace, and encounters will be part of the story!

[eggdrawsthings]

Now since you probably won't draw your Acolyte AU, can we still hear about it? I'm curious haha. Maybe I can even write a fic with your ideas. With your permission of course

lmao sure. use it however you like i don't really mind ^^ hell I think they are not even that original some other writers out there probably alr thought of similar things haha

Anw it's only about Sol and Jecki, with a sprinkle of Yord on top. Brendok moss mission??? What's that? It never happened. No, he never went there. He was on Coruscant the whole time working in the Temple library (matching the shy, gentle, and wise personality we were promised at the beginning of the show). Jecki was his first (and maybe only) daughter Padawan. She was picked out among her peers bcuz he was impressed by her talent and also cuz she always visited the library and kept asking him shit. There are some shenanigans with Yord here and there, mostly Yord teasing Jecki for being a Padawan now that he's a Knight. A string of small murder mysteries started to appear and they had to go investigate (they asked him to go cuz he's diplomatic and knowledgable and also skilled in combat). More episodic shenanigans while they investigating so we can bond w them. Sth sth it was Qimir all along. They fought and won! Jecki won big time and she's knighted. Now Yord has no reason to tease her anymore. The end! (Or is it? cuz Qimir legacy will lead to the formation of the Knights of Ren wahoo aksjdhlas)

Now how do Mae and Osha fit into this, idk. Maybe Osha still found a way to have her own life after a lot of convincing and reasoning with her mothers and sister? Then she still became a meknek cuz it allowed her to travel everywhere? And that's how she met the trio on one of her jobs and helped them with the investigation later on??? Or she and Mae were targeted by Qimir cuz of their power and the trio came to help??? idk man I'm not a writer lmao

I thought of this before the finale cuz i read this fic and it's so sad that Jecki thought she's not Sol's fave daughter. so i thought of this as my coping mechanism lol (that fic is one of a very few gen fics and it's my fave btw)

[senditothemoonn]

I think Alasdair would be the type of man-child that refuses to seek medical attention— he could be impaled and say it'll be fine with a bit of tape— but be absolutely taken out by a common cold. Laying in a pile of blankets like it's his deathbed. He'd claim not to need any medicine while getting spoonfed soup by an (endearingly) exasperated France.

Ahhhh!! I love this! Scot manflu real 😩

I can SOOO see him using fucking duct tape to seal a wound. Though, that isn’t to say he doesn’t know *how* to dress a wound, I imagine there has been plenty of times he’s taken care of France and used his medical expertise to patch him up over the centuries. I think he’s just a lot sturdier, his body is built like a fucking log. It’ll take a lot more than a little stabbing to get rid of him.

Just absolutely dying at the idea of this mountain of a man huddled up in bed, nose red, eyes puffy, staunchly denying any claims off I’ll health despite all the physical evidence to the contrary. Until Fran comes in with a bowl of delicious soup and he sits there docilely letting Fran spoon feed him and then eventually nurse him back to health.

[kokushibosbestie]

helloo!!

i wanted to tell you that i think you’re an amazing person no matter what other ppl may think! you’re rambling sessions always make my day and i smile every time i get a notification from you!<333

i-

im literally crying right now omg

this made me so happy

thank you so much dear

man now i have to go to math crying 😭

[ask-shane]

To whoever runs this blog: You are amazing and stabilizing my mental health (don't worry) and you are funny af. Have a good one <3

i'm dead asf at this 😭🤍 you're welcome! glad i could make you laugh and smile

[hedwig221b]

i love side character so much i think it's my favorite sterek fic! don't get me wrong i love all of your fics but there's something so special about it like stiles feeling so insecure and invisible and derek knowing exactly what he needs and being so gentle and careful with his baby ughh it's so perfect 😭😭🫶

Thank you! 💗💖💜💗💖💜💗💖💜💗💖💜 it makes me so happy to hear you liked it!

Derek is sooooooo gentle with him in this fic, you're right. I love that he's so soft with his love and careful not to break the boundaries bc he keeps doubting whether Stiles reciprocates or not... but he just can't help it when it comes to caring for Stiles... it's natural to him

AHHHHHHHHH

[icecreampotluck]

Are you the guy that got a tattoo based off of a venim fic? If so, that's insane and I think you should be studied because clearly somethings gone right with you and wrong with everyone else. Massive respect /gen

hello I AM the guy that got a tattoo based on a venom fanfic and when I die I will be donating my brain to science so they can figure out how to make more people like me. here it is two months healed