#thank you panera lemonade

[diary-of-an-entity]

Back in the day, the caffeinated panera lemonade that killed people unironically helped me with my mental health cause it showed me on an extreme and semi-regular basis that I am actually caffeine intolerant and that wanting to kill myself after drinking something that isn't juice or water is NOT my usual

[siffrins-therapist]

🦄unihorns4salenotscam follow

can the nation-people rpf shippers STOP posting their headcanons and fic in the main tag????? People use the main tag for REAL information and news about the reps!

🚬fruityfag follow

says the person wiht a link to their scotnor fics in their pinned

🦄unihorns4salenotscam follow

did I say anything about NOT writing nation-people rpf AT ALL?? No?? I said to keep it out of the 👏MAIN👏 TAG. piss on the poor ass website I swear.

🌋hallgrimskirkjafucksnotredame follow

Yo guys? I think one of the nation-people found this post. Mr France literally posted this an hour ago:

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NOT EVEN A THOUSAND NOTES??? I FEEL LIKE I'VE SEEN THIS EVERYWHERE

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🧭lostwanderer69

Hey uh........... did anyone tell the US rep that those panera bred lemonades are hella caffeinated??

🧟zombie--davie

how. how many did he drink?

🐗40to50wildhogs follow

He's literally immortal he's fine.

🦬alfredfjoneshater follow

FUCKING 12????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

👻givemeblueflowers follow

He was in the middle of drinking lemonade 13 when he kicked the bucket. Some tiktoker was recording him on a Live

👑lotrmonarchist

apparently he was with m. Denmark. who. kept drinking more lemonades until the manager cut him off...

🥀valentinorose follow

P sure dude said once he ate hellebore like salad. Not surprised.

👑lotrmonarchist

i thought he only said that to make historians leave him alone

🧭lostwanderer69

No no, I believe it

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🪆theinn3rm3

OK. Let's settle this.

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🎪thenightcircusstolemylunchmoney follow

🏴stopdraininmeswamp-deactivated

Anyone else notice he does this when some senator or w/e pisses him off?

🏒ruscanhockeyrpf follow

the fbi got him

#war thunder #nation people bs

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❄️snowmiserbottomsurgery follow

not the swifties acting racist af after mr. korea called taylor "that one a-pop artist" 💀💀💀

❄️snowmiserbottomsurgery follow

me looking at the notes ONE FUCKING HOUR after i hit post:

🧟‍♀️realzombiedavie

I'm convinced tswifts has mind control powers like how england sees fairies or miss belarus sees ghosts

🥐iaminlepain follow

Everyone needs to stop spreading around that the nation people have magic powers it's been proven again and again that it's fake.

☕blackcoffeegayweexist follow

realzombiedavie why'd you use an honorific for Miss Belarus but not Mr. England?

🧟‍♀️realzombiedavie

Cuz I actually respect Miss Belarus lmao

#RIP to OPs notes #turning off my asks in case england stans come after me again

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📰nationrep-rpf-confessions follow

Dear god wtf is up with all the colonizer/colony (or ex-colony) ships lately??! I know RPF is already a gray area morally, but can we at least not be gross about it?!

✂️ausprutoxicyuriscissoring

This is some of the most low effort bait I've ever seen.

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📎cl1ppyrev1val follow

Thanks for using my correct pronouns tho ig?

📍geoguessr-lowscore follow

the "schrodinger's country person" is sending me

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#negative tag #nation people mention #doesn't op write liechtenstein x reader? why's anon salty about the pruliech?

if anon's the person i'm thinking of, they selfship with Miss Liechtenstein and harrass anyone else that selfships with her or ships her with another cuntry-person

#oh god i'm p sure i know who anon is #hasn't staff termed them like 6 times? #how many accounts have they made?

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@ everyone asking me for the link here it is enjoy.

[icestarphoenix]

This Lemonade Hittin' Different...

Reminder that a large Charged Lemonade can contain over 200 milligrams of caffeine. The FDA recommends no more than 400mg a day. Not the kind of thing to give to a hasn't-had-caffeine-in-decades Mormon.

Although, to the states, this is an excellent tool for a funny prank~ XD XD xD lmaoooooooo

Text below cut:

Panel 1:

Nevada: Was at a Panera Bread and thought to get you a lemonade. Large.

Utah: Why, thank you! That's so kind of you!

Panel 2:

Someone: ...Uh, what'd you give Utah?

Nevada: Charged Lemonade.

[sillysqeakything]

Here's my headcannon of the sevens favourite drinks because I can so I will.

Percy- ANYTHING blue ocean flavoured. i also think he likes anything tropical, carbonated and has the punchyness, you know????

Annabeth- Tea, maybe chamomile? But I feel she wouldn't care about the type.

Leo- Panera Lemonade, monster energy or koolaid I will NOT elaborate.

Nico Di angelo- Black coffee because apparently he hasn't experienced enough pain. (I know he's not part of the seven SHUSH)

Hazel- hot choccy >:) but lactose free so her and Frank can share

Jason- Coke, something basic lol

But he is dead so does he REAAALLY need to drink?

Frank- Tea but unlike annabeth where her's is super bitter his is really sweet. before he developed his lactose intolerant he loved hot kid milk ( a Chinese condensed milk )

Piper- pepsi because it's different, and if she isn't feeling the fizzyness she likes matcha. But she also gives me heavy starbucks/cafe vibes so yeah...

Edit: I LITERALLY FORGOT PIPER KMS 💀

Ahem. That's all, thank you for coming to my ted talk

[aquaquadrant]

I recently found yours Hels to Pay AU and I love it so much that I'm going to rant about things that I find really neat in no particular order

Helsmits names:

Dr. Clear - MumboJumbo. It took me a while to get it but wow it makes sense seeing as the phrase "mumbo-jumbo" means nonsense and clear is the opposite of that. Also funny considering the coherentness of each one

BadTimesWithScar - GoodTimesWithScar. Classic

AnimosityGaming/Timmy - SolidarityGaming/Jimmy. Wonderful. Animosity and Solidarity are opposites as well so that's cool

bXMiner - XbCrafted. It's the two halves of MineCraft. Also reverses the letters of his name

Bravo - Tango. Derived off the phonetic alphabet I would assume

Dbubs - Bdubs. Reverses the letters of his name

Patho(s? I'm not sure) Lair - Etho's Lab. Ethos and Pathos are Greek words meaning character and emotions respectively. Lair and Lab are similar to each other. And they have similar nickames taken from misreading their names (Etho Slab and Patho Stair). Genuinely my favourite name of yours.

You have other helsmits but I can’t think of more words for them so moving on

Dr. Clear is Alister's spy. He told Bravo about Tango indirectly just before they opened the portal, and also managed to get Atlas to slap him in front of Bravo. He's also incoherent enough (faking?) that Atlas wouldn't consider it

Dbubs pathologic lying? How sometimes he doesn't even realise it? How when he did and said something he didn't mean (I hate your stupid face) he felt bad?

Pathos feeling at home in the crimson jungle. Feeling absolutely horrible for ignoring Dbubs whispers whenever he leaves.

Pathbubs is my new favourite ship but god they're about as healthy as that Panera Lemonade

I'm not saying Tango's theory about confusing the universe is wrong, but where was Tango's Portal meant to go if that was the case? It was an actual Universe Portal, so it's not like someone figured out how to make one and then left it there. I think the Universe made the id display to Bravo as Hermitcraft so he would enter it, because Hels just sounds like a bad place. In my head this means the Universe looked at Tango and Bravo and said, "my bad, you need to switch places"

Now that Tango and Jimmy are in Hels, once the Portal is broken, they will be unable to escape back to Double Life by themselves, as their coordinates will still send them to Hels. They will need to meet up with someone else's doppelganger to get back to Double Life.

Thank you for writing an amazing AU

thank you, i’m glad u like my hels names! it’s something i always spend a lot of time thinking abt, deciding where i wanna pull the name from, whether it’s an opposite thing, helsification, name scramble, or some other significance. clear’s full name is actually clear cut, which is even more of a contrast to mumbo jumbo, and it is technically pathoslair but he goes by patho the same way ethoslab goes by etho, dropping the ‘s’.

ah, pathbubs… i love them sm… man i really need to write more of them sometime 😂 absolutely unhealthy but DAMN they compel me…

as for your questions about the universe portals… i’ll just say that no player has figured out the real explanation for the swap yet. they’re working off what they know and certain assumptions they’ve made; in tango’s case, the assumption that he’s an evil creature who would never have purposefully been brought to hermitcraft. in bravo’s case, the assumption that tango’s mere existence resulted in a massive mistake (even tho plenty of other players have joined hermitcraft without being swapped with their hels counterparts…). they’re silly gooses <3

anyway thanks so much for sharing ur thoughts, i LOVE to hear what y’all are thinking and theorizing about with regards to the fic. it’s like enrichment for me.

[babe-a-tron-queenthousand]

hi murderdrones tumblr fandom :3 i feel the need to ramble and you guys are my captive audience!!

this is gonna be sappy as hell(?) but i just wanna appreciate yall for being awesome as hell (especially with art stuff) because literally everywhere else i go i see so much uncredited reposts and can never find the original creators

maybe it’s just tumblr’s reblog feature? but you guys genuinely have no idea how happy i am that i can actually find the original artists on here

idk i’m just melting

i just woke up and haven’t had my panera lemonade yet

uh thank you guys for being cool 👍

here’s my dumbass fat cat who i would literally die for with v plushie 👍

[dayseedrawz2]

How to tell someone "kys" without actually saying it: (Note this is a joke don't kys that stuff kills you)

1: Go take an Iready diagnostic (thank @brookiedaaroacecookie & @asktadckrew for that one)

2: Go order a charged lemonade from Panera bread (inspo from Matpat? I guess??)

[msculper]

get to know me!

i was tagged by the one and only @iboatedhere (thank you rae!)

animal: horseshoe crab because delaware gang

movie: only the best film ever made, arsenic and old lace (1944)

season: ... duh

character: this took wayyyy too much brain power but i simply have to go with the blueprint, diane chambers

color: dark green baby what more explanation do i need

hobby: fiber artists rise up

book: okay i don't think this is what was originally intended, but 'this republic of suffering' is my bible

song: 'suite: judy blue eyes' by csn. i'd be perfectly happy only listening to this song for the rest of my life

drink: panera charged lemonade!! which is certainly doing irreparable damage to my heart but its fine!!

i'm tagging: @onekisstotakewithme @biscemi @queenatalie and @fieryphrazes

[somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds]

the way it ended holy fuck that is how you wrap up a story. I don't think I've ever read a fic ending that good before. you managed to give me the exact feeling the sotl book ending gave me thats crazy. it was perfect and satisfying I am losing my mind.

I can't imagine how much work into this this is a masterpiece. You have written season 4 for me if I never get a season 4 i'm happy because you just gave me the best ending to Hannibal nbc Including Clarice anyones ever come up with.

I'm losing my mind i'm blown away. Thank you so much for writing this I am truly forever in you debt. You are are in my top 3 favorite fics ive ever read of all time and I've read a ton this was insane. thank you so much. This is now a part of my head cannon lore your ending was perfect and your characterization was unbelievable I've never read someone write them all that well before. Thank you a million times for this. It's beautiful.

First of all, as always, thank you so much for the kind words and the live-blogging of the fic as you go, it means the world to me that you took the time to do that and I'm glad you loved it so much! So honored it became part of your own head canon lore. It was a labor of love fueled by several Panera charged lemonades and I wouldn't have it any other way.

I have to tell you that your art that you drew that was inspired by my work absolutely blew my mind, and every time I saw new art it made my whole day. Your talent is incredible and I've loved all of your work that I've seen and I would be honored if you drew anything else inspired by my work. And I'm so excited to see future art from you and I would absolutely get prints of your work if I could. Thank you again for all the kindness and I wish you the best! I've written a LOT of Hannibal fic so you're always free to look back through my catalogues even if I think Spoon Feed is my magnum opus, lol.

Thank you again!!!!

[villeneuv]

hiiii i think being evil will look very hot on u

HAHAHA I want to be evil so bad but in reality I’m too neurotic,,, Like one time I almost stole a spiked lemonade from Panera, but I felt so guilty I went back and paid and apologized to the person at the register 😭 however this made me laugh bc if I chose to be evil I fully believe I would be unstoppable so thank you I might just consider it LOLLL

[canichangemyblogname]

The Panera caffeinated lemonade was a while ago, they probably changed the recipe after the lawsuit

I haven’t eaten at a Panera in a year+, tho, and I noticed that the time stamps for the posts were last year. That’s why I was asking 😅. Haven’t ordered their lemonade in longer. If I get anything, it’s a soup-sandwich combo with a cup of coffee (which I fully expect to be caffeinated).

Thank you for coming to clarify 🫶

[rouxde]

Food News: Fast Food Justice, Counterfeit Candy Bars, Tabacco Xmas Trees and Murderous Lemonade?!

John and Evan talk about a Chipotle Karen getting her comeuppance, wild & woolly Wonka bars, a High Life Xmas and Panera's insane energy lemonade. Thanks for listening!!! Rate and Review us if you can. 

Check out this episode!

[just-a-thought-or-two]

A thought or two on friendships and vulnerability

To my dearest and closest friend, Ellen,

You are a beacon of light to me. I don’t tell you enough. I’m not very good at emoting. The combination of the ‘tism and past emotional trauma makes vulnerability a bit difficult. I have a song that reminds me so strongly of you, and I hope she goes on tour someday because I want nothing more than to bear hug you while hearing it live.

It truly just encapsulates how much your friendship and constant companionship means to me. And I hope mine means as much to you. I do try to be a good friend, but I’m not sure how well I do.

I’ve been told I’m not good at empathizing with people, even though I feel like I’m an overflowing well of empathy. Showing it isn’t my strong suit unfortunately. I just hope you know that I am always here for you, no matter what, rain or shine, I am here for you. I will always listen, or give advice, or give you a hug. Whatever you need.

And I get so stuck in my head

Lost in all the lies, nihilistic backslide

And when I can't get out of bed

Then I see the edge I'm slipping from the ledge

And praying to gods I don't believe in for a sign

Some reasons not to die, and there you are

Here's to the ones

Who stuck in when they should have run

Despite all of my ranting and raging so

Here's to the ones

Who hide the bullet from the gun

Foot down on all my bullshit but won't cage me

Here's to my friends

All in until the bitter end

Drink or two to the toast

Not too many though

Reasons Not To Die - Demo by Ryn Weaver

I’m in until the bitter end, and I think you are too. So thank you for being my best friend, for putting up with me when I’m ranting and raging, and for staying by my side through it all. You’re my favorite person.

Also I will not be giving up my Panera charged lemonades, you cannot make me, I love my precious crack lemonade and I had 2 larges today and feel so powerful, I think I could kill god. Thank you mommy bread. 🙌🏻

R. Rushing

February 19, 2023

[dameronscopilot]

If you pretend I’m just wearing a crooked fake moustache, it’s funnier than just asking on anon tbh.

1. What is your go to drink order?

2. Tell us about a dish/food you once had that you can’t stop thinking about?

3. If you had unlimited time and resources, where would you travel to (and, bonus, where would child you want to go)?

Hope you’re having a good Monday! 🧡

may or may not have choked on water envisioning a big cartoony moustache on your lil' pfp 😭

I don't drink alcohol, but my favourite non-alcoholic drinks are probably the iced passion tango tea lemonade from Starbucks or Panera's passion papaya green tea!

Ooooh this is such a great question! I went to a little hole-in-the-wall Mexican place while I was travelling years ago, and to this day I literally can't stop thinking about the burrito that I had there.

Ireland, Scotland, and the UK are at the top of my list. I'd really love to explore every nook and cranny and just get lost running around with my camera. (also, ACCENTS 😍!) Iceland is high up on my list as well, because the photographer in me literally screams internally in excitement any time I see photos of the landscape there. When I was younger I really wanted to visit Alaska and Australia. Sadly I haven’t knocked either of those off the list yet!

Thank you for sending these in, AJ, and I hope you're having a wonderful day, too 💖💖

ask me three questions, anonymously or not!

[bonnie-bug]

hey so that panera bread lemonade post (and all the other ones abt it) are SUPER misleading. people will post screenshots of the "total" amount of caffeine per serving, when both companies measure "serving size" totally differently. like one "serving" of monster is 16oz vs. 24oz of lemonade. the lemonade has only fractionally more caffeine than monster or red bull. and they're advertised as energy drinks so it's not "sneaky" or anything people just can't fucking read

yeah I know I’ve seen that post go around before with the explanation and like. yeah fair but the point is. that’s still a shit ton of caffeine if ur not expecting that much kdbdbdk like 400 mgs is the recommended daily LIMIT and you don’t expect a lemonade to be almost 300

also serving size and mgs of caffeine per oz doesnt mean jack shit if you still drink the entire drink in one go ur still getting 290 mgs of caffeine when ur expecting like. 90 at most

like. thanks for the explanation and all but it’s still a surprising amount of caffeine to be selling at a restaurant

[worldchampionpeccobagnaia]

random question just for funsies: pink lemonade or regular lemonade 🍋

i am going to say pink lemonade but it’s been years since I had it and also I think I just love the colour of it ??? i did. have raspberry lemonade the last time I was in the US and it was incredible, also there was blueberry lemonade ??? incredible