#thank you oppenheimer

[sunny-sainz]

how am i supposed to be normal about this???

[robertdowneyjjr]

"My boy crush, even though I wasn't entirely a boy [...] Meryl Streep."

Robert Downey Jr. for W Magazine

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

a tumbly perhaps (2023?)

"its genuinely okay if you are yourself u rule be you and be great"

submitted by @pastelwolfy

[smellophone]

ur oppenheimer oc literally has me fucking sobbing omg. how does it feel to have the funniest clone high oc ever

I think he’s pretty happy about this

[sammypog]

here it is my magnum opus

[aphroditeslover11]

[afilmbykirkk]

The piece can you hear the music from Oppenheimer is so fucking insane. Like what the actual fuck

Like the end is allegro times fucking 500. It’s moving at the speed of gods fuckery.

Props to the orchestra seriously

[flavorednarry]

🫶🏼🏆✨

[bloodpen-to-paper]

Saw some comments about this so I'm here to set the record:

War - Barbie

Death - Oppenheimer

Famine - Morbius

Pestilence - Minions: The Rise of Gru

Barbie has always been at war. Its fought the patriarchy, camp-hating critics, and now its fighting to win a box office record. Barbie fans are the ones that sparked and fueled the competition with Oppenheimer, because at their core, every fan of Barbie is a warrior.

Speaking of, though Oppenheimer is about an event occurring during a war, its specific focus was not on the actual fighting but on the death toll left from the bombings on Hiroshima, which is known as one of humanity's greatest loss of life tragedies. Oppenheimer focused on the impacts of war because of how much death it caused, thus making it Death more so than War. It also was very passive to the Barbenheimer battle, as more an after thought that would be a testament to the event rather than an active player (as is death in the presence of war). Oppenheimer's significant lack of push and attention in the wake of Barbie's explosive reception is very similar to that of the quietness of death after a battle, especially considering Barbie ended up winning. The victor of the war will tower over the dead who have lost.

Morbius is Famine. It received little to no genuine reception following its announcement, and became a laughing stock at the box office. Morbius was a tremendous flop, so starved and desperate for the nourishment of audience purchases that it opened in theaters a second time when the unsubstantial potential for sales presented itself. It is to be stuck in an endless loop of starvation, so desolate and empty it ended up in the burial grounds of Netflix.

The Rise of Gru follows a diseased lineage that has plagued the movie industry with its repetitive filth. It is a pestilence which poisoned our media supply until there was nothing left but mediocre remakes and sequels. The final nail in the coffin before the movie industry was so riddled that we now turn towards television and content creation far more than theater releases.

[ohihopeicanchangethislater]

I refuse to believe that any line in Barbie was just a throwaway joke, I firmly believe that every line of dialogue was meticulously crafted by Gerwig and Baumbach.

Spoilers for Barbie below the break.

That said, I can't get Ken's line out of my head, "To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses I lost interest."

This scene is a turning point for Ken's character, and while it a great joke performed perfectly by Ryan Gosling, it also serves as a deeper truism for many ideologies, not just the patriarchy.

So many things seem cool on the surface (I get to ride horses and cool cars and drink beers with the bros in my Mojo Dojo Casa House) until you realize that the idea or concept you are embracing, when carried out in full, inevitably screws over somebody else, usually someone you love (i.e. all the Barbies).

So many people are too excited about the horses to notice the douchebags they will become. And even once they realize that their newfound ideology isn't all it's cracked up to be, they're "in too deep" and pride and peer pressure make it hard to turn back. Suddenly you "aren't manly enough" if you don't do everything that all the rest of the guys do, so you just play along, making yourself more miserable the longer you do nothing.

Only when you break out from devoting your entire personality to a single idea can you truly find your own personal identity and become the Ken (or Barbie or Allan) you were Made For.

It may seem noncommittal, but Oppenheimer's practice of reading about and engaging with other worldviews is the healthiest way to decide for yourself who and what you want to be.

[myreygn]

i tried watching peaky blinders in the past and it never worked but now i realize all you need is a slight obsession with cillian murphy and subtitles

[inkstainedhandswithrings]

everyone: barbenheimer💣💕🔪🌺🖤💞

movie theater employees, on this, the opening weekend:

[incorrect-oppenheimer]

Lawrence: *Opens the door of his fridge to find Feynman sitting on the bottom shelf eating a sandwich.* Feynman: "Want some?" Lawrence: *Closes the door.*

[sammypog]

rip j robert oppenheimer you would’ve loved the cheesecake factory

[fkmarrycill]

Lovely way to congratulate our man.

Look at these lovebirds on vacation! Look at how relaxed and confident Cillian is. And the casual affection is adorable.

[cinemaocd]

Free Zoom Lecture on Oppenheimer today

Hey some of you follow my dead physicist boyfriend content and I was wanting to let you know that the History of Science faculty member at my work, who is a leading expert on Einstein and the birth quantum physics, will be speaking about Robert Oppenheimer, his life and research today in preparation for the film!

DM me and I'll send you the link. (I don't want to accidentally dox myself to the whole of tumblr)