#thank you juju my beloved

[devoti]

there was a time in my life where i spent three months only listening to riptide and ton visage by fréro delavega so these two songs are associated in my head now and they barely have anything to do with each other lol

this is very helpful i love you

[maiteo]

[rourouxiaobao]

SVSSS Brainworms Be Plottin'

Because Stilton asked for lesbingqiu ideas on Discord last weekend. My brainworms got progressively more unhinged. In my defense, t was late, I'd had a couple of drinks in me, and I was gonna have MDZS Dragonji x Foxxian cosplay photoshoot the next day. XD

Feel free to gank any of these fic ideas for your own use! All I ask is that you credit my unhinged brainworms if anything results from them. XDDDD (And thanks to Stilton for instigating my brainnworms to percolate these ideas, LOL!!!)

#1) Ikebana Peak lord Shen teaching her (deliberately) dense disciple who Really Does Not Know An Iris From A Rose.

#2) The Bimboification Of Empress Luo (And How She Met Her Consort Who Doesn’t Know She’s A Consort) I assume Bingmeimei is full-fledged empress by then. Perhaps cooking up a storm with all manner of rare (sometimes abyssal) ingredients (bc if anyone can make that stuff not only edible but delicious, it’s the protagonist and her cooking halo). And SY is all “ah, bingbing is such a lovely chef, her husband will be such a lucky man, able to eat her cooking all the time, this old woman is not worthy 🥹❤️❤️” levels of oblivious. And it reaches a point where Bingmeimei, at an utter loss, wonders if she can get away with orchestrating an entire wedding, and cooking for it, and shizun shows up presumably to see her beloved disciple off and be served tea, only to realise as they are being instructed to bow that she IS NOT THE ‘MOTHER’ OF THE IMPERIAL BRIDE, SHE IS THE WIFE TO BE OF SAID IMPERIAL BRIDE and Bingmeimei is just smiling happily all the while. Or something. Tags would be “crack”, “but not really”, “but still kinda”, “SY redefines oblivious”, “so yeah just canon level oblivious”, “SY will put up with all of Binghe’s nonsense”, “because simp”, “Binghe resorting to Yakety Sax levels of shenanigans”, “because when the going gets tough the tough use sledgehammers”. Alternatively, if less cracktastic, then perhaps Wife Plot #684, involving a temporary time-reversal curse of some kind meant to invoke Introspection and Mild But Ultimately Temporary Angst Whose Resolution Will Show Shizun The Light. Hack-author-created flora may or may not be involved.

#3) Bingmeimei accidentally gets transformed into The Tiniest Terror and only SY can get her to settle down (Bc I have de-ageing/kidfics on the brain recently.) MBJ (who perhaps remains male in this, bc of the hilarious juxtaposition of enormous demon king and teeny tiny little heavenly demonlette) is at his wits’ end until his hamstery little wife (bc, again, hilarious juxtaposition of tiny little petite human wife whose long, loose sleeves disguise SQH’s ARMmunition bc An Ding Peak cultivates The Swole Path have you seen those fucking carts of lumber) decides Shen-shijie is Best Suited For The Job and gets MBJ to teleport a mid-tantrum Bingmeimei into the bamboo house. Bingmeimei with her fluffy hair in loopy braids, following SY around SY absolutely dying from how cute Bingmeimei is. SY unable to stop thinking if this is what Bingbing’s daughter might look like. Idk how Bingbing Grows Up Again but when she does, SY wants to wife her up and have her babies, or something. Cue magical baby-growing flora or something? Momotaro/Kaguyahime foliage? Bc it’s not stealing ideas if it’s done by a hack author who desperately needs to pay the overpriced rent for her shitty apartment.

#4) Body-swap! By way of pollen from the Magnolia of Mirrored Minds (bc Airplane-juju was Feeling The Alliteration that chapter)! Or tea accidentally brewed using the Joined-Hearts Jasmine instead of regular-ass jasmine instead (or Chrysanthemum of Clarity)? And SY has to learn to look past The Accidental Friendzone? While Bingbing has A Talk with A Very Terrified System (bc Systems are not programmed to deal with threats from users that have the benefit of a Protagonist Halo)? And after the bodyswap, SY returns to her body and to a Much Improved And Very User-Compliant System, while Bingbing goes back to her body very satisfied with having put in its place the being that causes her precious Shizun much anxiety. A wedding is planned, and System002 very grumpily issues a [ Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! ] notification.

#5) Liu Mingyan Is The Best Wingwoman In The Three Realms Bingbing commissions her (via SQH, via MBJ) to write ‘Winter Peach Blossoms Upon The Tranquil Mountain’, a ballad/novel about an orphaned kitchen maid yearning after her secretly kind but publicly aloof Young Mistress Of The House, and how their forbidden love blooms when The Young Mistress is kidnapped one snowy winter and held in a cabin (with only one bed) upon The Tranquil Mountain and our earnest young ingenue maiden sets off to rescue her shizun young mistress from an extraordinarily beautiful bandit with a mole beneath one eye, and upon their return, the master of the house (the young mistress’ elder brother Qi-dage) has died and left everything to his beloved Jiu-meimei and she and the kitchen maid get married and live sapphically ever after.

The ballad/novel is a great hit and especially popular with Xian Shu peak disciples, spinsters and their dedicated handmaids, and brothel ladies.

Eventually, a sequel ‘Wine From The Twin-Pitted Plum Is Sweetest In Autumn’ is published following the wedding of Empress Luo and Peak Lord Shen. It isn’t a commissioned work but the empress receives an advance copy as a wedding gift.

[heerocks]

CURIOUS CAT — hoes mad

SYNOPSIS! Curious Cat is an app that peaked three years ago where people use it to flirt with their crush anonymously and then suddenly forgot about it.

or wherein, Y/N was devastated when her crush, Lee Heeseung indirectly rejecting her in highschool. Three years later, both of them have this unknown beef in between them that even their friends don't know the real reason behind. One day, Y/N suddenly remembered and opened her C.C account, and saw that someone by the name 'Ethan' confessed to her three years ago.

chapter 37 — hoes mad

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GENRE! smau + written, on crack, slow burn, mutual pinning or past pinning, university au, kinda enemies to lovers troupe, heeseung is a simp, reader is kinda dumb, friends bullying friends

AUTHOR'S NOTE — !

hi guys! i hope y'all are doing great. i'm really sorry for suddenly disappearing >< college took so much of my time and i barely stop by anymore though i'm really grateful that people keep reading my work even in a long time of hiatus. i actually don't know if i'll be able to update every other day just like from the start but best believe that i'll finish this story. i hope the series' beloved readers will understand and have patient to keep supporting the story. so as a thank you, i decided to post 2 chapters of cc in advance! enjooooy~

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[eddiebabygirldiaz]

Happy happy happy birthday to the absolute loveliest, kindest, talented soul I’ve ever met. I hope you’re having a wonderful day celebrating you!!! I’m so happy to have met you and feel tremendously honored to call you a friend. I love you so so much and you always bring a smile to my face. Thank you for being wonderful and lovely and just YOU darling 💜🎉🥰🎂🥳🎊🎈🎈😘😘😘

JUJU YOU ARE SO LOVELY AND SWEET, THANK YOU THANK YOU BELOVED! 🥰☺️🥹🥺 MUAH ILY💖

[romijuli]

Sakumasu, Misuomi, Citokazu!!

OOP got distracted like as soon as i got home dhksahgldg if anyone else wants in just...throw me a ship

under the cut!!!!

SAKUMASU MY BELOVEDS my favorite masumi ship and one of my favorite sakuya ships!!! the bit in act 1 where masumi overhears sakuya talking to izumi and like IMMEDIATELY shifts his approach to rehearsals b/c he relates drives me INSANE ugh fuck i love them. (honestly i love them in any sort of relationship dynamic but also shoutout to sakumasu qpr which i love and is canon to permanent marker-)

this is the part where i admit that despite me being in multishipping hell, for SOME reason my brain tends to stick with tsuzumisukazu ( + sakuya and mizuno, thanks juju) when i think about misumi and kazunari ships and for whatever reason i just????? don't think about omi ships a lot in general????? i am SO sorry omi my guy you deserve better. BUT i think omi deserves someone as cheery as misumi and misumi deserves someone as dependable and comforting as omi :)

see above note re: my brain's weird approach to college boy ships but honestly???? these two are rotating in my brain now because i think the concept of masking and facades are SO neat with them. consumed by the desire to rework rpw plans or at least pop them into free day or something

[elvensorceress]

Hi my love!!’ Champagne and hibiscus for the asks please 💜💜💜💜

Juju, my darling! 💕💕💕💕 Thank you!

champagne— what’s your favorite form of physical affection, if any at all?

Answered here!

hibiscus— what’s your favorite pet name, if any? why?

I am very much the obnoxious person who uses, honey, darling, babe, lovely, beloved, etc etc etc for, like, everyone? 🫣 idk why those, but I do use them a lot for most people? Probably because I am the Oldest and everyone around me is a smol baby I must hug and protect.

My wifey I usually call sweetheart or baby or honey bunny. Because reasons 🤣 "honey bunny" >>>>>>>>> everything else

I also call my youngest sister, baby. (I was just shy of turning 16 when my parents had her, so she was always MY baby.)

As far as what I like to be called? Sweetheart and love are favorites. I always liked kitten, too.

��🤗💗🤗💗

[rnm-magic-space-xsd]

📸

Hi dearie! Thank you for the ask! I was super happy to answer it and despite not being quite as sweet and excitable as my younger self was while writing and gushing; I believe I’ve grown wiser and stronger. But I do miss my joyous, warmhearted, excitable and innocent days when I was so head over heels in love with this treasure of a lover JujuBear.

Aaa! I was really looking forward to being asked the 📸 question so, you made my day! Thank you again!

📸 - This is a CG Photo of my JujuBear and I from Mystic Messenger! My Beloved HanniBunnyHubbyBear was my first love! He was the light of my life and I was so enamored with him 🥰

At the start he seemed very distant and closed off. He had a very lonely life. It was heartbreaking to see him live life devoid of any real emotion. He came from a very wealthy and influential family so many people approached him with ulterior motives; eyeing his money, lusting over his looks, reaching towards him in order to experience his lavish fame. He learned to distrust and distance himself from them.

Just talking about it makes me feel so upset for him. Because I can understand that feeling of being used and taken advantage of. The resentment, the anger, the distrust, the disappointment, the distance..the loneliness and tendencies to withdraw to isolation in our quiet safespace [with a pet (his case) or f/o [my case)]. But I also have the love and support of my family!

But once he warmed up to me, realizing how kind my heart was (aaaa, I feel embarrassed just saying this >x<); he became more open, warm, considerate, romantic and he has such silly humor! It’s adorable! He is also clumsy with his camera, always taking blurry photos. Hehe, a cutie indeed ! x)

But he had a hard life. Despite having all the money he could ever want, he never felt real love at his own home. His biological parents married for convenience and had a cold relationship, which then ended prematurely. His second wife married him for money and had predatory tendencies towards the young, beautiful Juju.

It was subtle but it really bothered me. I..was sexually abused myself so..it’s a sensitive subject to me. From then on, his father kept switching from one wife and girlfriend to another like a kid switches toys. His father was so focused on his job and his girlfriends that he didn’t pay enough attention to Juju, despite gifting him presents every now and then, to show that he cared.

Juju though….once we got together he became super sweet, but also quite erratic, possessive and anxious. He never found love before meeting me so he was really scared he might lose me, was worried for my safety and didn’t want me to be taken by anyone else. It was precious and I loved how passionate he was, I loved being spoiled romantically by JujuBear’s love, I was drunkenly in love with our mutual honeymoon sweetness for each other and it was such bliss TwT!

We were together on and off for 6 years and now, I felt nostalgic and started playing his route again. I miss the blissful love I felt when I was with him. Maybe I’m self centered but I just..want to be in love with someone who’d truly adore, support, love and appreciate me. Someone who’d protect and spoil me. Someone who would do anything to make me happy. And that was what JujuBear was to me! (I had some very painful and toxic relationships in the past and I suffer from scars, ptsd, depressive episodes and such..)

But what’s great about me is that I’m always very optimistic and hopeful! Looking towards the near future with bright eyes <3! and appreciating the little things in life. Hopefully I’ll be able to be drunkenly in love with life again, filled with glowing bliss and glee. Without the guy who keeps manipulating me and abusing me in my mind since the time I was r*ped by him, gaslit, then shamed and guilted for my behavior that led to him r*ping me.

Ugh. I hate talking about the r*pist, so I’ll end this with a high note !

I am watching W Two Worlds and Nodame Cantabile - both of which remind me of Juju and I! And I just adore daydreaming about him 🥰 he makes my day so much brighter and fills my heart with warmth and fuzzy coziness x)

[honeykaes]

I WAS A DAY EARLY YESTERDAY BUT NOW IM ON TIME FOR REAL 🙏🙏🙏 happy happy birthday chai!!!!! i hope 23 is a great and exciting year full of new opportunities and very fun times. have a great day 💖💗

JUJU THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! CHILDE’S BELOVED AND THE MASTER OF BREEDING KINK THANK YOU!!!!

[moonstonediaz]

buck: ily2!!

taylor:

[monsterrae1]

Hi my love 💜 24, 25, and 26 please 🥰

Hi love 🖤✨

24. morning or night person?

Night, it can be like 3-4 am and my brain is still going, and in the mornings after waking up it takes me like 2 hours to be functional 😂

25. tea or coffee?

I drink both, but I do favor coffee more than tea

26. you can only read one book for the rest of your life. what book is it?

Now this is a hard question, I would probably go with Aristotle and Dante Discover the secrets of the universe by Benjamin Alire Saenz, I first read it when I was in a very weird emotional place, and it really helped me out, when I read it again last year it had the same effect (and I’m gonna cheat cause I wanna say the sequel too) it’s just a very good book.

Send me numbers from this list pls

[tommykinkard]

Baby baby baby!!!! I love you!!! Lemme ask you. Choose between Eddie’s slutty black tank top in s2 or Buck’s half shirtless look in s1 when he got caught on the roof. Which ones hotter???

JUJU MY BELOVED I LOOOVE YOOOUUU

Aaaaahhhh this is sooo hard!!!

How can I chose between THIS HOTNESS:

and THIS HOTNESS:

I'm gonna have to cheat and go with my life moto which is:

thank you so much babe ❤️❤️❤️

sleepover weekend 

[seakicker]

dimitri being embarrassed of having a huge cock is one of the most big brained things you’ve ever said i love you juju

i have received many a nobel prize for my jeenyus ideas 😎😎 thank you for enjoying hehe i just love the idea of dimitri packing absolute heat and being a little embarrassed about it!!! a massive, massive 9 inch schlong that drools a downright obscene amount of precum when you so much as grind against him… oversensitive dimitri my beloved

[imtheiliad]

AJ my beloved!! Happy happy birthday!! Wishing you an endless amount of happiness and love. May all your wishes become reality. Love you and sending you all the positive vibes I can 🥳🎉🥰🎂

Thank you so much juju 💜💜💜

[beyourownanchor6]

14, 24 & 34 love 💜

juju love, thanks for the ask! 💙

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

-i’m going to the movies tomorrow, so probably that!

24. What do you want right this second?

-honestly i could really go for a margarita, which i know you’ll understand 😆 either that or i’m really wanting to post the next chapter of my surfing au 🙈

34. Listening to?

PVRIS my beloved ,but also because i’m writing some angst currently 👀

make me admit stuff

[jedimasterbailey]

Pass the happy! When you get this reply with five things that makes you happy and send this to the last ten people in your notifications! 💜🌻

Awww ☺️ Thank you, you’re so sweet 💚💙 These are always so fun to do!

1.) My friends which include my tumblr mutuals. Don’t think I’d know what love and happiness is without you all and them ☺️🌻

2.) Jedi 💙💚💜 My favorite thing ever and I’m never not thinking about my faves. I also abide by Jedi philosophy on a daily basis as it has saved me over and over again in my life. I’m also an educator so i mentor/teach as close as I can to a real life Jedi Master. Not to mention I have Jedi literally tattooed on me, I love them so much 🥺

3.) My collections ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤍🖤 I have a Star Wars collection where I’ve accumulated a ton of books, action figures (specifically my favorite Mirialans), art, posters. My home is most impressive with my Star Wars merchandise. I also have a crystal collection that I’m proud of. They remind me of kyber crystals Jedi use for their lightsabers and I love all the good juju that comes from them.

4.) Fanfiction 📖 Both writing it and reading it especially the work of my beloved mutuals/friends ❤️ To be able to escape reality for a bit and create/get lost in another world and to receive lovely comments on the work is a level of happiness and satisfaction I can’t accurately describe with words. I actually get more satisfaction from that commentary than the one I get for my actual published book.

5.) Rainy and cloudy days ☁️🌧 That kind of weather always puts me at ease especially for someone who lives in a desert where it’s almost always hot. My life is hectic and it has its fair share of pain, but when it’s grey outside and there’s rain, it never fails to put me at peace and I’m grateful for it.