#thank you friend jason

[cuntertaker]

so billy. say i hypothetically have a fic idea i sort of want to write for punk and seth but i don't know enough about seth to really write it. how would you describe that glittery man what can i watch to like Understand him

okay some important points here and disclaimer i have ONLY been here for a lil bit ! there might be more stuff im missing...

so integral to his entire character is his shield arc, in which he betrayed dean and roman to solidified his ass, and then went on to have an insane ass hatefucking situation, dean is probably seth's soulmate and i am obsessed with their entire dynamic....but seth's thing has always been the plotter, the smart one, he was the one dude who did all the planning and startegy and that is sprinkled all over his career....he got injured and then came back to rebuild and shit, he also had buddy as a fucking dog, he also ?? was the messiah so like jesus part two ?? like oh man you know he manipulates mansplains malewife but like no one wants to wife him....

RECENTLY however he has been like THE DIVA of monday night raw, he is a little shit, the plotter aspect of him does not go away, and he DOES NOT like sharing the spotlight, which was a whole thing with cody when he came back,

but the punk think seems like PERSONAL....like its on another level....

seth is overall fucking annoying,,, he's annoying and no one is fucking safe but he has GHOSTS and they HAUNT his ass legitimately i feel like this man is so haunted but he makes himself big no one can point the hole in his lil soul ever....also he is a cunt !! he is such a cunt !!!

here are SOME important moments but like for recent stuff i'd look up the cody feud he had last year, you could also look at dean/seth shit too since i feel like you can see how he has changed and grown, he pulls some bullshit like wearing dusty's fit to fight cody, his old shield outfit to fight roman, like HE IS LIKE THAT !! like i feel like i am not saying enough but also like, he is simply the biggest cunt, he has to be the loudest in the room, burn the brightest, and it seems with the punk feud he is like OH I WANNA BE THE ONE TO SHOW OFF UR STINKY ASS, but i think its because he cannot bare someone take over HIS SHOW, it's a diva vs diva momence, cunt vs cunt, there's some paralleles but also some DIFFERENCES here, i THINK THAT'S MOST OF IT BUT ALSO LIKE YOU CAN DM TO TALK MORE ABOUT IT...god this man has been in my head forever god i hate him....i love him...

[all-too-unwell-13]

i need to stop being reminded that the seven are canonically very awkward around each other and hardly talk at all.

let me live in my sunshine rainbow world where they're all friends, are each other's 'found family,' where hazel, piper, and annabeth are best friends, where leo, jason, frank, and percy are like brothers, where jason and piper never existed, where hazel and piper were actually friends (that they should've been), and leo and percy are the most sarcastic and funny people you've ever met (and they make each other even funnier)!!!!!

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 170

Once again on my Ras & Danny being training rivals thanks to time travel bullshit. 

Look, Danny knows about the league of Assassins, but he almost dies of laughter when he realizes it’s the modern name of the league of Shadows. He’s an adult now, has been for a while, he’s allowed to find the situation he’s found himself in amusing. Hell, his sparring buddy who is somehow still alive is laughing too. 

And no one else knows what’s going on, okay? This random man walked into their secret base, completely ignored the many assassins trying to stop him, and called their illustrious leader a “Little Bitch Man” and they are now fighting?

The fighting is familiar, but why the fuck is Ras cackling and saying things like “Ayreh Feek” back. Practically saying “Fuck you,” while laughing and oh Pit, they’re Bantering this is terrifying, why has Ras not won yet, why has this man not died yet and- bodies aren’t supposed to bend like that what the fuck- 

Ras on the other hand, has One friend, who is immortal like him, actually remembers the shit he complains about, is also down for saving endangered animals, and actually knows how to spar! It’s not a proper spar unless someone loses at least a hand that has to be reattached! And honestly, people nowadays should know that the proper greeting to an old friend is to instantly try to kill the other. 

[starry-bi-sky]

No.

No, no, no, no, NO!

He's shaking. His heart is burning in his chest, pounding like a jackhammer against his ribs, and there's a trembling, aching rage building beneath his tongue and pressing against his teeth.

In his hands, his fingers tense and wrists locked, the article reads in big, black font: JOKER LOCKED IN ARKHAM ASYLUM AGAIN!

Danny shouldn't feel so angry about this, this is a good thing. Gotham doesn't have to deal with him for another few months at the least. He should feel relieved, a little more at peace.

He is not.

He cannot swallow the fury thudding behind his eyes, the burning white heat searing a deeper hole in his chest. A searing green filling static in his ears in the way only the rage of the restless dead can have.

How is he going to kill him now?

Arkham may be the only asylum in America made entirely of tissue paper, but it's still an asylum. There are cameras, guards, other patients resting inside. Danny can think of a million different ways to sneak in and kill Joker, but someone will hear his screaming.

It'd have to be rushed.

He doesn't want it to be rushed.

It's a cruel thought. Cruel and cold and merciless, but Danny doesn't feel an ounce of shame, not an ounce of guilt, for it. He wants to be alone with the Joker when he kills him, that's all he wants. In Arkham, you are never alone.

He forces his anger to bubble back down into his chest, stuffing it between his heartstrings and his ribs like a blanket you're trying to bunch up into a corner. It sizzles and burbles. The static begins to fade out into a high-pitched ringing; it sounds like distant screaming.

Danny is still trembling, but he can think a little clearer now.

He can wait.

He can wait. He can wait. He can wait. He canwait. Hecanwait. Hecanwait.

He can wait.

He's waited five years for this. He can wait one more week. One more month. One more year. However long it takes for the Joker to break back out, Danny can wait.

And when the Joker does, inevitably, break out.

Danny uncrinkles his fingers around the edges of the newspaper, loosens his limbs just enough so he can pay for it.

He'll be waiting.

The dead, after all, have all the time in the world.

[diginuisance]

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[erinwantstowrite]

Is there a Jason ship you like?

I think Jason and Artemis is okay, not my fav, but I see potential. This mostly stems from my belief Jason is 100% into women who can and will kick his ass.

i see jason as aro or aroace, or demiromantic if anything. like if he was gonna be in a relationship i think it would be far far later in his life when he's feeling more at ease with himself

[okkennymay]

Commission for @jaxinkh

Ooooo lookin fiIIINE Jason Todd! Ahhh This new year has been going better than I'd ever hoped it could!~ Ahh You waited so long Jaxinkh, Thank you for being so patient- I'm most definitely putting a disclaimer on my next commission page that the times they may take may vary wildly thanks to my health o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

[demonic0angel]

Tfw your resurrected son somehow becomes the boyfriend of a rising crime lord within the city that you’re protecting 🤨

Introducing crime boss Jazlyn Nightingale, the newest power in Gotham who has control over the shadows (click for clarity)

[koolaidoverliving]

all the pasta have normal blood except for

- jack: hot, tar blood. his body temperature is always reaaally high. the hot tar cools quickly when it's outside.

- the puppeteer: he has golden blood that turns black over time. the golden form glows. his blood sometimes exits his body in the form of strings.

- candy pop: liquid candy. sparkly, teal and tastes yummy — thankfully not sticky. it makes a good treat.

- ben: comes out like static. all his internal organs are staticy and electric to the touch.

- lazari: black blood. thanks to zalgo. it has the same consistency as regular blood; it's just black.

- kagekao: the shadow demon doesn’t really have blood. he's full on shadow. if he gets stabbed or hurt, a flow of shadow would come out instead of blood.

- jason: his blood is rotten like his personality.

- laughing jack: rainbow blood! except it’s in a dull shade of the colors! not bright at all...!

- judge angels: holy blood. her blood glows brightly and will forever glow brightly.

"some of these are impossible—" I KNOW BUT IT'S MY AU SO I GET TO CHOOSE THEIR BLOOD TYPES

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Calvin Rose finds a catatonic teenager roaming the streets and… well, the poor kid looks dead on his feet, and it’s raining cats and dogs, he can’t just leave him there.

And, it’s fine. He’s just passing through (can’t risk more with the Court still at large) and will be back on the road come morning. And he’ll sleep easier knowing he kept the kid from certain death.

So, really, how the hell did he end up with the very same kid riding shotgun and nagging him to turn up the radio to Phoebe Bridgers?

[frownyalfred]

I was re-reading Prelude, bc I couldn't help myself and I just. I love uncle Lex so much. I love him calling Jason "cute" just bc he can, I love when he first met Jason and ordered him to sleep, I love how he teaches Jason everything he knows, he's just ughhhh. I love how he's protective and affectionate under this whole mask of cockiness. It's an amazing convo and it makes for such an interesting character and you do it SO. WELL.

Thank you so much!! I love their relationship! Lex is such a sharp-edged, vicious omega with an axe to grind in every sentence he utters, but underneath that he's Uncle Lex, you know? He helped Bruce carry Jason when he was sick and presenting. He's training him in scents while Bruce is busy with casework. He's giving Jason a chance to be something he and Bruce weren't allowed to be, in the rigid society they grew up in.

Lex commanding Jason to sleep in ASOH was so funny. Jason really thought he could resist a random omega. Little did he know Lex was willing to do whatever it would take to kidnap Bruce's wayward pup and detox him, up to and including bribing random nearby alphas to carry his unconscious body to his (Bruce's) car. LOL.

[televisionlassie]

Me watching people pretend Wally west (and sometimes Roy)’s children don’t exist so that they can be Dick/Jason’s boyfriend

[magic101]

@heybabybird 💖 follower from USA! Thank you for all the gorgeous stickers 🙂‍↕️ and more!

[jayladfanpage]

FAVORITE JASON TODD PANELS GO -guy who you definitely do not know

MAN OH MAN!!

okay first of, we have to go with the classic

He's sooooo mentally ill. i love him [Batman: Under The Red Hood]

Second favorite is this whole page honestly:

[Batman: Gotham Nights (2020) #11]

This one exclusively because he interacts with Lois Lane

[Event Leviathan #3]

I'm also particularly fond of this comic as a whole but especially:

[Batman: The Cult #2 and #3]

Look at these cuties. theyre so scary

[Blue Devil #19]

There are honestly many many many more but I don't want this post to be too long lol!!

[yes-im-a-simpp]

Dick was mad after Jason's death.

Not just mad destroyed. I imagine him staring at nothing and just saying 'I'm fine.' whenever someone tried to talk to him.

He would isolate himself A LOT. And avoid everyone in any kind of way, no texting, no talking, no calling, no staring. Dick is just lost in his head and good luck if you want to get him out of it.

What really concerned the titans was the fact that none of his best friends were able to talk to him.

Donna is pissing him off with every message, Roy not hiding his pity made him loose it, Wally running after him all the time to check on him would only make him act colder and colder.

There was no way to help.

That's what made him drown, his way of isolating himself.

Bruce wouldn't be able to help because he is too deep into his own grief and I like to think that he didn't even know how much Jason meant to Dick. Which would explain why he didn't realize how bad Dick's state was.

Alfred wouldn't see him often enough to help. (knowing he's also deep into his grief.)

So really what I'm saying is that Tim is the reason Dick 'got better' he started trying again thanks to Tim.

He forced this joyful version of himself thanks to Tim.

He always kept the guilt of not being good enough for Jason, good enough to save him.

And unlike most, I'd like to think that Jason is aware of it, he knows that Dick will still be thinking of his 'mistakes' when he looks at Jason

[necrotic-nephilim]

6,23

for the choose violence ask game!

6. which ship fans are the most annoying?

oooh, this is hard. generally any sort of "fans of this thing are annoying" for me comes with the caveat that i don't think it's *all* fans and i don't even think it's most fans, but rather a loud minority that has shaped the ship as a whole. for some reason JayRoy tends to come to mind the most, because i've been slowly dipping my toes into the Arrowfamily and i cannot *stand* any JayRoy opinions on Oliver's parenting. i think JayRoy can be blamed for a *lot* of the misunderstandings some fans have about Oliver and Roy's relationship, as well as the existence of the Arrowfam in the first place beyond just Oliver, Roy, Dinah, and inexplicably Artemis Crock, bc Young Justice (tv) will never stop leaving its mark.

any time someone gets shipped with a Batfam member, their entire fandom presence surrounds the Batfamily and headcanons are all about Bruce adopting them too and them just being another face in Wayne Manor. and for whatever reason, Roy is one of the worst victims of this. so much JayRoy content doesn't even care to acknowledge Roy's bonds with the Arrowfam, his *daughter*, his complex relationship with Chesire, his relationship with the Titans and the Outsiders, and so forth. he's just Jason's rescue boyfriend. if i have to see one more JayRoy fan act like Bruce needs to save Roy from Oliver and they badly cite Snowbirds Don't Fly, i might lose it.

i think this could also extend to TimKon as well, with a *lot* of TimKon fans not understanding Kon's relationship to the Superfamily and *grossly* demonizing Clark for the sake of Kon being Tim's rescue boyfriend. like the misunderstandings fanon has about Clark and Kon will never not infuriate me, and i *do* think TimKon carries a brunt of that blame bc it falls into the "Kon is another orphan that Bruce takes in" vibes.

23. ship you've unwillingly come around to

JayRose i think is a recent one! i used to dislike JayRose bc it felt underdeveloped and like slapping two characters with daddy issues together, but i've lately been more and more enticed by it bc of a beloved anon who has so many delightful JayTimRose thoughts. ironically i could also say JayRoyTim, bc initially it was not my speed but once again, some anons have begrudgingly convinced me, which is impressive bc i never thought i would come around to a ship involving JayRoy for all of the above reasons. i've also been coming around to BatJokes as of recent. i never hated BatJokes but it was certainly never For Me. lately though, that faith has been questioned and i've been interested in it.

the one i've been very unwilling to but have somehow gotten dragged into is JayTalia. i was always turned off by how that was handled in Lost Days and hated the pairing. but... i've been enticed by the dead dove potential of it. i'm being converted. to be fair i still think it was mishandled in Lost Days but... i'm sort of coming around to enjoying it for what it is. idk how i ended up here but i will take any excuse to whump Jason.