#thank you for this! 💕🌸

[ourfag]

conversation topic: dogs in the city. tiny dogs that scamper and gallop bc their legs are so short. big dogs that can't possibly fit in an apartment. purse dogs. dogs in outfits. also babies in hats. actually just what's the convo when they r browsing a lovely farmers market. 💐 happy sunday hope the weather's nice where u r

ed: oh fuck me, look at that one

stede: which

ed: there. that. i’m—pointing with my fucking elbow, look—

stede: d’you want me to take something? i can carry—

ed: just—shut up and look at that fat little baby, look

stede: oh. oh my lord

ed: with the pom poms

stede: i see what you mean

ed: little fuckin—

stede: on his booties

ed, a full octave up: on his little booties look

stede: i love when they’ve got the hats that make them look like starfish

ed: is he supposed to look like a starfish?

stede: little points on his hat. starfish arms

ed: that doesn’t look like a starfish, it looks like a jester

stede: what? no it doesn’t. the points are sticking straight up, that’s a starfish

ed: how many starfish have you seen whose arms end in jingle bells

stede: i—

stede: the world is vast, edward.

ed: see i just think—

stede: must i be accountable for every species of starfish?

ed: —if there’s a starfish with jingle bells then you’re the kind of person who’s gonna know it off the top of your head

stede: i’m sure there’s one out there

edward: ok. is this like when i floated the idea of horse with wheels

stede: ……well, not—

ed: it’s practical, save the horse a lot of effort

stede: —it’s unlikely. it’s unlikely

ed: see that’s a useful feature. what’s a starfish gonna do with a jingle bell

stede: i don’t know! celebrate??

ed: doesn’t even work underwater

stede: maybe it just wants to feel fancy once in a while, you don’t think a starfish ever wants to feel fancy?

ed: spaghetti dog

stede: that’s—now you’re just hybridising

ed, pointing in an altogether different direction: no, look, there’s one of those spaghetti dogs, look

stede, following ed’s elbow to an italian greyhound: ooh spaghetti dog

ed: spaghetti dog

stede: that one’s got a jacket on. stylish

ed: didn’t you say starfish were carnivores?

stede: it’s houndstooth though. is that a bit too on the nose? sorry—

ed: no you have a point

stede: —what about starfish and carnivores?

ed: oh, just—if the starfish’s got bells, won’t its prey hear it sneaking up

stede: well you said it yourself, bells don’t really work underwater

ed: huh

ed: now you think about it that’s actually—that’s kind of depressing

stede: oh no

ed: sorry i didn’t mean to—

stede: no, starfish baby dropped one of his little pom pom booties, look

ed: oh shit—aw look at his little toes he’s gonna get cold

stede: should we go over? is that—would that be weird?

ed: i dunno, maybe, but like, also kind of badass?

stede: …badass?

ed: yeah like we’re starfish baby’s bodyguards or something. like we’re not gonna smother him but we’re just—

stede: on the outskirts, right? to make sure he won’t be mobbed for autographs

ed: right cuz he’s a celebrity baby

stede: but then when he needs assistance, we’re—

ed: “you dropped this, sir”

stede: and then he takes it, very businesslike, because he’s a professional

ed: and he understands what we’re saying because he’s a genius baby as well

stede: yes

stede: well—normal babies can do that too

ed: what, understand you?

stede: yeah. i believe so

stede: what? what’s wrong?

ed, in quiet horror: i have said so much stupid shit in front of other people’s babies

[whiteshipnightjar]

Poster for Fleet Foxes & Joanna Newsom’s “Spring Recital”

[mushroominaforest]

BOO!!! random gift time

OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!!!! THANK YOU!!! AAHSHSGAHGASHFAAFHHF 🥹💕 I love themmmmm

[goldenlaquer]

S-senpai... I made you a lunch box ♡⁠(⁠˃͈⁠ ⁠દ⁠ ⁠˂͈⁠ ⁠༶⁠ ⁠)(⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ╰⁠(⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠´⁠꒳⁠`⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠)⁠╯Hazukashii!!! Kyun!!

Please accept it!!ლ⁠(⁠・⁠﹏⁠・⁠ლ⁠)(⁠●⁠’⁠3⁠)⁠♡⁠(⁠ε⁠`⁠●⁠)

ah its leaking out…

[duketibbitswaifu]

who confessed their love first? you or duke? where did it happen?

💕 Dukey was the one who confessed first~!!1 ^-^ 💕

🌺 We were dating for about a month by then, and we were at the lake. It was a beautiful night, sitting together on a soft blanket from home with his arms around me.

He had warmed up to me by then, not being one to immediately like people. We had gotten along more than he does most people, and that was something that spoke to him.

At first it was just the silence of the lake, until it was broken by his silverly, crackled voice. "Rose I-" he paused, looking down. It was clear he hadn't done this in a long time. Not for twenty some years.

"I love you darlin'. You mean everything to me." I looked at him, gripping him by his collar that looked auburn in the dim light. You can tell by his look that he seem guilty, like he fucked up.

That's when I grabbed by the back up his head and started to lean into our first real kiss.

He was always really brash at first, but over time he's become a lot more smooth and even more of a romantic. 🌺

[bakvrue]

Coming in hot with all my rue x leo selfship questions!!! What’s your shipname? How did you two meet? Also tell me more about your self-insert pretty please :3

Aaaaaaaa first of all thank you for being interested and asking!! Leo has literally swooped in and taken up almost every corner of my brain and I love him so much, he makes me crazy. Our ship name is ruepold!!! It's kinda silly and funky

I mention one spoiler part very breifly!!! Just a location and something they do there!!

My self insert, oh man, okay so I am a noble lady. Not super high up but upper middle status. I grew up in the capital with an older brother and my parents. My brother is gonna be our next head of house so I don't realllly have to worry about that. But ever since we were kids leo has always had a crush on me and we were in the same circles growing up so I had always known him a little bit.

And during a Christmas party when we were both 15 he got me an extra special present, and he intended on it being a present to woo my favor. Which it honestly didn't take much LOL cuz I had a huge crush on him too.

We're madly in love for a while until he goes to train at the heart kingdom, I haven't figured out why exactly we break up but there's a reason!! Probably stress, distance, heading in different directions. And then we get back together when we reunite (which has been my fall asleep scenario for like the past week. Just running into his arms after not seeing him forever and I just ughhhh).

I am also apart of the Golden Dawn!! Which makes it a lot more difficult for us to spend time together with training and the bases being in different areas. I'm on the same team with klaus and mimosa and yuno!! I have what I'm calling spark magic! Most of my spells have a similar look of a sparkler or sparkler machines, so it's very glittery and bright and hot!!

[volodei]

HI i just wanted to say that you’re my favourite volo blog <3 thanks for fueling my delusional hyperfixation of this man

🥺🥺🥺

(edit: i turned this into an iphone wallpaper if anyone’s interested ^^)

[thedeadthree]

-`. 𝖚𝖗𝖑 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 ❦

-ˋˏ .·:·. ⊱ indorilnerevarine ➵ THEDEADTHREE ⊰ .·:·. -ˋˏ

-`. baldur’s gate has my psyche and soul at the moment so in honor of that and the dearest (un)holy trinity i thought it would be cute to do a change as it’s been a bit!

-`. 𝖒𝖚𝖙𝖚𝖆𝖑𝖘 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘! ❦

[elizakai]

Btw Kai I searched it up the limit of posts each day 250 :3

(that's... Very much... O_O)

BAHA OMG THANK YOU

bro that’s. A LOt WOAH??? i didn’t know it was that much????????

i should be good then i think AHAHAA

[robo-milky]

I WAS GONNA ASK HOW YOURE DOING WITH THE ROOK CARD ANNOUNCEMENT BUT I JUST SAW YOUR POST SHDJSBDJDHX

I MEANNNNN I’M HAPPY BUT I’M GEM BROKE ATMMM AJDBSJAJAJSJS LIKE FINE ALRRR YOU CAN COME OUT, ROOK. IF HE DOESN’T COME, SCREW IT- I’M GONNA TURN INTO A ROLLO SIMP OUT OF SPITE. LIKE THEY GOT THE SAME(ISH) BANGLINE ANYWAYS SO IG I’LL BE HAPPY WITH THE CONSOLATION PRIZE IF ROOK DOESN’T COME. (Will be saving in EN- I’m grabbing his ass for sure but like… my JP impatience 😭😭)

Mr. Hunter will be hunted.

[artbyaleksandr]

🩷🌸💗🌷 Awwwwww so cute 🩷🌸💗🌷

Happy Valentine’s Day

🌸🌹🌻💐🌺🌼Thank you for the cute art. I love it🥰❤️💕💗🌸🌷💕

[xiaoluclair]

The „baby and his protector“ post can only be from Austria 2022 because this was the only race which Charles won (the reason why a tem representative from Ferrari is on the podium with him) and where Max was on the podium as well. 🥺

Not a surprise really, because it’s the holy temple of Lestappen after all. 🫠

the fact that i registered every single one of those things and the only conclusion my mind could fart to was bahrain_was_dark dot duh and max_in_smoke_(HOT!!) dot png so therefore it couldn’t have been bahrain or aus. i = nump . austria did not cross my mind for One Second. anyway i’ll just take the bullet right here and estrange myself from the lestappen community 🫡🫡

[daisychainsandbowties]

hi casper <3

3, 4, 19 for writer ask thingy :)

3. what’s your favourite fic that you’ve written?

i think the fic that brings me the most joy most often is ligaments, because i was in a strange mood when i wrote it and so it carries that strangeness forward.

it is in the best way like reading something i don’t think i could write again. most poems are like this (fleeting, like a kiss where even in the midst of it you know you’re going to forget how and where and why it happened, but remember the feeling of it)

4. How many WIPs do you have right now?

i have 8 new fics or updates to fics i’m actively working on right now.

19. give us a small teaser from one of your WIPs

[strawberrisoulmate]

hey babe.

don't really have anythin' special to tell ya, just wanted to say i love you. been a few months an' it's still hard to believe we're married — still doesn't feel real, y'know? like it's some kinda dream i don't wanna wake up from. just wanna stay in it with ya forever, ya know? think i'd be real happy if i could.

ah... sorry. been around hinata too much. sayin' a bunch'a corny shit now.

that's all i wanted t' tell ya. that i love ya. an' come by the studio when ya got a chance — started writin' somethin' that i want ya t' listen to.

— 🍓

ahhh ichiiii, this is so sweet!! 🥺

i definitely know how you feel, though. it still doesn't feel real to me either. like, how did i ever end up with a husband as perfect and amazing as you anyways? even after being together for almost 3 years now, i still can't believe that you chose me. out of everyone in the world, you married me. i can't even begin to tell you how happy that makes me.

i love you too, baby. so much. more than i'll ever be able to express in words. and i can't wait for every wonderful year to come spent with you. for the rest of my life, i'll always choose you. it will always be you.

anyways, sorry, you know i can't help getting super sappy ahaha. i'll definitely be by the studio with some lunch soon, so wait for me so we can eat together, okay? i can't wait to hear what you've been working on. i'll see you soon 💕

[chaotic-on-main]

thank u for the important psa on bun bathing!! I am now……..here to ask about ur 3 buns if I may 🐰

Oh boy I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THIS CAN OF WORMS (BUNS?)

BUNNIES BELOW THE CUT

MAY I PRESENT: THE THREE STOOGES OF THE APOCALYPSE (aka my baby bois)

Mjolnir (8), Mishka (6), and Mochi (4)

Mjolnir and Mishka are mates (however you wanna take that as you want). I got Mishka as a baby from a farm store. I raised him myself and now he's an asshole (affectionate). But fr he hates the way I keep my blankets and feels the need to rearrange my shit all the time. He gives me love tho so I can't stay mad at him. He was my first baby. 12/10 no notes. 💕

Mjolnir is a rescue! I got him at 2 years old and he is and always has been the biggest grump in the world. If I talk a little too loud, he fucking thumps at me?? Like?? Excuse me old man. And he thinks I'm in the way ALL THE TIME. He'll nip at my feet or hands if they're in his way (all the time). But he doesn't do it hard so it's not malicious or anything. 😗

Mochi was a rescue as well and is unfortunately an outlier because he didn't bond well with the others but I refused to take him back to the shelter so now we take care of them all separately. He's feisty! And very skittish. But we love him anyways. Grooming him is a pain in the ass because he's a lion head and has SO MUCH HAIR. He's gotten quite nippy at me, less so now but I chalk that up to being abandoned. 🥺

Here's Mochi from a couple years ago, eating a strawberry.

Here's Mishka trying to escape their REALLY LARGE ENCLOSURE. He's out here tryna pull an Eren idk. He's my little war criminal and I love him.

And here's the tattoo I got a couple years back to celebrate my love for bunnies!!

Let me know if you have any questions!! I'm always down to gush about my bunnies. 💕

[bakvrue]

miss rueeeee! has leopold’s acceptance into the harem caused any trouble?

please, miss rue was my mother's name LOL

Absolutely it has. HAHAHA leopolds very quick rise has many of the older harem members asses clenching. And ESPECIALLY katsuki.

They're similar in some ways, but in the way they're opposing is actually very dramatic, and it's like the core of themselves that is different. Leo gets along so easily with people to and I feel like that would be another factor that would drive katsuki up the fucking wall.

Like when I brought raichi and chobei and genya home katsuki was all smug, thinking I'm just bringing more men like him. But leo... leo did not make him smug.