#thank you for the question though!!!

[shootingstarrfish]

What is your most obscene headcanon in OM that you thoroughly believe absolutely happened?

-🐛

HELLO omg so sorry it took me a bit to get to your ask, I had to take a while to think cause I don't think I have any necessarily obscene headcanons?

however thanks to this post i now fully believe that on at least one occasion lucifer has accidentally told diavolo to shut the fuck up (and promptly melted into the ground out of shame never to be seen again)

[itz-pandora]

OK so I have a question for you AU

Would Sonic still be able to go Super while he has the powers of the phantom ruby or would they cancel each other out?

I haven't thought about that, because currently the Chaos Emeralds are in an undescribed location (Eggman has them or something)

I haven't thought about that, but if they were to combine, they'd probably be something similar to Fleetway? (I don't really know anything about Archie though) OR it maybe could result in something more akin to Dark Sonic?? (Idk I didn't watch too much of Sonic X)

I feel like it'd be MEGA unfair to have a dual power up though, and it wouldn't occur anyways. Phantom Sonic wouldn't be as strong as Super Sonic, but still stronger than base Sonic.

But if Sonic was dead and had the Phantom Ruby to make him like a zombie (like Infinite does) then I don't even know if the Chaos Emeralds would register him as alive, because he'd be physically dead. (Sonic isn't dead though, so it still doesn't matter lol)

I don't know if I'd do it like a damper on the Chaos Emeralds, so the power isn't as strong due to interference, if it changes the power up a bit, or if it's a complete cancellation.

I'm just throwing around ideas here lol, sorry for rambling

A good question that I don't have a good answer to. Thanks for asking though! I haven't thought about this!

[lesbianherald]

Jayce the typa guy to give Viktor a card that says to me you are hexceptional

...... yeah. no notes. just yeah...

[bensonsknuckles]

listen. headlights and deer in the sense that benson speeds headlong into randy’s life and careens him off the course he had been bound to. in the sense that randy is blinded, paralysed in the glare of benson’s presence. in the sense of inertia, of Before and After. in the sense that they collide violently and both are destroyed upon impact.

[mechieonu]

my favorite sonamy atm is the kind where sonic's feelings are vague, yeah, but he loves her and he loves indulging her

[bobacupcake]

your orb was really cool! How’d you make it?

i am so sorry but you will have to be more specific here becaus;e i have made. at least three orbs

[zu-is-here]

Wait, Aim wears those glasses for a specific reason? (an eye problem maybe?).

Pd: I just noticed the detail that his gap teeth are still the same TuT.

[royalarchivist]

Pac: This is the new me, ok? I want you to welcome... the new Pac! [...] This skin is really cool, I think I'm gonna use this more often.

Himaru: ...What happened to you, man? Did you get run over? 😰

Pac: [Laughs] Don't judge me, don't judge me!

Being ugly in Arkanis is a crime, and unfortunately for all of us, Pac loves being a criminal. 😓

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Pac: Guys– This is the new me, ok? I want you to welcome... the new Pac!

Pac: [Laughs]

[Pac gets kicked from the server with the message: "Change this"]

Pac: [Laughing] No! No! No– I won't change, I won't change, I won't change! I won't change! Let me- let me in! No no no– What a dictatorship– there can't be a dictatorship here, no– No, I won't change! [Stammers] I'm- I'm myself! I'm myself!

Pac: [Pinches his nose so he has a nasally voice] Hi friends, welcome to class. I'm going to talk like that, ok? I'll even turn off the facecam, because today, I'm going to– I'm kidding, no no no.

Pac: Man, this skin is really cool, it really is. I think that this– I'm gonna use this more often, man. [Reading chat] "Halloween is over" Guys, this– This is who I am now! Who I am– This is me now, I'm this person here.

[Red text appears on the screen saying "30 seconds to change"]

Pac: "30 seconds to change–" Hang on, what is this?! No– calma, what is–? Guys, for the love of god–

[Another warning appears saying "20 seconds to change"]

Pac: No!!! No! No no no! No no no! You can't do this! You can't do this here. You- you can't. You can't make me change my skin.

[A final warning appears saying "10 seconds to change"]

Pac: No– You can't, I won't take it off! I'm going to my class now, I have to go to class! This is my "studying" skin! I- I–

[Pac gets banned]

Pac: [Hits his desk]

Dono: The skinmakers in chat are crying, having heart attacks, collapsing. It's horrible, dude.

Pac: [Laughs] It's not that ugly, it's fine, it's good.

Himaru: [Long pause] ...What happened to you, man? Did you get run over?

Pac: [Laughs] Don't judge me, don't judge me! Ok? Look at- look at- look at JVNQ! He has a funny face too, but nobody says anything about it!

Himaru: No man, I'm not judging you, but– I just wor- I'm just worried! [...] Well for me, I'll be serious with you: it doesn't matter what's on the outside, ok? What matters is what's inside, got it?

Pac: Thank you. [He hugs Himaru] Do you think I'm poggers? Do you think I'm poggers? Say it.

Himaru: No Pac, it doesn't matter that you look ugly, ridiculous, like a truck reversed into you then ran you over, like someone hit you–

Milo: my god

Himaru: –like Anderson Silva crushed you in the ring– Hey, it doesn't matter! What matters is that your heart is beating.

JV: And you have a home!

Himaru: Understand? Give love to others, ok?

Pac: My god.

Milo: he was saving those insults

Himaru: And that's all, ok man? You can be at peace, ok? I won't- I won't judge you, I'll just... I'll just do one thing, man.

Pac: What are you doing?

Himaru: I'm just going to avoid eye contact, ok? But I'm still talking to you, I'm still listening, ok? I hear you.

Pac: ...I can't believe this.

[chocodile]

Initially came because I saw the hot shark man ridge. Stayed for the masterful story you’re making. I love

Thank you! Here's a bonus doodle of Ridge, as a treat.

[bestanimal]

Round 1 Final Stats:

The top phyla have been ranked thusly, listed here from highest ranking to lowest:

🪲 Arthropoda ~ 2,002

🐠 Chordata ~ 1,780

🐌 Mollusca ~ 1,687

🪸 Cnidaria ~ 1,307

🫓 Platyhelminthes ~ 1,217

🔫 Onychophora ~ 1,180

🔬 Tardigrada ~ 1,101

🌈 Ctenophora ~ 1,013

⭐️ Echinodermata ~ 947

🪱 Annelida ~ 681

🧽 Porifera ~ 535

👥 Bryozoa ~ 331

⚪️ Placozoa ~ 328

⛱ Brachiopoda ~ 303

⚙️ Rotifera ~ 298

🍆 Priapulida ~ 216

🧲 Phoronida ~ 178

🌍 Nematoda ~ 169

🐉 Kinorhyncha ~ 169

🌰 Hemichordata ~ 169

🎉 Loricifera ~ 147

🎗 Nemertea ~ 138

❄️ Micrognathozoa ~ 124

🧪 Xenacoelomorpha ~ 123

🍴 Entoprocta ~ 111

👛 Cycliophora ~ 110

🦷 Gnathostomulida ~ 100

🏹 Chaetognatha ~ 83

🧶 Gastrotricha ~ 82

🐙🔍 Dicyemida ~ 19

🦪🔍 Orthonectida ~ 12

🐴✂️ Nematomorpha ~ -37

The top 3 phyla are Arthropoda, Chordata, and Mollusca!

This means Arthropoda, Chordata, and Mollusca will be moving on to Round 2, and broken up by Class (or some other phylogenetic equivalent).

But that’s not all!

After Round 2, we will have an extra Round 2.5, featuring every other phylum that received over 1,000 points! This will give some of the more highly ranked phyla a second chance to move on, and make Round 3 a little more interesting.

Round 2.5 will include Cnidaria, Platyhelminthes, Tardigrada, and Ctenophora.

(Unfortunately, I can’t include Onychophora as it only contains 2 families without class or order ranking, so I will have to preemptively move them forward to Round 4 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

To give myself enough time to queue up polls, Round 2 will begin November 1st.

See you then!

Extra Awards:

Phylum Porifera

~ had the highest percentage of likes at 50.8%

Phylum Placozoa

~ had the highest amount of neutral votes at 295

Phylum Xenacoelomorpha

~ had 0 hates

Phylum Platyhelminthes

~ had the most votes at 620

~ had the highest amount of loves at 245

~ had the highest amount of likes at 204

Phylum Gastrotricha

~ had the lowest amount of favorites at 2

~ had the lowest percentage of favorites at 0.7%

Phylum Mollusca

~ had 0 dislikes

~ had the third most reblogs at 86

Phylum Entoprocta

~ had 0 hates

Phylum Phoronida

~ had 0 hates

Phylum Orthonectida

~ had the lowest amount of likes at 20

~ had the least notes at 17

~ had the least reblogs at 6

Phylum Dicyemida

~ had the least votes at 158

~ had the lowest amount of loves at 4

~ had the lowest percentage of loves at 2.5%

~ had the highest percentage of neutral votes at 67.9%

Phylum Micrognathozoa

~ was our first single species to be ranked

~ had 0 hates

Phylum Rotifera

~ had 0 hates

Phylum Nematomorpha

~ had the highest amount of dislikes at 74

~ had the highest percentage of dislikes at 30.1%

~ had the highest percentage of hates at 11.4%

~ was the only phylum with a negative ranking

Phylum Onychophora

~ had the most notes at 310

~ had the most reblogs at 115 (though a lot of them happened after the poll closed)

Phylum Arthropoda

~ was the only phylum to get over 2,000 points

~ had the second most reblogs at 101

~ had 0 hates

Phylum Echinodermata

~ had the highest percentage of loves at 52.8%

~ was the only phylum to not receive any dislikes or hates

Phylum Chordata

~ had the highest amount of favorites at 334

~ had the highest percentage of favorites at 71.5%

~ had the lowest percentage of likes at 4.9%

~ had the lowest percentage of neutral votes at 0.6%

~ had the highest amount of hates at 37

[x3nafix]

as a former fitz hater, i apologize and see the error of my ways. Though hes not my favorite, i can see that hes not a horrible person.

[callisteios]

I have a new uquiz for you, go on a pilgrimage with me. discover who you are.

[expelliarmus]

[lunar-wandering]

do y'all think Macaque is falling back into the role that Azure and the others put on him by remaining on the outskirts of the group because he thinks his input/presence is unwanted (and yeah his presence isn't really wanted by MK and the others BUT. something about the fact Macaque is placing himself at the edge of the group, the edge that Azure and the others pushed him to, doesn't really sit well)

[jat-a-fan-of-stuff]

Did two ouaw quizzes today *sparkle emoji*

Its only fitting bc i think Kremy Lecroux whould also cheat the system just to get the kremy lecroux result

[brucewaynehater101]

Hear me out- YJ fucking around on the system that was recently upgraded with Bat level tech.

Small oversight? Because its been upgraded to the new system- it can accidently connect to the batcave computer.

Imagine them stumbling upon a file called "Contingency Plan- Blackbird" and its by far one of the biggest files, and all it is? Hundreds upon hundreds of files on what to do if Tim ever became a villain.

YJ is obviously probably horrified- but upon telling Red on the fact his dad has thousands of documented ways to take him down (even what heroes would be willing to turn on him or not).

Tim just like "Well yeah- i've pushed the lines a few times, its a nessicary protocol"

And now the members are looking at each other trying to figure out how to explain that no its not okay for your dad to obsessivly plan how to arrest/kill you if need be.

Just popped into my mind and I know you never turn down a chance for bad dad bruce so would love to hear your perspective <33 Sincerly, @batfambrainrotbeloved

Hello 👋 👋👋 I do despise Bruce and wish that man many failures (and to die alone as a shriveled husk).

Anyways!!!!!!!!!

Yes. Tim and the other Bats have many family habits instilled in them by their mentor's actions and inactions. Because the man proposes violence as an acceptable answer to disagreements (aka hitting his kids), they see this as acceptable actions to inflict upon each other. Not all fights can be handled peacefully, but they should be using violence as a means of defense, not a tool of prosecution.

For Tim, this is another behavior/action/policy of Bruce's he's been conditioned to. If I am remembering correctly, Tim was initially against the idea of keeping files on his loved ones (like Bruce does). This mindset changed after the 16th birthday. I could be misremembering, but that's especially devastating. We can see the long-lasting effects of Bruce's actions (and how there are trickle effects).

It's extremely difficult to deconstruct what you've been guided into by your trusted adult. YJ will have to approach this slowly and be prepared for setbacks if they want to help Tim establish healthier boundaries/relationships/self-image. Hearing your father figure worry over your propensity for evil is damaging.