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Doflamingo is a man of little self control, and even less self preservation when it came to bothering other warlords. He was more than aware of how much he irked Crocodile, and it entertained him to no end. Even now as he invades the other man’s space he grins widely, Cheshire in its mischievous glee. Slinging a long arm around the warlord’s shoulder he peppers kisses up the side of a scarred cheek before fingers grip Crocodile’s dark hair and angles his head just enough for Doflamingo to kiss him properly. / @ontrgt
ㅤㅤㅤNOTHING MAKES HIM WANT TO MELT into a pile of sentient sand faster than donquixote doflamingo - and there's a lot to be said for the nuisances crocodile has experienced over his long life. the paper in good hand crumbles beneath his grip - the only physical sign of tension as his fellow warlord nears. jewel tone gaze narrows with predatory intent - and at the very least he has the foresight to stub out his cigar as an arm is tossed about his shoulder. doflamingo looms above him like an ill omen, gaze unreadable beneath those glasses, and his lips a mantra to something insidious. crocodile though - for what it was worth - meets him head on, not cowing beneath that all consuming presence, the ides of pink that bode nothing but misfortune for those who found themselves entangled with doflamingo.
ㅤㅤㅤcrocodile nearly starts growling, but it's quelled immediately - the brush of cool lips upon scarred flesh, the warmth doflamingo radiated, and then finally the dangerous hand in his inky hair... all satiate his irritation and suspicion briefly enough for the kiss to be met nigh on obediently.
ㅤㅤㅤhis head tilts backwards in doflamingo's grip, mouth parting almost easily, and the fellow warlord tilting his head just enough for a better angle. it makes room for the other's absurd tongue, crocodile for once indulgent enough to allow them to caress in a wet slide ( the sensation, to his chagrin, sending a tingle down his spine ) before taking doflamingo's lower lip into his mouth, suckling almost indulgently. they're all delicious sensations ; crocodile licking over his lips, hook digging hard into the wood of his desk and his neck craning backwards to meet the younger's attentions... it's as if, for once, he's decided to skip past the part in their little dance where doflamingo has to entice for any amount of his attention, but...
ㅤㅤㅤold habits die hard, and crocodile realizes what's he doing a second before he sinks sharp canines into doflamingo's lower lip, and tugs harshly before releasing him with a wet hum.
ㅤㅤㅤhis gaze is a sharp thing, even if the vestiges of his cheeks are dusted with the after effects of their little session, and doflamingo still has him gripped by the hair. ㅤㅤㅤ❝ the hell do you want, huh? ❞ ㅤㅤㅤcomes the whisper between them, voice throaty, ㅤㅤㅤ❝ this better be good, doflamingo. ❞ㅤㅤㅤ the entendre is not lost, especially not as crocodile darts his tongue across his own kiss-stained lips, cold-blooded stare challenging.
#ontrgt#* answered / sir crocodile#hes so mean fr the flamingo just wanted a kissy#thank you for the food...
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How I found out about trump getting shot
#donald trump#us politics#its like getting ur news from a destiel meme. but kinda worse. when you see the top of a destiel meme u expect to hear something insane.#not in the ao3 tags though.#truly a *teleports behind you* moment#imagine trump as an ao3 author like “sorry for the slow updates. i got shot :((! enjoy the food anyways#thanks ao3 author#archive of our own#trump#ao3#history#archiveofourown#fanfiction#joe biden#politics#funny
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU#...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in#CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the#reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously#shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent#so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to#district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie#and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give#them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like#some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12#cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact#that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good#these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the#hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to#comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but#of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.
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GRAAAHHHHH LOOK AT THE DETAILS (`´)🩷💜
First drawing of 2025!!!!! Made in ms paint <3
#WAHHHHHHHHHHHH ESTA PERFECTO#Tienes pacto con el diablo para poder dibujar tan hermoso en paint...#ES QUE MIRA EL SOMBREADO Y LOS DEGRADADOS Y TODO AAAAAAAAA( TДT)❤️❤️❤️#thank you for the food...#digital art#ms paint#ms paint art#madoka magica fanart#mahou shoujo madoka magica#puella magi madoka magica#madohomu#homura akemi#madoka magica
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Another sibling au featuring megumi (they finally met and sukuna already made yuuji cringed)
Also happy new year!
Part 1 | Part 3
#jjk sibling au#student sukuna au#sukuna#ryomen sukuna#yuuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#sukufushi#please just ignore the food#I can’t draw them lmao#and yes yuuji is wearing I’m kenough shirt on the 3rd image#thank you so much for all the loves and comments on the first part!#didnt think it would blow up#this au is really fun#my art
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mysaria being the one to turn back and protect rhaenyra when daemon slipped away after making big promises and not delivering whatsoever yet again. i am going insane
#asoiaf#hotd#house of the dragon#i said trust the process and what does the show deliver to me. delicious fucking food.#thank you mister condal#mysaria being a girls girl craziest plot twist of all time
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hey wait why are there only short people at this drive in
#haikyuu#hq#haikyuu!!#hinata shouyou#kozume kenma#nishinoya yuu#hoshiumi kourai#looks side to side. did you guys see that noya art from the mobile game. ya. this is that.#did i see the lesbian flag colors on that uniform and run with it? of course i did#i love this kenma. wow. peak . also thats not a notebook in his pocket its his DS#haikyuu i miss u. mobile game thank u for the food
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Who is this sassy lost child?
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#a-yuan#A-Yuan knows how to to utilise his big wet eyes to get treats. What a little legend.#The crowd comments about LWJ being 'daddy' and WWX being 'the mother' are a little too 'fan-service bait' for me.#So I am personally reimagining it as another layer of 'misinterpretation of a more complex situation' commentary.#I like how the different styles of interacting with children WWX an LWJ exhibit say so much about their own childhoods.#We - human beings in the real world - take two lessons from how we were parented: What we valued and what we wish we had.#LWJ leaning into indulgence is him pushing back against his own childhood of asceticism. It's something he didn't have - so he gives it.#WWX on the other hand has been *so* defined by his drive to indulge. And here he is the restrictor!#It takes a bit more to see what's going on here. The factors are not singular.#but to keep it in theme with LWJ; I'd propose it is partly his way of establishing structure when he did not have it as a child.#Both approches are a way of saying 'I didn't have this and I wish I did.'#With LWJ it's pretty obvious why...but WWX? What is at your core? What is your regret towards a lack of restriction?#Or...What benefit do you think it gives this child to learn the harsh lessons of going without?#Did it make you strong when you were a child? Do you think it is just the nature of the world and we all must learn it?#How we interact with children is such a fascinating topic to delve into our psychology and neuroses.#In a more light hearted turn of topic:#WWX confirmed to be 'person taking the car to the drive through to order one black coffee for himself' on the triangle spectrum.#LWJ is saying 'we have food at home' as he is opening his wallet ready to order for everyone.#(Technically this is comic 213 but yippee! We are in the 200's now! Thank you all so much for reading and cheering me on!)
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guildford ± being a doting husband
#my lady jane#myladyjaneedit#jane x guildford#perioddramaedit#janefordarchive#myladyjanecentral#userninz#chrissiewatts#tusermira#usertina#userelliee#mine*#aka being down bad for your wife#thank you mlj and edward for the food <3#the earrings scene gets me every time bc look at his dopey grin#the way he's holding his breath in the 5th one. lordd.#bring them back to me. this is so painful :(
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post-patrol burgers and fries
#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#stephcass#dc comics#the spoiler#batgirl#fanart#my art#original art#digital art#im in my dc era#thanks poppy#im gonna be honest with you guys#i just wanted to draw food#ALSO officially my first dc fanart (even tho i have a couple of doodles that just arent public HAFKASDF
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yttdisms now im moved in
#kostik draws#i got so excited when i learned that midori probably stands Like That because he finds it funny to stare at sara at her eye level#what a freak...... i love him so much. eat your damn food bitch#also sou alter squad my alltime faves forever and ever. i Need to write a fanfiction about you#gin ibushi#sou hiyori#shin tsukimi#midori yttd#sara chidouin#fanart#yttd#your turn to die#kimi ga shine#the sillies#thank god i didnt forget how to draw these past few weeks i still need to finish my zine piece
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...i'm gonna need a bigger bumper sticker
#if you ate domesticated foods then do NOT thank our earliest hunter/gatherer ancestors#if you ate a red grapefruit thank RADIATION#comics#webcomics#dinosaur comics#qwantz
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i've been spoiled with the overwhelmingly positive feedback on the last piece, have another one that i can't seem to get right with colour
#call of duty#ghostsoap#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#vif#thank you so so much for the feedback by the way :))#i am beyond touched. you all are loved#i sincerely hope you enjoy this one as well!#also food for thought! no scars on soap in this and for once it's not because i forgot hehe
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One wish dictated by the other
I can't believe his wish was playing chess with Joker all along 😞😞 stinky hypocrite
#artists on tumblr#art#digital art#my art#fanart#procreate#persona 5#persona 5 fanart#goro akechi#akira kurusu#akeshu#shuake#shuake fanart#homoerotic chess#persona 5 royal offical design works#thank you for the shuake food#persona 5 royal spoilers#maruki's reality#ren x akechi#ren amamiya#persona 5 royal
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Prompt 279
Now Danny didn’t mean to make a Bootube channel. He’d meant to send that sleep deprived ramble to Tucker, but he had clicked on the wrong app and yeah. Apparently people enjoy his space rambles- or it could have been the ghost blob-cats that had decided to flop onto him. (Honestly he wasn’t surprised they would start to mimic the shapes of things in their surroundings)
Tucker? Found it hilarious, as did Sam and Val and… um, okay this has become their shared channel now, nice. Though there are some strange comments on some of the videos. Really, what do they mean green sky and crazy tech???
#Prompts#Danny Phantom#Tucker does coding stuff & how to fix design flaws in everyday technology#Sam has a gardening & eco-awareness playlist#Valerie has stuff with All Sorts of Weapons & a mini blog of Cujo#Danny does Space stuff and he loves it#Everyone is freaking out because the videos aren’t only showing up in their world but other ones too#Also all of them are revealing a bunch of stuff that Humanity Doesn’t Know Yet#Thank you weird time stuff of the Zone#Space Core Danny#Life Core Sam#Storm Core Tucker#Metal Core Val#Are they roommates or together who knows#Ellie shows up in the background sometimes too#They do a lot of stuff in the background of each others videos#Including their food fighting#DCxDP#DPxDC#DP x Marvel#DPxBHA#Danny Phantom Crossover#Do as Many Crossovers as you Want
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hi there! i love your work, you have such an eye for color!! i was wondering, could you do a "sick by the seaside" board? sort of like the hospital in 'the wind rises', just cozy old-fashioned care. big blankets, bay windows, warm veggie soup, all those vibes!! thank you kindly 🌊🐚🥣🛌🐚🌊
Here you go!!
#sick#with an#ocean view#!!!!#as someone with a weak immune system#being sick is the worst#but i think being somewhere like this would help a little#so i hope you like it!#sfw interaction only#agere#sfw agere#moodboard#age regression#agere moodboard#sfw littlespace#age dreaming#i think this turned out super comfy#but I'm not sure if the cool tones portray it well#food#medicine#ocean#no pacifier#also#thanks for the complement!! i don't think anyone has ever said that before! you're very nice!!
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