#thank you for the ask darling

[divinevault]

Hello! I hope you're doing well! May I please request a scenario with a protective Poseidon x reader? Take your time and thank you so much! 💙

I am, thank you! And thank you even more for this ask!

Please do forgive me if it wasn't what you'd imagined- I really wasn't sure what kind of protective you meant (because believe me, there are different levels, so I went for more of a "how dare you almost knock over my partner" vibe)

An Ocean's Irritation

Featuring: Poseidon x Reader

Summary: You almost get knocked over by a rowdy guy running through town. Now Poseidon kind of wants to punch him

CW’s: Poseidon wants to punch a bitch

Reader is: Gender Neutral!

Words: 366! (Please, do tell me if you would prefer these longer!)

Type: Scenario

Requested? Yes! And thank you, Anon, I hope this works well for you!

Poseidon, god of the ocean, bringer of earthquakes, brother to Zeus– intimidating, powerful and–

Well.

An absolute lil’ guy when it came to affection. He could handle himself well in public– though always looking less of a god and more of an aesthetic fisherman that had just gotten off shift (Always a flower-patterned t-shirt and some sort of thing slung over his shoulder).

When you’d initially met him, he hadn’t been very intimidating to you. Just a guy looking roughly your age with a hat on, shielding his face, and carrying the salty scent of the ocean’s breeze. Intelligent blue-green eyes that locked with yours and a conversation that ran smoothly.

Even now, he wasn’t intimidating– long after you’d found out about his godhood. Despite his divine nature, he was still the slightly cocky, mildly teasing, utterly devout and caring goof he always was.

You think that’s why it caught you off guard when he took a step in front of you, eyes narrowed, brows furrowed. The smile etched into his face had vanished, leaving behind the hint of a scowl. A sense of danger lurked beneath the depths of his turquoise irises as he stared down the man that had very nearly shoved you over.

Honestly, you think he wanted to fight him— judging by the divine power he kept under lock and key seeping out with all the lethality of a tide rapidly going out.

“‘Seidon,” You murmured, leaning over, barely audible over the cars rushing by on the crowded streets, “c’mon— it’s not worth it.”

And something about the way he looked at you made your heart thump. It took a couple seconds of eye-contact before he broke away with a quiet huff— the waters gently brushing back into shore as he looked back at the man.

“If you dare touch them again—”

“Calm the fuck down! It was an accident,” The male grumbled, raising his hands before walking away, muttering something unsavoury beneath his breath.

“Can we go home? Please?” You found your boyfriend asking, tone tired and perhaps a little aggravated— not with you, of course. Never at you (not seriously, at least).

You smiled, “I’d be more than happy to.”

[tsbs-darksun-confessions]

What do you enjoy doing in your spare time when you’re alone? Any unusual or creative hobbies?

Oh? A personal ask? How interesting….

To answer your question, I quite like reading, studying different dimensions and what makes them tick in a sense…. well, if you could consider dark matter and watching it corrupt places via simulations as “ticking” .

As for anything creative or unusual that I can think of;

I would say the fact that I quite enjoy writing code, checking it over, seeing the numbers fly by the screen, it feels like an art in its own way.

Did those answers satisfy you? I hope they did, have a nice day or evening

[simplysolo]

random ask: what is your go-to daily drink? your special occasion drink? detail delightful, recipe spectacular.

∧,,,∧ (  ̳• · • ̳) /    づ♡ I love you drinks [you're pretty cool though]

i hate that i didn’t even have to think about this one, and i hate that i was already holding a cup-full when i received this.

masala chai.

and none of that “chai tea latte” white people shit either. i mean a solid, ginger spiked, cardamom-laced-like-cocaine cup of masala chai.

see, i come from a middle eastern and indian background, so chai is like… my life-blood. where my mother needs a cup a day to function, i need at least three. i’m also painfully picky about it, but i’ll still drink a whole cup if it means i’m drinking masala chai.

yes, i’m aware i have a problem. and yes, i fully intend to get you hooked on it too.

also, i think you’re pretty neat yourself, bub. ;)

[sakurafairymage]

Hi! 22 for the voice ask ♡

[ipsens-castle]

Do you think Milleuda would forgive Wiegraf?

I believe she would have done the same in his position, certainly, so yes. With so many sisters in Ivalice exploited and/or outright killed, it could have been interesting to witness.

[gerec]

For the ask me anything hour: if you could move anywhere you liked (and had guaranteed housing and financial security there), where would you go?

Someplace beautiful and warm with close/easy access to the beaches and the ocean. I've always been really partial to the Bahamas (for a place I've actually been to) but from everything I know about it (even if I've never been) - I'd say Spain or Portugal is where I'd want to live :D

Honesty Hour, Ask me anything! Nothing will go unanswered

[kats-kradle]

🌻

I almost just dislocated my shoulder again doing perhaps the stupidest dance known to man with my sister (snapping while walking like a chicken and rotating your arms at both the elbow and the shoulder. Specifically to an overly exaggerated version of Elvis’s Blue Christmas)

[adoveamongdemons]

if a sloth asked you a question, what do you think it would say?

Is this a riddle? If so, I don't know this one.

If not, I think a sloth might ask me what the fuck I'm doing with my life. Which would be a fair question, considering my current circumstances.

[blindmagdalena]

honestly i love imagining the reader trying to ride homelander for the first time and him moaning/being overstimulated when she sits on him and her forgetting who he is for a second and going 'shit, did i hurt you?' and him just. being so conflicted by that phrase. of course a human can't ever hurt him and you should watch your tone but also... it's nice you care so much for him. makes him feel cared for, in a way

18+! Given the sounds he makes, no one could blame you for mistaking one for pain. That sharp gasp and the breathless keening moan that follows it.

"Oh fuck," you breathe, hand braced on his bare chest, legs tightly bracketing his hips. He's sweltering beneath you, holding your hips in trembling hands. "Are you okay? Did I hurt you?"

He opens his pleasure-bleary eyes, confused.

It'd be laughable if he wasn't so delirious. You? Hurt him? No, it's another matter entirely. He's accustomed to his gloves and his padded suit acting as a barrier to the world, to the overwhelm of sensation, but he has none of that when he's beneath you.

He's completely at the mercy of the wet, clenching heat of you. It's a betrayal of his stamina that he becomes too sensitive to continue long before he's finished with you.

"What? No, nngh, it's... y'just... y'just feel really fucking good," he says, nearly chokes on that last word. "Too good. So much. It's so much."

"Do you want to stop?" You ask, touching his jaw. Your thumb strokes his cheek and he moans for the tenderness of it. For the care. He'd begun to think there wasn't anyone who could witness what he's capable of and still think to treat him gently.

"No! No, just... just stay... Stay like this," he says, holds you still while he recovers.

You oblige him—you always do—and bend over to kiss him. Your lips are slow and loving against his, coaxing. You cup his face with both hands and sit with him inside you, feeling you, tasting you. It's torturous bliss. He slips his tongue into your mouth, greedy for as much as he can get despite the magnitude of it all, and you lick right back into his.

With a smile, you sink down until your chests are pressed together. His hands slide up your back and he wraps his arms around you, embracing you, needing you more than he's never needed anything in his life. Your lips are like velvet against his, slick with spit and kiss swollen. It's so much more than he's ever had, so much more than he knows how to handle.

He comes just like that, without having to move a muscle, his cry swallowed up by your dreamy kisses.

[greykolla-art]

We need more of the werewolf girlfriend. (Pretty please?)

Oh no, Don’t ask about my foster oc’s I can’t be normal about them!😱❤️

Her name is Mús (mouse) and I’m still trying to nail down her design!😂

Here she is with her tiny bastard boyfriend ,Vespríus.👇

My author friend created them so they are just my foster children, but I love them so much!

[shrimparts-blog888]

In my meme era 💅

[canisalbus]

So i remember an ask mentioning your mortal enemy, Felis Atra and their cats, and i thought it'd be fun to draw what Felis Atra's version of your italian dogs would be.

I think they would be called Butter Knife and Flamengo! Butter Knife is not his real name, it's an nickname given by his peers because of how harmless he is. I choose Flamengo because that's the name of Vasco's rival football team here in Brazil, so i thought that was the perfect name :)

Cat Machete was slightly inspired by the Oriental Shorthair cat because of their long noses and thin head shape.

Cat Vasco was inspired by the Scottish Fold cat, because FLOPPY EARS. I gave Flamengo longer ears and orange fur to make him more like his look-alike.

The last doodle is a reference to this ask (https://canisalbus.tumblr.com/post/728923918314946560/me-i-am-machete-ear-fan-number-1-those-ears) and contains the tumblr ask stand-in dog, whose cat version was inspired by the American Curl cat! They have round ears that are slightly floppy outwards.

Final notes: I know cardinal clothes don't come in vibrant blue, but i was ADAMANT on switching Machete's and Vasco's clothing color patterns. I would draw the rest of Butter Knife's and Flamengo's clothes, but i suck at designing cool outfits.

Speaking of outfits, for Machete's iconic void outfit, i figured it would be fun to make it more baggy for Butter Knife, in contrast to Machete's, that looks very tight-fitted. I think it's cute, it kinda looks like a sweater. Also i can't imagine a Machete doppelganger without high heels boots, so those HAD to stay.

Oh, and just to be clear, i'm not like, claiming ownership of these guys or anything. I just thought it would be a fun exercise. Hope you like them!! I love your art and your characters.

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[frogchiro]

I can’t stop thinking about getting cock from a big grumpy man! (Think of your fav COD guy/Miguel for this ). He’s so grumpy and snappy to anyone but you… but when he’s buried deep in your walls, he’d almost whine at how hot and wet you are.. breeding you really makes his rough demeanor slip away.

When he shifts his body weight on top of you and empties his thick cum your cervix, for the first time today he’s totally relaxed. Cock warming becomes essential part of your previously rough sex session - 💖

kkkkkk heart you absolute genius. I'm gonna give you a big juicy kiss for this

Also this just SCREAMS big, grumpy, older Colonel König!! He may have mellowed out more with age but the stress connected with the job, his lingering anxiety, his natural tendency towards violence when provoked, being extremely touch starved and on top of that some recruit messing up a simple job is a dangerous cocktail when it comes to him and now you have this 6'10 man made of pure strength, who was used as a human battering ram, angry and fuming, almost growling under his hood and all the soldiers run like their asses are on fire because no one wants to cross König when he's in that state.

But luckily there is sweet little you! The sweet young thing, the up and coming hacker girl that has many soldiers swooning after and yet you still managed to capture the colonels heart, so now you have a responsibility to uphold, that means to get your beast of a man to relax and calm down...if only you knew.

Your high pitched whines bounced off of the walls of your shared bedroom on base as the large, heavy body of your boyfriend thrusted in and out of your poor abused cunt, his hefty cock shived right against your cervix spurting so much cum inside you that you'd think he already came :(( König's just so frustrated!! All the pent up emotions and anger build up, not to mention the long mission that had his balls full and aching so so terribly and now that he had his hands back on sweet little you, he was going full out, you were not leaving his room without a belly full of his fertile cum, mot likely with a baby on the way :((

For all the anger and frustration König was a surprising whiny lover, especially when he was balls deep inside you, grunts and growls intertwining with breathy whines and pleads to accept everything he's giving you, to accept his sperm, please allow him to breed you good, is he not enough? :(( He's showing off as much as he can; sure he's in his 40's but he's large, he's healthy and strong and so so caring, he's the perfect candidate to father your babies so please let him breed you nice and good :((

He'll only mellow out after he feels your soft walls clench tightly on his dick as you whine and moan up a storm to 'please be more gentle and delicate, you're still sore' and after he finally gets to cum deep inside you, his heavy cock still shooting rope after rope of backed up cum, finally the uncomfortable feeling of fullness in his balls stopping and now you two are left laying on the bed, all sweaty and tired and sore but satisfied, your tired but radiant smile lighting up König's mood even more as you two nuzzle against each other and murmur sweet nothings, his now softening cock still being lodged deep inside you and as you two lay down to rest you sometimes feel him twitch to which you two make tiny overstimulated noises while whispering promises of love and your shared future together <3

[lizaisdrawing]

Your human Wally Darling design is so JoJocoded

I don’t know how to feel about that 😭

That’s hilarious ty for sharing

[fcthots]

Heyy! i hope you're having a wonderful day today let's start with that! <3 Soo I know many people find the Jason Todd friends with benefits au hot but personally...I CAN'T. My softy self will cry of jealousy so hard because of the no strings attached thingy. I couldn’t help imagine reader and Jason in that situation (hope this is understandable its my first ask and im still working on my english!) Love your writings and please don't feel pressured to write if you're not feeling up to it!

no bc i have been thinking about this and IEDJFHNEIJF i have opinions. There is only ONE (1) correct way to do fwb w jason and it is ANGST.

You're both hopelessly in love with each other. You both know it, but you can't be everything you want to be. You can't have the one thing you want most, but this will just have to be enough.

His eyes always linger on you. No matter what you're doing. It's like he gets drunk on just watching you move. He'll sit on your couch after he swore he'd stop coming over. He watches you wash dishes and wipe down the counters. He twitches every time you move as if he wants to stop you, as if he wants to do it for or with you, anything for you to not do it by yourself, but he doesn't get up, only watches. Watches you like you're a deity and he is your most devout follower. Watches you with so much adoration that you swear he's in love with you, but he'll be gone before you wake up, and you'll fall asleep to him saying "we can't do this again," but he'll come back. He'd come back in a hurricane, tornado, earthquake, anything to see your face. You swear he's in love with you, but then he'll say he doesn't want to see you again, even if you know he'll come back. You tell yourself that wanting and needing are different things. He doesn't want to need you. You try and tell yourself he loves you, but he makes sure to tell you he doesn't.

You take him back every time. You take him back like he didn't leave you in the middle of the night. Take him back like he didn't say that it was the last time. You take him back like you actually want him. He'll let himself believe it, because he wants you so bad, but he can never let you know that. He needs you like a drowning man needs air, but he cannot have you. He cannot keep you, but how is he supposed to tell you that? Sometimes when he slips in through your window soaked with rainwater and you wrap his towel snug around his shoulders and run your fingers through his hair, and he swears you love him too, but it's better if you don't so he lets himself believe it. He lets himself believe you don't love him the way he loves you, so he can pretend he isn't killing you when he leaves before dawn. He knows he has to leave. He has to keep you safe. Safe from the world. Safe from him. He'll only break your heart if you let him keep it, but he breaks it every time he puts it down to leave.

He's in love with you, but protecting you comes first even if it only hurts you both more. You will take anything he'll give you. You undo each other. You lay yourselves bare for only the other person to see. It only hurts you, but you can't stop. You can't stop because it's too much, but not enough. It is all you have and ruining what you have. You hate each other for it. You love each other. You scream his name every night. Sometimes he draws it out of you, and other nights you scream it into the sky with tears in your eyes. You will never forgive each other. There is nothing to forgive. The poison tastes sweet when it comes from your lover's hand.

[2-dsimp]

What would Nokka do if he had a streamer wife and just for fun 🤭 she does like a rating anime man with my husband stream how would Nokka react ???

(Also thank youu soo much for all your amazing work can't wait for more💗)

“Wanna rate something? You can rate this dick that’s gonna get you right. If you keep rating another goddamned man. I don’t give a shit if they’re fictional! I’m the only ten out ten in this house!”

Let me ask you this how do YOU guys think he’d react since I’m noticing a trend of yall just wanting to piss him off. Knowing damn well he’d have you in a bedazzled wheelchair with everybody in the neighborhood. Giving y’all the side eye seeing you get handicapped/put on bed rest for a couple of weeks. 😭