#thank you for the ask anon 🥰🥰

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

WAIT, HELP, WHY DON'T CHARLES AND MAX FOLLOW EACH OTHER ON INSTAGRAM? WHAT DID I MISS?

It all starts at the Red bull ring, better known as the temple of lestappen. It's where our boys shared the podium for the first time in F1 in 2019 and that race in particular is also the reason why they don't follow each other on social media lmao.

So our boys start 1-2, Charles in pole position starts well while Max has issues with his antistall that cause him to drop down to eighth after the first couple of turns. Max recovers and starts marching through the field. Around lap 23 Charles pits and Lewis takes the lead of the race but he damages his front wing by going wide and driving over a sausage kerb so he had to pit for a replacement and Max, then p2, inherited the lead. He then pits the following lap, handing the lead back to Charles and the stage is set for him to charge through Seb and Bottas to battle Charles for the win. And that's what happened with three laps to go, when Max managed to pass Charles. Now lap 69 - I'm not even kidding lmao - is where the drama happens, ofc Charles is going to fight Max for the win and Max is going to fight to hold onto the win, so Max takes a wide line through the corner on the inside of Charles, they do make contact and Charles leaves the track and drives over kerb as a result. Max holds onto the win and Charles is absolutely pissed.

Now these pictures are hilarious to look at when you think about how they were theree years later, the second time they shared the podium in Austria;

But yeah 2019, Charles pretty pissed and he felt Max should've gotten a penalty or something from the stewards but the stewards deemed it a legal move.

Now this is pivotal, not just in the story of Max and Charles, but in Charles' own story and career in formula 1. It's a turning point for him. He takes note of this situation and is very much like "well if he can do it, so can I" and "I'm just as good as him and I'm going to prove that to myself, to him and to the world" from then on out. He's more aggressive and takes more risks post Austria 2019, and he goes on to win in Spa and Monza that year. Max finishes in P3 in the championship, Charles finishes P4, just twelve points between them. They finish the year in Abu Dhabi with another podium, this time Max is in P2 and Charles is in P3.

During the media exchanges post race Austria 2019, Max is asked about Charles and gets "is this going to affect you two" type questions and Max is like "why wouldn't we be ok? we're going home on the same flight so*shrugs*". At some point post the race Charles unfollows Max on social media because until then, they had followed each other and it should be noted that Charles typically follows everyone on the grid with the exception of Max (+ Bottas, he likely unfollowed because of the bowling incident of the Hungarian gp 2021 lmao, Charles is many things, consistently petty included 😂😭). So they do share a flight home to Monaco, on Max's jet I'm pretty sure lmao, and it's just so funny to imagine a petty, pissed Charles sitting across from Max, who is most likely completely unaware about the unfollowing, and waiting for him to notice lmao. Max or whoever runs Max's account majority of the time, also unfollowed Charles in turn. They've tagged each other in posts over the years (such as Seb's leaving dinner) so they know the others @, and they like posts about the other, but neither has made the move to refollow the other on their public Instagrams which is funny and so petty and so annoying all at the same time lmfao. The follow button is too much for them lmao.

[roguelov]

Hi ! know that it's a pleasure to hang out on your account, so I was thinking of a human reader who is rather flirtatious and sassy who sees a morpheus lying on a sofa thinking, and to destabilize him she dares to straddle him by correctly aligning the private parts?!😧 playing the innocent🙄, what a shame to sit on a endless/the king of nightmares...

No because you just bluescreened the poor Endless

Poor Dream sitting there trying to read or maybe just wanting some peace and here you come to disturb it. And the second - the fucking second - you straddle him and sit down he freezes. He will glance down to where you are sitting in his lap, then look up to you seeing your smug face.

“What are you doing,” he asks.

“Sitting,” you reply with that devious smirk.

“Why on me?”

“Why not?”

There will be a lot of back and forth but when you grind your hips a little, just to tease him a bit, he clenches his jaw. He will sit up wrap an arm around your waist pressing you to his chest. His lips will brush pay your ear and in a low warning tone whisper, “You are playing a dangerous game, little one. I would suggest you to move before you regret it.”

And all you have to do is just say two little words and he’s all yours.

“Make me.”

[l0neybutterfly]

4, 5, 11

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

Shocking but I’ve never had sex sooo not necessarily a weird place but id like to sneak away and have sex in the bathroom or bedroom at a family gathering or at a friends party!

5: Favourite sex position?

I feel like I would enjoy the cuddle/spooning position and missionary

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

[ddeongies]

hello my fav writer, im curious abt ur top 5 ryeji fics 🧐

OKAY this was both hard to answer and easy to answer bc i'm good at remember to bookmark my faves (and also reread them all LMAO). that being said!! the below list is not in order, there are honorable mentions, and there's just so much incredible ryeji fic out there that it feels wild to just say 5.

what’s in a name by snowandwolves

if you haven’t read what’s in a name and you read ryeji fic…… please read it right now? it’s not only my favorite ryeji fic, it’s one of my fave stories of all time (including published shit like this fucking fic is a tour de force). it’s simply one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever read and i could not recommend it enough. (this author’s writing is so good i started watching warrior nun just so i can one day enjoy their warrior nun fics i’m so for real right now)

all or nothing (unfortunately orphaned 😭)

all or nothing is one of my comfort fics. it’s a perfect little two shot and idk how many times i’ve read it. the characterization is just lovely. the ryeji relationship is warm and soft and slow and sweet and inevitable (which you know is just how i like it). perfect amount of getting to know each other, perfect amount of pining, a dreamy dreamy yeji it’s just elite

call it fate, call it karma by crushpdf

this fic….. read it please if you haven’t it’s criminally underrated. the fact that it has fewer than 2k hits is actually insane to me. idol yeji and producer ryu and they just fall in love and it’s low drama and perfect and another comfort fic of mine. idk what to say, it’s a 6k one shot, so honestly just read (or reread) it now and thank me later

muse by qaisal

i was considering not including a qaisal fic on this list, but that doesn’t feel right or honest, like there’s a reason they’re top of the tag!! i think muse is my personal fave (and one of the first ryeji fics i’ve ever read, which is probably true for many! if you’ve somehow read my fics and haven’t read muse i am confused, but it’s just cute as hell! i’m too old to write a high school au, so it’s very nice to have an elite one like this to read and reread when i wanna feel warm and fuzzy inside

you’re a mean one by snowddeong

this fic…. also one of the first ryeji fics i read. i don’t generally read gp, but when it’s good it’s good, and YAMO is so fucking good. idk how many times i’ve read it. snow has this unfair ability to tie like so much yearning and history and backstory and tension in these simple moments. and then they combine it with some really hot shit? elite smut fic like it’s an all time classic!!!

honorable mentions:

wheel, snipe, celly by lonewolflink

bite me by hwang_yeddeong

cartwheel heart by aprilflower

step by step (then a leap of faith) by snowandwolves

good boi by hwangdroid (also snow)

[textsfromthetva]

this blog is so consistently excellent, it’s truly impressive! every post you make is a banger. thank you for all you’ve done for the loki fandom 🫡

[greg-montgomery]

Obsessed with the idea of you dating Aaron (and you don’t work for the BAU). As your relationship naturally progresses, you take on a pretty big part in caring for Jack while Aaron is away.

Since you know that Aaron doesn’t always get to spend as much with you and Jack as he would like, you’ve taken it upon yourself to send him updates throughout the day. Pictures of the two do you at the park and little messages like “I think jack has been hanging around Morgan too much. When I asked him what he wanted for dinner he told me we should just to the store and see what the vibes are.” Along with a photo of what you ultimately did end up making for dinner that night.

Maybe you’ll even send him some photos of yourself. Little reminders about how much you love and miss him and you’re proud of him.

Aaron loves it. It improves his mood. Makes him a little lighter throughout the day. Because of the nature of his job and how often he’s out in the field, he can’t always respond right away. But the little messages, those little pieces of home are such a balm and comfort to the horrors he’s often subjected to in the day. When he does has a moment - while the team is eating or on the jet, he’ll catch up on all the little bits he missed. He often worries about missing out on jack’s life. Not just the big events like holidays and birthdays but also just the little stuff. Seeing his sense of humor evolve, finding out what he likes and dislikes, growing his own personality. So he loves the little bits he gets from you. It’s his daily affirmation that there’s more to life than just the sickness he sees all day long. Outside of being “hotch” and “unit chief” he’s also just Aaron. He’s a father to a sweet little boy that loves superheroes and soccer. He’s a boyfriend to a wonderful partner that he loves. it’s his little reminder that makes the hard days and the most grueling cases worth it. He’ll tell himself- You’re doing this for them. So the people you love can live In a safer world. You couldn’t make the world safer for Haley, but you can still do it for them.

But maybe one day - someone makes a quip to you about how often you’re messaging him. “He’s got a lot on his plate you know. Don’t you think that’s a distraction from his job? I’m just saying it seems pretty clingy to me.”

And it works it way into your brain and makes you self conscious. Are you being too clingy? Are you the desperate girlfriend that can’t tell when she’s overstayed her welcome? When you look back on your messages, you do have to admit that it seems like a lot.

So you back off.

Aaron has been zoned in on the case, working against the clock to save lives that he didn’t realize the lack of buzzing throughout the day. When he gets back to the hotel and doesn’t see a single message from you, it concerns him. Obviously, he worries for your safety. It’s not like you to not talk to him at all. What if you’re hurt? He sends a quick message, not wanting to cause alarm even though his heart rate has increased exponentially.

“Everything alright, honey?”

Your reply is short. “Yeah. We’re all good here!”

His brows furrow at this. It seems odd to him but he tries to calm himself down. No pictures. No little updates on what you did today. He figures if there’s anything truly wrong, any danger, you surely would say something. Maybe you and Jack are just really tired - maybe you went to the park or went swimming or something.

The next day, you send a photo of Jack on a Pokémon Go walk in the neighborhood, face scrunched in concentration while he tries to catch a mewtwo. It helps calm his nerves. This was a good sign, things were probably going back to normal.

But then the third day - it’s radio silence again. He can’t help his thoughts turning the whole situation inwardly on himself. Were you getting bored with him? Maybe you were getting frustrated with the fact that he was away and you seemed to play nanny to his kid more than being an actual girlfriend.

He calls you but you insist on everything is fine. You’re just a little tired or you and Jack didn’t really do anything interesting that day so there wasn’t much to share. Aaron slightly rolls his eyes at this. There isn’t anything that you could do that he wouldn’t find fascinating. He tells you this but you seem to just brush it off.

He’s good at what he does and he can tell there’s more than what you’re telling him but you keep insisting everything is fine and his own insecurities that he’s built up over the last couple cause him to drop the subject. He doesn’t want to push and potentially make anything worse.

When the case is finally wrapped and the team makes their way back home, they can tell something has gotten under hotch’s skin. Their normally stoic boss is wiggling around in his seat like his ass is on fire. It was a bad case and maybe he’s just on edge from the brunt of it all.

One thing they aren’t used to seeing though, is him there alongside the rest of them, going home at a normal hour. They can’t help but tease him about the whole affair, “I guess there’s a certain special someone that you can’t wait to get home to, huh hotch?” He chuckles along with them but secretly his only hope is that there still is a special someone waiting for him when he gets there.

When he does walk through the door, the first thing he notices is the emptiness and the quiet. His heart sinks. On autopilot, he moves to your shared bedroom and he instead of you, he finds all of the bedsheets missing, the closet door open and your suitcase missing from the spot on the top shelf.

No. No. No. he panics. You packed up. You left. He stumbles out of the bedroom, calling out your name, calling out jack’s. His voice cracking. He hears a door open down the hall and there’s his son. “Dad! Come here” he tried to brace himself for what he might find. Jack looks physically fine, no immediate signs of distress. When he finally makes it, he sees you huddled up under a blanket fort, popcorn and chocolate and stuffed animals tucked underneath the mountain of blankets. And your suitcase. With the handle extended to hold up the weight of the sheets above it. He breathes a sigh of relief. You haven’t left. You built a blanket fort with jack.

you finally do talk about it - after Jack has crashed from the sugar high. When he asks you what’s wrong, he’s not prepared when you say, “I’m a burden to you, Aaron.”

“Where the hell did you get that idea from?” He can’t hide his shock. So you’re blurting it all out to him. He’s Confused. Kinda pissed about the whole event. How dare someone make you feel like you and his son are an annoyance to him in any way? His sweet little family that he loves and adores. You have an understanding, especially after Haley, he doesn’t want to miss out on his life anymore and if that means 2,000 texts a day then he will hand his entire salary over to his phone company to make it happen. He loves that you don’t try to make him feel bad for being away, you understand how much he loves the team and you love seeing him work. But you also know that his family means the would to him too and the fact that you’re willing to accommodate that isn’t something you should ever feel ashamed of. He’ll spend the whole night proving it to you.

THE ANGST IN THIS IS DELICIOUS 😫

aaron loves your little texts and updates during the day 🥺 he loves seeing your face and his son’s light up the screen of his phone! it’s what keeps him going when a case gets too much. it’s what he looks at when he feels disappointed in the world :(

so when you stopped doing it, a weight was suddenly placed on his chest. tbh he probably got flashbacks from all the fights he had with haley about his job :(( so he’s terrified history will repeat itself :(

meanwhile you’re also very :(( bc you’re worried that this random person was right and maybe you did annoy aaron with all your texts and updates. you know he loves you but you’re worried that he doesn’t have the time or energy during his very important job to care about your silly messages.

and aaron coming home and freaking out you left 🥺 i know the tears were in the corners of his eyes ready to spill :((( all these coincidences were just too cruel.

but when he finds you and jack simply having the time of yours lives he feels such a sweet relief! bc you’re still there and you love him <333

when you talk about it you agree that the messages not only aren’t gonna stop they’re gonna be even more frequent now 🤭🤭 and you also promise you’ll never let another person affect you with words like these. aaron loves you more than anything!! and you should not believe anyone but the man you adore <3 so when he says he loves you and your little messages, it’s true 🥹💞

[badassindistress]

Will you share a picture of the pastel pink wedding dress? Would love to see it!

Of course! Thank you for reminding me!

The wedding was in a rustic field, so the pictures were hampered by me sinking into the sod, but here it is:

For a dress and bag made in a week, I'm quite pleased.

[turnipoddity]

We love you plz dont die ❤

only time can tell

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

pls tell me you know where that “he isn’t god” clip is because … research 👀

I sadly don't think we have a clip unfortunately, it's from a written interview as far as I know but I hope I'm wrong because I also need it for because... Reasons... so I'ma put this in the Max tag and someone better with resources than me may know if a clip exists 💜💜.

[elitadream]

You know what I think was a missed opportunity in the new Mario movie? (I liked it btw!!) A scene like the one in Disney Tarzan, where Peach is just -amazed- and fascinated in a soft way by Mario because it's the first time she sees another human?? 🥺 And Mario feeling a bit shy under her gaze like "wow, the princess is staring at me, I am feeling quite self-conscious rn but I can't help staring back?? She's so beautiful!"

ASKRPQGAHKF 🙇‍♀️💘

I can picture her crouching before him, eyes wide with curiosity and wonder, her hands hovering between them.

"You're..." she would trail off distractedly, tilting her head in disbelief. Mario would falter somewhat under the scrutiny, not quite daring to meet her gaze for more than a second at a time. His lifelong insecurities soon resurfacing, he would blink tiredly and lower his head further in a vain attempt to escape the attention.

"...Small? Silly? Funny-looking?" He would supply for her, in a knowing and defeated tone. Already prepared for the inevitable jab, the predictable mockery.

To his surprise however, the Princess would gasp, gently taking one of his hands in hers. "No! You're... You're like me," she would finally say, her voice incredibly sweet, her face impossibly kind. A caring and earnest smile illuminating her features.

Mario could only stare back with muted awe, seized by a fluttering thrill. Having never before experienced an encounter this warm or remotely enchanting before. Lost in the grace and benevolence that she would effortlessly emanate, drawn to her like a moth to a flame. 🦋🕯💞

[rosicheeks]

hmmmm… 7/25/22? 👀

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[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

I just can't get over how Tails spied on Sonic in the bath via satellite in the movies (and enjoyed the view. He knew what he was doing). They (probably unintentionally) giving us shippers fuel ❤️👀

Listen listen, anon

Anon

I think about some of those tidbits from Sonic Movie 2 all the time

I mean it's not as if this is out of character for Tails (given that he more explicitly just kind of straight up stalked Sonic in the backstory in Japan's version of the Sonic 2 manual) but man

This really is not to mention the way Sonic feigns uncomfortability/disgust when he's like "You even watch me in the shower??", and then when Tails doesn't even skip a beat explaining that he knows Sonic takes bubble baths Sonic full 180s into "Wow!😊". Just full on impressed with how extensively Tails has been watching him

Like they just dropped on us "Tails watches Sonic constantly like it's the Sonic show, no matter how private or intimate the moment" and "by all rights Sonic is perfectly okay with the knowledge of this behavior" and expected us to be normal about it?😂

I could probably make an entire post logging Sonic movie 2's sontails shipping fuel honestly

Honarable mention of a scene is when Maddie starts looking through Tails' backpack of inventions and comments "This fox is into some freaky stuff!"

Interesting connotations there

Anyways😂

[soulofamy]

What do you think Ashrah and Syzoth would be like if they had a child? 👀

omg omg so i have been thinking about this a lot recently actually. i have a lot to say but i will boil it down here to say that they are first and foremost very loving. and they are also extremely protective (i would honestly go as far as to say they can be paranoid at times about it i think)

i imagine that children are something they have absolutely discussed at length before. i think that syzoth decidedly would REALLY want to have children again. i feel like ashrah would never have really considered having children before the topic came up but she loved the idea of it when syzoth brought it up.

neither of them grew up with love or feeling like they were truly safe so i think the top priority would be them providing those things to their children. syzoth is already pretty experienced with doing that so its already second nature to him. ashrah grew up with very backwards customs though so shes got a bit more of an uphill climb in that regard. she will watch what syzoth does and tries her best to emulate what she sees, but if she isnt sure of what to do at times then syzoth tries to teach her. this especially applies during times when they are caring for babies

they both keep in mind that there are people who want them dead while raising their children too. syzoth fears losing his child again more than anything so pretty much the moment his kids can walk they are being taught kombat. ashrah also figures that quan chi would want to kill any children she has or would even want to raise her child as his own to take her place as his servant so she keeps her skills with a blade sharp so as to protect them. their children would really only be allowed to go off on their own if they trust people who are going to be in the area as well (letting them go into sun do bc they know li mei and her constables are there, letting them explore the palace because they know the umgadi are around, etc)

they would both be very responsible as parents but i think that syzoth would be the one who kept things more in order. ashrah would be the fun parent.

[r0semultiverse]

psst...ur cute

anon, you got good taste, thank you 💜

[crehador]

omg your tag on the omega bundt pan post......

am i wrong??

not to say you can't prep an omega but to me that seems to me like it would be an optional, voluntary bit of foreplay. like something you do because you want to. tiktok op makes it sound like something unpleasant that they would rather forego which, with omegas, you probably can

meanwhile rawdogging some butter into the pan before baking a cake is probably much less negotiable

[nottheweirdest]

Wait..... there is a tag where is says trilogy.... will there be another book after Fractured Reflections? Idk, I am just hyperfixating on you works rn, they are so good!!

There is!! Clean Slate is meant to be 1/3 and always has been. There are breadcrumbs that build to the third booka already in the first 😁

I am over the moon you're enjoying my stories!! This ask gives me so much joy 💖💖💖 if work would actually let me use my PTO I request maybe I could get some writing down for it 😅