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[chapel-of-rizztual]

Hi, hello, okay, I have no thoughts in my brain but from the prompt - "wanna practise?" / "you'll have to teach me" with Phantom and either Dew or Rain? He could be slammed against the wall also 👀 Because Phantom is a dumbass who knows nothing and I love him. Please and thank you if you do write 🖤

How about Phantom, Dew and Rain using Poor Phantom?? No wall slamming though I’m afraid.

It wasn’t like Phantom meant to walk in on them. He’d just been so excited to tell Dew he’d managed to nail that solo he’d been struggling with, he forgot to knock, and burst his way through the door to Dew’s room.

He squeaked at the sight in front of him, slapping a hand over his eyes.

“Shit-I’m sorry- I’m sorry.” He stutters, stumbling backwards, his back hitting the door making him stumble forwards. “I’m sorry, again- ill leave.”

Rain pulled his lips off dew’s, a string of saliva connecting them. He glares at him, and Phantom feels himself shrinking back, fumbling to try and find the door.

“What do you want?” And the way Rain sounds, bored, irritated even, shouldn’t have Phantom’s cock twitching in his pants the way it does.

“I- I wanted to tell Dew I managed to get that solo right.” Dew beams at him from where he’s pinned beneath Rain. 

“That’s so good, Tommy! You’ve been working on that for ages now.” 

Phantom has to suppress a whimper, feeling his cock twitch at the praise. 

“I-thank you.” 

Rain glares at him again. “Is that all? Are you done here now?” 

Phantom nods, not trusting his voice not to break. 

“Good. Shut the door on your way out.” 

Phantom stumbles, tripping over his own feet, trying to move as fast as could to avoid pissing Rain off even more. 

“Wait!” Dew exclaims. “You could leave, if you wanted.” He look up at Rain, then back to Phantom. “Or…” He smirks. “You could join us.” 

Rain looks down at Dew with a questioning look. Dew wiggles his eyebrows at him, still smirking at him. 

Rain turns back to phantom, the same unimpressed, irritated look on his face. 

“Well? In or out?” 

“In-in- I’m in.” Phantom stutters again, stumbling into the room, pushing the door closed behind him. 

Rain rolls off Dew, rolling to the side and pats the space in the middle of them. “Come. Sit.” 

Phantom moves as fast as he can, climbing over Dew ungracefully and rolling himself in between the two ghouls. Dew giggles at him as he does. 

“He’s already hard, the poor little puppy.” 

Phantom whines burying his face in his hands. 

“Awwhh our poor little puppy, so easy aren’t you.” 

Rain voice is so condescending it has Phantom squirming. 

“Ah, don’t be mean to him, Rainy. He can’t help it, he’s just a baby.” Dew cuddles himself into his side, pressing a kiss to his cheek. Phantom can’t help sighing into the soft touch. 

“You wanna join me, little one? Wanna help me make Dew feel good?” That’s the nicest Rain’s sounded since he walked in. 

Phantom feels overwhelmed already, just at the thought. 

“I don’t- I’ve never- never done anything like this before.” He stutters again, feeling his cock twitch as humiliation pools on his belly. 

Rain runs a claw along Phantom’s jaw line. 

“You really are a puppy, aren’t you?” He runs a claw over his bottom lip, letting it dig into the soft pillowy flesh. “You want me to show you, puppy? Wanna practise?"

Phantom nods, letting Rain guide his face towards his own. “You’ll have to teach me.” He whispers.

He hears Dew snort a laugh.“He’ll teach you alright, don’t worry about that.”

Before Phantom can reply, Rain is pressing his lips to his. The kiss is sweet and slow, Rain’s hand stays on his cheek, guiding his head in the direction he wants. He feels Rain’s tongue tracing along his bottom lip. He parts his lips, letting Rain push his tongue into his mouth and he whimpers with it, his hand coming up to grip at Rain’s shoulders.

Behind him Dew whines. “I want a turn. Rain, let me have a turn.” Rain pulls away with a small laugh, and there’s another hand under his chin, turning his head to the opposite side, and another pair of lips are pressed against his.

Dews fast and sloppy with his kiss, fangs digging into his bottom lip, a hand in his hair, pulling him the direction he wants.

Phantom feels Rain pressing him up against him, feels the hard outline of his cock pressing up into his ass. “Use your tongue, puppy, just like I did to you. He likes that.”

Phantom pushes his his tongue into Dew mouth, making Dew whimper, his jaw going slack, the hand in his hair twisting, pulling harder.

“That’s it, good boy.” Rain coos at him, making Phantom himself whimper into the kiss. “Run your hands along the scars on his chest, then rub his nipples. It always drives him crazy.”

Phantom does as he told, tracing the scars on Dew’s chest, before thumbing over his nipples, pulling at the rings. Dew whines, his hip bucking into phantom’s.

“Such a good boy, aren’t you? Listen to me so well.” Phantom can’t help moaning into the kiss, his eyes rolling back. He can feel his cock jumping in the confinement of his sweatpants, and feels the tip dampen, precum beading at the tip.

Rains hand grips at Phantom’s chin, pulling him off Dew’s lips with a slick pop. He turns his head back into his direction. Phantom blinks owlishly at him, licking his spit damp lips. “My turn again.” Rain's lips are back on his, slow and sweet just like before, a complete juxtaposition to Dew. It makes his head spin.

Dew’s hand reach under Phantom’s T-shirt, pulling at his nipples just like he’d done to Dew. He whines, his hips bucking into Rain’s thigh. Dew places light kisses up the back of his neck and Phantom shivers with with light touch.

Rain bites at hip lip, making Phantom gasp and Rain takes the opportunity to push his tongue back into his mouth. Phantom whimpers, his eyes fluttering closed.

“Raaaaain.” Dew whines from behind. “I want a turn again, stop hogging our new toy.”

Rain pulls off him, looking behind him to Dew. “Yeah? You wanna play with him again.”

“It’s my turn.” Dew pouts at him. Phantom makes a choked off sound, the two ghouls talking about him like he isn’t even there, likes he’s just an object to them has heat flowing in his veins like lava, pooling between his legs.

Rain turns his head to the opposite side, and Dew’s lips are on his again in an instant. Rain runs a hand down Phantom’s belly. “That’s it, good boy.”

His hand moves further down, squeezing Phantom’s cock through his sweatpants. Phantom squeaks, his hips rolling into Rain’s touch. “If you keep being good us and let us have use you, maybe we’ll let you cum.”

[thatunusualwriter]

Can we please get a part two to of the ReikoxEarthrealm!Reader headcanons, I’d really appreciate it if you did😊

My, my! You're a second person to ask for continuation! But the first one asked for a fic tho so that one will take some time, since I think I mayyyy go a little different direction than this part 2 of this HC since I started the fic drafts first lol. Longer fics just take time, guys.

ᓚᘏᗢｼEnjoy!

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𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽𝚂 sfw & nsfw-ish || part 2

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I won't lie to you - things will get awkward between the two. For a LONG time.

Reiko is an honorable man but he was saved by an Earthrealmer. His mind is reeling with indecisions of how he should act around Reader. He wants to show gratitude but his hate for Reader's kind runs deep - and what's making it harder is that Reader's a civilian. And a honorable warrior doesn't hurt those, especially when they're harmless.

So Reiko's trying to be... nice(?). But not too much. He can be quite an asshole.

He's actually not shy to flaunter around and boast how Outworld is far superior.. ((my guy... It's like..... 2am.. go the fuck to bed))

But he's not good with his words, instead of all the "thank you"s he is a man of action so it means he's helping around Reader's home as much as he can/is able to.

But kitchen is a place he should not step into. Back in Outworld, it's fine, he can coock alright, but this modern look and appliances... he's really confused by a lot of things in Reader's home generally but something that actually didn't survive its first encounter with Reiko was a toaster.

R. I. P. toaster

The moment the toasts flew up all of a sudden had him yelp. Literally. And he punched the electrical device into the next room.

[[ＢＲＵＴＡＬＩＴＹ- ＲＥＩＫＯ ＷＩＮＳ]]

Reader has to get a new one once they'll save enough money.

And. damn. does he actually feel kinda bad when he learns about how tight with money it is in Earthrealm.

What he struggled with the most was privacy.

Listen, he's a soldier. He's been at wars. And quite often there is no luxury such as privacy. And when you see naked bodies everywhere for a decade you began to ignore it and treat it like a normal thing (example: gynecologists), and being no royalty you literally get no privilege to have a bath to yourself.

The only one embarrassed and weirded out — understandably so — was Reader.

Reiko wouldn't even dare put his hands on an Earthrealmer but with the way he was raised, and lives, he just is used to share a bath/shower.

Was very surprised to find out someone is actually able to kick him out of a room verbally. Reader hadn't a free hand to spare to throw anything at him anyway.

Him walking around naked was another thing he had to un-learn.

Reader called him a "pervert" for literally promenading butt-naked.

But it's not like he didn't notice Reader ogling him.

"At least I'm not staring at someone's body like a piece of meat."

That comeback made Reader flushed and sputter out incoherent words to mask their embarrassment but couldn't quite find it in themself to bite back at that. Because... Yes.. Reader really drank in the sight of the sculpted warrior's body, shamelessly.

For a few days Reiko was stubborn to lay down his uniform and armor, refusing to put on anything 'casual' or to look as if he 'fits in' as Reader said.

He doesn't want to 'fit in', this is who he is and others should just leave him be.

Reader thinks it would be better if he were to attract less attention if he were to go outside. Everyone would think he's one of those people who cosplay and live 24/7 like that OR it could actually catch the eye of the FBI or whoever and they would snatch him off the street because of knowing who he is.

Reiko had to swallow his pride. Literally. And accept a slight change.

Reader bought him a red, flannel shirt and new shoes, let him keep his pants at least... And the face paint had to go too.

Reader had to FIGHT with the make-up removal products for their life. Reiko's war paint was meant to stay on. Better than any foundation Reader ever came across, would make any Drag Queen's make-up brand seethe with envy.

It was almost like peeling it away from a wall, that it made Reader feel bad when they had to scrub a little harder against his skin.

It was... quite a scare? uhm, almost unnatural to see him without the black paint on his face, especially around his eyes. If I can put it that way? The black made his pale, white eyes stood out more but now it did made him look less... intimidating.

But this was also a win for Reader not to deal with black smudges on their pillows, lol.

When it was time for Reader to go to work Reiko wanted to come with. "Make sure you won't call the authorities on him" or whatever to which Reader is just like; "Noooo...? No you're not." "The Hells you mean, no? I'm not leaving your side."

He's neither a kid or an ill pet to sneak him into Reader's job. But Reiko can't quite grasp the concept of why would that be impossible to come- it's not a war for him not to be allowed there!

In the end, Reiko is left in the public spaces outside Reader's job and they come to check on him at lunch breaks, also getting him some food and drink too.

Reader was nice enough to get Reiko something to read while he'd be by himself for 8 hours, to which he refused to read anything at first, but then gave in after an hour and a half when looking at the same crack in the pavement became boresome.

And it eventually became a routine that Reiko got used to... not that he liked it.

When no one was around he did a quick work-out to still be in shape. Though Reader had to stop him from using a tree as a punching bag. A public tree = therefor should not be vandalized or they'd have to pay a fee.

When Reader's colleague/s wanted to join them on their lunch breaks and actually want to get to know him is when he felt at unease, like, never before in his life had he felt that way until now.

He felt like an imposter, trying to act like he's from their realm while not knowing realms exist... Reader always came in to save him though, never left him at an uncomfortable spot for too long when detecting something is not right.

Reader literally had to learn Reiko's body language. Just because they wanted to.

He didn't notice it but he gave himself away quite a few times. But they didn't have the heart to tell him that, wouldn't want to ruin his confidence of being the best soldier there is.

Reiko would begin to clam in and then his body would sort of lean away from the group. He may not realize it, at all, so perhaps don't point it out.

In his mind, he needs to be a perfect soldier, or he's nothing short of useless.

.... Reader does certainly dislike the one who made him feel that way.

[ohheyitsjustbear]

Wowiee!! you are a butch lesbian?🫠☺️

🥰 okay that reaction is adorable eeeeee 🥰 but yes, that is how I would describe myself if it needed labelling 😊 still discovering and journeying through my identity since I realised I'm nb but yeah, I feel like that is right 🫶

[carnivorousyandeere]

How would Lottie react to a darling that escapes/runs off not to get away from them, but just to start a game of hide and seek

Hehehe~ whether you meant it to be a game or not, Lottie likes to treat it like one. After all, what are you going to say when she inevitably catches you? That you meant to run away? That you meant to hurt her? Lottie’s subordinates won’t tolerate that disrespect even if you are her Darling— you’ll get a little roughed up if you keep struggling and cursing at her (“Sorry, sweetheart, I’d tell them to lighten up a little, but you know how it is… show too much softness and I’ll be on the chopping block~!”)(Aspen is conspicuously absent during these games of cat and mouse— she’d never allow you to get hurt under her watch, even if it was allowed by her boss).

But, you viewing it as a game yourself opens up a whole new way to have fun~! Lottie’s thrilled at the rush she gets from finding you gone, and getting to catch you— which she does by herself now. No need for backup when you want to be caught~! And certainly no need for more eyes and ears in the area while you two reunite. The adrenaline just gets her soooo worked up, she can’t wait until the two of you get back to her place 🥺😏

[dakbees]

Top 5 favorite animals!

Cats!!!! Any and all cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Including big ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stingrays :)

Red pandas

Frogs

Every other animal :)

[pardonmydelays]

favourite track 13! 😼

i feel like my favourite track 13 is also your favourite track 13 🤭 my answer is: clean!

[aliengirl]

Hoping your day starts getting better🫶💖

Thank you 😭🩷sending hugs back to u🫶🫶🫶

almost cried when my software finally installed and opened successfully 😭 and my class will be remote today so i can stay at home and make some progress on my project 🥹

And a good thing that happened today was: im selling raffle tickets (idk if its the right English term, i never used itkakska but its numbers that you buy to enter a certain sweepstake and to help whoever is doing it) to a college trip and my grandfather simply bought half of my numbers 🥺 he basically paid half of my trip 😭

[icarusdiesatdawn]

🎉🎉HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Woot woot! 🎉🎉

I hope you have a spectacular day! What is your favourite way to celebrate?

THANK YOU 💗✨

Preferably putting all my friends in one room with snacks and music and having a chill time. Hadn't really been able to properly do that the last couple years and it's kinda dragging me down

[wayward-sherlock]

15. How do you come up with titles for your fics/chapters?

16. At what point in the process do you come up with titles?

17. What’s something you’ve learned about while doing research for a fic?

18. What’s one of your favorite lines you’ve written in a fic?

hiiiiiiii how are you <33

hiiiiii i’m ok how are you <3

15: answered here

16: it depends on the fic!! sometimes i have the title right away (rarely…this is only when it’s EXACTLY based on a song) and sometimes i choose it last, as i’m posting it!

17: this is actually a great question…did you know the average vintage polaroid picture is two by two and a half square inches? :)

18: OH THIS IS A GREAT QUESTION whdnsk um…i have a lot of favorite lines if i’m being honest…let me see. hm.

off the top of my head :

“Mike turned and smiled up at him, because he’d just made Will laugh, and even though that boy in Lenora probably could do the same, there was always something special about being able to make Will laugh.

It was much better than making him cry.” - ialbty

“It wasn’t the worst grade in the world, but he’d worked so hard on it for so many hours, painting and painting and painting until his brushes were frayed and he was covered in a galaxy of color, nebulae blooming green and blue and purple on his skin as the paint found its way down his arm.” - exhausted

“All the times he didn’t do anything and let Will suffer, let the emotions bottle up, all the times Mike had been the cause of that suffering came roaring back to him, drowning everything else out, because nothing else mattered, it was just Will, always Will, and Mike realized, sitting there in the rain, that it would never be anyone else.

It would always be Will.” - cysm? iwftrt

(this made me realize how long my titles are lol)

[risenwrites]

Whenever I see your url, I immediately think of Law. My brain just goes, "that's Law's main love right there"!

Sjfbcjndjd I'm blushing omg!

That wasn't what I expected haha- but it makes me very happy!

I do love Law a whole lot hehe! I mean, look at him!!

He's so cute hehe!!

He's the only character I've genuinely considered getting a body pillow for. That might be weird to say but it's true lol-

What do you think when you see my URL?

[toocabaret]

your tags about Roman and Gerri both being so monogamous 😭😭😭 it’s true!!!!

Gerri is tired and romantically traditional and roman is canonically obsessive to the point of possessiveness. i’m not saying it’s healthy i’m just saying that gerri would say she’s too old to be fucking around and roman can’t get it up for anyone else lol

[chapel-of-rizztual]

34: "I'm embarrassed about this" Aether/Mountain

After a rather strange and short conversation Aether had over the phone with Mountain, filled with soft pants and a very pleading “please help” on Mountains behalf, Aether had dropped what he was previously doing and rushed over to the earth ghouls room. He hasn’t quite expected this when he pushed his way into Mountains room. 

Mountain was spread out on his back, fully naked and hard, his hands handcuffed to the headboard of his bed, and with the way his hips were twitching and the low buzzing that filled the room, Aether had no doubt that there’s was a vibrator buried inside him, pulsating away. 

“Mount, did someone leave you like this?” He feels a flush of anger run though him at the thought of someone just abandoned Mountain like this. 

To his relief Mountain shakes his head.

“Then what-what happened.” 

He steps closer to the bed, noticing a sticky, Pearly white sheen splattered across Mountains belly and chest. 

Mountain groans, avoiding catching Aethers eyes. “I’m so embarrassed about this.” 

Aether rubs a comforting hand on his thigh, watching as Mountains cock twitches at the touch. 

“Embarrassed about what?” 

Mountain keens, his back arching.

“Aeth-please, please can you-“ 

“Shit, yeah, yeah I’ve got you, love.” 

Aether scrambles at the end of the bed to find the remote for the vibrator. He finds it quickly and flicks it off, Mountain goes lax instantly with a relived sigh. 

“Wanna tell me what happened now?” 

Mountain blushes, still avoiding looking at Aether in the eyes. 

“I- Swiss told me about how he can cum without even touching himself, just uses a vibrator, and I wanted to try it.” 

Aethers eyebrows raise to his hair like. 

“I think you managed that.” He dips his fingers into the cum that’s pooled on Mountains belly. 

Mountain shakes his head.

“I didn’t at first, kept touch myself, so I handcuffed myself to the bed.” He looks up at Aether shyly. “Then I managed it. Three times.” 

“I can see that.” Aethers still running his finger through the mess on Mountain chest. “What did you need my help with then?” 

“Fuck this is so so embarrassing.” The blush on Mountains cheeks deepens. “I was trying to get out of the handcuffs and I-“ He trails off, mumbling something. 

“I didn’t quite hear that, darling.” 

“I dropped the key! I lost it and I got stuck and the vibe just kept going and I kept cumming and it started to hurt and-“ He gets cut off by Aether placing a finger over his lips and gently shushing him. 

“You wanted my help, darling?” 

Mountain nods, looking up at him with big puppy eyes. 

“How did you even call me?” 

Mountains tail uncurls it’s self from his thigh and flicks at Aethers leg. 

“Used my tail.” 

“Oh, so smart aren’t you, Mount.” 

Mountain keens and blushes even more. 

“Will you find the key? I think it fell behind the bed somewhere.” 

“Hmm, I could.” He smiles down at Mountain. “But I don’t think you’re done yet.” 

Mountains eyes goes wide and his breath hitches. 

“Aeth-what I can’t-I don’t-“ 

“Oh baby, look at you.” He runs a claw along Mountains cock, watching as it twitches. “You’re still hard, I think you can come again for me.” 

Mountain makes a scream as Aether flicks the vibrator back on, his hips bucking into the air, arms tugging hard on the handcuffs. “Oh-oh- Aether, shit-“ He cuts himself off with a long moan.

“Thats it, baby. Wanna see you cum for me.”  Aether digs his thumb into the slick of Mountains cock. “That feel good? Feels like a lot?” 

Mountain pants and shudders, his whole body shaking with the intensity. “Y-yeah, so much, so much, I-“ He trails off with a moan, his hips bucking wildly. 

“That’s it, darling, doing so well for me.” Aether rubs at his thigh again. “Show me your new trick, good boy.”

And Mountain cums, again, with a howl, adding to the mess thats already on his chest. 

[faunandfloraas]

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(hello! apologies for spam rb!) (@skz-maybe-incorrects)

Uno reverse flour delivery right back at ya

[rosicheeks]

bestie you are such a cutie 👉🏾👈🏾

No no no bestie YOU are such a cutie 👀🫣🫶

[goldrose-star]

write a book with, read a book to, hit with a book

Cal, The Patron and Max

Ngl, this is kinda hard?? Because I don't want to hit anyone with a book 👉👈

Hmm.. I'll guess I go with:

Write a book with Max because he like to write fanfics as far as I know and I think he'd have really good ideas 👀

Read a book to Cal, because why not?? I'm feeling super soft for this dude 💖🥺👉👈 i think he'd enjoy this 👀

I'm so sorry but I guess I have to hit the Patron with the book then?? 😩😭 maybe not downright hit him bc I wanted to but because maybe I've been reading and he sneaks up on me (because of course, it's the Patron we're talking about) and I get startled so I hit him by mistake and would immediately apologize 💖🥺

[pxrttyprincess]

list 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! <3 i hope toy have a wonderful day

Hi bestie <3

Thank you for ask!

5 things that make me happy are

1. The way the sunlight travels through the leaves of really really big trees and I can stand underneath and watch it

2. When the neighbourhood cat (felix) falls asleep on my chest

3. Cows. Literally of any sort, they make me so happy

4. Love, like open acts of love specifically. Like seeing someone buy/hold flowers in public, like I know they're going to give it to their partners, makes me so so happy.

5. Seeing the moon

(6. The ocean) I had to add a extra one because I couldn't miss it out

I hope you have a wonderful day too!