#thank you for that maam

[angedemystere]

Just thought to myself "lord I don't wanna look at my work email" and a little voice said "then don't" and I remembered it's after 8pm sorry anyone trying to reach me I'll get back to you in 12 hours or more

[thunderon]

so i sent my friend’s mother a thank you card and for whatever reason her mother sent me back a “thank you for the thank you card” card and GIFT. so i sent back a “thank you for the thank you, thank you card” card. because im not about to be out-thanked.

well today i open up my mail and see that she sent me YET ANOTHER card in retaliation and so now i’m about to go buy stamps in bulk because this means WAR

[reagomyeggo]

imogen: how many times do i have to tell you cow man, im a LESBIAN

[kiiingsnake]

Happy birthday!! It's your turn

it’s my t- DEMILY ???????????

[veone]

want to thank oshinsim for this screenshot on her twitter. the context is if your angry with a partner you can burn the gifted cloths.

[poughkeepsies]

so forgive me for pouring my love into you

-flowerkid | late night therapy-

[majorasnightmare]

more people with dark urges should lean into the fact its canon compliant to give them retail experience since the cult of bhaal runs a coffin shop as a front that nonetheless still got customers

[uldahstreetrat]

she could kill me if she wanted to i wouldnt mind

[the-l-spacer]

Absolute queen move for martha wells to make secunits have a blend of organic and inorganic parts. Enough robot to have Crises of Personhood™️ and enough human to experience Pain and Traumatic Memories™️ amounting to basically the Perfect Angst Machine©️

[rook417]

Baldur's Gate 3 fun. Go play

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i love that exact instant the edible hits. can finally smile, leggy dont hurt, nausea gone, god bless the local lesbians of pinellas county.

[hurglewurm]

thinking about how. MORE than one old white woman presiding over me during my master's program in some capacity,,, has gently (unprompted) insinuated to me that accommodations are available, academic or otherwise

like i've had classmates undergo the same meetings, the same presentations for the same prof, etc and they do Not get the same gentle "oh you poor little thing. is this so hard for you? do you need help?"

and it's like. on one hand cool, thanks, glad that's available. i am, however, legit fine and chilling and doing better than ever in a classroom environment because i Stopped Masking in my mid-twenties and i sit cross-legged and play with my spiky ball sometimes and i'm vibing

glad accommodations exist. none of them would do anything helpful for me specifically. but if me being visible is what it takes for you to ? ? feel like you're Helping students who need/use accommodations ? to assuage your Guilt idk lol ? then ok white woman i will continue to exist within eyesight

(wish you'd respect the accommodations of students who actually require them, instead of giving platitudes to me who is i guess more Visibly 'other' to you)

[accio-victuuri]

wang yibo reunites with caroline de maigret @ chanel pfw

[dokutah-exe]

oh my god jessica its okay its just a promotion- okay heres some napkins- jessica please this is a good thing i know youre- jessica please

[dawnofiight]

I know Huxley would beat the shit out of Blake if he found out he was the reason the shades killed one of his bfs best friends

[that-one-xachster]

chuuya: allow me, locks are my speciality chuuya: [blasts the lock off] dazai: maybe a little overboard, but ✨ clean 👌✨