#thank you for letting me talk about this bc Astrid really is so important to me

[rosiethedragongeek]

Heyyy!! Saw you talking about Astrid and was wondering if you have any headcanons for her that sort of fill out where the canon content doesn't?

I actually have a good number of hcs/little canon facts that I’ve compiled for her that I really like and feel like they fill her character out a little more

She fights so hard to be a strong fighter (and seen as such) to offset the reputation her family got after Fearless Finn Hofferson got frozen by the flightmare, even into RTTE

This leads to her putting herself in danger in fights excessively to leave no doubts that she is strong

We don’t see her acting like,,, ‘traditionally feminine’? In many ways except around Hiccup, but I think that she does really like stuff like flowers and sparkly things and stuff

She’s always been a very natural leader (which kinda falls by the wayside sometimes bc Hiccup is the gang’s leader and chief) but we can see that in the way she acts in the first movie, the Astrid’s Team episode, and other battle scenes (like in the finale)

A little piece of her always felt that there might be a little more to dragons than they gave them credit for (but between being raised to kill them, generations of war with them, and the negatively impacted reputation of her family after her uncle froze up in front of a dragon, she pushed any of those doubts to the side), this is part of the reason why she was so quick to change her mind after taking her first flight on Toothless

She has a very hard time realizing when she is wrong, and when she is told that she is wrong she gets defensive and kinda refuses to see their point for a bit (before she calms down and eventually realizes she was wrong)

She is very proud over the fact that Stormfly can fly faster than Toothless and has the hottest fire

She was raised just as much by her Uncle as she was by her parents. They were very close and in the aftermath of all of the flightmare stuff he was the one to tell her to keep fighting and hold her head high no matter what the people around her think

[rhabakoli]

Idiots

I’m so great at titles, I can’t believe it.  Just a sweet lil thing bc my actual WIPs are evading being worked on. 

Tagged: @dreamwritesimagines @riviawitch3r @this-is-whump-dammit

**

„It has to be a curse. I can’t explain it otherwise.”

Geralt rolled his eyes at Jaskier, who has been whining for the last three days. It’s been raining for equally long, and it’s been a bit of a struggle.

Always clammy, always wet and cold; even Geralt had enough of it. But he knew this was just a built-up. There was a storm coming, a really fucking big one. And he’d prefer to be back home before it hit.

“Geralt, do something.”

“What am I supposed to do about the fucking weather?”

“I don’t know, growl at it! Glare at the clouds with those killer eyes of yours!” The wet sound of mud swallowing boot gave Geralt a sense of childish satisfaction. Jaskier was flailing, then cursing, before he quieted and merely grumbled under his breath as he tried to unlodge his boot.

Just a few paces later, Geralt stopped and turned to watch him. It was hopeless. He huffed and stalked over to grab him, lift him over his shoulder and set him on Roach, who snorted unhappily at that. The mare was coloured brownish grey from her hooves to her belly, her tail hung in thick tangles and she was wet down to her skin. She was not yet cold to the touch, but it wouldn’t take much longer.

Jaskier had let out a shriek and now sat astride the horse and looked glumly down at his naked toes. “Geralt.”

He wriggled them.

“My boot.”

Geralt grunted, shook his head. “I’ll buy you a new pair.”

Affronted, the bard gasped. “But I like this pair!”

“They are holey anyways.” Geralt made to grab the reins, but Jaskier was faster.

“Geralt!”

“Jaskier!”

“Please!”

At that, he stopped. He was so tired. “Fine.” So he went back, careful not to get stuck himself, and pulled the stupid, rank boot out of the sludge. “Here.”

He threw it to the bard, then wiped his hand on his thigh and clicked his tongue to pull Roach along.

“Thank you.”

**

Night had come faster than anticipated, and they had to take shelter in a farmer’s stable. It was dry, it was warm, it was a nice change of pace.

Their clothes were hanging on ropes strung up in the beams, and with a bit of luck they’d be less soaked tomorrow. Maybe even just ‘damp’. Jaskier was sitting on a stool, a woollen blanket wrapped around his form, as he scrubbed his mud-coated boots, while he muttered on and on about Geralts attempt to leave his footwear behind. “Get me new ones, I can’t believe it.”

Other than that, the stable was filled with sounds of Roach and the sheep munching on hay and the occasional snort from the dog sleeping in a corner.

Geralt was busy cleaning up Roach, determined to get the worst of the dirt off. It would be easier to wait for it to dry, but they’d be on their way by that time and he’d have no time to brush it out. So he was positioned behind his mare, her tail in his hands and a bucket of water between his feet.

Jaskiers incessant nagging was constantly penetrating the peaceful atmosphere and Geralt slowly but surely had enough. He dropped the tail, pushed the bucket aside and snapped at his bard.

“What is you problem, Jaskier. It’s just boots!”

“It’s not just boots, okay. The have emotional value!”

He was still scrubbing, his knuckles white around the brush and his hair falling into his eyes. He wasn’t looking up at Geralt, but the witcher was too irked by the words to notice anyway.

Emotional- what?

“What the fuck?”

“They are important to me, you big lug of a man. You can’t seem to understand that concept, but please let the people who have feelings live them out, alright?”

Hot anger built inside his chest, just for a moment. Then it was replaced by cold, slimy disappointment. So he thought it too. How quaint.

“Pray tell, what is their value then? What have they done to be so important to you?”, he sneered. Jaskier raised his head, defiance written onto his face. “They have stood by me wherever I went for these last years, they have brought me back to you when I thought I had lost you.” 

He stood up, the stool toppling over as he went, and threw them at Geralt.  “They are the first gift you made me, you fucking idiot!”

Oh.

Oh.

Roach snorted and ducked her head deeper into the hay. Idiots.

Jaskier didn’t take notice of Geralt’s frozen figure, he just ranted on. “I am sorry that I have built an attachment to the dead animal covering my feet, but it’s served me well and carried me wherever I had to go, and I won’t have you abandoning them like worthless pieces of rotten leather.”

Geralt was still just standing there, staring.

Suddenly Jaskier felt very stupid and pathetic.

All his fight left him, and he rubbed the back of his hand across his forehead. “I just- forget it, I’m talking mad, I-“

“You- you kept them all this time because I’ve bought them for you?”

Geralt wasn’t sure he’d understood, he had to ask, had to make sure.

Jaskier laughed bitterly, lowered his eyes to the floor. “I get if you rather have me go my own way tomorrow. I shall not bother you anymore. “

He startled when boots intruded his line of view, and literally jumped when a hand came to cup his chin and raise his head.

“Don’t you dare leave after yelling at me, Julian.”

“What?”

Geralt was smiling. The bastard was smiling, and now the bard knew why he tended not to. It would be devastating to anyone in his vicinity. They’d die.

It was bright and soft and adoring and sweet. None of those were words he’d ever associated with Geralt, but wow.

He was still busy staring at him, when the Witcher bent down, pulled him in and kissed him. Jaskier flailed, fell against Geralt’s broad chest and let out the most manly squeak to ever be heard.

“Shut up.”

He couldn’t supress a shiver at the rumbled words and went lax in Geralts arms as the kisses migrated from his lips to his neck.

“What are you doing?”

“Being grateful for your big mouth, Jask.”

Fingers were digging into his side, trailing down to his ass, driving Jaskier wild. He groaned and pressed closer, his body having a mind of it own. Fortunately, because his actual mind was blown away, empty, like a cave abandoned by all living beings.

“I’m so very grateful that you chose to tell me this. Because it means you won’t attack me for longing for you, Jask.”

Geralt took a deep breath, nuzzled the underside of Jaskiers jaw. “You have no idea how hard it is, to stay sane with your scent constantly in my nose.”

It was less overwhelming than the kissing, but it still melted Jaskiers insides. His brain started to piece together actual sentences, however.

“I was always questioning your sanity, Geralt.”

“Hm.” , he grunted, then pressed a chaste kiss to Jasks collarbone and straightened. He didn’t take his arm from around the bard though, and instead tried to spread out the blanket with one hand.

“You could just let me go, you know.”

Jaskier wasn’t gonna protest much, because- in Geralts arms? Safe, warm and loved? Hell yeah.

“Never. They will have to pry you out of my cold, stiff arms.”

“Creepy.”

“Shut up.”

Geralt laid his bard out, spread eagle on the blanket, softened by the hay below, and settled between his thighs. Jaskier reached for him, curled his arms around his shoulders. “So, you’ve been pining for me?”

“I don’t pine.”

His eyes were betraying his words though, as did the soft smirk on his lips.

“Sure you don’t.”

Geralt ducked, went for a kiss that Jaskier was almost too happy to reciprocate.

A very loud, very close howl interrupted them, and Jask tensed. That sounded way to close for his comfort. Or the sheep’s, for that matter. They grew restless, and the dog had awoken and now growled at the barn door. 

“Was that a wolf?”

Another howl, quieter, lower, answered.

Geralt looked down at his bard and snickered. “What, you wanna tell me you’re afraid?”

Jaskier looked up at him and shook his head. “Why would I be afraid of some wolves when I’m in the arms of the biggest and baddest wolf to have ever walked this earth?”

[blookmallow]

and finally, the conclusion of the dark brotherhood questline 

i have been through so much and lost so much but i gained the one thing that matters most of all.....  cicero’s heart 

-----

well

these aren’t the real emperor’s clothes but i have this still,

i put it on the dawnstar sanctuary mannequin with the jester hat lmao

:( my favorite guard friend who hangs out around the shops in the mornings with me is onto me 

hes not hostile or reporting me to the jarl or anything at least tho 

Dont woRRY About It

i did have guards after me for a while (i had. several just go ‘ok ill let you off this time :)’ bc. i. asked nicely. after attempting to assassinate the emperor of skyrim) but eventually just paid my bounty and they were like ok you’re good and now apparently everyone has completely forgotten That Time I Tried To Murder The Fucking Emperor 

anyway after the fucking massacre that happened at the sanctuary i was absolutely Out For Blood

i mean like....... i realize maro is completely justified here. we are in fact a league of assassins guilty of murdering A Lot of people, we very much did make a real attempt on the emperor’s life (and killed his double, who was less important but still like, an innocent guy, presumably)(or even if it was like that death note thing where its actually a criminal on death row anyway, like, we clearly didnt know that) and i did personally murder maro’s son and ruin his reputation, so. like. we are the bad guys in this situation no matter how you look at it lmao but STILL THOSE WERE MY FRIENDS, FUCKER

so i decided to murder him out of pure spite, but. uh

I DONT REMEMBER WHAT I DID TO CAUSE THIS BUT I ACTUALLY GOT THE SOLITUDE GUARDS TO MURDER HIM FOR ME LMAO I DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO DO ANYTHING

im trying to remember what the fuck even happened here im clearly. underwater, i think maybe i like. confronted him and he got hostile but i jumped off the pier and the guards were like “woah that guy’s losing it” and intervened but he fought them too or something ??? ??  I DONT KNOW BUT THE GUARDS KILLED HIM FOR ME :’) thanks guys 

then after everything we still kept the contract, and... the new plan.... was for me to sneak onto the emperor’s ship before he leaves skyrim and kill him there.... WHICH I COULD HAVE FUCKING. DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE. THIS IS SO MUCH EASIER THAN... KILLING SOME OFFICIAL’S SON AND PLANTING FALSE EVIDENCE AND TRACKING DOWN THE GOURMET AND MURDERING HIM AND IMPERSONATING HIM TO TRY TO POISON THE EMPEROR AND IMPLICATING A RANDOM CHEF WHO HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT AND

EVERYONE IS DEAD!!!!! WE COULD HAVE AVOIDED ABSOLUTELY ALL OF THIS. WAS ASTRID GETTING ME ALL MIXED UP IN THIS WILD GOOSE CHASE ON PURPOSE FROM THE BEGINNING ?? ? ? SORRY!!! IM ANGRY

i got all the way here without anyone even seeing me (i used a couple invisibility potions for the really tricky spots, but still) i could absolutely have just done this and avoided the entire everything. god 

anyway i again dont really understand the politics of skyrim but. the real emperor was expecting me to find him one way or another. he had already accepted his death and made peace with it. it was. actually kind of sad. i dont know enough to say whether he was actually a decent guy or not but he seemed like he was. i couldnt bring myself to steal his clothes so i still just have the duplicate emperor’s clothes but it looks the same anyway

i took a war axe from one of his displays though. i dont remember if i already mentioned my ongoing tradition of always taking something from my victims and enchanting them later to mark who it belonged to, but thats a thing ive been doing. little murder scrapbook

im not really sure how murdering the emperor counts as “serving the empire” but sure ok 

i also killed this guy lmao the emperor’s last wish was for me to kill whoever it was that betrayed him and i dont like this dude in the first place so i was like yea you got it 

i built a memorial with the weapons rack in my room in the dawnstar sanctuary

enchanted special weapons for each of our fallen members (left to right it’s astrid, arnbjorn, festus, gabriella, and veezara) (i also later added another dagger for lis bc i had one space left) 

theres also gemstones on the floor beneath each weapon but they keep sliding out of place :’ | 

ANGEL DARLING SONG OF MY HEART LIGHT OF MY LIFE YOU’RE ALIVE

you can see the game autosaving in the corner bc i had Just come out of the sanctuary lmao thats how lightning fast i reacted to this 

[sobbing] baby boy.... baby.... i was SO WORRIED

i murdered the fucking emperor of skyrim bc i was so desperate to continue this questline to see if cicero would come back I DID ALL OF THIS FOR YOU.....

(he pranked me and pretended he was gonna kill me at first. i almost lost it thinking he STILL wouldnt forgive me but it was ok :’) u got me, ) 

sniffs...... best friends forever........ this is the best possible outcome this is all ive ever wanted it was all worth it for this 

we got our window back!!!!! also ft cicero subtitle photobombing me with his boundless enthusiasm for murder but i forgive him 

oof we also have... a bunch of torture victims hanging around now too :’ ) oh

i kinda feel bad about them but there doesnt seem to be an option to let them go, 

i mean i could just kill them all i guess. i killed one guy to see if i could. you Can. his body is still there. nobody seemed to care that i killed him

I TURNED AROUND AFTER NAZIR SAID THAT AND CICERO’S JUST. LOOKING AT ME LIKE THIS,

i fuckign love this cute little shit. what the fuck. this is such justice too everyone was so rude to him, everyone made fun of him and talked down to him, everyone wanted him dead after he went after astrid, but she sold us out and got everyone killed, he was RIGHT, and now hes the right-hand-man to the Listener who is now ALSO the leader of the brotherhood. he’s basically second in command to the entire organization now and nobody can do a goddamn thing about it bc they all KNOW not to fuck with me now 

i also realized hes taller than me and i dont like it, :’)

im still deciding medea’s taller than him anyway i dont care. she would be taller than the character model is allowing for

he likes to randomly start singing/humming really off key/dancing around its SO cute.... im lov him...............

darling..... calm down, :’) 

hes so completely devoted to me now im in pain

i realized i could tell him to go to sleep and he actually did it the absolute madman 

he gets up if you try to sleep beside him though

i mean. not that i tried that or anything

he stands SO close to me all the time.... i turn around and hes right there beaming adoringly at me. i cant do this 

he kept saying mother needed some flowers so i took him out to collect some nightshade for her n dropped them around her feet 

“whats the point of thievery lol like..... just kill them?????? stupid” 

having cicero constantly two feet behind me jus making cute comments and/or half singing The Weirdest Shit I Have Ever Heard is absolutely delightful 

ur so cute when you’re threatening people

he also hates the forsworn see we’re in sync

I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE AGAIN

me, the leader of the brotherhood, in full brotherhood armor, with cicero following right behind me giggling to himself about murder:

[lajnias]

i was tagged by @chaospitals ty friend <3

Rules: Name 10 favorite characters from 10 different things and tag 10 people

this is gonna be hard i think (bc i don’t really consume media with like actual characters anymore) and i’m also gonna have to expose myself and all of the YA media i consume and Love. these are in no particular order bc i can’t rank these, i Love them all. also i am gonna talk about them even though that wasn’t part of the deal, bc i can and i want to instead of listening to my lecture. 

1. tim riggins from friday night lights (the show, i don’t know the movie). catie from ycdt correctly said that tom wilson looks like him and i can do nothing but agree. also, tim riggins needs a hug and i am willing to give it to him

2. rudy steiner from the book thief (the book, i do Not fuck with the movie). maybe my favorite book ever??? will say that i haven’t read it in a while but at least in my mind rudy is a Nice boy and that’s what i like

3. lena kaligaris from the sisterhood of the traveling pants series. i re-read these last summer for the first time in a while and like first of all, they’re great, and second, i just like her? a lot? but i also like bridget but i picked lena okay stop talking about these books published between 2001-2007 (apparently there’s a fifth one from 2011???? i don’t know her though)

4. four from the divergent series (the books primarily, the movies are fine). okay so when i first read these in the summer of 2014 (blessed times), the way he was written made me think he was gonna be the Most Attractive person ever and i was very here for it. and i just Love him and he also needs a hug.

5. lara jean song-covey from to all the boys i’ve loved before (i have only seen the movies so idk what she’s like in the books). i just Love her. in all of the ways (lj if u were real we could date it would be dope).

6. aimee from sex education. i really like that show and i also really Like aimee. she, like many others on this list (i am sensing a theme and idk what that says about me) needs a hug, and luckily steve with the massive biceps is there for her. i also think she’s adorable and yeah. 

7. arya stark from game of thrones. firstly let me say that i rage-quit got 15 minutes into episode 5 of the final season (in hindsight i should have done it sooner but oh well). i Love her and would like her to be my girlfriend that’s all thank u and goodnight. 

8. hermione granger from the harry potter series (books and movies!). so when i was a senior in high school we did superlatives (kind of, everyone was named something of the class) and i was named the emma watson of the class, and in the little nomination thingy they were very nice and said that i could be the hermione bc i am smart. hermione is just so important to me and i Love her so much. to summarise, i Just love one smart lady and my three pairs of hermione socks will tell u the same (they are so dope and i Love them, one pair says “it’s leviOsa not leviosA” which like, Iconique)

9. steve rogers from the marvel cinematic universe. let me start by saying that most of my opinion on this man was shaped by fic, so like. idk i just love this formerly-tiny-but-now-beefcakey bisexual and like, that’s all. 

10. lotta på bråkmakargatan. okay so this is a character from astrid lindgren’s childrens books and listen. she’s like five years old and thinks she knows everything (which like, me too, girl). she has a stuffed pig-bear called Bamse (don’t even ask, it looks like a pig but it is a pig-bear) that she carries around everywhere, and in the first book she pretends she’s a goat eating leaves, what more do you need to know??? she’s just a stubborn little child and i dressed up like her once like two years ago which mostly meant that i put my hair in a side part and put on my best resting bitch face. i Love her and also felt that this list needed a little bit of swedish. fun fact, bråkmakargatan translates to troublemaker street, and refers to the fact that the street lotta and her family live on is called krukmakargatan (potter street) bc there used to be a lot of potters there, but lotta’s dad says that now there are only troublemakers there. she’s an iconic character and like every swede knows her!

i tag: @tysonjost @gustavlindstrom @rantanenmikko 

[lanaarwenlazar]

in honor of villain releasing and me starting it later today, here is a special insight into my brain in the form of the notes i made on my phone as i was reading monster last year, completely unedited (so with all my spelling mistakes and freakouts)

there are spoilers for monster, obviously

(keep in mind that i was very emotional about being back in the gone-universe, so don’t judge me lmao)

i ship malik and shade already. can’t habdle them they’re too cute

oh my god shade is basically a true crime fan, thanks i hate it

“WHATEVER MALIK DID IT GENERALLT SOMEHOW WORK” MY LOVE

...it will be interesting to see what people have to say about mg writing his first trans character

transphobic violence already, i think someone will have a problem with this chapter being called “the meet cute”

where

is

dekka

WHAT THE FUCK SHADE WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOURE INSANE

I WAS RIGHT BY THE WAY THE MOVIE SUCKED AND WAS A BAD IDEA AND I HOPE ASTRID AND SAM ARE SUFFERING AND HAVE NO FRIENDS

nooo dekka sweetie :(((

oh my god a dekka chapter what if we get updates on everyone i’m not ready

dekka is broke no :(((

but she drives a motorcycle i’m so in love

dekka has a cat. marry me

“Of those three hundred thirty-two kids, fifty-one developed one supernatural power or another. Only nineteen of you developed major powers and survived. And of these nineteen, seven have since developed serious psychological disorders” NO MY KIDS IM CRYING

“Lana Lazar spent time in a mental health facility” eeelp

“I know, she’s a friend of mine. She’s fine now.” THEY ARE FRIEND.jzoddbfb

“Others’ like Sam Temple, the supposed hero of the fayz, have had-”

HAVE HAD WHA TOM??!!!?!

“’Supposed hero?’ Screw you. You don’t disrespect Sam Temple where I can here it.” I’m 😭😭😭😭😭😭

sam was in rehab has an alcoholic kill me

and he’s on the wagon sober for sixteen months ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

DEKKA REMEMBERINH BRIANNA KILL ME

Hey, Sam’s sober and Astird got her head screwed on straight so leave them out of this - dekka out there defending her people

MG in the online: edilio is the true hero of the fayz MG in the books: sam is the true hero of the fayz me: so what is the truth?

oh my god that just means edilio is still underappreciated

DEKKA WANTS SAM AND ASTRID TO GO TO COLLEGE WORK AND ONE DAY HAVE A BABY GIRL NAMED DEKKA WHAT THE FUCK SHOOT ME

Me @ me: mg loves edilio. he will be in here. mg loves edilio. he will be in here. mg loves edilio. he will be in here. mg loves edilio. he will be-

Four year old Sean is here to cause trouble

Cruz singing my love ❤️❤️

We’ve literally just met him and Justin DeVeere already sounds like a potential school shooter

also how dare mg give him the same name as justin roger’s little brother

He’s so disgusting yikes

I don’t understand what just happened and what erin and justin are up to but WHY do i feel like they just had sex so they could have a gaia-like baby

is justin turning into the hulk or orc

Justins arm is turning into a sword

Is justin turning into drake...

Or orc/britney? Orc/britney/justin?

If Aristotle Arno Adamo is anything like Ari from Aaddtsotu i already love him

oh he’s not

Armo is the Quinn of Monster pass it on

Will Quinn be mentioned in this book?

“Armo was not part of any clique, because there was one, only one Armo at Malibu High School” oh my god he’s awful i love him

“I want to take Danish. My family is danish” bitch mine too

“You understand that everyone in Denmark speaks english right? Usually better than most Americans?” drag america i love t

god i love him

armo just survived a serious accident and he’s crying because he wreacked his car whaya guy

what are they doing to armo :(((

SHADE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

noo poor cruz

whyy would mg introduce malik tenerife, the biggest sweetheart and shade’s closest friend and make me fall in love with him, and then in the SAME CHAPTER introduce cruz, a new best friend for shade and then just never mention malik again???? i love cruz but i miss malik

where is knightmare

“I REREAD THE ELLISON BOOK” ASTRID WROTE A BOOK

yikes a milady dude and homophobia all in one page!!

WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS BOOK JUST TRANSFORMING INTO BOOKS

oh shit i just understood why mg says this is part animorphs

Malik’s back my boy

DEKKAS CAT IS NAMED EDITH WINDSOR I JUST----

DEKKA TOOK THE FRAMED PICTURE OF BRIANNA WITH HER OH MY GODDD

“Only now did Dekka see that those last four years had been a dream, unreal, somehow. The FAYZ was real.” dekka bby no :(((

oh my goooood taylor is back bitches i just got chills

SHE GRABBED THE CELEBRITY GOSSIP MAGAZINES OF COURSE SHE DID I LOVE HER

dekka be nice to taylor she’s had a hard life she deserves to know the goss :))

when they’re only talking baout the kids with power... when will edilio come in

aaaand there is drake ugh. “a violent, sadistic psychopath. A rapist. A torturer. A murderer”

EDILIO WAS THERE TOO THERE TOO THE FUCK

DID MG FORGET EDILIO ECISTS

BRIANNA DEKKA SAM ASTRID TAYLOR DRAKE LANA HUNTER ORC HAVE ALL BEN MENTIONED

WHERE IS EDILIO AND LANA

Drake responsible for 18 instances of rape mutilation and murder in the last year y i k e s

Justin has a lobster claw for one hand and a sword for the other o k a y

oh my god shade could kill tr*mp

“There are three types of superheroes, Shade: Hero, Villain and Monster” *looks into the camera like i’m on the office*

CAINE AND PENNY GOT THEIR MENTIONS

NOW GIVE ME EDILIO

Malik is still in love with shade rip me

oh no cruz bby you’re invisible :((

i feel like this series will be more hard sci-fi with aliens and government and powers than gone was, gone was more of a sci-fi/dystopian/lord of the flies/survival-mix

i’m worried about armo :((

me: had never read an animorphs book in my life also me: wow this reminds me so much of animorphs!

HES A POLAR BEAR NOW

THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THE WORD MORPHING

should be interesting to see what kind of shit mg will get for this y i k e s

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK IS HAPØENING THE SEAN WAS HE TURNING INTO A CATERPILLAR WITH NO MOUTH WHAT THE FUCK HE IS FOUR YEARS OLD

OH THERES HIS MOUTH WHAT THE FUCK

fuuuuck i knew he would be knightmare

at least knightmare really is the name of a shitty pretentious art student dude

a group of girl scouts just fell to their deaths off the golden gate bridge

WHO ARE THE DARK WATCHERS

i actually think they’re aliens

pls get over brianna dekka

at least mg is realizing that brekka was kind of weird

why is dekka watching danish sex. what does that even mean.

this book is unrealistic bc it’s page number 208 and dekka still hasn’t thought about edilio. who goes that long without thinking about edilio.

oh no dekka is morphing with some animal too

DEKKA HAS MEDUSA HAIR WHAT THE FUCK

the cat died WHAT THE FUCK

“Motorcycle gangs and white supremacists and registered sex offenders, that’s who dominated Perdido Beach today” yikes

Dekka mentioned the word gaiaphage and i had a physical disgusted reaction, but not because of the actual gaiaphage, but bc of that fucking website. god i lvoe that gaiaphage.com is dead.

why has mg created a worldwide perdido beach situation but just given is three books to fix it

“I was Sam’s soldier” NO??? You wrre edilio’s soldier the fuck

EVERY TIME I SEE EDITH MY HEART SKIPS BECAUSE IT STARTS WITH EDI AND I THINK ITS FINALLY GOING TO BE EDILIO

Armo and Dekka is my new brotp

WHO THE FUCK IS JEHOVA

LESS VILLAIN POVS MICHAEL PLEASE

“Hey. You. Should. Um.... Stop. Being. An. Asshole.” SHADE

Combining the villains into one villain. Very schmart michael 👌🏻

PAGE 308 EDILIO MENTION OH MY GOD

Edilio on page 309 kill me cant even quote it

GRAVES STILL THERE

IN RESPECTFUL MEMORY TO BOTH THE WISE AND THE FOOLISH WHO STRUGGLED TO SURVIVE UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS IN THIS PLACE im 😭😭

ALBERT GOT HIS DUES YEAH

BUT HOW IS EDILIO TODAY

WHERE IS DINAA LOSER

GRAVE FOR MARY 😭

GRAVE FOR DUCK 😭

GRAVE FOR HUNTER 😭

GRAVE FOR ORC 😭

Grave for Caine 😐 “Caine Soren. “King of the FAYZ. Blaze of Glory”

FIRST DIANA MENTION AND ITS HOW MUU CAINE LOVED HER IM

BRIANNA HAS A LAST NAME SOS. “Brianna Berenson. “The Breeze”. None More Bold.”

DIANA IS HERE I REPEAT DIANA IS HERE IN THE FLESH AND STILL BEAUTIFUL

DIANA PUTS FLOWERS ON THE GRAVES ONCE A WEEK OH MY HOD YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE SORRY ABOUT I MEAN YOU DID GIVE BIRTH TO GAIA AND EAT PANDA BUT STILL

DIANA HAS A JOB AS A BARISTA HER OWN PLACE IS SEVEN MONTHS SOBER AND HAVENT TRIED TO KILL HERSELF LATELY

WAS HER AND SAM DRINKING BUDDIES

THEY SERVE A SAM TEMPLE CUCKTAIL AND A LANA VODKA

“I GUESS THEIRONY THAT FAYZERS HAVE A TENDENCY TO DRINK TOO MUCH IS LOST ON THEM” TELL THEM DEKKA

“YOU WERE GOOD TO KEEP SAM AND STRID OUT OF IT” NO TELL THEM LOSERS

DOES DIANA LIVE IN PERDIDO BEACH :((((

“THIS IS THE MOST INTIMATE IVE EVER BEEN WITH A DUDE” SAME

When Roger still hasn’t been mentioned and you know he wasn’t really that important so you can’t really complained but you miss him

and how is edilio really dekka hmmm???

Eww this Drake Brittany thing is worse if possible

wait wait wait what hoe did they get there what

if i finish monster and still don’t know how edilio is doing i’ll sue

the villain...breathes fire. he’s a dragon

Shade looks like a the bizzare cross between a flea, a Power Ranger and a teenaged girl w h a t

Vincent Vu: part fish!

noooo not malik :(((

one half of me: where the fck is edilio go talk to him dekka other half of me: edilio deserves a peaceful life thank i for keeping him away from it all

OKAY BUT WOULD EDILIO AND SAM AND EVERYONE SEE DEKKA ON THE FBI MOST WANTED LIST AND HEAR ABOUT EVERYTHING GOING ON AND SAY YIKES NOT OUR PROBLEM??? No tf they would help her!!!!

DEKKA IS WITH SAM DEKKA IS WITH SAM I REPEAT DEKKA IS WITH SAM AND HE IS HER STRONG RIGHT ARM SHOOT ME LET ME DIE

im emo

the end

missing: quinn and roger

[blookmallow]

I FINALLY GOT SKYRIM MARRIED

i have a BEAUTIFUL WIFE

...who i went through a lot of shit for. this is. a lot of exposition, bear with me :’) im very invested in my character’s personal story here

so astrid had a very important special job for me and sent me to markarth to speak with the client directly

it turned out to be the apothecary’s assistant, who i was passingly familiar with already, so i imagine it was a bit of a surprise to both of us, but she got right to the point - a man broke her heart and ruined her life, used her to hurt the people close to her, abandoned her to go become a bandit, now she wants him dead

u can probably imagine where this is going,

this is the first time ive had a dark brotherhood job i was legitimately PSYCHED to carry out, you BET ill go fuck this guy up for you id do this for free

however, she also had... another request, one that wasn’t required, but something she really, really wanted

see she was very close with/practically another daughter to the shatter-shields in windhelm, the wealthy family who recently lost a daughter to the windhelm butcher

alain had manipulated her and used her to get to the shatter-shields, i dont remember if he stole from them or what happened there, but whatever it was, the shatter-shields blamed muiri for this and disowned her, throwing her out onto the streets with nothing

so she was used and had her heart broken by a man she loved, then was told it was Her Fault, and lost her home and her friends/the closest thing to family she had all at once, and was so hurt and desperate she turned to the dark brotherhood to get revenge on them all

she wanted me to kill nilsine too, the shatter-shields’ other daughter

SO we have this really complicated situation where, on the one hand, she wants alain dead for using her and ruining her life and hurting her friends, and like, he’s a bandit leader now, so he’s someone i probably would’ve easily killed off anyway, by “this is a video game not real life”/skyrim standards that’s a no brainer, i have no moral conflict with that and can’t wait to slash this guy’s head off

but on the other hand she’s so broken she wants a woman who used to be her best friend/practically her sister dead too. i dont know what nilsine’s role in this was specifically but these people were essentially her family, and they victim blamed her when she needed their support the most and threw her out with nothing and nowhere to go

and i had already done quests with the shatter-shields before this, so like, i know them too, and they’re sort of friends to me, i helped solve the mystery of their other daughter’s murder and now I’m being asked to kill the other. not to mention everyone’s going to think the butcher’s back/there’s a copycat killer/something and it’s gonna cause a panic again (even if the game doesn’t acknowledge that/directly show that happening, y’know) 

killing someone’s daughter when they’re still in mourning over the first, when they’ve come to trust you, when you’re the one who helped them gain closure over that first death already, is just. a stone cold thing to do

especially looking at it from my character’s perspective, she’d be especially torn on this because she’s a mother herself, but her children are girls she rescued from the streets - lucia was thrown away by her family, sofie was a victim of tragedy and was let down by the people in authority who should have protected and helped her

so medea would relate to tova as a mother and a friend but also relate powerfully with muiri as a victim in this

ultimately i don’t think there’s any real justification to kill nilsine here, i dont think you can really morally defend that, but. i was so drawn to muiri and wanted so badly to give her a shot at a better life and help her heal from all this, and knew she would become a marriage option if i did it bc id seen her name on the marriage options list before, her story fits in so well with medea’s, and like, i dont imagine im gonna have a lot of options for wives who would Know about my connection to the dark brotherhood/the things ive done and be okay with it, so if i went with her, there wouldn’t be a “keeping this horrible secret from my wife” aspect to deal with even though the game probably doesn’t acknowledge it if you do (i mean im still. keeping it from my kids, but. y’know. when they’re older)

and “talk this out with her and help her see how badly her mind’s been warped by the pain she’s been through” isn’t an option given to you, so

in the end i went through with it. killing alain was easy, just like any other bandit camp raid, but to get at nilsine without being caught, i had to sneak into their house when the family was asleep

which i expected would involve a lot of careful sneaking and laborious lock picking

until i realized i could just walk right in

because the door was already unlocked for me. because they consider me a friend and allow me into their home

and that somehow made it so much worse

i killed nilsine with an arrow, nobody heard a thing, and i ran for it before anyone saw me in there or realized what had happened

muiri gave me a special ring as a “symbol of her affection” for doing this, which i think is about the biggest sign i coulda hoped for lmao

i held off on considering marriage for the time though and finally decided i had to go back to windhelm to see if there was anything i could do to make amends to the shatter-shields even though they shouldn’t know it was me/make sure i didnt get seen by a guard without realizing it or something (though it wouldn’t probably matter anyway, guards saw me leave the orphanage immediately after grelod’s death and shrugged that off, so,)

my name’s still clear in windhelm, but...

tova committed suicide after she discovered what happened

she couldn’t cope with losing another daughter

so now the father is the only one left, coping with. the death of his entire family occurring within like a couple months

i didnt see what happened here i came back later so i dont know if this is something you can possibly stop or if its possible to witness the moment they find nilsine or tova’s suicide or if this just Inevitably happens whenever you come back

i feel terrible about this but theres. not really any going back now,

so. i went back to muiri

i dont know if this is what everyone says or not but her response was just. “i mean, yeah, why wouldn’t I be” i love her lmao

i wouldnt choose to get married in riften if it was up to me but thats how it be in skyrim i guess

my babies are here!!!! what!!!!

and a. random guy i dont recognize lmao :’)

just wandered in to see what was going on i guess. or maybe we’re friends and i forgot who he is entirely which would be kind of sad :’ )

maybe it was my long lost father... slipped out before i ever had the chance to realize it

however i actually. ended up doing this scene twice because, fun fact, there’s a glitch where if you don’t manage to catch up to your spouse to talk about where to live before they leave the chapel they can just fucking Disappear sometimes, :’  ) i couldnt find her anywhere after the wedding and finally looked it up and apparently she just fell into the void so i had to reload and run it again. we’re double married now

planned better this time and dressed better but anyway that elf guy didn’t appear this time but some other guy did, who i ALSO cant quite identify, he looks. maybe. kind of like lucas valerian? who is actually a friend to me and was one of the first friends i made so it’d decently make sense for him to come to my wedding, but weird if he came and camilla didn’t, and im not even sure thats him anyway, so i dont know what happened here all around

muiri’s mentor lady came too though which was sweet

im spinning this kind of as... like, medea was so drawn to her and felt so strongly for her she couldn’t bring herself to disappoint her and this was an eye opener for them both as a kind of. “look what kind of people we’ve let ourselves become” and their marriage as a new beginning, love coming from a place of desperation and darkness, starting over and hoping that the divines will forgive what they’ve done

medea’s not leaving the brotherhood but i mmmmmight try to be a little more careful about who i kill

i had intended for her to come live with me in markarth, she’s in on my. assassin life so having kind of this Other Side to my life made sense but... she met my kids at the wedding i guess and she wanted to live with them... which is really cute,

it feels really weird having this huge fancy house all to myself (and uh. argis, i guess) in markarth and having my wife and kids (and lydia, and a fox) all squished into the honestly kinda run-down whiterun house though i think im gonna work on getting the solitude house for them bc its. safer there than in markarth i feel like and ive heard thats like the fanciest/biggest house

there she is..... my Wife

she also sells things now but i feel bad accepting it when she gives me “my share” of the profit like.... babe thats your money i have so much adventuring money and i didnt do shit to help earn that,

i buy things from her sometimes but i refuse to sell her stuff bc i dont want to take any more of her money :’ )

even tho it. doesnt really matter, its video games, i know, but

found lucia, the fox, and muiri all on the bed at once

lydia was just standing like this for a rly long time after muiri moved in i guess she was suspicious but chilled out eventually :’)

gettin along finally

i just realized if we move to solitude lydia’s gonna get left behind though :(

i mean ill still come visit her but. upsetting

my one issue is that muiri still keeps saying “thank you for solving my-....problem.” every time i come in speaking distance of her which is. weird given that its the same line she had before we were married, like, she apparently doesnt get any new things to say, and is Really repetitive (imagine living in a small space with your partner and they say the same sentence with the same intonation every time you step within like 2 feet of them. how long til that gets old, do you think, ) and also its just like??? girl let that go we gotta stop dwelling on this or the kids are gonna start questioning what apparently massively important problem mommy solved

idk why she was laying on the floor but anyway my kids have started calling her “mama” now too and im not crying or anything