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Welp I finished Assistant To The Villain. Again.

Honestly very rude of the ending to not change like how dare you hurt me again

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"Um, yes-- The blood's not great...but I was referring to the fact that you look like you were carved out marble, and I just think that as a rule of thumb, inherently evil people should be grotesque-looking." "You just can't kill people and be pretty. It's confusing." "You think I'm pretty?" "That's not a think scenario--that's objective. Look how symmetrical your cheekbones are."

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Think of me, when you're with the trees.

THINK OF ME, WHEN YOU'RE WITH THE TREES

I HATE THIS STUPID BOOK, IM CRYING

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Petition to get Kingsley a sign that says kiss and watch the caos unfold.

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One thing I want but probably most likely won't get though I think would be really funny if it happened in Accomplice To The Villain is Evie and Trystan getting married mid battle or something just like Elizabeth Swann and Will Turner in Pirates of the "Caribbean: At World's End".

It's just so funny to imagine and 100% something they would so do.

Who would be Barbossa in this scenario? Probably Kingsley if he's human by that point. He is a prince so he should legally be allowed? And I do see him going "I'm a bit busy right now!" and "You may kiss- You may kiss- Just kiss!"

Edit: And before you say "Don't they need to date first", very bold of you actually to assume that Trystan wouldn't accidentally say "Marry me" instead of "Be with me" because his one singular braincell goes on time out whenever Evie and emotions are involved.

And bold of you to assume Evie wouldn't just go "WHAT?! You just skipped so many steps!! Actually no I'll take it while I can YES LET'S GET MARRIED!" while Trystan is trying to explain himself because who knows WHEN he'll manage to propose again and Evie is nothing but an opportunity grabber.

Meanwhile everyone else is fighting for their life and going "Congratulations guys we're all overjoyed BUT SERIOUSLY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO WHY ARE YOU BOTH LIKE THIS!?!?!"

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Vintage Jayce and Viktor, in their early days

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so I've been calling Dragon Age: The Veilguard nothing but "Dave" for the last few months and my brother turned it into a meme and I'm dying

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did I doodle this mostly so I had an excuse to draw this spite reaction image?

(YES HAHAHA YES!!!)

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The Formless One is the best boss fight ever put in dragon age, not because of the fight itself (it's actually annoying as hell) but for the fact that the damn thing sends you hate mail after you beat it. That's fucking hilarious.

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I find it really funny that the last two Dragon Age games have advisors to guide them through the game. Like the Hero of Fereldan got a brief introduction and a slap on the ass before being immediately placed in charge.

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neve and davrin about setting up a shop together after everything is done

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well... the concepts done.

is it mad to try and handpaint Vi`s tattoos on a sweater?

maybe.

will i do it regardless?

yes.

will i loose my mind halfway through and regret all my life choices?

also yes.

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I dont wanna be woRKING I WANT TO PAINT

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I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

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art by @ChaoticLyn