#thank you for coming to my platypus talk

[aithusiel]

Now that Phineas and Ferb is trending this is a great time to remind you all:

Platypus' are ACTUALLY TEAL under UV light. This was discovered AFTER the show aired.

Look at the boi go. Just a regular platypus.

[mymiraclebox]

If you could make a balanced team of 18 members (like the canon paris super hero team) out of every miraculouses you made who would you pick? (Atleast 1-2 alphas 1-2 elementals 1-2 timekeepers and the rest are delta)

Graay the Wolf (Order) - Is there bias because he's my favorite? Yes, but I also do think that the Balance Duo's powers would be very useful in part of a team. While not able to full on reverse everything like Miraculous Ladybug can, the Wolf's powers do allow their holders to preserve locations so no harm comes to them in the first place.

Prrysm the Platypus (Chaos) - If Order is chosen, then Chaos needs to be there as well. Also the unpredictability of Chaos' abilities does make it versatile, and can be a good way to nullify enemies' abilities.

Emburr the Phoenix (Fire) - All Elementals are very powerful, so I definitely think others could be placed here as well, but I chose Fire for its ability to summon an ally, and being able to freely use fire powers without burning everything down thanks to the Alphas.

Keena the Lynx (Intuition) - For a team build, being able to sense to sense the near future and direct danger would be a great defensive power to have. Perhaps not the same raw power as say the Rabbit, but more useful for a team in battle.

Zipp the Dragonfly (Progression) - Like with the Lynx, I feel the Dragonfly's ability can be very useful in the field. Speed is a great advantage to have, and he's able to grant such with his manipulation of time.

Harmonee the Ant (Cooperation) - If you’re talking about a balanced team, I think Harmonee should always be here. Her powers allow teams to work together in perfect harmony, and can let the whole team be fully aware of information immediately, like anything the Lynx might sense.

Belaa the Jaguar (Imperception) - Allows one to completely avoid detection in any form, perfect for undercover missions or sneaking up on foes.

Sorren the Falcon (Observation) - Ability to see anywhere at once is a great tactical advantage, but its even better when paired with the Ant, allowing all teammates to use that information innately at once.

Tyyto the Owl (Secrets) - When you have a big team full of secret identities, having a power that can make it so people can't reveal such Secrets could be lifesaving if outsiders learn anything. Also Tyyto's other powers are good for intel gathering, which can immediately be shared with the whole team through the Ant.

Sannar the Axolotl (Restoration) - With no Miraculous Ladybugs around I'd say it’s important to have a healer.

Snapp the Crab (Adaptation) - Snapp is a common pick for me with questions like this, but when isn't getting the exact ability you need at that moment not useful?

Yanna the Bison (Victory) - Why have luck on your side when you can have Victory herself? While not a guaranteed win, you do get your team energized, and gain the ability to always claim your Prize.

Kaanda the Rhino (Augmentation) - There's a lot of fun and powerful abilities to choose from, but honestly I don't think you can go wrong with just a simple "grow big and attack". Also I feel a strong offensive ability is needed, along with the fact that this power would pair well with the Wolf's, keeping the Rhino from causing harm to the environment from their enhanced size.

Olivv the Dove (Peace) - Like a strong offense, I think a strong defense is needed as well. Not only can the Dove lessen tensions, but it can also create a space where anyone can find Peace and safety; and seeing how big this team is I am assuming they might be in a highly populated area, so I can see a shelter like this being necessary.

Ziibi the Otter (Transformation) - First of all shapeshfiting is awesome. Second of all it provides a lot of versatility and opportunities in a fight.

Aynna the Scarab (Reflection) - With the Scarab's ability to deflect and redirect attacks, they could make for a good defensive addition to the team, especially out in the battlefield.

Acce the Thylacine (Isolation) - Got a problem that's hard to take care of immediately? Pop it out of existence for a bit!

Verr the Gorilla (Sacrifice) - Verr doesn't offer the most diverse powers, but he does provide a golden opportunity to instantly take down a dangerous threat. I think his powers fit really well here, with a large team being able to protect the user after they faint, without making much of a dent in their numbers.

It was more difficult than I thought with not using any canon powers in this lineup, as Miraculous Ladybug is just so good of a power, the Bee is OP, and the Ox and Turtle have probably some of the best defensive abilities. I decided to opt out of any emotion-based abilities for this team with my inclusion of the Ant, as Hivemind nulls the effectiveness of such on the team with positive emotions, or could risk breaking the Hivemind with more negative emotions. I was also considering my Pangolin for a defensive ability (she's able to manipulate present physical barriers), but I think the Wolf's preservation powers would override hers. That also eliminated other abilities that could impact the landscape; such as Earth, Growth, or Corrosion. Overall I also tried to avoid overly similar powers, like since I had Cooperation, I didn't see the need to add Connections or Loyalty to the roster, etc.

[museoftheprophet]

Hello! :3

there's not really any point to this except to say I think you're sooper cool and that the way you dress and style and things and just you're whole aesthetic is so gender 💕 /p /nr

and also to ask: what's your view on copinglinks of yourself? since you don't want doubles to interact, and I'm just curious if it would count for copinglinks too, since I don't want to make you uncomfy or anything /nfta

anyways I hope you're having a good day/night/evening or whatever time you are in right now! bye bye :D

HII THIS MADE MY DAY WHEN I SAW IT THANK YOU EEEEEP :3!!!!

When it comes to friends and mutuals, my stance on doubling follows a logic of… like… ok. I’m gonna explain it in a silly way so bear with me here. Y’know Perry the Platypus? When he’s not wearing the fedora, it’s like… yeah that’s just a normal platypus. Totally safe. Nothing to fear here. Normal platypus that could not possibly harm me.

But then he puts on the fedora and OH MY GOD ITS PERRY THE PLATYPUS????? MY ARCH NEMESIS PERRY THE PLATYPUS?????? UNSAFE OH GOD OH NO RUN AWAYYYYYY

That. Basically. As long as the metaphorical fedora is not actively on your head I am usually ok (aka I can’t talk about the doubling of interact as doubles) (I know it’s so silly, my brain is unfortunately abnormal about it 😅)

[gyumazing]

TXT's REACTION WHEN YOU MESSAGE THEM "I FEEL TIRED"

(THEY'RE YOUR BROTHERS • Mostly about how they will cheer you up)

BEOMGYU

YOU: Hey, Oppa...

BEOMGYU: ?

YOU: I'm so tired.

YOU: I want to cry

BEOMGYU: Huh? Why?

BEOMGYU: What happened?

BEOMGYU: Is everything alright?

BEOMGYU: Y/N?

BEOMGYU: Y/N????

BEOMGYU: WHERE ARE YOU???

BEOMGYU: Y/N!! 😡😡

YOU: Calm down, old man.

BEOMGYU: the audacity

YOU: 🙄

BEOMGYU: What happened?

BEOMGYU: Speak, or forever hold your silence.

YOU: Why am I even taking to you

BEOMGYU: Idk either

BEOMGYU: jk

BEOMGYU: What is it?

YOU: 😐

BEOMGYU: Sorry for joking around.

BEOMGYU: What is it, really? What happened?

YOU: I've been very unproductive lately. I feel tired, drained, and confused.

BEOMGYU: *sends cat pictures*

YOU: Dude, seriously?

BEOMGYU: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY???

YOU: You're unbelievable...

BEOMGYU: Heyyyy

BEOMGYU: Sorry

BEOMGYU: I thought it would cheer you up ☹️

BEOMGYU: Like, I genuinely thought it would make you a feel little bit better. U lyk cats right??? ☹️☹️☹️

YOU: Nvm

YOU: I'm sorry too.

YOU: The cat made me smile a little...

BEOMGYU: That's good to hear.

BEOMGYU: Wanna go out?

YOU: Sure...

YOU: Your treat, right?

BEOMGYU: U r unbElievAble

YOU: Okay.

YOU: Your treat.

YOU: I'll be ready in 20 minutes

BEOMGYU: 👍🏼

+x+

SOOBIN

YOU: Soobs...

SOOBIN: Y/N...

YOU: I'm tired

SOOBIN: Me too...

YOU: Oppa, are you okay?

SOOBIN: Yeah 😎

YOU: Take the sunglasses off

SOOBIN: 😭

YOU: Naurrr

YOU: Cuz same ☹️

YOU: Is this sIbLing G0aL$?

SOOBIN: I guess?

SOOBIN: Anyways, what happened? What made you feel tired?

YOU: Idk actually. I am so unproductive lately. I feel so empty.

YOU: You?

SOOBIN: I feel so pressured to do good. I feel so pressured with all of my responsibilities as the leader.

SOOBIN: I feel tired too.

YOU: ☹️☹️

YOU: #SiblingGoals 💯💯

YOU: #MomWouldBeSoProud

YOU: Where are you?

SOOBIN: In my room

YOU: Wdym in your room? Here at home or in your dorm room at Seoul?

SOOBIN: I legit brought you chicken wings when I went home yesterday...

YOU: You're here at home?

SOOBIN:🤦🏻‍♂️

YOU:🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

SOOBIN: Where are you?

YOU: In my room...

YOU: Hello?

YOU: OPPA? ARE YOU THERE?

YOU: Where did you go?

SOOBIN: *Sends a pic of your room's door*

YOU: ?

SOOBIN: Go out

YOU: You're outside my room?

SOOBIN: No shit, Sherlock.

YOU: Y tho?

SOOBIN: go out

SOOBIN: Let's go snowboarding

+x+

TAEHYUN

YOU: Hey, Oppa. Are u at home?

TAEHYUN: Sorry late reply. What's up, Y/N?

TAEHYUN: Yeah. I'm at home.

YOU: You busy?

TAEHYUN: Not really. Why?

YOU: Can I vent?

TAEHYUN: YEAH?

YOU: I feel so tired lately. I want to cry.

TAEHYUN: Are you coming home today?

YOU: Can I?

TAEHYUN: Can you?

YOU: Yeah, I guess.

YOU: I only have one class tomorrow. Maybe I'll just skip it.

TAEHYUN: Okay. Let's talk about this over ice cream.

TAEHYUN: Mint chocolate, right?

YOU: YES 🤩🤩

YOU: But, we can eat cookies and cream instead if you want...

TAEHYUN: It's fine.

TAEHYUN: Where are you now exactly?

YOU: Outside school.

YOU: I'm waiting for the bus

YOU: It's so fucking cold.

TAEHYUN: Go to the nearest seven eleven

YOU: Istg

YOU: I don't have enough money left to buy you foods, Tyun.

TAEHYUN: Dummy

TAEHYUN: I'll fetch you there. Wait at the nearest seven eleven store and drink some latte.

TAEHYUN: I'll buy fries on the way.

TAEHYUN: What do you wanna eat?

YOU: YOU'RE REALLY GONNA DRIVE 3 HOURS JUST TO FETCH ME 😭

YOU: 😭😭

YOU: ❤️🤩❤️🤩❤️🤩❤️🤩❤️

YOU: YOU ARE NOT THE WORST SIBLING AFTER ALL

TAEHYUN: 👍🏼

YOU: 🤩

TAEHYUN: Where did you put your knitted sweater? Do you want me to bring that or the black denim one instead?

YOU: The knitted sweater please.

YOU: THANK UUUUUU ✨✨

+x+

YEOJUN

YOU: Oppa

YOU: I'm so tired. I want to cry.

YEONJUN: *sends a picture of a finished bowl of ramen, placed on top of a mountain, with a gorilla and platypus dancing beside it*

YEONJUN: *sends a close up pic of the gorilla and platypus where they looked eerily realistic, with hair, texture, and pores visible on their faces*

YEOJUN: That's sad.

YEOJUN: Are you okay, Princess?

YOU: *replying to the pic* The heck is that??????????

YOU: *replying to the pic* You know what? Sometimes, I feel like you are butt sending your replies.

YOU: Dear lord, cleanse my eyes.

YEONJUN: Oops, my bad.

YEONJUN: That was meant for Beomgyu

YOU: That doesn't make things any better????

YOU: Because, wtf are you guys even talking about????

YEONJUN: ☺️ stuffs...

YEONJUN: Anyways, back to your problem.

YEOJUN: Why?

YEONJUN: What happened?

YEOJUN: Why do you feel tired?

YEOJUN: Is it tired like you're back is aching or tired that you just want to fall asleep and float around the Pacific ocean?

YEOJUN: HELLO?

YEONJUN: Y/N

YEOJUN: Hello?

YOU: damn

YOU: I literally just forgot what I was sulking about

YOU: Fuck that ramen animal zoo dancing thingy

YEOJUN: More like 'thank you'

YEOJUN: You sound like a dying hyena btw

YOU: ?

YEONJUN: I can hear your laughter from here

YEOJUN: 🤯

YEOJUN: Didn't know that this pic could cure sadness.

YOU: WOW AMAZING

YEOJUN: Wanna eat ramen?

YOU: 😬

YOU: PASS

YEOJUN: Come on. The picture is not even that bad.

YEOJUN: How could you possibly be bothered by that?

YOU: 🙄

YEOJUN: Come on. My treat

YOU: Now we're talking

+x+

HUENING KAI

YOU: Oppa...

KAI: Y/N...

YOU: I'm tried.

YOU: *Trd

YOU: ***tird

YOU: **TIRD

YOU: Dammit. This keyboard sucks.

KAI: Are you okay?

KAI: Do you mean you're 'tired'?

YOU: THANK GOD YOU'RE SMART

YOU: This keyboard is stupid

KAI: What happened?

KAI: *calling*

YOU: *decline*

KAI: Why aren't you answering?

YOU: I'm in class

KAI: Then why are you using your phone????

YOU: Because I want to vent

YOU: Can I vent?

KAI: You can

KAI: I'm always here to listen ❤️

KAI: It's okay. Everything's going to be alright.

YOU: shoot

YOU: prof almost caught me using my phone

YOU: 😭

KAI: Let's just talk about this at home later

YOU: Wait, I thought you won't be home until Friday?

KAI: Yeah

KAI: But, I just asked our manager and he told me that I have a free sched tomorrow.

KAI: Let's watch a movie!

YOU: Yes!

YOU: Finally, something worth looking forward to.

YOU: I miss you so much, Oppa 😭😭

KAI: I miss u too.

+x+

Bye... This is so random. I wrote this at school this afternoon. Anyways, good luck to our research paper chapter one. I hope things will turn out good this sem.

[ian-galagher]

TAG TIME!

Combining a few tag games all into one! 🥰🧡

First this amazing picrew! With LOTS of options, for all genders, with SO many animals, outfits, and extras that I could've made a 100!

Look guys I found Nemo 😭 a dinosaur is blow drying my hair for me and I've found a platypus and a barn owl 😭

Thank you for the tag Liz! @sweetbee78 🥰

I was tagged by lovelies Evie @energievie Harvey @mikhailoisbaby Coralie @shinygalaxyperson Ri @tanktopgallavich Emma @industrious-ian Kaka @stocious Lem @depressedstressedlemonzest 🥰

your first fandom(s): Buffy 🥰 I watched it from the very first episode. I was only 11 but boy did I love it!

your current fandom(s): Shameless

how did you first get into fandom? I was on here with a whooole bunch of other people for a fandom we can no longer talk about 😬🫣 and ONE of the people I followed switched to Shameless so for MONTHS I'd see Mickey and Ian making out on my dash between memes and cats.

I didn't know if the redhead was called Mickey or Ian, I had never heard their voices, but I was already rooting for them and then they got married right on my dash. That's when I went, alright, I gotta check this out...

It had to be a good show, right?! The gif sets looked so nice! There were a few where they were covered in blood that had me puzzled but other than that... And then I watched it... I BAWLED my way through those early series and I seriously don't know how any of you got through this WITHOUT knowing they'd end up getting married...

how long have you been engaging with fandom spaces? since 2006!

how often do you read fanfics? not as often as I'd like. I can't really read while I write because I struggle to keep track of every thread I'm weaving while writing and if I get lost in another world... things get messy, as @ms-moonlight-inn would say XD

top 3 characters from your current fandom(s): Ian & Mickey and their cat 😂 I bet they have one by now! (that's me getting away from having to decide between the other Gallaghers 😂)

have you ever written a fic for a fandom? if so, shout it out! Only for Shameless! I've always wanted to, but I never really felt inspired before. Chapter 8 of Africa goes up tomorrow 😁

have you ever drawn fanart for a fandom? I can't draw and I'm very grateful for all the wonderful artists out there who can!! 😌

share a personal headcanon that you feel very strongly about: so many!!!! Nothing comes to mind of course... 🫣

you’re trying to convince a friend to get into your current fandom(s) with you. what episode, clip, or scene are you showing them? chanting: dock scene dock scene DOCK SCENE DOCK SCENE

and finally, what does fandom mean to you? 🥺🧡 found family. It's the one place where everyone is like minded, where I don't have to worry about what I say, or fear that I'll be made fun of for what I say, where I get to relax, have fun, and be amazed every day at what you all bring to this fandom. You're all wonderful and I love you 🥰🧡

and finally, I was tagged by Nosho @creepkinginc Paola @mishervellous Coralie @shinygalaxyperson Evie @energievie Myn @vintagelacerosette Harvey @mikhailoisbaby Deena @suzy-queued Rita @sickness-health-all-that-shit Lem @depressedstressedlemonzest Ri @tanktopgallavich Becki @francesrose3 🥰

Rules: list eight shows for your followers to get to know you better💕

Shameless

Parks & Rec

The Office

Buffy

B99

Scrubs

Our Flag Means Death

Planet Earth 😁

[fangirlwriting-stories]

One of My Biggest Heroes

Summary: After Christmas Day festivities are done, Candace, Ferb, and Phineas have a talk about personal heroes.

…

Despite the long night they had, Candace, Phineas, and Ferb all got up early for Christmas.  It was tradition, they had to.  Mom made them all eat breakfast before they opened presents, but after that they got the day to enjoy all the gifts they’d gotten.  Candace wore her new earrings from Jeremy and painted her nails with the polish Mom had gotten her, while Phineas and Ferb took their toys outside to bounce around on the snow.  (Candace let them just this once, though it would no doubt end up being bust worthy, knowing the two of them.  It was Christmas, after all.)

Phineas and Ferb came inside after a couple hours, shivering and bright-eyed.  Candace was sipping the hot cocoa Mom had just finished making, and slid Phineas and Ferb’s mugs over to them as they came over the table now snow-covered gear free.

“Thanks Candace,” Phineas said, beaming at her before sliding into a seat at the end of the table and taking a sip.  Ferb gave her an appreciative nod before doing the same, climbing into the seat next to her.

“Boy,” Phineas said, leaning forward on the table as Mom went to put their coats and mittens in the wash.  “Last night was something, huh?”

“You’re telling me,” Candace muttered.  “I would’ve sworn Santa Claus wasn’t actually real, you know.”

“Come on Candace, you should know better than that,” Phineas said, giving her a slightly teasing smile.  “After everything we’ve seen?”

“Yeah, yeah,” Candace said, waving him off.  “Figures you’d ask for something like to be like Santa Claus.”

“He’s a big hero of mine,” Phineas pointed out, taking another drink of cocoa.

“He said,” Candace said with a nod.  “I’ll be honest, I was expecting someone more science-y, or inventor-y.”

“Oh I’ve got those too,” Phineas said, setting his mug down.  “Professor Xavier Onassis, Rosalind Franklin, Isaac Newton—”

“Didn’t you prove him wrong?”

Phineas shrugged.  “He had to give us something to prove wrong first.  I’m not going to look down on someone who revolutionized science in his time.”

“Fair enough,” Candace said.  After a second, she turned to Ferb, suddenly curious.  “What about you, Ferb?  Who’s your biggest hero?”

“Well personally I’m fond of George Shaw,” Ferb said.  “He’s behind the earliest surviving depictions of an animal previously thought to be a hoax.”

“Oh?” Candace asked curiously.

Ferb nodded.  “The platypus,” he said, with a small smile over at Perry, who was still sleeping in the living room.

Candace snorted.  “You sap.”

“Well what about you, Candace?” Phineas asked, leaning over towards her.  “If we’re naming biggest heroes.”

Candace paused, considering.  Once she would have said the Flawless Girl, but that ship had sailed a long time ago.  And she was usually too focused on busting her brothers to really consider the people she looked up to.  Most of her life consisted of them, and Jeremy and Stacy, and…

“Mom,” Candace said hesitantly.

It was Ferb’s turn to snort at her, and Candace may not have been as good at reading him as Phineas was, but she could still tell what that look meant: And you called me a sap.

“What, I mean it!” Candace said.  “She puts up with a lot from us sometimes, but she’s still a really great Mom.  I want to be a Mom like her someday.  Well, with at least one significant difference.”

Phineas laughed, though Candace doubted he knew exactly what she meant.

“Okay, explain though,” she said, using her hot cocoa mug to gesture towards Phineas.  “Santa Claus.  Why him?”

Phineas smiled.  “He’s all about helping people.  He can do amazing things, but he uses all of his skills to make other people happy.”

Candace smiled warmly at Phineas and reached over to ruffle his hair.  “Sounds like someone else I know,” she said.

Phineas smiled back at her.  “Aww, thanks Candace.”

Candace smiled at him for one more second, and then was about to turn and take another drink of hot cocoa, when suddenly Ferb nudged Phineas in the side.

“Yes, alright,” Phineas said, looking at Ferb in slight exasperation.

“What?” Candace asked, a little confused.

“You’re wrong, is what Ferb wants me to tell you,” Phineas said, looking back at her.

Candace blinked.  “Wrong about what?”

“You’re wrong in regards to Santa being my biggest hero,” Phineas said, rubbing the back of his neck.  “He’s really up there, maybe even second place, but well, I mean… you’re my biggest hero, Candace.”

Candace stared at him.  “I… I am?” she asked softly.

Phineas nodded, smiling warmly up at her.  “I wish I could take the world on with as much determination and confidence as you,” he said.  “You do so many cool things, and you’re so insistent on what’s important to you, and you go after what you want no matter how hard it’s going to be.  You’re inspiring, Candace.”

Candace just stared at him, having no clue what to say.  “I… thank you,” she managed eventually.

Phineas just smiled wider at her, then hopped up and moved over towards her, wrapping her in a hug.  “Merry Christmas,” he said.

After another second, Candace smiled and wrapped her arms back around Phineas, then pulled Ferb into the hug too.  “Merry Christmas, guys,” she said softly.  “I’m so glad I get to have you as my little brothers.”

[theramblingsofadork]

Time for another AU dynamic drop~!

One of my favorite friendships within the competition group is between Starline and Hex.

While Starline really doesn’t take much of a notice of the little rat at first, too focused on trying to get everyone to follow his plan, he does eventually take note when he sees Hex’s work. Kid’s talented, shockingly so for one his age.

Then he learns from Lug that Hex is debating dropping out of the competition, and goes to talk to him. There, he learns why he joined in the first place, and unintentionally ends up becoming a sort of a big brother/mentor to him for the remainder of the competition.

———————————————————————

📙📗 (Writing Drabble) An Encouraging Word

“People don’t take me seriously because they think I’m too young.” Hex grumpily said as he mashed away at the buttons of his game pad. His eyes narrowed at the flashing ships exploding on the screen. “They always say “I’ll never make it, or I won’t be able to contribute anything worth of value until I’m grown up.”

“I thought by joining this competition I might be able to prove them wrong—that I’m just as capable as they are, but even you guys don’t take me seriously. So then, what’s the point of trying anymore?”

Starline blinked in surprise at the rat’s words, suddenly realizing that this was because the group brushed him off the other day when they all got into thar ugly argument over workflow.

v v v v

He in particular may have said something rather sharp to Hex in his irritation, even if it had been more to keep yet another voice from bombarding him with more info than he could deal with at the time.

Even so, it still had been detrimental to the kid. It was clear that Hex not being given a voice had been hurting the kid for a while now. He was purposefully limiting himself and staying silent because of how he knew the world and his family viewed him and his skills.

…And, Starline supposed he now did the exact same thing. The platypus huffed and frowned. Well, he certainly couldn’t let that stand.

“Hex, I can understand how that conversation may have come across to you.. I certainly said some things I regret in the heat of the moment.. but believe it or not, it’s not that we don’t take up seriously because of your age. Seriously. That’s what everyone’s so hung up about?”

He laughs and leans on the railing. “The absurdity. They simply don’t recognize genius when they see it.”

“Huh?” Hex’s attention is perked.

“Oh certainly. I’ve seen your work, and I can confidently say that I’ve never met a more talented coder and hacker than yourself. If anything, I’d say your age makes what you do even more impressive.”

Hex stops mashing his buttons, squinting in confusion before he stares at the platypus suspiciously. “Wait.. really?”

“Of course!” Starline flashes his trademark, confident smirk.

“You’re.. not just saying that to make me feel better?” Hex presses, not convinced.

“Perish the thought!” Starline exclaims with a dramatic flourish. “I acknowledge I haven’t been… the best at being open to hearing everyone’s ideas.. But your ability with hacking and coding is quite unique, unsurpassed by only a choice few. Anyone who thinks you’re too young to do anything worthwhile and dismisses what you have to offer for that, is either a fool, or just plain jealous of your natural prowess.”

He smiles. “Believe me, Hex. You have a bright future ahead of you.”

“Oh..” Hex flushes in embaressment, looking as if Starline has just opened his mind to a whole new world. The rat gives a small grin as he looks back at his game pad.

“Heh... well… thanks. You’re the first person to say that to me besides Lug. It.. means a lot.”

“Of course! Us geniuses have to stick together after all!”

Hex laughs. There’s a pause, then he pipes up again, seemingly more encouraged. “…Hey, do you think I could show you a personal project of mine sometime? I’d like it if you could check over my work and give me some tips.”

“Oh? Why I’d be delighted.“ Starline replies.

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And from that day on, Starline makes sure to try and let him be part of the planning and conversations going forward. It makes Hex happy.

While the intent of his speech was still very much to encourage Hex to not drop out of the competition, as it’d put them at a huge disadvantage— (Lug would leave with him)— most of WHAT Starline says to him is still shockingly genuine.

Starline sees true promise in Hex, and at times, the kid reminds him of himself. Once small and brilliant, but written off by those with power and authority. “Balderdash to that—” he scoffs with a snort. “Ignore the naysayers and prove them all wrong!” He tells Hex definitively.

(He probably also references a certain young yellow fox in there as extra encouragement, since Tails and Hex are of similar age and he knows Tails has quite a track record himself.)

Hex opens up to him after that conversation. Becomes a chatterbox, going on about complicated coding things and getting Starline’s input on builds since he now knows he’s one of the few older people who will take him seriously and be willing to discuss with him.

This does unfortunately make Lug a bit jealous, seeing as he was Hex’s best friend first and foremost, but he tries hard to not take it personally. “I’m just glad he has someone else to talk to.” He tells Rivet and Charge one day.

[pftones3482]

Don't mind me, just critically analyzing one of my favorite Phineas and Ferb songs of all time (Let's Spend Half a Day, by Kate Pierson, from the episode "Perry the Actorpus")

The song overall sounds like it's from Phineas and Ferb's perspective, with the constant use of the word "we" and "our," and while the majority of the second half is, I'd like to draw your attention to the opening lines of the song:

"I don't wanna sound halfhearted, I think you already know

I couldn't be there when we started, but that was half a day ago."

The lines use the singular - they're from Perry's perspective. The remainder of the song is including the boys and Perry, but the opening lines are specifically focused on Perry.

This is one of the only episodes where Perry is actually with Phineas and Ferb for the majority of their screen time, and we know that he has expressed in multiple scenes across the series that he wishes he could be with them more often. And while he does have to leave in the end, Monogram literally has to beg him to, and he hesitates before running off.

We all know that Perry is very dedicated to his job - but it's nice to see episodes where we're reminded that he genuinely loves his boys and likes hanging out with them as much as they do him. Also the song is a banger.

[thesnowidol4life]

Rui Kamishiro is Phineas and Ferb kin that’s it that’s the post

[homestuck-word-counter]

And I, like an insane person, decided to do all of this.

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

“Perry is strictly professional and also a platypus”

I love the fact that “professional” is the first reason and “platypus” is the second, because this is extremely plausible for Perry.

“Yeah no I can’t fuck I’m on duty”.

Did you know that…?

1.Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil anymore,allowing Perry to date him

2.Romance betweet animal/human isn’t frowned upon in the Dwampyverse

we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects, albeit played for laughs

one of Doofenshmirtz’ dates ditched him for a whale

we are talking about a universe where this is canon

for god’s sake

Look, I’m not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although I’m very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????

It’s the ice cream machine,and her name is Carla

Let us also pop bottles for the time Doofenshmirtz had to help his ex-thwarty call’s current nemesis become desirable for punching again. 

I thought Perry was with the Panda?

That’s a funny history actually.Peter the Panda is also dating his respective nemesis,he even got to met his parents

‘‘our boy is all grown up’‘ ‘‘why is he a panda bear’‘

had me crying

I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.

what the fuck is going on in Phineas and Ferb

#wait doof isnt evil anymore what

@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphy’s law season 2 to know what’s going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ‘’Professor Time’’ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.

and he is trying to be a good guy now

also there’s 2 more time lines where he ends up good

1.Science teacher

2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)

this universe is big and vast and doesn’t end at Phineas and Ferb

Okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals/inanimate objects doesn’t mean it’s normal.

I mean, in our universe, someone wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower.

yeah..but you see..there’s this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesn’t have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you can’t compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case

Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, “basic” for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn’t human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if we’re going by the anthropological definition of “human” (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means “human.” He’s just… A Human Platypus. …?

What the fuck became of my post

sorry im really passionate about my phineas and ferb lore

Also Doof is legally an Ocelot

Logan that only raises more questions on an already strange post

It’s canon. In the OWCA Files. Him legally being an ocelot is what allows him to be an agent.

What the FUCK

Yeah, in one part of his long, tragic backstory, he was abandon and raised by ocelots

I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing

Okay, was anybody going to tell me that dr doof became a time traveller?

or was I just supposed to read that in a post about the possibility of doof and perry dating

@/looney-mooney I agree with this vit there’s one thing, even if Perry has amazing deductive reasoning he has to at least fall to one trap. That’s just the law of nature.

@/oceanic-panic-panic bold of you to assume that Perry doesn’t let himself get trapped on purpose at least 2/3 of the time. Perry always escapes the traps. And he always waits for Doofenshmirtz to finish monologuing before escaping from them. It’s part of their routine, something they both expect: Perry bursts in, gets trapped, patiently listens to doof’s rant of the day, escapes the trap, fights his nemesis, and blows up the Inator. Whenever this routine is broken, they work to maintain it anyway - I can think of at least like 3 instances where Perry purposefully, politely traps himself, and several more where Doofenshmirtz gets impatient and sets Perry free from the trap himself so they can fight.

Perry getting trapped isn’t a sign of some intellectual folley - it’s a sign of his incredible problem-solving skills that he can escape them so easily, and a sign of his social intelligence that he knows to politely wait until his nemesis is ready to stop venting and start fighting.

But why does Perry need to be trapped for his nemesis to vent? Easy. Doofenshmirtz is a victim of severe child abuse, and needs to feel as though he’s somewhat in control of the situation before allowing himself to be vulnerable. Perry being trapped makes him feel safe, and Perry catches on to this. It’s an intricate social dance that none of his coworkers have mastered, the ability to communicate with and accomidate for a villain with special needs. And though it takes the whole summer, they eventually don’t even need the traps, because Perry makes Heinz feel safe.

You know, having you around just makes me feel, you know, safer.

I mean, back on the Peter the Panda line, being a nemesis was always supposed to be analogous to being in a relationship anyway. I think of this way more as an “arranged relationship turns to true love” story than an “enemies to lovers” one.

‘’You probably look at Perry the Platypus and me and think it’s a match made in heaven. But it wasn’t always this way. Back in the day, O.W.C.A. assigned agents willy-nilly, with no regard for personality conflicts or basic compatibility issues … like a bad blind date!

Why, when I first met Perry the Platypus, I didn’t even know what kind of an animal he was. Who’s ever heard of a teal platypus?! And I gotta tell you, he got on my last nerve … always staring at me, judging me. You know how he is.

Well, I was ready to call it quits. I even called Major Monogram to see if I could get another nemesis assigned. Something a little less semiaquatic. But thank goodness, Francis said to give it a little more time to see if things could work themselves out. And you know what? They did!

Now I wouldn’t trade my nemesis for anyone in the world. Oh, sure, he still infuriates me and I try to eliminate him on a daily basis, but that’s just what I do.

So, if your first encounter with your mortal foe isn’t perfect, don’t despair! It gets better … usually.’’

I’d say both are correct

Me knowing almost nothing about Phineas and Ferb but reading this entire post anyway

#doof and perrys routine thing is just foreplay

Foeplay*

where’s that post about the OWCA agents just being emotional support animals for the “evil” scientists

HERE

I’m surprised at how nobody mentioned how much the show ships them itself. It’s not just the fans’ whim

Oh, Perry the Platapus, look at us. We're fighting over the remote like an old married couple.

You never meant to work with me, did you, Perry the heartbreaker? Yes, go. Go back to your agency with their... Their uncool acronyms! Just remember, we once had something special!

WELL, THERE'S A PANDA IN MY CLOSET

AND A PANDA PAW PRINT ON MY CHEEK.

BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

dress sort of suits if you know you just accentuate the positives as they say

Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.

He gets that from you you know.

SLAP YOURSELF

I'd just built an inator. I called it the Babe-inator!

No, it's not what you think

(Not pictured: the whole Peter the Panda’s arc)

In conclusion: The show wants you to ship them

EVERYBODY WAKE UP. It’s canon now. (one sided at least) Checkmate. The post is over

Doof loves his enemy

I FINALLY SAW THIS IN PERSON AND IT’S GOTTEN EVEN BETTER!!!

IT JUST KEEPS GOING???

Do you like the colors of Perryshmirtz?

phineas and ferb heritage post

🏠One thousand five-hundred and four of these words are in Homestuck!🏠

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

[hewwocopter]

Hot take: Goku adopts a pet penguin

[willyoubemybuddy]

So I'm watching this show called Bondi Vet (S06 E17). And just learned that male platypuses have venomous spurs on their back legs.

While not fatal to humans the venom is extremely extremely painful apparently, people have supposedly begged for their limbs to be cut off, and not even morphine can relieve it. The most effective pain relievers do not relieve the pain from platypus venom! And the pain can last for weeks or months!

There is also no anti-venom for it.

Female platypuses however do not have these venomous spurs, they're apparently born with rudimentary numbs, but they fall off before adulthood.

Which means... Perry the platypus... Is actually a female. I mean, I know Phineas and Ferb's parents were rather oblivious to all their antics, but I can't imagine they'd get them an excruciatingly venomous animal... Ignoring the fact the having a pet platypus is illegal as well. And they would die rather quickly irl.

I mean, I can't remember any mention of Perry having venomous spurs.. also he never used them, even on people who truly deserved it.

[cavendish-dakota-central]

This feels like a good time to reiterate that:

Perry is trans

Perry has always been trans

Perry will always be trans

Even evidence from the show supports it

This is the hill I will die on

[star-anise]

Hey, thanks for speaking up. I apologize for the way I wrote about this, all slapdash and sloppy. I agree with your points! My phrasing was not trying to demonize personality disorders, although I realize it came out sounding that way. I think that, in broad strokes, we agree. I burned out of work as a therapist a couple years ago, and have gotten slightly rusty when it comes to communicating my ideas to a broader audience.

The overriding idea I was trying to express, and regret that I did not get across clearly enough, is that NPD and BPD are not 1) entirely bad, even at their worst, 2) resistant to change, or 3) permanent lifelong conditions that can never get better.

When I called BPD an "immutable curse", I was not representing my own assessment of it. It's not immutable, nor a curse. Unfortunately, back when I first studied Abnormal Psychology, that was essentially the way my professor described it. The view of people with BPD as "impossible" and "nightmare clients" was a very widespread attitude many therapists would discuss openly, without receiving any significant pushback from their peers.

They were wrong. As it turns out, that was a skill issue on their part. It was therapists with BPD themselves who worked to establish treatments that could reliably and predictably help to take people whose lives were in constant crisis to a place where they were confidently able to face life's ups and downs and get the kinds of belonging and acceptance they wanted.

The biggest miscommunication here was when I talked about NPD and BPD as things that could be "fully treatable", in the sense that you could have BPD, go to therapy, and then not have BPD anymore. That is a massive oversimplification. You're right that treatment can't entirely wipe the damage of early childhood trauma away and completely re-structure someone's personality, so that things like self-worth and intimacy just aren't difficult for them anymore.

It's more about the disorder going into remission, where the most problematic and damaging parts have backed off and stopped significantly impairing someone's happiness and functioning. It can always relapse, and the underlying issues that made it a risk in the first place might still be there, but it can stop being particularly relevant all the time.

I think that it makes perfect sense to use diagnoses as a nexus for community, self-advocacy, and identity. To be able to say, "Hi, yes, I'm the person you'd stick with that label, question your assumptions." I think that so long as that continues to serve you and the community of people like you, that's a really good idea. I don't want to come across as saying the way you relate to those labels is wrong, because for you, it isn't.

My approach to diagnostic labels is honestly based on extreme skepticism of them. Like yes, neurodivergence and different psychological conditions exist, no doubt; but I am really not persuaded that the mental health field is anywhere near able to accurately classify and describe them. We simply don't have enough knowledge to do it, and are like the field of biology back when it said there were mammals and not-mammals, and was about to get its whole mind blown by the existence of the platypus. What we call "depression" is probably twenty separate disorders stacked together under a big trenchcoat, the way "headache" can refer to a hangover, a migraine, a concussion, or a brain tumor.

In sum: I'm sorry. I will do my best to speak more carefully and mindfully about these issues. Thank you for being willing to speak up and advocate for yourself and your community. I think you're right and I agree with you on so many points. I hope that I can be a better ally and/or less bad obstacle in the future.

Currently getting my socks clean blown off by Rethinking Narcissism, by Dr. Craig Malkin. Which I found, in a roundabout way, from this video on Midsommar, grief, and narcissism.

Tonight I woke up from a nap and accidentally took my morning meds, so I'm going to be up for a few hours because of the meth. In place of sleep, I'll try to roughly sum up some basic ideas proposed by the research the book is based on:

That traits of "narcissism" like entitlement, grandiosity, and feeling special are not inherently toxic. There are times and places they are appropriate and beneficial. If you show up at a hospital with a gunshot wound to the chest, you should not sit and wait to be seen after people with earaches and coughs. (Actually, medical systems are designed to prioritize people with more urgent needs, and you qualify under that system. You are special and are deserving of different treatment than those others, which is why making your needs known, even insisting on it if you're not listened to appropriately the first time, is an extremely good idea. It keeps you from bleeding to death on the floor, and keeps the hospital from getting its pants sued off by your heirs.)

It is more useful to view "narcissism" not as an inherent immutable personality trait, but as a cluster of coping mechanisms. As previously stated, there are times they are exactly the right coping mechanism for the job. However, people we call "narcissists" tend to cling to these ones even when they become detrimental to themselves and others, often because they lack other ways of regulating their emotions and getting their needs met. And that is something they can change, if a person is willing to put in sincere and difficult work. It is not usually fast change; it's a matter of years, not weeks. But a skillbuilding approach turned Borderline Personality Disorder from an immutable curse to a fully treatable (though not quickly treatable) condition, and there's a lot of hope that it can do the same for Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

Meanwhile, there's an opposite end to the narcissism spectrum, and it is also pathological and destructive to hang out there all the time. It's an aversion, or even a resistance, to expecting yourself or other people to treat your own feelings, thoughts, ideas, needs, or preferences as important. For Greek mythology reasons, its proposed name is Echoism.

Unfortunately, because most of the damage echoism does is, by its very nature, localized to its sufferer and their own personal relationships, its downsides aren't often talked about. In fact, it's often seen as an ideal moral state, a kind of altruism or saintliness everyone should strive for. As a pathological coping mechanism a person is trapped in, though, it's often more a fear-based reflex than a conscious and deliberate attempt to achieve some real and specific good. It's not actually as beneficial as being able to recognize your needs, desires, positive aspects, and areas of competence or excellence, and bring them forward in your relationships with other people and yourself.

To me this has all been a cross between a gut-punch and a cool, sweet drink of water. There have been other ways to describe echoism over the years, but this feels like the most concise and useful one I've seen in ages.

It specifically puts its pin down in the middle of the moral debate a lot of people struggle with—"What right do I have to put myself forward? What hope do I have of being seen and accepted? Isn't it better not to burden anybody else?"—and says that the problem is not feeling in touch with either side of the equation, but specifically, the inability to move from one part of the spectrum to another when it's merited by circumstances.

When I was a child, I thought Echoism was the answer. It was my ideal. I thought it was what would get me the love and acceptance I wanted, and would keep me safe from the pain of rejection or not being understood. I had no idea it would actually, in fact, be the primary cause of alienation and loneliness for the rest of my life.

Now I'm so deeply thankful I couldn't fully achieve it, in practical terms. As hard as I tried to erase myself, there were always things I loved too much to suppress. I still found ways to express and discover myself in the books I read, the stories I wrote, the intellectual work of school and the experience of pursuing hobbies I loved, my ambitions to be helpful even when they demanded I stop being selfless, and the relationships where I felt safe enough to experience love and acceptance even if I didn't think I deserved them.

There's this question I found a while back that echoed in my bones: Who am I allowed to be around you? Because that's what I felt like, as a child. If I wanted to engage with other people and minimize my risk of harm, it was my job to bend into a pretzel and fit the shape they wanted. And thank god, thank god, thank god, I couldn't fully do it. Despite everything, there were parts of me too strong and bright to lop off completely to get my arms and legs inside the carriage. I was able to take care of myself and let them grow in secret until I found social places I could let them out again. Despite myself, I found ways to grow and thrive, well beyond the trauma that said I shouldn't have.

[fushiguroll]

CALLING HIM WEIRD NICKNAMES

⇢ iwaizumi hajime, bokuto kotaro, sawamura daichi, nishinoya yu, kageyama tobio

ʚɞ IWAIZUMI Hajime | “hi prince charming!” both iwaizumi and oikawa stopped in their tracks. they were sure the voice was yours, but was unsure as to who you were referring to. “why do you guys look so confused? my prince charming, why didn’t you answer me?” oikawa bursts out laughing as red covered Iwaizumi’s face, “babe..don’t call me that.” “why? it’s cute!” You ignored him and made your way to your classroom. you decided to stop by at practice today, bringing your boyfriend a little snack after. “hi baby” Hajime runs over to you. “hi toilet paper!” He backtracks slowly after hearing your nickname. “Haj where are you going? I brought you some snacks!” “uh...I'll just eat them later.” “okay honey poop!” He throws you a weirded out glance before returning to practice. after practice, Iwa pulls you aside. “babe, what’s up?” “hmm?” “what’s with the weird nicknames today?” you pout, “what....you don’t like them?” He rubs his neck nervously, “I mean, they’re a little weird...but if you like them then its fine.” you pull him into a hug, melting at his adorableness, “it’s just a prank, babe.” he melts into your embrace, “oh okay, good because I like babe a lot better than toilet paper for sure.”

ʚɞ BOKUTO Kotaro | “GOOD MORNING, Y/N!” you haven’t even reached your classroom and you could already hear the booming voice of your boyfriend. he comes running towards you, excitedly pulling you into an enthusiastic hug, “did you sleep well?” “hi koala-bear! I did, did you?” “koala-bear? they’re so cute!” “I know! so cute just like you, my baby kangaroo.” “baby kangaroo?! they’re so cute too!” the ringing of the bell was a message to get to class. “come on ko, we gotta go to class.” he pouts, “but we can get lunch later?” “of course, meerkat.” “what’s a meerkat?” “I'll show you a picture.” “okay! see you my little platypus!” you look at him, “what’d you just call me?” “I thought we’re calling each other cute animals!” you laugh and decides to not tell him it was just a prank. akaashi had to listen to you to refer to each as cute animals for the rest of the day. 

ʚɞ SAWAMURA Daichi | you run over to greet your waiting boyfriend with a kiss, “hi sweet cakes, how was class?” he gives you a slightly weird look, “sweet cakes? that’s a new one. but my class was fine. come on, the team is waiting for us.”  you watch from the sidelines as Coach Ukai drills them on perfecting their serves. at the beep of the whistle, you walk over to Daichi with a towel and his water bottle, “buttercup, you did so well today!” “uh...thanks babe.” you hummed happily before returning to the side, standing between kiyoko and yachi. after practice, the two of you walk hand-in-hand on the way home. “I love that we literally live next to each other and can walk home together everyday.” he smiles tenderly at you. “yeah, same here caramel m&ms”. he stops in his tracks. “ sweet cakes, buttercup, and caramel m&ms...y/n, are you craving desserts?” you laugh, “no...it’s because you’re literally so sweet and I love you more than I love desserts.” a light blush dusts his face. he leans in to kiss you before watching you go into the house. “goodnight my love.” “goodnight my matcha-strawberry-chocolate crepe!” you giggled as you catch his slightly confused, bewildered expressions before the door closes. 

ʚɞ NISHINOYA Yu | you open the door of your classroom to see your boyfriend waiting for you to get lunch. “hi princess!” He takes your hand in his, swinging it back and forth as you guys make your way to the cafeteria. “what should we eat for lunch today, my pencil sharpener?” noya looks at you, “pencil sharpener?” you beam at him expectantly. he scratches his head, slightly confused but continues talking anyways, “I was thinking maybe tonkatsu curry?” “sounds good to me!” he smiles happily at your approval. later on, as the two of you enter the volleyball clubroom, you turn to him and said, “hey post-it note can you grab me my jacket on the chair over there?” noya is on tiktok, so he catches on quickly. “oh no problem, A4 paper.” you laugh out loud, “wait what?” “babe, I'm on tiktok too. we can call each other office supplies for the rest of the day.” “okay eraser that smells good.” “I love you, paper shredder.” “I love you too, highlighter”.

ʚɞ KAGEYAMA Tobio | here’s the situation. your boyfriend stands in front of the vending machine, blueberry eyes focused intently between two options: milk or yoghurt. “nemo, can you please hurry it up?” you break his concentration, “what? I’m a fish?” you just smile at him. “hurry up or I'll choose for you”. kageyama reluctantly chooses milk and the two of you head over to the practice room. when coach Ukai gives a little break, you walk over to him with his water bottle. “nigel you did so well today. I’m really proud of you.” He looks at you confused. “who is Nigel?” “you.” ukai’s whistle forces him to turn away from you, scratching his head at being called “Nigel”.  After practice, the two of you walk home together as per usual. “why do you keep calling me weird names today?” “me? what are you talking about marlin?” “LOOK you just did it again!” You just pat him lightly on the face, “you're too cute, dory” and continue walking, leaving your very confused boyfriend trailing behind you, having absolutely no clue as to what you’re talking about. 

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[bellarosethefangirl]

Very specific request but can I rq the bucci gang with and s/o that's a bit....Scary. like if you're familiar with kayako from the grudge and sadako from the ring, that's the type of scary I'm talking about. It's not much help either that they do stuff that can be considered "odd", for example they casually chill under tables, beds, and in "odd and scary places", they crawl in vents, they pop up out of nowhere when you're not paying attention for like 3 seconds, they casually drop information that ranges from cryptic to "bone chilling" and "nightmare inducing" and "how the hell do you know that", they're into stuff like the occult, the supernatural, urban legends in general stuff that falls under that umbrella. Basically if you're familiar with the "creepy, cursed girl" character type that you see in supernatural horror movies and dark comedy, that's who s/o Basically is. Sometimes just being in rooms with them can make some people scared because they just have THAT aura and vibe. The kicker is that they're extremely oblivious to how scary they are, they could scare the shit out of someone, the person they scared would be screaming their head off and s/o would be like "???". Again very specific request but thanks ❣️❣️

Author Note: As a huge horror movie fan I enjoy this request very much! I didn't make these as long since I had to cover so much but I hope you like what I wrote. I also kept thinking of Umehito Nekozawa from Ouran High School Host Club which I thought was great. He’s a cool character. Hope I delivered with your request.

Bucci gang x Scary Significant Other

Narancia Ghirga

He gets jumped scared easily so this dynamic is going to be a funny one. He’s going to be screaming, gasping, or jumping but afterwards he’ll always be happy to see you!

Your appearance doesn’t scare him he loves you for your personality. He thinks you’re perfect the way you are.

When you hide in various places like under furniture or random places he’s going to be looking for you half the time. If you’ve seen Phineas and Ferb they’re constantly looking for their pet platypus Perry. He’s going to have an, “Where’s Perry?” moment but with you instead. It happens every time too! “Where’s my tesorina/tesoro?” It’s going to be exactly like the time he thought he lost his pocket knife. He’s so confused and looking everywhere but you’re somehow outside his reach.

Since he’s so distracted you’re able to get the jump on him when you pop out of nowhere. When you give him cryptic information he’ll be a bit confused as to what you’re saying but once he understands he’ll get a bit nervous and protective of you. If you spill information about him that he thought you wouldn’t know he’s going to think it’s cute you always keep your eyes on him. He’s a clingy boy so he’ll find it super adorable. He loves a clingy partner! He wants a hug now.

When you jump scare him he’ll make this face every single time 👇

When you get confused as to why he’s scared and ask him said question he’s going to tell you, “I’ve been looking for you!” Every single time

His friends and mafioso around him can get startled or scared of you. However when the mafioso are his opponents it works in his favor because none of them want to be around you. They’re way too terrified unless they’re fearless.

Guido Mista

Mista also gets jump scared. It can also be 50/50 at times too. Sometimes he’ll get jump scared, sometimes he won’t since he sees it coming due to being in a relationship with you. He’s also used to you crawling so it doesn’t bother him.

He isn’t bothered by your appearance the only thing that bugs him about it is every time he wants a kiss he has to move your long hair out of your face. Sometimes he’ll get your hair on his cashmere sweater so he’s often pulling them out of his clothing. They’re minor annoyances but he’ll ignore it since he loves you more.

He’s loving the dress it’s easy access for him to grab your thighs, legs, and butt. He’s going to use it to his advantage so you better tell him to behave especially when you’re crawling. He might even use his pistol to lift up that dress to sneak a peek. Doesn’t matter to him if you notice or not.

Mista likes when you breath down his neck or randomly touch his shoulder from behind. It’s a nice surprise and he’ll give you his trademark smile.

When you’re crawling or “hiding” in different places Mista doesn’t think much of it. He’ll let you do your thing. When you do manage to scare him he’ll cuss in Italian, mafioso style. If he’s polishing his gun sometimes he’ll accidentally shoot it which isn’t a pretty sight. Be sure to drag him away from the ricocheting bullet.

It’s often a scary scene to other people because it’s similar to victims in horror movies getting dragged away on the floor. Mista is confused or busy worrying about the bullet you’re both avoiding.

Cryptic information you give him will make him gulp. He’s going to get very nervous especially if it involves the number four. He’s going to get clingy and begging you to elaborate on what you meant. If you give him an, "how the hell do you know that" information he’s also getting sweaty. He’s only nervous because he doesn’t want you knowing about the magazines he keeps. 

He won’t care that you’re into the occult, the supernatural, or urban legends. He’s interested in hearing about them but he can get scared since he’s superstitious. The stuff you tell that he’s interested in, will lead to some fun conversations.

People around Mista are very afraid of you. You tend to make peoples skin crawl but Mista doesn’t notice. The ones who do are his friends and his stand. Sex Pistols love you but half of them easily get jump scared by you leading to fights between them because they sometimes drop their food when it happens. 

Panacotta Fugo

Fugo doesn’t get jump scared by you. It’s not easy jump scaring him. The only time you manage to scare him is from some of your cryptic messages or other types of scary words leaving your mouth. Even then you don’t always scare him.

Your appearance doesn’t bother him one bit. He’ll blush when he see’s your eyes or your smile since he doesn’t get to see them often. He likes to play with your long hair while he’s reading. When he finds you a dress/or outfit that would suit your look he’ll buy it for you. Especially if it’s second hand like from a yard sale or thrift store since it will look aged. He’ll politely tell you to put chap stick on if your lips are chapped so he’s doing you a favor by buying you vaseline for them and applying it for you which ultimately leads to you two kissing.

Your crawling or “hiding” don’t bother him. He likes it because he tends to read a lot or enjoy coffee/tea by himself quietly. A peaceful atmosphere relaxes him. 

When you crawl towards him backwards he gets worried you’ll trip but you always reassure him you never fall. He won’t allow you to do so on stairs no matter what so it’s best to do it when he’s not looking unless you want him to lecture you about all the probable outcomes or how likely you’re able to injure yourself. He’ll even give numbers of the amount of injuries or deaths of people falling down stairs.

You rarely jump scare him but when you do it’s because he’s focused on a conversation, cooking, or discussing a mission. Anything outside of those three won’t lead to you scaring him.

He’ll like that you’re into stuff like the occult, the supernatural, and urban legends. He’ll like to hear about it all since its a topic he doesn’t he doesn’t know too much about. He will know a bit but not a lot. This will lead to tons of conversations that last for hours. He’ll do research so he can impress you.

Those around him think you’re creepy or scary so they tend to stay away. His friends think you’re a bit creepy but they’re all mafioso so they can handle it though Mista and Narancia have high pitched screams to which Fugo or the others tease them for.

Bruno Bucciarati

Bruno doesn’t get scared of you at all. He’s grown up in the mafia so he’s seen worse in his line of work. His partner isn’t going to scare him even someone such as yourself. He see’s the beauty in everyone.

When you appear out of no where or are crawling and hiding he’ll let you do as you please. He’ll simply say, “Ciao amore”. Its always a welcomed greeting from him.

Sometimes he’ll give you braids similar to his own. He enjoys your long hair and will often pull your hair out of your face to surprise you with kisses.

He won’t mind that you’re into the occult, the supernatural, and urban legends. Whatever you love he’ll support. Since you’re into all that stuff he’ll often take you to the movies to see a horror film. He also likes to surprise you with at home dates filled with horror movies.

Your cryptic messages and such don’t scare him either. He’ll be interested and simply indulge you with conversation about it.

You might creep out others or scare unsuspecting mafioso but it works in Bruno’s favor. His friends will get a bit creeped out but they’ll suck it up for their dear friend/capo Bruno.

Giorno Giovanna

Giorno doesn’t get easily scared by you. You won’t be scaring him often, maybe 20% of the time? He’ll only get jump scared by you in rare occasions. 

Only a couple of times your bone chilling words got to him but it was because they reminded him of the past abuse he’s been through or perhaps his painful loneliness. If you do manage to jump scare him it’s while he’s in the bathroom working on his skincare, hair, etc. You catch him off guard because he’s so focused and doesn’t see it coming

He doesn’t mind your appearance but he will get concerned by your skincare and he’s always making sure you wear sunscreen. He also always has chapstick in his pocket for you. He’s always sure to buy you the best products. 

Giorno likes shopping for you because your fashion is unlike anyone else’s. He likes the challenge. He also likes buying you books on the type of stuff y+uou enjoy.

He will enjoy braiding your hair and brushing it. He hopes you do as well.

Your crawling, hiding, etc doesn’t bother him. You won’t be jump scaring him like that. Ever. He’ll greet you normally or simply give you a smile.

He’ll like that you’re into the occult, the supernatural, and urban legends. Giorno likes hearing about it all because it’s not a topic he often hears about so its all new to him. He’ll support it and often buy you items involved with them.

When you do manage to scare him it’s while he’s in front of the bathroom mirror. He’ll gasp and jump a bit with wide eyes. He’ll turn to you then sigh, “Amore, you startled me.” He’ll lightly chuckle and give you a smile.

You’ll scare those all around Giorno. Enemies, mafioso, and some of his friends. Only a bit of his friends aren’t afraid of you.

Leone Abbacchio

He doesn’t get scared of you at all. Not even once. He likes that you scare and creep out others. It amuses him since he doesn’t like people. He also thinks its cute you don’t realize you scare others.

Abbacchio is a fan of horror movies so he’s loving your look. He often compliments you. He admires your outfits and hair the most. Abbacchio will also like going shopping with you.

He thinks it’s amusing you crawl and “hide” in several places. He’ll simply smile at you when you appear out of no where.

Abbacchio will laugh his ass off when you scare other people.

You cryptic messages, nightmare inducing words, and such interest him and he’ll have light conversation with you about it.

He’ll love that you’re into the occult, the supernatural, and urban legends. It will be a common interest of the both of you. You two will always spend hours talking about them.

When you scare his friends he’ll make fun of them and laugh especially if they have high pitched screams. If you scare Giorno you automatically receive brownie points. He’s going to love roasting Giorno after. Later on Abbacchio is taking you to an abandoned place for a date since he knows you enjoy it so much.

All in all you’re both perfect for each other.