#thank you for being simps

[jackstheprinceofhearts]

tumblr wtf is

what is this

why does it say i have 10k likes..

and why do i have 332 followers rn..

uhhh thank you this was very unexpected 😳

[harmonysanreads]

Cognitive dissonance occurs in the mind when a person's thoughts, beliefs or words run contradictory to their actions. Such as, saying “I hate [character] and I'm not going to write anything for them.” while posting fics for them every week or so.

[oshiawaseni]

Remember when Kacchan complained about Izuku obviously skulking around with All Might and how they need to be less conspicuous about their connection with each other? When you think about it, no one cared that much what the heck Izuku was up to… except for Kacchan himself. And in hindsight, that interaction is just so freaking cute. Just because this guy is always hyper aware of Izuku and the people surrounding him and absolutely concerned with his business, he thinks others will be too.

Take Season 2 for example at the sport festival… How did he even come to eavesdrop on Todoroki in the first place? By following and being invested in what Izuku was doing with him because Kacchan got so jealous about Todoroki declaring war on his shitnerd 😩 he couldn’t stand the idea of them going off alone somewhere together.

Stop the cap. You were there because you followed Izuku, Katsuki. 

Kacchan’s always overly concerned about Izuku and on top of that, he was jealous of Shouto taking his rival nerd from him. So when he got curious seeing them go off somewhere alone, he followed them and eavesdropped.

And another time he eavesdropped on Izuku in Heroes Rising.

He’s so focused on whatever Izuku’s doing or saying, he tunnel visions like hell. Here he forgot about his icey and it melted off the stick. 

Not only does he always give Izuku his undivided attention, he definitely wants it returned.

Izuku’s always looked at his back, right? Whether that was walking behind him in the woods, or being seated behind him in class... I think at some point Katsuki came to crave his gaze on him and secretly loved his praise too and that feeling was exposed in the joint training arc with his “Keep your eyes on me, Deku” 😂

Oh Katsuki don’t lie ❤️

You knew he’d be watching you like this with his big and shiny doe eyes didn’t you ;)

Turns out you’re allowed to be obsessed with Kacchan, Izuku. He was just being a hypocritical tsundere whenever he said stuff like this:

Remember when there were a bunch of Kacchan apologists that victim blamed Izuku for sticking around when he was told to leave him alone? What if I told you Katsuki never truly wanted Izuku to leave? Because if he did leave, then who would Kacchan stalk? 😂

Honestly!!! Kacchan’s Izuku complex and how he projected it onto him like Deku is the only one who’s obsessed, is one of my biggest sources of amusement with this ship. Heh. 🤭 They are true equal partners in a lot of ways…

Between all the “Did I do better than Deku?”, 

the eavesdropping

and every single time Katsuki targeted him, if you’re able to describe all of this as nothing other than PURE UNADULTERATED OBSESSION...?

DING DING DING. You’re damn right it is!

Then you flip the hate around because it turns out he was wrong to hate that person in the first place after all, and what does Katsuki’s obsession start to look like? Maybe a little something like this.

They’re obsessed with each other and always have been and this is perfectly fine. It used to be very antagonistic attention on Katsuki’s end but his attention has since become all soft and gentle because now..? Now he’s just in love. ❤️ And that’s the tea~ ☕️

[stiltonbasket]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers (except me because obvs I have done it). Spread the self-love ❤

Here goes!

travelers through the empty gate - aka, how would the Sunshot Campaign have gone if MDZS existed in a more historical setting where cultivators served the imperial family (the Wen clan, who are also cultivators)?

Flowers in the Palace - this is one of my favorites despite being relatively short! I love WLW wangxian, especially in a historical/canon setting. If you haven't read this one before, this is the series where Wangxian are (platonic) consorts to Emperor Nie Mingjue, and married each other in secret.

Silver Jian Seeking Hearts (aka the TGCF fusion AU where Lan Wangji is a Devastation-class ghost, and Wei Wuxian is reincarnated 400 years post-canon) - what if Mo Xuanyu never summoned Wei Wuxian, and Jin Guangyao's plots resulted in Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen's deaths about a decade after WWX was supposed to have returned?

When the Hills Are All Flat, and the Rivers Run Dry - yet another royalty AU. This one features fem!Wei Wuxian as a bridal candidate for emperor Lan Wangji, who would rather leave governing to his very capable older sister (LXC) and spend his time caring for A-Yuan instead. ;-;

A Wife by Any Other Name - a post Bingge vs. Bingmei fic where Bingge finds a version of Shen Yuan in his own universe eleven years after crossing paths with SY!SQQ in SVSSS. But unlike the version of Shen Qingqiu he met in SV's universe, this Shen Yuan is over a hundred years old, not as easily impressed as a twenty-year-old freshly transmigrated SY might be, and hiding much more about himself than Bingge guesses...

[a-usernamelol]

it is always incredibly irking to me when I see a post with NPC characters and its like “for the (insert NPC) GIRLIES ❤️🥰💦” “For the LADIES 😘😍🥵”

Hi! 👋 Hello! 👋 GUY here! Gay trans MAN here!

Here’s some Ominis for EVERYONE because EVERYONE deserves their favorite character, and I’ll be posting pictures of other NPCs too ❤️

HAVE SOME FREE OMINIS BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE❤️ PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH

[evansbby]

my opinion on the Blake lively situation

[jessamine-rose]

*lovingly tackles Aine*

Read my Yandere! Pierro longfics first ♪( ´▽｀)

Last week, my beloved mutual @ainescribe surprised me with Savior! Darling fan art and AHAI9232@2-!/! CRYING SCREAMING I WANT TO LOOK AT THIS ART AND WORSHIP YOUR VERSION OF SAVIOR THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BLESSING ME WITH YOUR ART—

*clears throat* Anyway, now that I finally have the time to properly sit down and comment on the fan art, I’ll do just that. Feedback will be in the tags and it will be unhinged. Once again, thank you so much to Aine for drawing this <3

[thetopichot]

I really want to dance under the moonlight with Finn. I just want him to hold my hips as we just slow dance & just be so madly in love with eachother.

Also what if Finn called us "Bunny" as a nickname?? I dunno just wanted to talk about it because it's been on my mind a lot.

[minzbins]

HAN "THUNDEROUS", 210912 for @hanjesungs ♡

[ask-mitsuhide-akechi]

~HI mitsuuu ~

Mwah (⁠っ⁠˘⁠з⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠ ⁠)

How have you been

Have you been taking care of yourself

You better have 🔫😾 * threatening*

I'll be making sure that you will take care of your health from now on

So don't overwork yourself and take a break once in a while

Anyway love U ❤️

( also mod your amazing and I love U too you do a great job 👍 and he sounds so accurate )

Recently things have been more busy than usual, little one. I am afraid that my personal care had to be put in second priority. But since you insist so much, and with having less things on my schedule right now, i shall put more care in my well being for tonight.

How about I take my little mouse on a little date at my favourite tea house to relax a bit? What would you say?

-p.s: Love you too

[transmairon]

I want to get into the Morrowind fandom but I genuinely despise the Tribunal so I don't think I would be welcome. 😔

[toshidou]

anon guy from the last ask abt drunk ghost, can you also imagine the inverse of it, being a really obvious drunk, slurring all of your words that you basically need a translator and just clinging to him like a magnet, he'd tease you for it but he thinks it's really cute. if he didn't have his mask on you would be able to see the tiniest smile on his face while he nurses you and coddles you for the rest of the night with an arm around you possesively. 💓💓 I just love him 😞

you, near intelligible, probably about to throw up: 'm not even a li- *hiccup* little bit drun' actually

simon, holding your entire body weight as he helps you off your seat, looking at you as if you hung the stars in the sky: clearly

[necrogfie]

sometime im like noo my taste in men aren't that bad but then i remember the Riddler (2022) is on it and i just can't defend myself on this one

[obituarybug]

Love the new chapter for almost everything about it, it was so beautifully drawn with the perspectives switching, the TV linking all of the characters, Nayuta using her powers to get extra dessert 😭

BUT I'm going to talk about the yaoi part because um... Yoshida x Denji 🥺

And I think there's two main reasons why Denji offered to do... That and the kinda obvious one

He's just curious about his sexuality and wants to eat ass, which y'know, happens to the best of us

BUT the INFINITELY funnier reason is

2. Denji has picked up on Yoshida's MEGA-GAY vibes, like this guy fucking EXUDES homosexual gay butt sex energy and Denji is just running with that to try and bribe him (and maybe he also just wants to eat ass, as I said, happens to the best of us) which is SO MUCH FUNNIER because it DOESN'T WORK

Yoshida said NO 😭 I bet the instant he left Denji alone in that room he started crying and screaming over that interaction

[strigital]

just so you know, my dear fellow Miraak simps, who are all screeching in unison for some potential crumbs of Miraak content in the upcoming ESO dlc

y'all are like a family, truly. for nothing unites us quite like our mutual pining for a pixel man from 2011 game with a whopping 15 minutes worth of voice lines in the entire game.

Talos bless y'all, fellas 💚🖤

and may the cruel gods at zenimax hear our plea!