#thank you artie!

[chronicler-of-narrative]

Ok, time to chronicle the Great Nemesis Oc-ification. Since its quite a ride, ill put a cutoff point so you dont have to scroll down for twenty years

Ok, so it all started with the bad maternal figure @alteredsilicone who decided she would deny her main oc (who is a widow) a second chance at love, who in this case is the SoP Madia (picture credit of course goes to her creator and worst-mom-of-the-year award winner)

And thus, being the proper blorbo enthusiast I am, I decided to take her for myself as a nemesis for one of my ocs (for those in the know, its Lance, aka the brother of one of my favorite ocs, Samuel)

HOWEVER, just as I was about to trade artie some deimos fish for her sop (see why I called her worst mom of the year? Trading her child for some infested sushi, smh), I realized there was pesky little lich in the way, who i was planning to kill for his kuva hek. However, upon some further reflection (aka seeing that the weapon had 28% impact, xd), i realized little old Hokk Fastanu would be a perfect candidate for Samuels own lich and nemesis (not to mention the progenitor is samuels frame, aka wukong).

(I mean look at him. A goofier lich ive never seen)

So we went on a hunt and discovered some stuff:

-After playing warframe on a ps4 for 6 years, my hand cannot take the sheer acrobatics i gotta do to navigate the Kuva fortress on PC

-Apparently, Hokk here is cannonically friends with the Grustrag Three (who showed up literally a few seconds after we sent him away to the Saturn Proxima)

-Apparently, Hokk was so happy I spared him and made him an oc that he GAVE ME HIS EPHEMERA (Impact, of course, which is promptly going to Samuel's fashionframe if i can make it look good)

-oh yea, and apparently Wally wanted it to happen, cause he gave us the requiem i was missing on the FIRST kuva fissure, lmao

And then, once i wiped the floor with his face with the cannon accurate Samuel build (Wukong Prime with his favorite staff), the time had come.

And now, dear reader, I invite you to see what miss Artie deems is worth her beautiful oc, Madia:

And on that note, End Post.

[ask-queen-arti]

"Damage Control" [ part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 ]

(OOC: she is back! sorry for the inactivity, and thank you for being patient)

[arkeresia]

don't worry 💚🩵

[artieseni]

hellooooo codz fandom please let me in i offer one (1) messed up little german babygirl

[mewguca]

"There once was an Ugly Scavenger. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."

uhhh dont question the mechanics behind this one too much

[lostinthesasuke]

i’ll never be a martyr again

[ID: Naruto fanart of Sasuke falling upside down down a column of blue-violet light surrounded by darkness. His arm is out, obscuring his face, and emitting crackling cyan lightning. Light blue stars the same color as his lightning float around him. End ID]

[vynnyal]

Turns out Sunlit Trail isn't quite done just yet, so after all that they just send you to a dead end 😂

[brainman1987]

I am going NUTS over your "booted to the Infinite Realms" ghost prince Danny AU like

Does he have his memories, or no? You're art gives off the idea that he lost them in the ejection

How do Sam and Tucker react? How would, hypothetically, the Fentons react?

Would he ever be able to speak again, since his human vocal chords went unused for so long?

Also I LOVE his long hair, and in that first group of sketches where human Danny shows up, he kinda looks like he has dreadlocks!

Im so glad you like it!! Its also been on my mind a lot recently, its just such a fun idea :)

After so much time spent in the ghost zone, he‘s pretty much forgotten everything. Anything he does know about the human realms is hearsay from a very VERY long line of telephone. While he doesn’t loose them in the ejection a combination of a concussion, his death freshly on his mind, and no access to any human realms means that he looses his memories fairly quickly and learns to adjust to life as a ghost even quicker! Here’s a quick explanation of the stages he goes through:

To answer the question“how do people react“ it’s a bit complicated. Sam and Tucker went to therapy after witnessing their friends death up close and personal, so they do feel absolutely shitty about. Well you can guess. But it’s odd because Tucker wants to believe that Danny can (and will!) gain his human memories back in they simply keep doing things with him that they used to do together. Sam doesn’t believe this, and instead feels incredibly guilty. She doesn’t stop Tucker from trying though and tbh both of them spiral a little bit. Depending on how much/what the story the two give the Fenton reactions vary wildly! Either way Jazz very much does go into psychology, specifically children’s psychology because of some messed up belief that if she had only talked to him more about stuff like peer pressure and that jazz she would‘ve been able to „save him.“ If Sam and Tucker tell the authorities that Danny died due to the actual PORTAL TO THE REALMS BETWEEN REALMS that they built (likely unlawfully) in their basement hen they would be detained for child neglect and also. Doing that. If not the two would feel horrible feeling as though they pushed Danny too hard and sort of forced him to do something suicidal like that. Honestly it’s just bad vibes throughout aksjdasjd

In my head, no! Not really I don’t think he’d be able to speak again. I’m not even sure his human body could handle stuff like food or anything because of how neglected it is. I’m sure there are ways he could get around this (mostly sing language and stuff) but I’m not sure I could imagine him having his human voice again. Many ghosts don’t even have organs! He a special little exception :)

Also I didn’t mean to portray his hair like that but it’s interesting that I does look like that’s kajscjadj

[captainlexapro]

[simcardiac-arrested]

the artificer experience

[ceramic-galanter]

an incomplete summary of my art, age 2 - 21

it was really interesting looking through all my old stuff. my progress is hardly linear, but the journey sure has been fun

[ghostlysage]

mini bigtop post

hi tumblr folk! hope you guys have been well! ive come to give you a little collection of artwork from the last week or so. a couple notes!!

1.) the first image is of pre-death cesare! not a solid design yet but may be the final! he has semi-greasy black hair and ohoho… i have a whole thing planned out for him.

2.) 4&5 are designs for steve in prison after the events of season 2’s finale! technically its 1-2 years after he first gets locked up when he starts a mad hair-growth sesh… 4 is more accurate as the lovely @mlparthur informed me he is BALDING!!!! jevil took his hair… (inside joke :3)

3.) I WILL TALK ANYONES EAR OFF ABOUT PENNY/CONRAD. I ADORE THEM SO MUCH!!! EEK!!!

anyhoo, take care!

[ask-queen-arti]

Soooo, you loved so much that you were violent yet were so violent you couldnt love? Yikes thats one heck of'a ratio there.

(a only semi-serious ask, to start of with, anyways I wish you luck with da blog! Have a good day and or night!)

[maiios]

Do Moon and Pebbles find eachother in your AU?

First Meeting in Forever.

@ghostlycoze @crows-junk-pile thank you for the asks and your interest in my au!!!

[ludinusdaleth]

You got any bear Artagan headcanons 👉👈

of course i do, anon 💚 thanks for the ask

-hes skinny as a twig until post-travelercon days. he never really "watches his figure" (as matt scoffed at the notion he would in a m9 ep), but something about taking in exandria with new eyes, and escaping the stress of being the traveler (and going on mai tai benders it seems), softens him. like a man truly becoming middle aged rather than suspended in youth, his body cues a slower metabolism, i suppose.

-he doesnt really notice it til a random day he doesnt fit into an older outfit of his, and hes surprised as thats never happened before, but it's easy enough to accept with a shrug and relief he didnt split his best party gear just now before he could get it refitted. his good old green cloak is a very oversized thing; he'll never have to change it.

-i like to imagine he and many other fae (barring whatever type ira & sammanar are) have always been relatively furry. he's lionlike. he can canonically grow a shitty chinbeard as of tales of exandria. it makes sense. his body hair is like a fauns fur-pattern, with normal chest hair & a happy trail as well as fur on the elbows and a back stripe. but as i said, when he really just relaxes post-tc, his body thinks, hey, you're kind of a bit older now, in a way, so he gets even hairier. he grows out a bit of a beard, patchy (his mustache is hopeless) but extremely soft. it grows down to about his adams apple. with the beard adding to his lions mane look, he seems like more of a big cat by the day.

-he has incredible love handles & a sloping, wide paunch, and pretty nice man tits too (which hes more than happy to show off in his low cut outfits and i am more than happy to imagine). his frame is predisposed to being skinny & sharp and so he always carries that vague look, but his body fights that a bit and wins in less than a decades time. he still has absolutely 0 ass though. this is important

-jester notices and doesnt really say anything, but she thinks hes so handsome, and is happy for him. when she runs to hug him, it's not just his cloak that pads her embrace. hes always been a good hugger but was bony before. now, it's perfect.

-he has always had irritatingly high charisma & charm. however he lately finds himself courted more than he has been in a long while. when he was a beanpole, it was easy to just look like another tall skinny stereotypical elf, if a striking one. but exandrians & fae alike have become very, very fond of elves of a bearish nature. elves of the dwendallian empire & graying wildlands are especially enraptured by him (i like to think hair on an elf is vital in cold regions and some societies begrudgingly have begun to accept it), and the feygrove which he helped create of course is in love with his new appearance, even influencing many of them to indulge to the point of being bigger. i feel he would not know what to do in a bear bar, nervous with the knowledge he wasn't always like this and nowhere near the size of an orc or bugbear, but any elf unafraid to show their hair & girth is welcomed gladly.

-he in all his ancient wisdom likes to assume being fat & bearded will mean no ex or court official will recognize him. he is recognized by quite literally everyone and is shocked every time (this is coming from the man who disguises himself as a ginger without fail. every. time)

-i dont think the fae ascribe to fatphobia anywhere like we do, and every fae is so unique i think beauty standards are fruitless to uphold, but i do think other archfey who see arti are often disgusted at him for how mortal he seems, and how he accepts aging & body changes without deigning to seem dignified. morrigan however is happy the old boy settled into himself; she'll never say if she plucked a few threads of fate for his body to allow this transformation. he needed it, she thinks, like a grandmother who refuses to let you go til you've eaten 6 meals in 1.

-sprinkle is canonically a bit chunky nowadays. i like to imagine the m9 conjecturing for a surprisingly long time over whether arti & sprinkle are one entity whose bodies change together or not.

-i think all the m9 would agree living to a time in life where you can get old & fat & content is a beautiful achievement. while not everyone thinks arti has exactly earned the right to be content, he seems very happy post travelercon, and the look suits him well. (though beau, veth, & yasha hold private discourse over if he should shave that terrible scruffy beard of his - obviously veth who married yeza sideburns brenatto finds it charming on him, beau finds it disgusting and makes him look half-feral, and yasha oscillates between the two as if in pain, not wanting to hurt either's or arti's feelings)

-in general i think he wouldn't mind this new look at all. he's canonically the type to sigh at his youth and how he peaked then, but when jester nuzzles under his scruffy chin he knows it's all worth it. he knows in some way his skinniest points were his most miserable, pacing around his domain of the feywild like a wild cat in a circus wagon, desperate for enrichment while laughed at under a panopticon of court eyes. now he's a big fat tomcat who rules the lavorre-stone household (especially when only fjord is home and he can terrorize him) and can get all the food & drink & experience all across exandria that he could ever want. life is good. if the man in the mirror is getting shaggier & softer & maybe, he thinks as he sees wrinkles and a gray in his hair, older, he's doing it in the best way possible.

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GLEE — 2x01 “Audition”