#thank u love u !

[astorytotellyourfriends]

zoomin’ into ur inbox

potential hellcheer au: Eddie gets a seasonal job at Spirit Halloween and Chrissy keeps coming back in to return costumes for various reasons (none of which are the real reason)

hello welcome stay as long as u like

chrissy doesn't even know eddie works there when she first goes in to return the couples costume she bought for her and jason (she wanted to go as corpse bride, but when she showed him he laughed in her face and she consequently broke up with him), and she's so flustered after talking to him for all of 2 minutes she grabs the first other costume she sees and buys it before running out

clearly she hates this other costume so she goes back to return it and HOPES eddie isn't working and she's relieved when it's someone else at the counter so she can process the return in peace and then go browsing on her own time

but then eddie finds her among the costumes and the same damn thing happens again

the third time she comes back he makes the classic we have to stop meeting like this comment and she finally breaks down and admits she can't pick out a costume because she's worried he's not going to like what she picks and then he blurts out that he'd like literally anything she puts on no matter what

she timidly asks him to help her pick one out and they wind up in the couples costumes and she tells him about jason laughing at her idea and eddie tells her jason's an idiot and he'd be over the moon to dress up in a couples costume with chrissy (which of course is exactly what ends up happening thank u goodnight)

send me an au and i’ll give u five things that would happen

[dewinabsentia]

ok i’ll bite

[simmyfrobby]

flower. hugs. poetry. rats in love. your my favorite blog

screenshotting this & hanging it on my wall

[otrtbs]

YOU WANT SOUL CRUSHING JEGULUS?

WELL DO I HAVE THE REC 4 YOU!!!

i regret you all the time by #me

🏃‍♀️💨

STOP UR SO RIGHT I HAVE HAD THIS BOOKMARKED FOR A MINUTE NOW ACTUALLY!!!! BYE GONNA GO READ IT AND LYK ALL MY THOUGHTS

[lowlights]

WIP poll tag game

rules: make a 24-hour poll with the names of your wips, let it run, then write one sentence for every vote the winner got.

Thank you to my beloved @ezrasbirdie for the tag <;3

Tagging: everyone who wants to do it!!

[the-kirbe-anon]

LILAC

LEMON

lollipop

F R E N CH R O S E

~poyo~

*dies of kindness*

Wait I'm not allowed to die.

*cries on the floor of so much love*

[cerealmonster15]

Crystal ball (colour meme) and full moon (yellow meme) for OCs closest to the letters Z and A respectively

YAAAAY HI ALDA 👋👋👋

🔮 Crystal Ball- What kind of future does your OC want to have? What would they do to make it real?

[color meme]

I believe my closest to Z is YALE!!!! His main thing is that he likes to have his freedom and to study FISH!!! so i think the main future he wanted, in some threads of fate he already has - he's free on the ocean to do as he pleases, hangs out with merfolk, and wanted to find a way to obtain an alt merman body which i think he ended up crafting a spell for - his mersona is a mandarin fish

but before he really reached these goals he was obsessively scouring the ocean to find merfolk to study up close - which originally came from the fact that he had merfolk friends when he was very young that he lost touch with after a large storm one day. perhaps his new goal would be to find them again, but he's not even sure if any of them survived.... 🤔

🌕 (full moon) - What’s your character like at their worst?

[yellow meme]

that would be ANTARES, who no one has seen here yet bc ive never shown him lol. he looks like this

scorpion man otherworldly being thing. and the ancestor of scorpius.

antares at his worst... i think being a [once] powerful, omniscient creature leads him to be more aggressive when he's lost control of himself. his instincts are to protect himself, and anyone he's allied to, no matter the cost. you could say he's already hit his worst point when the egg containing his child was under attack, and its mother slain in the process, which led to Antares using up every ounce of strength he had to fight back. he killed the attacker in the process and nearly died himself, and i think i'd say perhaps that lack of self preservation and unrestrained fury are the telling features here 🤔 he was upset, he wanted to protect his egg, he wanted to avenge his lover, and he did not care if both he and the attacker had to die for it.

BLINDED BY FURY AND DESPAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERHAPS HE'S VERY EMOTIONAL AT HIS CORE!!!!!!!!!! i keep saying perhaps because i am coming to some of these realizations in realtime 👍

[inniave]

how are u all putting posts under water nothing helpful comes up on my search engine it's all paid programs that look not like everybody else's :( how are u doing that????

[astorytotellyourfriends]

Okay but: hellcheer jatp au. Because why not

i should've known u would do this!!! here's the thing, i swear i've come up with something like this before but for the life of me i cannot remember if or where i wrote it down so i'm going to try and hobble it together from memory...

eddie, dustin, and mike are holed up in the trailer for some dnd reason and unbeknownst to them, there's a gas leak or something and bc they're Dumb Boys they have zero windows open and so eventually they all ... well. u know.

cut to 25 years later, one of nancy's kids is poking around in their grandparents' basement with their bff (chrissy) and come across mike's old dnd stuff which happens to have whatever the boys were working on that night (dustin's mom didn't want to keep it, nor did wayne, which is why the wheelers ended up with it).

nancy's kid doesn't really care but chrissy is fascinated with it and starts reading it aloud and getting really into it and then lo and behold three ghosts kinda fall out of nowhere and scare the absolute daylights out of chrissy and the bff.

i think instead of just chrissy and/or the bff being able to see them, maybe everyone can see them because i think it would be more impactful for, like, nancy to come pick them up and be like holy shit that's my little brother what the fuck rather than the teens keeping it secret, but i could be persuaded otherwise.

obviously chrissy and eddie fall in love even though he's a ghost and she's alive but somehow they come back to life or something even though that would be super weird for nancy to explain like "this is my little brother who was born in the 70s but yes he looks 14 don't ask it's fine" like at least eddie would look Normal idk there's a lot of wonky details to figure out ok

send me an au and i’ll give u five things that would happen

[td-rarepairs]

hi beautiful audience ^_^ how do i edit an ask on mobile...... one post was mistagged and i can't seem to edit it on my phone. a ha ha help

[unbecomingsposting]

This is me leaving an offering at the foot of a sohara writing legend after binge reading all your work, anything in the works?

my 2 day jobs 😂

byt yes i’m still working on teeth!

[powderblueblood]

writers as cannibals, thoughts on Nora Ephron et al, and did Joan Didion really have to go and do all that?

writers as cannibals

- makes sense, compels me (CONDITIONAL) - sometimes it really do be doing but other times if I have to hear anyone talk about a goddamn pomegranate one more time I’ll kill my self

the nora ephron industrial complex

- makes sense, doesn’t compel me - this was going to be a compels me but then I remembered how I read I Feel Bad About My Neck and I DID NOT give a shit about it. When Harry Met Sally stays tearing tho

joan didion did doing dion

- doesn’t make sense, compels me - the center kind of holds!!! this is directly in reference to that one essay in the white album where she literally goes on and on and on about the dam. It’s called at the dam. I didn’t get it then but I kind of get it now. Go off Joan

[malscare]

if u post your c-app ill send you 5 dollars bc youre a treat to have on the dash😊 (except for the current me in the pussy video which makes me groan which i suspect will make you reblog and queue it x73462503189 more times) only if you have one ofc, no pressure

LOL its okay I'm not gonna make u do that, I really appreciate it though 🥺 sorry about the pussy destruction post it's already queued thru july

[sayingyournames]

about once a month i go to reread ywlm. no fic has made me as insane as this one <3

honestly i am insane about them too, literally they are on my mind every single day <3

[crowlixcx]

hey so the brainrot is as strong as ever (help) and i now associate crushcrushcrush by paramore with aziracrow.

(i mean “they taped over your mouth scribbled out the truth with their lies your little spies” = heaven/hell in the way of them saying how they really feel!!

“i’d rather waste my life pretending than have to forget you for one whole minute” !!!)

ok i’ll go back to my room in the brainrot ward now. thank you for your constant enabling and support ✌️

My brother in Christ pls tell me why I added this to my notes on the 4th Feb:

We are of the same blood. The same flesh. Feel no shame u are safe here 🧡

[heavenlyyshecomes]

6 and 9 :] 🎀

Do you have any conceptual reading goals? E.g., I plan to read books on food history. Are you organizing any reading challenges/events?

Answering these together bc they're related so yes I'm doing the silk road challenge (everyone join it 😁) as u know while my main goal was to read books from the countries on the road I actually rly like reading about the history of the road itself it's super interesting!! besides that I think I want to read more historical fiction too <3 I'm also doing storygraph's other challenges though they're a bit random than based on a single concept but I'm interested in the tackle your tbr ones bc i rly need to read more than I add lmfao