Had some boys sing ‘I’m in love with an emo girl’ as I walked past them in town and honestly they were hitting those notes like damn I got my own personal concert
here to drop spiders 🕷️🕷️ jk anyways make sure to take breaks in between your studies and drink lots of water ok? you can do it for your exams. all the best mars, God bless 🖤
Hi, EJ~! For the Ask Game, I was thinking Asher/Babe, 6 and 9 for the SFW part and 13 for the NSFW part?
Hope you’re having a pretty day love you 💕
-Lexi Sun ☀️
*squishes!!* >:3 thank you lexi!!! hope your day is going well too!! <33
6. Going out to eat: Who pays? Who orders the most food? And who has dessert?
I'm gonna cheat and say joint bank account - but early on, it depends on who organised the date! i'm gonna say when babe organises, they're very good at getting the bill without asher noticing, and it drives him nuts. most of the dates he organises are more casual - cafe dates, food truck with the best food in Dahlia, park dates (as he is a golden retriever, personified), so it's not much of an issue.
when asher does make a reservation at a nice place, he has to get milo's help (are you picking up a theme xD) to pick up an outfit that's more than his usual casual stuff or work wear. he's very nearly late to his own date, but he does manage to pay the bill this time. he also takes them to a play they mentioned being interested in one time, weeks ago, and it's perfect. <3
9. Is someone multilingual? Do they try to teach another language to the other? How does it go?
I love this question, as yes, babe and ash both know BSL, because babe is HOH and knows BSL, and ash has been picking it up for them. they use it around the house and around the pack, when it's loud and busy and ash can sense babe getting overwhelmed and asks if they want to duck out for a minute to catch their breath. babe started teaching ash signs, but he signed up to online courses a few months in, as he already knew this was relationship was gonna be it for him, and he wanted them to be free to take out their cochlear when he stayed over. he's a quick learner, even if he gets his signs mixed up sometimes (leading to some amusing propositions hehehe)
13. Who’s loud? Who’s quiet? Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How?
hehehehe, EXCELLENT QUESTION. asher is loud. we know this. babe loves it, loves that he is responsive, loves that they can hear the effect they have on him. babe on the other hand is quiet, and always has been - and asher is always on a mission to get them to a place where they can loosen some of that tight control they have over themselves so he can hear them. it's always special when he does <3
Hey cam ✨ today I’m thinking about prison boyfriends I&M… do you have any headcanons about their time in prison?
ohhh hi bestie! first of all im sure this has been said already but Ian was literally working in the infirmary, I am 100% certain he could have and would have stolen some lube packets at some point. the mayo thing was so foul and for WHAT. also perhaps slightly more controversial: I feel like during their prison era is probably when Mickey realized for sure he wanted to marry Ian. like yeah they gave each other a ton of shit constantly but I think coexisting like that with him even in a cell was probably the closest Mickey had been to feeling at home in a long long time. as much as it may seem like a no-brainer to us third parties, I don't think we fully appreciate what a huge sacrifice it was for Mickey to encourage Ian to try to get released before him, especially after Mickey turned himself in and got locked away specifically to be with him. and that's ANOTHER THING. I really want to know if they ever actually discussed what happened at the border & after. I think their time being literally locked in a room together could have been utilized to talk through a lot of shit they never had a chance to discuss before. at that point in canon they both owe each other a lot of apologies and explanations. I like to think they decided to put on their big boy pants and talk about their feelings before jumping right back into a relationship, y'know? maybe I just have a healthy communication kink tho. oh and on the same note, Ian definitely made sure to visit mickey every fuckin day after he got released.
I don't think he's particularly fussed as long as something is "good" but I don't think he's a fan of cliche jumpscare horror movies? Finds them dull and it's almost impossible to scare him anyways.
He likes when he has to figure the answer out and he always likes to be one step ahead so murder mysteries are right up his street, plus if he can discuss it with you and you can have your little theories together? He loves that, loves hearing your smart ideas and the little anecdotes you have. He's the type that when the murderer is revealed at the end? He's glued, he's hooked and he mutters a little "I fuckin knew it...."
He's a classy man so the stoic main leads always tend to be his favourite. (Izana is a John wick enthusiast in my mind ok)
But I also think he likes historical dramas particularly the type about kings and kingdoms and queens and all. He is after all, a king, it's natural for him to be fascinated by that.
In the end however I think he just likes the fact that he gets to spend that quality time with someone he likes. There doesn't have to be talking, and he likes feeling comfortable and doing something with someone who feels comfortable in return.
so I was thinking this since yesterday because of these tags on the webweave
and this one came after that
and it made me think like what if. what if. it's actually not that deep it's just me who's so emotionally attached to this piece of media because i have known it for this long and it's my coping mechanism.like what if that second person watches jjk and doesn't connect with them like this and they end up hating it because i gave them hope and i made it deeper than it is💀
i am so mad at your brain for spiralling down this road because all i can think is OMG!!!!!! YOUR WEBWEAVE IS SO AWESOME PEOPLE WANT TO WATCH THE SHOW JUST BECAUSE OF SOME PICS AND QUOTES GLUED TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!! also pls i love the first tags so cute with DO ANOTHER!!!!
DARLING, YOU'RE GOING TO ME CRAZY, OH MY GOD I MADE A SCANDAL HERE FOR THIS. I WANT TO CRY MY GOD YOUR EDIT SHOULD BE ON A GIANT BANNER TO EXALT THE PRECIOUSNESS OF RUGGIE TOT
BABE! Ugh so annoyed! I recreated Chris Moltisanti’s apartment from The Sopranos on sims AND IT WON’T LET ME FUCKIN’ UPLOAD THE SHIT TO THE FUCKIN’ CUNTING GALLERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE IS FUCKIN’ DEPRIVED & IT’S A FUCKIN’ TRAVESTY (it’s all 90’s themed modern black furniture it’s awesomesauce u🖤 need 2 c it)
@ HELPLESS ANON REQUESTING ASTARION AND HUMAN GN TAV I SEE YOU... ASKS MAKE ME A BIT NERVOUS TO REPLY THEM DIRECTLY BUT I WILL GET TO YOU IN DUE TIME I PROMISE
Hey dear, get better soon 💚💚💚 Periods can be sooo hard to deal with, lol 😫 Here, have Ana de Armas as Poison Ivy! Omg this needs to happen fr! This woman is supernaturally beautiful and talented and also latina/hispanic!! I would love a latina Poison Ivy 💚💚💚😍😍😍😍😍
𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: oscar’s girlfriend is feral on main.
𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: crack. this is a shitpost, you have been warned. uh this is completely unrealistic, it’s pure vibes okay. this is not an accurate representation of those mentioned.
𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴: oscar piastri x fem!black!reader
𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲: smau.
𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲: i wouldn’t consider myself an oscar girlie but then,,, i opened tumblr and saw the photos of oscar from when he went karting and um…now have another op 81 mess of a smau! this is completely unserious and it’s inspired by the nefarious actions i would do to oscar’s biceps. inspired by @dwarvenchords and @hookhausenschips ‘s reblog lol. it’s short but, enjoy, loves xxx.
oscarpiastri: love…you couldn’t even save this for the close friends stories? you had to post it on main
yninstagram: did you like my joke? oscar “jack”ed piastri LOL im so clever
oscarpiastri: ijbol 😐
yninstagram: i’d be pressed but ur muscles are distracting me
oscarpiastri: u should cmere and give them a kiss :)
lilymhe: he let u tie a bow around his bicep?!!! omfg i have to do this with alex
yninstagram: i don’t think alex has enough muscles to meet the requirement for the bow :/
landonorris: he’s such a simp
landonorris: i would never let my girlfriend tie a bow on me 🥱
yninstagram: step 1: have a girlfriend
logansargeant: your freak out on twitter had a slight mentally-ill aura
yninstagram: shut the fuck up and get on a podium before you talk to me
yninstagram: gangly bitch + not funny didn’t laugh + L
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yninstagram • february 28th • in between my boyfriends tiddies ⚑
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yninstagram: things to do with your boyfriends muscles; listed in the comments below (a huge thanks to the toto user on twt for FINALLY sending me the photo)
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yninstagram 1. tie a bow around them (completed)
➥ user thx for sharing the photo
➥ user FUCK! I CAN’T FIND A PIECE OF PAPER TO WRITE THIS ON
yninstagram 2. kiss them (completed)
➥ user awh how cute! going to nap on the interstate rq
➥ user wait for me!
➥ user omg slumberpartyyyyy
yninstagram 3. touch them (completed)
➥ markwebber there’s a time i thought you were a normal girl
➥ yninstagram who told you to think that??
user i know those arms are rock solid 🥴🤤
user i’m the toto user on twitter !!! she did not kill me y’all !!!
➥ user u were flirting with death babes
➥ user i would not have admitted to this under her post
➥ user you should seek witness protection 🙏🏾
yninstagram 4. have him suffocate you with them (he said no)
➥ oscarpiastri WHY DID YOU INCLUDE THIS ONE
➥ logansargeant i think you’re proving the mentally-ill part y/n
➥ yninstagram u sound jealous logan
➥ user personally, i think if you didn’t want her to say that, you shouldn’t have muscles @/oscarpiastri
➥ oscarpiastri oh! yeah! why didn’t i think of that—lemme just take them off rq 😐 WTH
yninstagram 5. wall sex (?)
➥ oscarpiastri i specifically said not to say #4 and #5 in public
➥ user the question mark is SENDING MEEEEE
➥ yninstagram i mean, i can tell you that he didn’t say no to this one 😈 @/user
➥ landonorris i did not want to see this when i opened ig
➥ yninstagram do us all a favor then and delete ur account x
➥ oscarpiastri what she said^
➥ landonorris :o -> :(
yninstagram 6. draw on them (in progress)
➥ user wait this one is actually cute 🤭
➥ oscarpiastri watching the pure concentration on her face is adorable
➥ user omg she’s so 👉🏼👈🏼 coded
➥ oscarpiastri it tickles lol
➥ yninstagram ur moving around too much
➥ yninstagram might have to tie you to the headboard 😏
➥ user and she’s back on her bs
yninstagram 7. watch him flex for you (ongoing indefinitely)
➥ mclaren do we have your permission to post oscar thirst traps now?
➥ yninstagram i’m sure we could work out something mutually beneficial
oscarpiastri • february 28th • my girl’s basement ⚑
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oscarpiastri she knocked out on my chest halfway through drawing on me. didn’t know this was part of the boyfriend job description, felt like there was some false adverting. overall: 12/10 experience, will be doing this again.
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danielricciardo didn’t know where this was going for a sec but fuck you guys are so cute 🥹
➥ oscarpiastri thank you? i guess
➥ user oh to have my relationship praised by danny ric
➥ user girl ur man responds to your texts two days late
➥ user DAMN u didn’t have to air out my business like thatttt
user WHAT DID SHE USE TO DRAW ON YOU OSCAR??? HELP A GIRL OUT
➥ oscarpiastri its liquid eyeliner 🫡
➥ oscarpiastri she used an eyeshadow palette when she wanted to add colors
➥ user why did i never think of that, she’s so smarttttt
user oscar piastri the MAN that u AREEEE
logansargeant so,,,,are we still getting dinner later orrrrr
➥ user LOL
➥ user omg y/n was right logan IS jealous
➥ logansargeant im not jealous !!!!
➥ user 💀
➥ user okayyyy….we believe you LMAOOOOO
➥ oscarpiastri ijbol 😂
➥ logansargeant stop using ijbol it’s not funny
➥ user this will be the only time that i say i agree with logan on something
➥ logansargeant ur literally a fan account FOR ME?? @/user
pairing: lando norris x pregnant!reader y/n (she/her)
genre: social media au, established relationship
warnings: sexual references but not major, mainly fluff with some joking/play fighting yk the vibes
summary: in which your pregnancy announcement is met with an unexpected response
a/n: chose lando coz im obsessed with him atm😭😭😭 also i think this plot suits him better lol. it's pretty short but it fits the plot best imo!
request!!!: Can I request reader and driver, maybe Carlos or lando, announce her pregnancy only for fans to put together that the baby is a result of a race win
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fc: various blonde girls from pinterest
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yourusername we've been keeping a secret… 20 weeks and counting 🕊️
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user1 OH MY GOD
yourmother im crying again y/n!
yourusername you better stop by the time baby's here!
lilyzneimer so happy for you guys 🥹
yourusername tysm angel <3
iamrebeccad amazing news ❤️
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alexandrasaintmleux congratulations ❤️
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francisca.cgomes ahhh cant wait for baby to be born!
yourusername 🥹🥹🥹
user2 all the wags comments!! so cute
carlossainz55 are you sure?
yourusername 😂😂😂 yes lando is going to be a father for the 500th time
user3 hahahaha poor lando
charles_leclerc wow sending love to you both! congratulations!
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oscarpiastri congratulations to my favourite couple!
yourusername thanks osc 😊
danielricciardo contrats 🎉
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logansargeant wow congratulations guys
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user4 20 weeks you say... 🧐
landonorris posted a story
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user5 ahh she's so gorgeous
user6 i can't believe u guys are gonna have a baby omg 😭
user7 wowwww
user8 cant wait for baby norris 🥹
lilyzneimer you better be looking after her
landonorris i am!!!
lilyzneimer good.... im watching
landonorris scary
yourmother look after my baby!
landonorris i am!!! why does no one believe me
yourmother she's carrying precious cargo
landonorris oh dont i know it 😭
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landonorris anyway 🤫
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user16 r u telling us to shut up lando 🥺🥺
landonorris yes actually y/n is mad at u guys!
user17 NOOOOOOOOOOOO
user18 smh coz u guys r always running ur mouth
user19 what happened? what did u guys do this time 🤔
user20 ...worked out when their baby was conceived...
user21 HAHAHAHAHHA
user22 too far i fear
carlossainz55 me personally, i think it's funny
landonorris well...
yourusername shut up both of you
carlossainz55 sorry y/n
oscarpiastri forgive & forget 😌
user23 yup i agree with oscar! forgive us y/n
yourusername hmmm.... NO!
user24 HAHAHAHA
user25 hahahah poor y/n!
user26 it was a special race win tbf, we'd all have done the same thing y/n <3
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yourusername lil update. we r so ready for baby now
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user27 omg she's so much bigger now
user28 what's the gender??
user29 they havent told us
user30 ur glowing y/n
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user31 she liked this.. maybe she is forgiving us :)
lilyzneimer miss you in the garage babe
yourusername miss you so much! please come visit soon lol
lilyzneimer omg i will🥹🥹
mclaren we cant wait to meet little norris!
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iamrebeccad gorgeous girl
yourusername ily
user32 carlando & landoscar lives on in their wags friendships tbh
oscarpiastri lando is miserable without u, hurry up & have the baby & get back to races
yourusername what do u think im trying to do oscar? 🤨
oscarpiastri yea true. my bad
landonorris i dont like ur tone
oscarpiastri im so sorry
landonorris better
user33 LOL😭😭
time skip 🧡
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yoursister is everything ok?
landonorris i'll keep you updated, dont worry
yoursister you better
user34 she's sooo cute
user35 i cant wait for her to have the baby ahh
user36 giggling & kicking her feet she's jus a girl fr
lilyzneimer keep me updated please
landonorris 😂 will add you to the baby update group chat
lilyzneimer please do omg
carlossainz55 dont freak out
landonorris easy for you to say
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landonorris first month with our daughter x
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user37 OMG FINALLY NEWS
user38 a girl omg
user39 lando a girl dad!!!
user40 awwww a beautiful daughter from winning in miami
landonorris DONT BRING THIS UP AGAIN
user40 oop-my bad
user41 HAHAHAHA
user42 they deffo nickname her miami
oscarpiastri congratulations 🥂
landonorris 🧡
lilyzneimer 🥹🥹🥹🥹 so gorgeous
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carlossainz55 congratulations both of you!
landonorris thanks for all ur help 🫡
carlossainz55 it's nothing :)
yourusername god i love you 🥹
landonorris i love YOU
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user43 HAHAHAHA
user44 ur not mad at us 🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉
user55 this is sooo funny & cute omg i love her
yoursister 😭😭stop it
yourusername hahahaha it is kind of funny tho
lilyzneimer ignoring the caption, u guys are so cute
yourusername 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
landonorris best gift i could ever ask for 😌 i love you