#tfa jazzprowl

[final-milf-ratchet]

Hey. I love TFA Prowl. Jazz definitely needs to pump him full of cum until he's knocked up.. and then more, because no way he's leaving Prowl needy and wanting after. Bonus points since he gets to lick, suck and bite at Prowl's boobs as he pumps him full..

G1 ? G1 is just. So sweet, he'd definitely be happy knocked up as well..

LISTEN. Idw Prowl and Tarantulas baby trapping each other is the funniest thing ever reading that took me OUT

TFA prowl voted most likely to get knocked up fucking in the woods 3 years running ☺️

Anyway yeah once jazz and him have their whole ~thing~ going on I think they sneak out into the woods for 'meditation' and fuck like rabbits. Of course, since it's 'au naturale', it's only a matter of time until their meditation sessions leave prowl with bit of a problem. Or a bitty of a problem. Ba dum tis!

And yeah, g1 prowl would just be so sweet and happy about having a sparkling 🥹 I love g1 prowl he's my little guy. G1 jazzprowl especially is good.

The fic only has one chapter but this fic lives in my head rent free for g1 prowl. If anyone has any g1 prowl fic recs pls send them my way I love him.

Anywho. The taraprowl mutual baby trapping fic that only exists in my head.

Prowl pov: 'if I get pregnant, I'll have more control over him and he can't betray or leave me"

Tarantulas pov: "if I get him pregnant he can't leave me"

And they're both doing crazy shit to get prowl pregnant. Ie, prowl pokes holes in the condoms and then tarantulas refuses to pull out when it breaks. Prowl starts drinking additives that are supposed to help with fertility, tarantulas uses science to track when prowls spark is more fertile. Crazy shit that they do not communicate to each other at ALL.

And then Prowl does finally get pregnant with springer. And now they've got this whole weird domestic partner ship going on bc tarantulas needs to provide transfluid for the bitty obviously so prowl has to stick around more often. Just for springers sake. Not because prowl cares or anything. Baka.

[bloominglegumes]

thinking about them so much,,,,

[emisatea]

was this what yoketron taught you prowl? - happy pride month people 😇 i drew prowls exes for this year!

[blueshirezz-2]

My old tfa sh*tposts

[dispensorfan]

first post woohoo!

did an art trade w my friend :3 they did some stuff for my oc while i did tfa jazzprowl for them!

[tf-kinktober2024]

Transformers Kinktober 2024 prompt list. Transcript under the cut:

1. Exhibitionism, Filming/Photographing

2. Spanking, Frame Modifications

3. Power Play, Gags

4.  Roleplay, Insecticons

5. Wet & Messy, Group Sex

6. First Time, Blindfolds

7. Plug & Play, Sex Toys

8. Medical Play, Fisting

9. Spike Worship, Overstimulation

10. Spark Play, Oviposition

11. Dirty Talk, Autobot/Decepticon

12. Edging, Noncon/Dubcon

13. Beastformers, Tentacles

14. Dom/Sub, Free Use

15. Bot/Human, Hatesex

16. Voyeurism, Robogore

17. Valve Worship, Masochism

18. Bondage, Somnophilia

19. Alt Form Sex, Vore

20. Praise Kink, Monsterfucking

21. Phone Sex, Captor/Prisoner

22. Size Difference, Predacons

23. Sex Pollen, Public Humiliation

24. Oral Fixation, Stuck

25. Seduction, Size Kink

26. Electricity Play, Watersports

27. Pet Play, Anonymous Sex

28. Bathing, Knife Play

29. Secret Identity, Minicons

30. Femmedom, Riding

31. Wild card!

[mightyfoz]

aaand more designs!! we got our famous duos - Prowl and Jazz with Bulkhead and Bee! part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6

[mechanoize]

shoutout I miss them

background cus there’s goofy little lugnut clones that didn’t make it into the final </3

[secretshepherdplaidherring]

[pasquiart]

prowl doodles 😘😉

[sargentstyrofoam]

I did an art trade with @mechanoize !!

TFA Jazzprowl for the heart <3

[final-milf-ratchet]

TFA Jazz and Prowl sneaking out for "meditation", knowing no one will want to join them, and having the wildest, most passionate sex every time,,

I need you to know how hard i wheezed at "au naturel" as a way to say they're doing it raw,, also i admire you pun skills.

The two of them just keep going at it, and one morning when Prowl's stretching he swears he feels like his plating is.. swollen a little. but Jazz doesn't seem to notice, so he doesn't say anything. a week or two later though ? he's definitely swollen. impossible to miss now, considering how skinny he normally is. But it takes Jazz dragging him to Ratchet for them to have a positive verdict.. they really have a bitty problem. maybe, even, a dual bitty problem..

(My pun skills are the result of years of secret government training, creating the most underappreciated jokester ever made 🫡 I can walk into a room and make every person there groan with how bad my jokes and puns are. )

Bumblebee: where do you guys go all the time 🤨

Prowl: 😶‍🌫️

Jazz: uh... Meditation?

Bumblebee: boring! Forget I asked 🙄

Prowl and jazz: 😇😇

Listen prowls all about that nature stuff! I think jazz shows up with a condom meditation day one and prowl looks at him like he's stupid. You can't connect with nature if you're using a rubber. Idiot. (Prowl just likes creampies)

They do actually meditate! They just take 'bonding' breaks in-between meditation sessions 😉😉 making sure they really get know each other. Intimately.

Prowl and jazz always stretch together, it is an important part of exercising and meditation! Making sure your joints are loose and all that. And then, one day prowl notices it's getting a little, harder to touch his toes (ped-tips? What would you even call this part of their feet??) No one says anything, but he assumes he needs to cut back the energon a little bit...

And then a couple weeks later jazz watches him struggle for a few minutes before (gently) suggesting they go talk to ratchet. Prowls got a little bump, only noticeable when you really look for it...

Ratchet is SO MAD

He knows these fuckers know how to use a condom!!! He has a stock of them just to be sure!! And what does prowl go and do??! GET HIMSELF PREGNANT!!! Out of all the bots he thought he had to worry about Bulkhead and Bumblebee knocking each other up but turns out the real enemy was PROWL!!!! (He says all of this while marching around taking stock of what they need to get for prowl to have a healthy pregnancy)

And now everyone knows they were sneaking out to frag whenever they said they were 'meditating' bumblebee is .5 seconds away from a breakdown when he realizes prowls been getting laid every single day.

Optimus is also .5 seconds away from a breakdown but that's because he's thinking about them having to deal with prowls pregnancy on EARTH with only RATCHET as a doctor and ratchets not even trained in maternity care and theirs TWO SPARKLINGS and- and!!! (And then he faints. Poor Optimus it's just going to keep getting worse for him. As soon as prowl gives birth and jazz lets him hold the twins, Optimus falls head over heels for them. He is best uncle.)

[lacedshoes]

I will love u forever if u draw jazz listening to 2010's nightcore (IF U NEED SPECIFIC SONGS PUHLEASE ASK)

🎵call the doctor call the doctor there must be somethin' wrong with me oohhh he's a monster why do I want ya🎶

[cozzzynook]

Hi

Thought I'd give your ask a try. I love dad Optimus and son Bumblebee.

How do you think dad Optimus reacts to Bee's potential partners?

It depends on the partners honestly.

- if the partners are both Jazz and Prowl, he’s hesitant but gives approval.

- Optimus pulls Jazz aside and Prowl both together and alone and make it very clear he will use rank and force to make their spark’s miserable if they hurt his bitlet mech in any way.

- He tells Prowl in so many words he will make the stoic mech lose composure and shows Jazz that even if he is a beast in the field, he is no Optimus Prime.

- Of course Bumblebee never finds out, he just happily sits on his sires lap and tells him about his day and how happy he is while the others know just how terrifying Optimus really is as he smiles looking at the two who are statue still failing to look unfazed.

- If its Tarn trying to get with Bee Optimus does not care about peace nor does he care about being civil or having honor. He will make sure Tarn knows to never set pede near his bitlet again. Megatron does not do anything to stop Optimus, he warned his troops, they should’ve listened.

- Oddly if its Soundwave and Shockwave Optimus is down right pissed but does nothing to stop it. Bee is in his rebellious phase and he hopes it will end soon. He bites his glossa in hopes it will be over soon and Bee will pick a nice autobot he approves of. Bee does not. Optimus almost rips his finials off when he sees Bee taking care of Shockwave and Soundwaves sparklings Rumble and Frenzy. They look like a family pod and he wishes it would stop. Its Ratchet that pats his shoulder armor and tells him to look at the bright side, “he’s well protected. Those sparklings nearly offlined a mech for trying to touch him. What do you think Shockwave and Soundwave will do?” Optimus isn’t so against it after that, after all- anything goes to protect his bitlet.

- Optimus out right refuses for Bee to Starscream which leads to Bee running off and Optimus leaking coolant chasing after him. Optimus does NOT want anything to come of this and he can’t live a peaceful life cycle knowing his bitlet is mated to Starscream of all mechas. Until he sees how loving and genuine Starscream can be. He’s still a menace and a scrap screamer with everybot else but for Bee he’s at least tame, bare-able and sweet sparked.

- Optimus honestly puts the least amount of pressure on Thundercracker. He’s civil, plans things, looks at the bigger picture, is not Starscream or the little menace Skywarp. And he easily sees how smitten Thuncracker is about Bee. He didn’t put up much fight when he saw Bee returning those feelings and didn’t object when Thundercracker asked to spark bond with Bee. When TC is seen cuddling with Bee Optimus forgets TC is a decepticon who should not be relaxing in an autobot base with his bitlet wrapped in a blanket in recharge on his chassis while said seeker writes a play dedicated to his bitlet….Optimus actually doesn’t mind this. His bitlet is happy so he is happy.

- last but not least if its Blitzwing…Primus help them. Its every creators worst nightmare to know their sweet, precious gremlin bitlet is being courted by the likes of Blitzwing. The afthole seeker turned triple changer who courts his bitlet in some of the sweetest and most chaotic ways imaginable. Blitzwing draws countless images of Bumblebee in recharge, fueling, fighting and gazing at the stars. He would think it sweet if it weren’t the triple changer he saw half devour a mech for touching his bitlet inappropriately. The only reason he stopped was because Bee demanded him. Optimus was NOT fond of Blitzwing asking for Bumblebee’s servo and spark. Nor was he fond of how gentle Blitzwing could be with his bitlet when it was just the two of them. Optimus will deny stalking them he simply had the same route as they did. Even when he looked through their shared home and watched as Blitzwing made fuel for the both of them every lunar cycle without fail because apparently it was his love language.

-Optimus definitely didn’t break down leaking coolant the moment his bitlet said he was in love and spark bonded to Blitzwing. And no, Optimus didn’t hold Bee hostage in his arms leaking because he didn’t want to let his little bitlet go. He did no such thing.

Basically Dad optimus is protective and wants only the best for his baby bot while also being emotional.

☺️🍉🇵🇸🇨🇩🇾🇪🇭🇹

[tara-tchaisky]

Quick sketch ft. Jazzprowl lol (BLOOD/ENERGON WARNING??!!?)

[sunstreakerapologist]

Actually another thing I fucking hate in this fandom is how 99% of jazzprowl content have these fucking imaginary personalities for them, and it's usually super fucking racist for Jazz. I actually used to like jazzprowl in tfa before I saw the completely delusional, racist dreck that people were making for them. It fucking disgusts me. You obviously don't like these characters, you like what you imagine they're like, and what you're imagining is fucking racist.