#tf2 the messenger

[mingot-studios]

yo anyone out wanna help with designing my tf2 ocs?

[littleguypumpkinsheep]

Sits politely

[juminhandfs]

Vanderwood: Final Question... You have a dinner date for seven... what time do you arrive?

Seven: Six. A.M. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta get rid of them. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30...

Vanderwood: You're ready.

Seven: *hopeful* Really?

Vanderwood: No. Everything you just said was insane.

[askmessenger]

April Fools checklist

-put gum in @atomicbonkenergydrink's hat

-Drew funny faces on @listenupcupcakes's weird wooden cutouts

-Put glitter in @mmphmmphmrf's flamethrower's canister thingy

-Put a woopee cushion on Engineer's chair

-Put a bow on Sasha

-Put ink on Lookout's binnoculars

-watered down @meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy's booze

-Replaced @elegantredsnake's cigarettes with candy ones

-swapped @itsajobnotamentalsickness jarates with jars of lemonade

-planted a fake bird in @anotherbloodiedbonesaw lab

[mudhound]

Various (messy) Messenger sketches from the last however many months to celebrate the comic release. Ft The Ranger and leaning tower of Sniper and also my inability to consistently draw my own OC’s nose.

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

DEMO!

THERE'S A TONKARATON IN THE BASE!

I SAW IT!

-✉[@askmessenger]

Woah lad, calm down there.

First off, ye mean a bike? Second off: Tonkaraton ain't a real curse or something of the sort, Caum yer jets.

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

WATER FIGHT!!!

*throws water ballloon*

-✉ ( @askmessenger)

ACH- YOU DUMMKOPF! MY COAT! I VILL GET YOU FOR ZHIS!

[ask-the-messenger-tf2]

Haven't been on here in For Ever but something funny I've noticed in the last few years is how Messenger's backstory and personality and everything has actually started meshing much cleaner with Tf2 the Angrier Of A Person I Become. I've learned how to divvy aspects of myself up for self inserts better and Messenger has increasingly become an outlet for cornered dog aggression I've repressed my entire life. This has made her interactions with the mercs way more organic despite them not being the target of her unofficial license to kill. She's become a foil to pauling even more it's just really interesting stuff.

Too bad the likelihood of me ever doing a comic or writing my thoughts down is. Small.

[thebubblybutcher]

THERE IS A TONKARATON AROUND HERE

-✉ [@askmessenger]

oh, no, no.. that's just gunna'. now there really is somethin wrong with his face, HAH!

[sacrer-blu]

HeyigotaboxoffrogsidontknowhattodowithsoimjsutgonnagivethemtoyouimgonnaleaveeforeyoucanprocessthisBYE!!

-✉

Wha

OH MON DIEU GRACIEUX POURQUOI Y A-T-IL TANT DE FUCKING GRENOUILLES?!

[ilikeclipboards]

MISS PAULING!! THERE'S AN EMERGENCY!!!

-✉ [@askmessenger]

Sighs.... what did you do now?

[mingot-studios]

TF2: "Papaya" Part 1:

Scout: Okay, Messenger. You ready in there? Messenger: Ready for what? Scout: *Groan* We're pranking Spy. When he comes by, you jump out and shoot the paint balloons at him, okay? Messenger: Like this? *throws a paint balloon at Scout* Scout: Messenger, what are you doing?! Messenger: I thought you gave the code word. Scout: What? There ain’t a code word! Soldier: Let's make the code word "papaya". *Scout gets hit with a paint balloon* Scout: The code word is not "papaya"! *gets hit with paint balloon* Scout: Look, let's go over this again- *gets hit with paint balloon* Messenger: Did someone say "papaya"? *Throws paint balloon at scout* Pyro: (muffled) No one said "papaya". *Scout gets hit with a paint balloon* Scout: WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING, "PAPAYA"?! *Gets hit with paint balloon* Soldier: You know, I'm not crazy about "papaya." *Scout gets hit with paint balloon* Let's make the code word "rutabaga". *Scout gets hit with paint balloon* Pyro: (muffled) Or how about "avocado"? *Scout is hit with a paint balloon* Messenger: I still like "papaya." Ooh, I said it! *Throws paint balloon at Scout*

[littleguypumpkinsheep]

MESSENGER SMOOCHING SPY!!!!!

THEYRE SO STUPID!!!

[singingtinydeskengineer]

[askmessenger]

I just remember Emessi Blue and

[mudhound]

I was really down the other day and my partner went “want to know what makes me feel better sometimes? There was this art of Zarya saying “sometimes you may feel weak and helpless, but just remember: my muscles can push through walls.” But overwatch sucks so just imagine it’s Heavy Weapons Guy.”

Reader do you know how warm