#tf2 related dream

[emilythedog661-tf2]

Before i get to all the Requests i got, i Had a Dream!

So in the dream, my brain completely reworked the TF2 comic where firstly, i was there replacing Zhanna and i was also dressed as Engineer for some reason, i think it was Soldier was the one who put me in the clothes as he missed Engineer, Soldier seem to be obsessed into going in basement and attacking anyone there with a neck snap, we (as in me, Soldier, Spy and Pyro) then find the TFC Engineer and i remember Soldier saying

'hey you! do you remember this Engineer?' and he points to me as i was dressed as Engineer

The TFC Engineer nods and then starts crying about how the Engineer Role isn't real and he was just hired to be there with the others not really liking them and not wanting to be there, we then decide to leave the TFC Engineer alone as he was distressed and Soldier wanted to go into a basement again, i told him that we were already in a basement and we needed to go outside which looked like a distorted version on my garden, Soldier starts looking around disappointed and i sarcastically said to him

'wow! i wish i was in a basement right about now killing innocent people and then kissing my boyfriend to show how much i love him!' i think i was taking my Engineer role seriously and also my Helmet Party senses kicked in

I then start looking around the garden and i then spot Medic sitting by a pond talking to the Koi Fish inside the pond, i then walk over to him and this conversation happened

Me - 'Medic, are you okay?'

Medic - 'did you kill them all?' (Referring to the TFC Mercs)

Me - 'Yeah but we left one alive which was the Engineer, he was very distraught and he said i looked familiar'

Medic - 'he should of killed him but i'm glad you didn't, he is engineer f-...'

Me - '...Father? that guy was engineer's father?'

Medic - *Nodding*

Soon, Soldier, Spy and Pyro appeared (i have no idea where Sniper, Miss.Pauling, Heavy or Scout were) and i remember medic saying something but i don't know what and then the dream ended

that's the dream, i think it was a little funny that Soldier became obsessed with going into basement to kill people and my brain figuring out that Engineer's father was Engineer father but whatever

Lastly, i have "9" requests to do and a ghost requests as it saying i have 10 but i can only count 9 so yeah, i have to figure out what this ghost wants me to do 🤔

[lucifer-the-fetus-eater]

Mayor of teufort the kind of guy to make gay marriage legal because “all marriages should be happy I can’t believe happy marriages were illegal! That explains my relationship with my wife”

[gophergal]

Far from being the type that doesn't ship Pyro with anyone, I'm the type that thinks they're an excellent addition to any pairing

Spice it up, indeed

[charbway]

last night i dreamt that sniper & i were married but were in the process of getting a divorce and soldier was the divorce lawyer

[ruthytwoshakes]

EYEBALL WOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love when characters have a weird relationship with their identity as an immigrant (psychoanalysing silly tf2 men) (demo n heavy)

[fenningrya]

Some drawings but they get less TF2 related as they go down…

I had a dream that the mercenaries worked at a magic school. This is what I remember the Blu Spy looking like… More art underneath!!

Jesper (white cowboy hat) and the chestnut-colored horse belongs to @medicalmaladiess !!! Barnaby and Jesper are our TF2 OCs. :3

I rewatched Megamind earlier and forgot how fun and silly it is, so I made some doodles. :]

[jevilowo]

The urge to be like ERM ACTUALLY every time someone says some tf2 shit that is lore inaccurate gets stronger the more lore I learn.

This also goes for Scout and Spy stuff, annoyingly. No, Spy isn't a remorseless bastard (wouldn't have helped Scout after they all got fired, or pretended to be Tom Jones if he was). No, Scout doesn't really have daddy issues (literally only mentions his dad once and that was only after asking Heavy if his father was dead).

No, Spy didn't abandon Scout before he was born, Scout's memory dream implies he stuck around for at least a year and a bit. Theres even a few implications floating around that he and Scout’s Ma are still somewhat together: photos in the Fight Songs inside cover, a photo in some vr thing game files, even that one Saxxy trailer! And of course the fact his model looks the exact same as his current one in the Meet the Spy pictures. And "off to visit your mother!!".

No, Scout isn't an idiot. He suspects Spy is his father. He learns about the Tom Jones thing while dying of blood loss, so chances are like ten minutes after that he'll remember Tom Jones is like the same age as him, and has been dead for weeks.

There's other lore stuff too, but its the Spy and Scout thing that people get wrong the most nowadays, mostly bc they're blinded by Scanst potential and busy throwing relatability onto his twink ass.

[rainbowgod666]

A few oddities on the funny floating island of the tumbler

Over 65% of spells are related to henital punishments

@the-gnomish-bastard's tower: scanning and FreeCam didnt show any sort of system to move the island so yeah, his "dont fuck with the tower" makes sense because theres nothing to fuck with. However: the tunnel leading to his horde (the one with anachronistic dragons due to yours truly) is... not the only one. Theres a second tunnel leading into the gnome's Personal Piggy Bank and let me tell you. That shit is long and worrying, there are NO RATS in THAT tunnel.

@official-megumin: HER HOUSE IS CUP SHAPED AND THE ROOF IS HER HAT (squeals like a fucking anime girl)

Most of the island is... empty. Trees trees trees and maybe some critters but everything else is accessible through clearly mapped portals. Deep Reality Analitic Scanning yielded NOTHING either when the island was lifted, currently, or when itsgoing to be destroyed. Which means its either Like That From Before The Wizards, or Faunocide.

The area around my base (which is basically in a crater) is even MORE uninhabited. I tried it all: the rats, the gnome's fungus, ants... it doesnt "stick".

Turns out im immune to fucking chronological manipulation. Maybe i added "chronosapien bullshit" to my splicing and just... did not remember??? Huh.

On that note, this explains why lancer rpg's whole "lich licenses are retroactive" thing doesnt work on me. Cool huh.

Turns out this place is a few thousand miles off the USA east coast. Neat.

Internet and cable work here, but piracy is still based

I heard of "revolutionaries", what i dont get of them is why their boss looks REALLY similar to Sabo from one piece

Found the bowl of the original stew arcanum: someone stole it and used high-dimensionality to hide it... RIGHT where @the-illegal-wizard-council put their access. Good thing i have more dimensions than inches on my di

Theres a shrine to @nyancrimew. For some reason. I dont know but it looks cool. Left some flowers there cause it felt like the right thing to do. Idk

Theres a strange version of american wood bamboo (a thing that exists but isnt called like that) but metallic growing on the southeast side, and analysis shows that those are... caused by my presence. Whoops.

I saw TF2 POOTIS ENGAGE HEAVY in the forest. Not fucking with that

There is a portal (which didnt exist until my arrival so its probably some kinda fracture in spacetime) that apparently shows something like the future. I saw a bunch of wizardblr users crucifed and my literal corpse on a shining marble throne. Whats up with that huh?

The Fungus fears me. Which is dumb cause dude im not gonna use all of you for rice you dumb fuck-

Someone owns a giant rooster simply called "Mr.Cock". Not sure why tho... considering the name arrived to the new owner in a dream

[boredgrace23-gracepotts]

Just to publicly air out a silly dream I have: I so SO badly want to be known as that one artist/writer who's known for their lack of shipping in each fandom and build a big, HUGE loyal fanbase I can joke around with, and not only that, but follow me from fandom to fandom, because I know how stuck someone can get when they're known for just a certain ship in a certain fandom.

I know every fandom is very ship-centred, and I mean, I get it; I'm currently in the TF2 fandom, and I understand why people like speeding bullet and red oktoberfest. One is two men trying to understand their feelings, and the other is old man yaoi. I get it. That shit's like sucking on a strawberry milk popsicle on a hot day (hehe). Though I'm also aroace, so I'm oblivious to anything romance-related, and I get tuckered out easily when it comes to that stuff.

But because I don't ship often, I don't get much traction, so I have to draw ship art or I have to insinuate my post is ship art, but when they find out I'm not a shipper, they leave. It kind of saddens me, but what can you do, you know? I'm a non-shipper for those who want a break from the ships.

But I'm so glad for the few fans I do have, even if it's only a handful. I can't be any more grateful for you guys because I have to start from somewhere, y'know?

Alas, so is the life of a non-shipper.

[parisoonic]

Just wanted to say thanks for all the tf2 art.

Your art is great and is really reminiscent of the comics. I hope Valve hires you in some official capacity to work on something tf2 related cause your work is just fantastic.

Cheers for the lovely comment! HAH that would be a dream come true but it's also cool that the 'TF2 project' as it currently stands is a tight consistant team of artists, writers and creatives - that doesn't happen much in the industry nowadays.

[weinerundcognac45]

🪖Headcanons / Fanons about a Soldier:

Headcanon:

• Homophobia – TF2's actions take place in the 60s and 70s, so homophobia is completely normal in those realities.

• Supports the Vietnam War, literally dreams of fighting, because this is an actual combat action at the time of the comics – this is indicated by the accessories "Soldier's Stash" and "Shellmet" – "We've hit the top of the mountain, son! Now let's defend this pile of rocks!" – a possible reference to the combat action on Hamburger Hill, cutting off ears, as "Tiger Force" did in Vietnam, of course, a scene from the comics:

• The Soldier is well versed in the history of war: weapons, helmets, uniforms, planes, ships, tanks... Attack strategy and tactics. The whole history of the United States from George Washington to Lyndon Johnson / Richard Nixon...

• ... But because of the eternal paranoia against the background of the Cold War, he began to get confused about the facts, literally rewriting history in his head, considering everyone to be enemies of the United States.

I wrote about the paranoia of a Soldier in another post.

• The Soldier likes to use insults related to gender (calls other mercenaries "girls" and calls them to fight like real men) and nationality ("Stalingrad" and "Ivan" in relation to a Heavy, "boche/kraut" and "Fritz" to a Medic, etc.), loves political jokes. He has a nickname for every mercenary, and not only for enemy mercenaries.

Fanon:

• Survived Prohibition in the USA, made wine and other light alcoholic beverages, sold them underground.

• As a true American, he loves baseball (and American football), so he can often play baseball with a Scout. It resembles a scene from movies where father and son also play.

• Has a good relationship with the Scout, I would even say "parental", because both are hyperactive Americans who love sports and battle. The soldier likes to call the Scout different names – "shorty", "rascal", "wit" and "son".

• Can imitate different animal sounds, especially the cry of an eagle and the chirping of raccoons. This unusual skill appeared as a result of working as a "ranger" – a reference to the comic book Doom-Mates.

• Denies many diseases, believing that this is an excuse to leave the army. He hates long-term treatment, because this is a "manifestation of weakness" that goes against the image of a real warrior. A broken leg is no reason to shirk the army!

[theangelof2fort]

I'll never forget the time I had an odd dream about TF2 removing everyone's gloves.

It was back in 2021 when this happened, my brain as I was asleep was like "Hey, what if we finally got an update but Valve just removes all the hand related gear?"

This would be what the patch notes would look like!

TF2 THE GLOVELESS UPDATE!

.Removed Scout's arm wraps, his melee weapons have a 50% chance of slipping out of his hands. .Removed Spy's gloves, he can now leave finger prints and has an increased chance of being identified .Removed Sniper's single glove and watch and nerfed his ability to tell the time .Removed Heavy's fingerless gloves and all glove related melee weapons including the Apoco-Fists, Killing Gloves of Boxing, Gloves of Running Urgently, Bread Bite, Warrior's Spirit, Fists of Steel, Eviction Notice and the Holiday Punch .Removed Medic's rubber gloves and nerfed his hygiene by 99% .Removed Pyro's hands. We would remove the gloves but we are not allowed to show the real identity of the Pyro so Pyro will no longer be playable .Removed the single glove from Engineer, he can only use the gunslinger

[leducktor]

had a tf2 related dream, so i drew it out :P

[dontneedadispenser]

Hey y’all! I’m happy to announce the DNAD Valentine’s Week 3! The theme is: 

FLUFF VS ANGST

The dates are February 13th-19th, 2023. To participate, please tag your posts as #dnadvalentines2023. To submit your prompt to either the TEAM FLUFF or TEAM ANGST competition, please add #dnadteamfluff23 and #dnadteamangst23. You can create for both teams / combine prompts / make your own prompts, etc. It’s free game! The teams are to track whether there will be more FLUFF or ANGST this Valentine’s season. 

This prompt week will be SFW and it is dedicated to celebrating all types of love (or angst). This means you can create pieces for characters that are romantic/platonic/familial, etc! OCs, sonas, and self-inserts are welcome! If it’s TF2, it counts! The event will also take place on twitter!

SPECIAL CREDITS TO @truekingpumpkin , @mysteryvhs, @thundah-from-down-undah, and @redwiddershins for providing spot art. 

FOR MOR INFORMATION AND A LIST OF PROMPTS, check below the cut!

The Prompts are as follows:

Monday (13th): DEFEND / SAVE / FOOD or CHOKE / ABANDON / ATTACK

Tuesday (14th): VALENTINE’S DAY / FREE DAY

Wednesday (15th): TRUST / CREATE / SUNRISE or SUNSET / BURN / BETRAY

Thursday (16th): TIL’ DEATH DO US PART

Friday (17th): HONEST / “THANK YOU” or BROKEN PROMISE / JEALOUSY

Saturday (18th): REMEMBER / DREAMS or NIGHTMARES / AMNESIA

Sunday (19th): BLESSED / FLY / FIRST or LAST / RUN / DAMNED

You are also allowed to create your own prompts / make things not related to the prompts! Just submit them via the hashtags. 

You are not required to participate in every day! You can do a couple days, one day, etc. You also can post late art to the event (be it on a different day, or after the week ends). I’ll be sure to follow the tag. If I miss your post and it’s been a few days, please tag me on the post or DM it to me directly on the blog.

OC/Sona/Self insert ships are also allowed. This means OC x OC, OC x CANON and so forth with sonas / self inserts are all appropriate. 

Problematic ships are banned from the event. This includes Sp*Scout, Classic!Heavy / Medic, and so on. If you have questions about a particular ship, please feel free to ask.

For questions about the event, please shoot me an ask or message here or reach out in the Dontneedadiscord TF2 Community. 

[ionlypostmymeemocs]

I just had another TF2 Medic related dream... It was weird. It's like those types of dreams change very fast. And each time, it will change when I blink my eyes in my dream. And while it was changing, I saw Medic Heavy.

I'll represent that part of my dream this way:

I opened my eyes and I appeared in a desert like place. There were metal buildings everywhere. Each metal building had its own metal fence to protect people who want to trespass. And there was Medic, who was white shirt long sleeves and brown pants and his normal boots. But he wasn't alone. He was with Heavy, who was wearing his normal red shirt and his brown pants and black boots.

They both were staring at the metal buildings. I couldn't see their faces. Only their backs. I also could hear their voices. I remember what Medic says, but Heavy... Not much. But I'll take a guess for what he was saying to Medic.

Medic: *Sighs deeply* I can't believe it, Heavy! This was my childhood beach. Now it's gone!

Heavy: Things happen, doctor...

I realized that when I move, Heavy and Medic also move along with me. Medic was about say something, but my dream quickly changed. So, I will never know what Medic was about to say.

After that dream... It made me wonder... Was that small and short scene connected with my Sad Dream Medic... Idk tho.

[rainbowdelicgalore]

(I'm taking a big risk in letting this idea out of confinement since it's a pretty fuckin wacky one this time, brace yerselfs!)

TF2 AU Idea: You know how in the TF2 Comics how Medic was able to surgically insert baboon uteruses into people?

Well, since we all know that Medic is the pure epitome of a Mad Scientist and loves to experiment on bodies, most likely even his own

He would've come up with the seemingly asinine and morbid idea to give himself a baboon uterus (don't think he wouldn't do this to himself lol), create a way to combine all the Mercs' and his own "DNA" into one egg (excluding Scout since I see him being a eldest kid/older brother figure in this kinda AU) in order to have a child thats biologically related to all 8 Mercs (a daughter in this case)

All this in order to Medic to have a way to keep himself and all the Mercs together as one big found family if and when there comes the end of the war between the Mann Brothers, so even the Administrator would have a hard time separating the group!

Yeah, they're all too attached to each other to not pull off a fucking cuckoo bananas idea just to stick together as the Unit they are (and Scout gets a new little sister out of it too)!

(this is also slightly based on a dream I had at around 15/16 years old that was basically just me being Sniper's daughter, so it was fun to remember for this)!