#tf2 dad sniper

[dayleebear]

wonder how sniper feels about dilf scout

[jamisonrivv]

dad mundy

[trashanstuff]

something something speeding bullet kiss (ref under the cut)

[bunfellow]

australian family should be like this

[lenny-link]

🤺 🤺

[candycrushmaster9000]

I NEED to draw the mercs or I will die a horrible death

[howdylogan]

he look like a loser "old" man...

ye definitely doesn't deserve his father, smeels like piss and-

OH MY GOD HE JUST BRIBED SMOLL TINY MINI SCOUT WITH A SNICKERS!!!! WHAT!!

[homkamiro]

Day 5 - Meeting Parents

[chuhanchik]

emesis bloo

my pyrosona harassing spy

Flamingo (フラミンゴ) by syudou but its fem sniper

we are soo back

[jevilowo]

I love dates in the tf2 lore. I love knowing exactly when stuff happened. Which makes THIS THING I JUST FOUND a BEAUTIFUL MIRACLE

You've seen this image before, but have you noticed the dates on the prison card thingies? Presumably this is written the American Way (the writers are so american they make Scout and Sniper both call their mothers "mom" despite preferring "ma" and "mum" respectively, as shown previously SEVERal times), so Spy and Scout were arrested on

The 7th of September, 1972.

We can do a lot with this information.

Mann Co was taken over by Grey and Olivia half a month before this: roughly the 23rd of August

Contrary to popular belief, most of the comics have to take place in 1973! Seeing as 6 months after late August is late February.

This also means Scout had to have been born in 1946/7. Not sure about Sniper, I have yet to overanalyse the New Zealand timeline paragraph. I'll get to it eventually.

Medic implies in comic 6 that our mercs have worked together for "at least eight years", while talking about the lore breaking Demo eyeball halloween thing. Assuming the "at least" confusion is over the 1972 Halloween they missed while not working together, the Teufort Nine were hired in 1964.

(I've almost mentally rationalised the lore breaking eyeball as a thing they do at like 4am after regular Scream Fortress shenanigans. Almost.)

Scout claims he has known Ms Pauling for six years. During the War! update, Demoman is unfamiliar with Ms Pauling (he knows she works for the administrator, but thats it), so we can assume that is the point she started working more closely with the mercs, and also 1966/7

I really need to go back to actively working on my timeline instead of passively wondering at 11pm "hey what time of year is it in the comics" and going down a rabbit hole.

Uh if you want to build off this, feel free to, but tell society twas I, the great and nobel Jevil_Owo, who first conceptualised all this.

UPDATE! This post seems to be picking up reblog steam again, so now is a good time to say I was WRONG about the mercs being hired around 1964.

This blog post from 2009 claims the WAR update took place in 1962, meaning the mercs have to have been hired in early 1962 at the latest.

Seeing as Scout would have been 15/16 in 1962, and as that's kind of the youngest one can be hired for just about anything, I'd assume it actually is 1962 they were hired. Ok thats enough I just felt it was my duty as Person Timelining to update people on this Discovery.

SECOND UPDATE!!

Okay this is lowkey blowing up again and I just wanted to add that Valve themselves are not aware of the comics taking place in 1973. Idiots! This is why "7 years later" is 1979 instead of 1980 like it should be. Sigh.

I had already figured that out from a few other things (see the timeline in my pinned post, I point it out a couple of times), but this solidified it lmao.

[dayleebear]

Abandonment issues much?

More dilf scout and soon-to-be stepdad sniper because uh oh I love it

[monstergirls-and-men]

Can you draw Sniper with his mum or dad?

Of course! ✨️

[ I like to believe his dad is deeply proud of him, though he hates his line of work only because his biggest fear is having to attend his son's funeral. ]

[eepy-prince-maxxy]

WIP

I'm not sure if I'll be able to finish this any time soon, but it's been stuck in my head, so have at least a wip sketch of speeding bullet dads

(Also to celebrate the 7th comic)

I'm not crying, you are

[stimpry]

art dump

[lenny-link]

What are spy and Engie's feelings on sniper in the engiespy family dynamic...

sniper really likes to bug spy about being with his son whenever they meet lol

bonus ;P :

[streco3y]

Fresh corpse again