#dad scout

[dayleebear]

wonder how sniper feels about dilf scout

[acrophylll]

on the ground rocking back and forth they turned him into a single dad oh my god they turned him into a single dad And he looks like Grian from minecraft

[shadowlurkerbug]

Sorry I keep thinking about them. Dad Scout makes my heart hurt. He’s genuinely being a good dad good lord.

[siivekassii]

Happy 7th comic everyone! Dad Spy? But what if... Dad Scout?

[homkamiro]

Lil Pootis but I was inspired by a really old USSR film "Wolf and Calf" which made me really emotional

[teavvi]

Siri play Like Him by Tyler the Creator

[queddadraw]

[trashanstuff]

something something speeding bullet kiss (ref under the cut)

[skullz4supper]

that haircut is so UGLY but hes so CUTE idgaffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[lenny-link]

🤺 🤺

[quazies]

A pre-head removal discussion.

[dayleebear]

Abandonment issues much?

More dilf scout and soon-to-be stepdad sniper because uh oh I love it

[balonioni]

Scout is having a moment.

[al8estos]

Dress up a monkey in Armani

He may seem precocious and cute

Despite all that primpin'

You still got a chimp in a suit!

[askfordoodles]

Ok, fellow Emmrichmancers, I need to defend my girl Harding here for a bit, cause she's been getting some disdain and eye-rolling for being the supposed 'discourse-mouthpiece' (ie. being the only one calling out the age gap thing).

Listen, ... when she first brings it up, that's what it SOUNDS like she's doing. Harding has a tendency to struggle with wording things well, she's life-smart, not book-smart - so that first banter does read as though she's worried FOR Rook in that patronizing way like a parent or older sibling, who thinks they know better... (heck even Emmrich potentially falls into that trap during the argument)

but then there's follow-up banter and it becomes clear that, no, she's not worried Emmrich might be taking advantage of poor innocent younger Rook; it becomes increasingly clear she's worried about HIS feelings. She's always addressing her concerns to HIM, and worrying about how they're "going too fast" (even IF he's made the promise to Rook to move slowly during their first dinner-date).

Harding's making observations about how he's becoming noticeably "mopey", she can TELL something's worrying HIM. (mind you, not even Rook seemed to have picked up on this)

And in turn he's very honest with Harding about how, despite defending himself against Davrin's juvenile jabs and appreciating/enduring Taash's sentiments and all that jazz, the age gap thing DOES secretly bother him. (the fact that he doesn't start moping straight away suggests that Harding was right, they DID go a bit too fast and Emmrich especially, was blinded by the honeymoon-phase so to speak). He does end up genuinely thanking her for her concern and advice, to try and think ahead about the relationship.

(Although sadly it still takes their potential impending deaths for him to reach their crisis-stage of needing to address his worries and I could do a whole essay alone on how he chooses to handle it, but others already have, so not now)

Say what you will about her, out of all their mutual friends, Harding was the ONLY ONE to see the pre-battle argument coming from A MILE AWAY, and she was trying to gently warn them; to try and nudge her two friends to have a serious talk about the consequences ahead, rather than blithely avoiding it.

tl;dr: Harding's got that serious emotional intelligence, and y'all best RESPECT her relationship advice.

[homkamiro]

Fem spy/Transmasc spy are both really funny to me because they imply that Spy was the one to carry Scout, and Scout would not handle that information responsibly. Or at all, really.

He didn't need to imagine that