#tf2 animal handler
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ylw-animal-handler · 3 months ago
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*sounds of banging and frustrated yells are heard throughout the whole base*
UGGGHHHH THESE GODDAM RACCOONS ARE GIVING ME WAY TOO MUCH FRICKIN' TROUBLE. THE HELL DID SOLDIER DO TA' THESE GUYS?!?!? THEYRE MASSIVE AND WON'T FRICKIN' LISTEN WHEN I GIVE THEM AN ORDER!!!
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red-animal-handler · 1 month ago
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Opinion on teammates and who helped you the most
*throws a stray kitten at you and runs away while back flipping furiously*
@back-flipping-anon (anon back from vacation)
Oh. Okay so
Scout is uh... annoyin' ta' say the least. He has a bit of an ego.
Soldier is cool, he lands me some raccoons sometimes... though I have no clue where he gets 'em from.
Medic... keeps stealing my animals for medical experimentation... I don't like the guy.
Spy is an asshole.
Pyro is the most manageable merc on our team. I don't mind the guy, though he's hard to understand sometimes.
Demoman is alright.. he just smell's quite strongly if alcohol which hurts some of the animals noses so he's not allowed in the shelter.
Heavy is a good lad, made me a sandvich once.
Sniper smells of piss and is a recluse so I barely see him ever. When I do though he's a prick.
Engineer isn't that bad, I don't really talk to him much though.
Trapper is my best mate, he's probably helped me through the most.
The tracker is everythin' I've ever dreamed of... she's sweet and kind, and pretty... and she loves me.
Janitor is a bit grumpy to be honest...
Thanks for the kitten :) looks a bit hungry...
*starts to prepare some food for it*
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ylw-animal-handler · 2 months ago
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Hi ther- OH MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY!? Geezus, what happened!?
I-I was just passing by until I heard screaming
@operator-on-ylw
*he looks up at them blood dripping from his mouth and a large deep scratch on his face*
DOES IT FUCKING LOOK LIKE IM OKAY??
*he takes a few more shaky breaths and looks at the operator*
WELL DONT JUST FUCKING STAND THERE, HELP GODDAMN IT!!
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ylw-animal-handler · 3 months ago
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Aaaaaa
Hello
Ur pretty
Take m&ms pls
@iaminyourbones
Uh... seriously? M&Ms?
I mean sure... Okay?
*He takes the M&Ms*
Thanks pup... I guess...
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richard-on-green · 2 months ago
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Oh hello hello hello there sweetheart, what do we have here~? Might i say you look dashing~
We haven't met yet, my names Rhye but uh, you can just call me yours~
@grn-animal-handler
i dont think ill be doin' that son.
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red-animal-handler · 1 month ago
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SHIT SHIT SHIT. WHERE IS HE?!? I mean I'm probably overreacting but no one else had seen him in forever!!!.... I hope he's okay...
Should I look for him? I wouldn't know where to look.... think Nick think....
*trapper has not returned to base yet. It appears he has gone missing? It surely isn’t safe out in the cold, especially overnight.*
@eagle-head-charge @medic-and-spy @the-red-medic @the-red-sniper @chef-from-blu @pauling-in-red @tf2-nurse-is-dreaming @red-animal-handler @wastelandtherapist @bonkbonkbonkboinkbonk @tavish-finnigan-degroot @misha-the-heavy-weapons-guy @lord-of-pyroland @engiehere
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wite-animal-handler · 11 days ago
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You hurt my parents and you’re dead, animal boy
@redmedicfemale @spiritually-damaged-heavy
I... you don't really scare me but nice try kiddo.
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blu-animal-handler · 1 month ago
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What’s ur favourite animal :3
FERRETS DEFINETLY!!!
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ylw-animal-handler · 2 months ago
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do you want a calculator. perchance. it's TI if that matters
— @conductor-on-grn
Answer me this, why the hell would I need a calculator Ray?
Go give it to some math nerd.
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wite-animal-handler · 2 months ago
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Hallo!! How's everything around here? Anyone injured?
@medic-whiteteam
Oh, hello there, I am doing quite well and so is the shelter, the animals seem to be adjusting to the team slowly as I am myself.
As for injury? No I do not believe so... I've been injured quite a bit from my animals but I am doing fine enough.
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blu-animal-handler · 22 days ago
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Hamburbur
HAMBORGERER
Hehehe
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ylw-animal-handler · 3 months ago
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Hello there. I heard you're the man who deals with animals, so I'm warning you quickly about the raccoons in the unused storage room.
They should not bite, I don't think, just in case you run into them.
— @ylw-soldier
[HIIIII -- mod]
Yeah I am.
Thanks for the warnin'? Don't worry I'll be fine, I've handled wirese than raccoons.
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wite-animal-handler · 1 month ago
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Awww what a cute little creature.
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blu-animal-handler · 1 month ago
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AWWWW HEYYYY YOU WANT TREATS?!?!
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meet-the-trapper-tf2 · 1 month ago
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*trapper has not returned to base yet. It appears he has gone missing? It surely isn’t safe out in the cold, especially overnight.*
@eagle-head-charge @medic-and-spy @the-red-medic @the-red-sniper @chef-from-blu @pauling-in-red @tf2-nurse-is-dreaming @red-animal-handler @wastelandtherapist @bonkbonkbonkboinkbonk @tavish-finnigan-degroot @misha-the-heavy-weapons-guy @lord-of-pyroland @engiehere
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red-animal-handler · 2 months ago
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Hey look uh- Can I stay here for a while? I- Had a panic attack earlier... Flashbacks led me to, uhm... Hurt myself again. Don't worry about it, Medic tried and heal the scars but they still hurt. I hope you don't mind me staying here for a while...
[Thoughts: I hope I won't embarrass myself like last time...]
*Their eyes were a bit red, and they still looked a bit sensitive from the panic attack.*
-@meet-the-tracker
*His eyes go wide as he sees them stand there and explain*
Oh shit yeah come in, take a seat.
*he walks them over to some beanbags he has set up in the corner of the shelter.*
D- do you uh, do you need anything? tea? coffee? water? a- a hug...?
*brutus comes trotting over and lays on his handlers lap*
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