#tf2 animal handler

[ylw-animal-handler]

*sounds of banging and frustrated yells are heard throughout the whole base*

UGGGHHHH THESE GODDAM RACCOONS ARE GIVING ME WAY TOO MUCH FRICKIN' TROUBLE. THE HELL DID SOLDIER DO TA' THESE GUYS?!?!? THEYRE MASSIVE AND WON'T FRICKIN' LISTEN WHEN I GIVE THEM AN ORDER!!!

[red-animal-handler]

Opinion on teammates and who helped you the most

*throws a stray kitten at you and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon (anon back from vacation)

Oh. Okay so

Scout is uh... annoyin' ta' say the least. He has a bit of an ego.

Soldier is cool, he lands me some raccoons sometimes... though I have no clue where he gets 'em from.

Medic... keeps stealing my animals for medical experimentation... I don't like the guy.

Spy is an asshole.

Pyro is the most manageable merc on our team. I don't mind the guy, though he's hard to understand sometimes.

Demoman is alright.. he just smell's quite strongly if alcohol which hurts some of the animals noses so he's not allowed in the shelter.

Heavy is a good lad, made me a sandvich once.

Sniper smells of piss and is a recluse so I barely see him ever. When I do though he's a prick.

Engineer isn't that bad, I don't really talk to him much though.

Trapper is my best mate, he's probably helped me through the most.

The tracker is everythin' I've ever dreamed of... she's sweet and kind, and pretty... and she loves me.

Janitor is a bit grumpy to be honest...

Thanks for the kitten :) looks a bit hungry...

*starts to prepare some food for it*

[red-animal-handler]

Aw man... nope, I don't think my animal handler qualifications cover this...

Zo…..Uhm….Ve might have an issue….

Zhis might be out in zhe Base…

@eagle-head-charge @meet-the-trapper-tf2 @collector-sniffs-you @engiehere @misha-the-heavy-weapons-guy @tavish-finnigan-degroot @medic-and-spy @bonkbonkbonkboinkbonk @lord-of-pyroland @pauling-in-red @the-red-sniper

[ylw-animal-handler]

Hi ther- OH MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY!? Geezus, what happened!?

I-I was just passing by until I heard screaming

@operator-on-ylw

*he looks up at them blood dripping from his mouth and a large deep scratch on his face*

DOES IT FUCKING LOOK LIKE IM OKAY??

*he takes a few more shaky breaths and looks at the operator*

WELL DONT JUST FUCKING STAND THERE, HELP GODDAMN IT!!

[ylw-animal-handler]

Aaaaaa

Hello

Ur pretty

Take m&ms pls

@iaminyourbones

Uh... seriously? M&Ms?

I mean sure... Okay?

*He takes the M&Ms*

Thanks pup... I guess...

[richard-on-green]

Oh hello hello hello there sweetheart, what do we have here~? Might i say you look dashing~

We haven't met yet, my names Rhye but uh, you can just call me yours~

@grn-animal-handler

i dont think ill be doin' that son.

[red-animal-handler]

SHIT SHIT SHIT. WHERE IS HE?!? I mean I'm probably overreacting but no one else had seen him in forever!!!.... I hope he's okay...

Should I look for him? I wouldn't know where to look.... think Nick think....

*trapper has not returned to base yet. It appears he has gone missing? It surely isn’t safe out in the cold, especially overnight.*

@eagle-head-charge @medic-and-spy @the-red-medic @the-red-sniper @chef-from-blu @pauling-in-red @tf2-nurse-is-dreaming @red-animal-handler @wastelandtherapist @bonkbonkbonkboinkbonk @tavish-finnigan-degroot @misha-the-heavy-weapons-guy @lord-of-pyroland @engiehere

[wite-animal-handler]

Hallo!! How's everything around here? Anyone injured?

@medic-whiteteam

Oh, hello there, I am doing quite well and so is the shelter, the animals seem to be adjusting to the team slowly as I am myself.

As for injury? No I do not believe so... I've been injured quite a bit from my animals but I am doing fine enough.

[blu-animal-handler]

What’s ur favourite animal :3

FERRETS DEFINETLY!!!

[ylw-animal-handler]

do you want a calculator. perchance. it's TI if that matters

— @conductor-on-grn

Answer me this, why the hell would I need a calculator Ray?

Go give it to some math nerd.

[wite-animal-handler]

Awww what a cute little creature.

[blu-animal-handler]

Hamburbur

HAMBORGERER

Hehehe

[ylw-animal-handler]

Hello there. I heard you're the man who deals with animals, so I'm warning you quickly about the raccoons in the unused storage room.

They should not bite, I don't think, just in case you run into them.

— @ylw-soldier

[HIIIII -- mod]

Yeah I am.

Thanks for the warnin'? Don't worry I'll be fine, I've handled wirese than raccoons.

[wite-animal-handler]

Oh dear thats... did you make this? is it for me? if so then i will gladly take it.

*they smile softly*

even though it makes me greatly uncomfortable...

[meet-the-trapper-tf2]

*trapper has not returned to base yet. It appears he has gone missing? It surely isn’t safe out in the cold, especially overnight.*

@eagle-head-charge @medic-and-spy @the-red-medic @the-red-sniper @chef-from-blu @pauling-in-red @tf2-nurse-is-dreaming @red-animal-handler @wastelandtherapist @bonkbonkbonkboinkbonk @tavish-finnigan-degroot @misha-the-heavy-weapons-guy @lord-of-pyroland @engiehere

[blu-animal-handler]

AWWWW HEYYYY YOU WANT TREATS?!?!