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swarple · 2 months
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NO MY COPY GOT DELAYYED ITS NOW ARRIVING TOMORROWWWW
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crushes have always been completely useless to me and have never brought me joy and I hate it lol
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the-wereraven · 1 year
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What the fuck was up with that trailer
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dib-thing-wannabe · 1 year
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WHY CAN'T I ANSWER ASKS???????
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cowboyshit · 8 months
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Ash! I liked the little necklace Hangman was wearing last night I’d like to see him wear a bit more but I don’t think it’s his style
I don’t know, I was kind of digging the look with the pushed back curls that were almost mullet like, little gold chain, v-neck, mustache… it was giving cowboy 70s pornstache daddy and I was quite…. intrigued
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wc-confessions · 2 years
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hollyivy disturbs me in a huge way and it greatly bothers me that they are (were?) so popular. i get that most incest ships in warriors are accidental bc nobody can keep track of all the family ties but when there's a whole prophecy about how those two are related there's really no excuse :| it's very odd
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haunted-headset · 11 months
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when you learn that your mom purposefully didn't give you a period party because she was mad at you the day you got your period
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zaiinab · 2 years
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why do these soccer players actually know how to play football
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jrueships · 2 years
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the sixers seriously losing to the spurs rn... the horsegirls are hoofkicking the shit out of the volleyball girls wtf who permitted this ????
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stargoyle · 6 months
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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
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cloudberrytroll · 17 days
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Hug
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scramratz · 1 month
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Did you know it’s legal in the USA for mattress companies to put fiberglass in their mattresses? They don’t even have to label them! So if you wanna commission me so I can buy a new bed I won’t stop you
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obsesssedblerd · 2 months
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You look up from your book to see your husband standing over the bassinet with his arms crossed, his brow raising as he looks down inside of it with a tiny scowl. He stays like that for about a minute. You sit up in your shared bed, then call out to him. “Ryo.” 
“Hm.” He doesn’t look up. 
“May I ask what you are doing?” 
“The little brat is staring,” Sukuna says matter-of-factly. “I am simply staring at her in return.” 
Inside of the bassinet, your baby daughter coos. Her scarlet eyes—exactly like her father’s—glitter with interest. You hear her giggle, and you scoff lightly and return your gaze to your book. “She thinks you’re playing a game.” 
“I am doing no such thing.” 
You flip a page. “Put a hand over your face for a few seconds.” He doesn’t respond, but you know he listens. “M’kay, now lift.” There’s silence for a few seconds, then your daughter bursts into a fit of giggles. 
Sukuna rolls his eyes. “I do not understand what is so entertaining about that.” When you look up again, you see that he’s covering his face again, then revealing himself to get the same reaction from the baby.
“It’s called peek-a-boo. It’s a game most babies love to play.” 
The little princess babbles as she lifts her arms up, and Sukuna tilts his head. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.” 
You snicker. “One: You’ll figure out what she’s saying the more you talk with her. Two: She wants you to pick her up.” 
He sighs dramatically, then reaches into the bassinet to pick up the small girl. Though she has her father’s eyes, she has your hair, the shape of your nose, and your ears. She also has your fearlessness, because she smiles directly in the face of the king of curses. Now at his eye level, she reaches her arms towards him excitedly. “What is it now, you brat? I’m already carrying you.” 
He looks over at you in question, and your smile grows. “She wants to touch your face,” you say. 
“Why?” 
“Because she’s a baby, and she’s curious.” 
Sukuna pulls her closer, and once in range, his daughter lays her tiny hands against his marked face. She giggles more, and you can see his eyes soften. “Hmph. You have your mother’s smile.” 
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The next morning, you walk into the kitchen where you hear Sukuna speaking with someone. When he turns to the side, you see your daughter nestled in the crook of one of his muscular arms, staring up at him as he concluded whatever story he was telling her. 
“...At the end of the battle, only I remained. Victory was mine.” 
The baby babbles excitedly, and Sukuna scoffs. “Ha, you will do no such thing. How do you expect to join me in battle when you aren’t even a year old, brat?” 
Her face scrunches in what looks like annoyance, and she repeats to him what he taught her the night before. “Hmph.” 
You burst into laughter, and Sukuna raises a brow at the little girl in his arms. “Great. Your mother’s smile, and her attitude.”
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newhappythoughts · 7 days
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One minute you're normal and the next you realize you're just
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bigtopstims · 1 month
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It’s not a secret mod Cesare.
What
Just.
What??
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delzinrowe · 1 month
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NO ONE WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT KAVEH NOW VOICES MOZE?????
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