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swarple · 2 days ago

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he misses his contestant

#the laughter in the background makes it even better #the way he clasps his hands 😂#he looks so wistful lol #finding frankie #henry hotline #other frankie #finding Frankie art #animation #seriously though this is amazing

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swarple · 3 days ago

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The devs knew what they were doing with these two

#I knew Henry looked like a tumblr sexyman #but honestly I did not expect so many people to be into other/real Frankie #like where did that come from #pls stop otherwise I may also like him a bit too much #I’m easily influenced ok #finding frankie #henry hotline #other frankie

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swarple · 3 days ago

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Contestant if they're back at Season 58:

#help I got hyperfixated on this game by accident #I WATCHED A PLAYTHROUGH CUZ I WAS BORED I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BAD #finding frankie #other frankie #lucky contestant #finding Frankie art

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swarple · 3 days ago

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Can we have Phone Dude content, pretty please?

this is it. this is the entire AU.

#LOL Afton’s like #‘CRAP’#that’s hilarious I love it #FNAF #FNAF art #phone dude #Springtrap #william afton

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swarple · 24 days ago

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A MUCH closer look at the sign! I’m less inclined to think this is pinkypill’s traced artwork due to how much they have changed.

They’re much more cartoony and lack their segments! Also toy Bonnie is clearly more fluffy (I doubt he actually will be in the film and this is just how their more cartoony forms look). I also enjoy some of the more 3D aspects of the sign like Freddy’s hand and Toy cupcake <3

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#YO I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WE HAD PHOTOS OF THIS???#IT LOOKS SO GOOD #FNAF #FNAF movie #fnaf 2 movie

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swarple · 26 days ago

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babe are you alright? you didnt even perform highly illegal and unethical experiments today involving horrific amounts of radium, what happened?

#kelvincore

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swarple · 28 days ago

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fanon yes man: wow, such a chill lil guy!

canon yes man, 90% of the time: wow, such a chill lil guy!

canon yes man, whenever the brotherhood or khans are mentioned: HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

#tbf that's benny's fault but yeah pretty much lolll #fnv #yes man #benny gecko

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swarple · 28 days ago

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this might be a cold take I don't really know, but being on the Strip in FNV always has me torn between "gambling is so cool" and "every single person who lives directly on the strip went through forced assimilation by Mr. house"

Benny is a victim of colonization, I feel bad for the guy

#I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT #these people were tribals with their own cultures and ways of life #and then house rolled up and was like “hey SAVAGES I want to make you CIVILIZED by assimilating you into my culture”#“thereby erasing yours”#“and in the process I will convince you to look down upon your old ways of life”#that's like super messed up #House thinks he's so much more “logical” than everyone else #meanwhile he destroys multiple cultures in order to reminisce on fracking Las Vegas of all things #I feel bad for them fr #I get that some of the tribes were pretty messed up #the cannibalism and the Omertàs in general just nope #but House actively ENCOURAGED the Omertàs because “oh you remind me of old mobsters that's cool”#he did not do what he did with any intention to help #fnv #Robert house #benny gecko

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swarple · 28 days ago

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Benny so chill about his upcoming death I kinda wanna let him live... Did I become a Benny slut?

#Yeah I tried to help him over and over but he's too STUPID to escape right #give him a stealth boy and he just puts it on right there in the middle of the tent like wtf you do it when no one's watching you moron #I ended up fighting him in the arena just cuz he used to be a tribal #figured he'd consider it a more honorable death #going down fighting and such #and then I 1000% took that suit man #wore it everywhere even though my speech was 100 #benny gecko #fnv

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swarple · 28 days ago

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i fell for him fucking with me more times than i'd like to admit honestly

#I am currently in a bout of benny obsession so I am 100% cool with info dumpy tags #and will in turn provide my own sorry not sorry #honestly my courier would constantly forget he's rich and TECHNICALLY powerful too #but not bc House is richer just bc Benny is such a sad wet dog of a man LOL #as for being genuinely nice I actually totally agree #but when I first met him I only knew that he was House's protege and I hated House #and House did the exact same thing of giving me free stuff immediately #so I was like mmmmmmm noooooooo clearly House taught him this #but for sure the more you know about Benny #the more he seems like he has a sliver of good in him #like I believe he genuinely cares about the chairmen and Swank #he only killed the chief in a formal fight bc he disagreed with the chief on what was best for their tribe #so clearly that mattered to him #whereas yeah house lacks empathy because he thinks he's inherently better than everyone else #he's got a god complex and everyone else is just a number to him #I would love to see a character arc where Benny changes bc that would be super fun #esp since my courier is a generally good person who will help people for no personal gain #so that kind of dynamic would be both hilarious and interesting #But I too am in love with him SOOOOOOOOO I could be doing mental gymnastics as well #me being here like “I can fix him uwu”

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swarple · 28 days ago

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i fell for him fucking with me more times than i'd like to admit honestly

#the thing is I don’t trust anything like that #idk besides that he was kind of a jerk #so he and House both gave off these vibes of #‘Ik I’m not a good person and all I have to offer is money and expensive things’#like they don’t know what actually being nice to someone is lol #their only redeeming quality is that they’re rich and they know it #the problem was I really wanted to make amends because I’m an IDIOT #and I didn’t expect him to just instantly ambush me LOLL #I figured he was playING A LONG CON OR SOMETHING #fnv #benny gecko #also I too am in love with him #which is really sad

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swarple · 28 days ago

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i like how sometimes when you ask yes man about one of the tribes he'll be like "oh yeah those guys! benny hates them!" like is benny just complaining about shit to this robot? is he just gossiping to yes man?

#IKR that has occurred to me #he’s just having full conversations with Yes Man about the Great Khans #‘y’see Yes Man the Khans are a bunch’a dirty finks who don’t even look people in the eye when they shoot ‘em’#and Yes Man’s just like ‘noted noted’#but most people seem to hate Benny and Benny’s hiding his plans from everyone #so I guess that’s why he talks to Yes Man about it???#idk the man needs help #fnv #benny gecko #yes man

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swarple · 28 days ago

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