#tf wright

[rendevok]

The gingerbread anything agency!

A secret santa gift for my good friend max 🥰🫶

[xformalde-hyde]

Idk wtf this is. Take it

[dixidin]

Happy.... potential birthday to Tim?

So uhh. I have no clue when Tim's birthday is, the only two dates I could pinpoint is December 24th (which is the actor's) and June 19th for the character. So if today isn't Tim's birthday then.... shrugs shoulders

@zol1x sorry but Jay already got to ur girlfriend first

[vtimbertiger]

Damn I can't believe Ace Attorney got me to actually start writing about shit in my original story-world

Anyways, story will begin at the beginning of the disbarment (dumbass 1 & 2 are good [pining] friends at this point). Phoenix had met the leader of the revolution ("Lazuli") prior to disbar and then sought him out after.

There's magic involved (mages are illegal). Phoenix becomes a vigilante called "Bennu" (aka an Egyptian Phoenix) becoming the nuisance to the government (good for him).

(Lies Miles does NOT know that Bennu is Phoenix ^)

TBH I'm using this as an introduction to the world that this takes place in once I start writing for them lol

[budd-ie]

“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when

[imsogayyippee]

[turnaboutstar]

the guyfailure of all time he can't play piano but has to fake it for his job most of the time 😭

[strangest-blorbo-tourney]

Strangest blorbo tourney: prelims (propaganda under the cut)

Prowl (Transformers Generation One)

Vs.

Manfred von Karma (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)

Prowl:

Okay so a TF fan might not think he counts as strange but HEAR ME OUT. I'm not talking about his IDW comic book self or the version from Animated. I'm talking about the version from G1, the most popular version of the character. The version who's largest on-screen impact was his death in the 1986 movie. He had a single digit number of lines across two seasons of the show despite supposedly being the second in command of the Autobots. The version of his character that feels so concrete and consistent in all his fanworks is based on his original (largely ignored by canon) character bio, the Marvel comics (which most modern fans have never read) and decades of fanon hivemind.

Prowl was the original Goncharov. Change my mind.

Manfred von Karma:

Every single horrible thing that has ever happened in the first three games is the result of a murder he did in 2001. He is cartoonishly evil, adopting the son he orphaned and then framing said son for the murder of his father 15 years later. A lot of people HC him as a child abuser (though this is not canon, just fanon that will get you EXECUTED if you disagree with it) and if you like him, think he is a compelling villain, or even just enjoy art and fic and stuff of him you will be unpersoned. I literally made a joke about him having lead poisoning once and got excommunicated from the fandom on twitter like they were THAT upset that I would even come up with a jokey, half-sympathetic headcanon about him.

Someone once got run off the platform for organizing a zine about him. I am still to this day known as "the Lead Poisoning Guy" because I like him. One time I was in a fan server and another member constantly tried to pick fights with me because he was my comfort character. I wasn't even talking about him just, like, existing in her peripheral. I have seen Ace Attorney servers where you are banned from even mentioning him. Deadass.

It should also be noted that in the sequels there is a character who is literally like a young pretty version of him--more or less does the same level of cartoonishly evil crimes, is also a mean fancy German guy, some people even argue that this guy is WORSE. But he is beloved by the fandom and shipped with the protagonist because he is young, pretty, blonde and able-bodied while MVK is a disabled old man.

No blorbo has ever gotten me more shit than this guy. It's so weird. I think he's funny and interesting and he makes me happy.

[tf-kinky]

You had no idea when you stole that car that you would be facing Phoenix Wright and his form of justice!

You were sentenced to permanent imprisonment as Phoenix Wrights brand new pink tie as part of his suit. The sentence was carried out immediately in front of your family and friends and Phoenix immediately took of his old tie and put you on.

"Damn you feel really good on me. I would say don't do crime again when your released, but as you well know this is a permanent sentence. I won't be talking to you anymore, its weird to talk to clothes"

You felt him tie you around his neck and put on your securely. And you immediately learn Phoenix's neck sweats a lot as your pink fabric form starts getting wet already. Your brothers and dad were all gooning their cocks to this by the way, loving that your like this forever. All of them came at the same time and then left without the slightest care about you.

Many cases, multiple months, a couple years had past and Phoenix kept wearing you. You were never washed, you always felt so rank and nasty. Until this new case he sentenced a new guy to be a new tie. Phoenix takes you off and throws you into the nearby fireplace in the courtroom and you imagine burn up in impossible to describe pain. Your alive long enough to see Phoenix put on the new sentenced guy turned into a new pink tie. Then you are gone, just ash in the fireplace.

Phoenix enjoys some time to himself enjoying his new tie. He had already forgot you were even a thing he owned.

[bubbleblowinggirl]

Somebody auntie right here

Auntie Tish/Michelle 💀💀

[kakdidyoulaythisegg]

Phoenix but he a pooltoy.....

This feel specific? Maybe because i transformed my favorite character into a pooltoy is weird

[midnaurs]

This book i just got mentions "The Children's Hour". Thought I would share it with yall

[faithinlouisfuture]

[kalmiaclown]

Ohh myy GOOOSHHUUGGHHH I NEED to hear ya'lls song recs SO BAD!!!! Every time I see a post about "ohh this song reminds me of [character/ship] :3" its always GOOD! PLEASE SOMEBODY RECOMMEND ME MUSIC I'M MALNOURISHED!!!!!

[habits1andonlyy]

slen.dermania supporters DNI

[turnaboutstar]

damn another orphan hopefully won't be like the other one he killed the president of a country  with a hot air balloon